Chapter 097: Kawaii
"Yes, yes, yes, the dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth!" Lao Li laughed on the side.
Looking at the kind of smile that Lao Li showed at us, I felt the urge to rush up and punch him. This guy said that others are righteous and justified, but he himself is no different from Ah Dong, they are all that kind of people.
I glanced at Lao Li, smiled, and said deliberately: "So you and Adong are not the same kind of people?" ”
"Of course, I have great ability, that is a good citizen recognized in the village and outside the village, ten miles and eight townships, and he has greatly won good people." It's okay if I don't say that, as soon as I say Lao Li, I will go straight to the sky. He patted his chest and began to blow it confidently, and really responded to a common saying: give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, and give you some color and you will open a dye shop!
"I said, 'When did you become a good citizen?' It is also recognized that I don't know how to do this. "I can't hold it back, I can't say that kind of conscience anymore. This guy is really good at putting gold on his face, and he is simply a talent who brags and doesn't make drafts.
Lao Li glanced at me, and then smiled at me, "Real people don't show their faces, I don't know what to do." ”
"Don't show your sister, you're really human, I think you're a real villain." After saying that, I gave him a look of contempt.
At this time, Adong also walked over, looked at Lao Li with ill will, and said in a deep voice: "I said that you are really good at blowing, admire!" I think you just changed your name to Li Dazui. After speaking, he also made a gesture at Lao Li.
"That is, don't look at what your old brother Li is, what status. But why did it change to Li Dazui instead of Li Dazhui? Lao Li said with a look of arrogance.
I smiled and said, "Changing it to Li Dazui means that you have a big mouth and can blow, but I don't understand this." ”
Lao Li glanced at me and said, ", who said that I don't know the way, I deliberately pretended not to know the way." You don't want to know who I am. ”
At this time, Qiangzi also spoke, "That's right, I said you, you are really ignorant, don't you know the identity of our Li Da ability?" After speaking, he smiled at Lao Li.
Lao Li was praised by Qiangzi like this, and he was even more awesome, and laughed directly with his hands on his waist. In fact, many of our brothers knew that what Qiangzi said just now was satirizing Lao Li, but Lao Li himself was immersed in the joy of pretending to be forced and didn't feel it.
Ah Dong scolded directly at this time: "Don't fuck pretend to be a calf for me here, I don't know who Lu Dao said when he saw that beautiful policewoman and said that he would marry a policewoman, what did he say that he would feel safe like this." You said that you are pretending to be a big-tailed wolf here now, what are you playing deep, why did you go earlier. "It seems that Ah Dong can't pretend anymore, it's really Lao Li who can make people angry when he speaks.
"Fuck, if I want to marry, I'll marry the gray wolf, policewoman flower, hum, I think you should go find the red wolf." Lao Li glared at him, then extinguished the cigarette butt, and then took out another cigarette and lit it.
As soon as Lao Li said this, we were speechless, and we all laughed. This guy seems to be a good material, and he actually moved out the gray wolf when he said something.
Adong walked to Brother Zheng's side with a smile, looked at him and said, "That, Brother Zheng, you have been living here for most of the day, have you found that there are a few kawaii beauties in this hospital?" After speaking, he winked at Brother Zheng.
As soon as I heard what he said, I wanted to rush up and give him a kick, this guy was so embarrassed that he was almost thrown home, and he couldn't get rid of his ** illness anywhere. But just as I was about to rush out, Hadron grabbed my clothes. I turned my head to look at Hadron and he made a shushing gesture at me, meaning to tell me not to be impulsive. I looked at the hadron and thought about it, finally suppressing the anger in my heart.
Brother Zheng took a puff of cigarette, looked at Adong and said coldly, "What kind of woman is kawaii?" ”
Ah Dong thought for a while, and said with a smile on his face: "The kawaii woman refers to the beauties of the island country!" ”
Brother Zheng smoked a cigarette and nodded, "Don't say it, there are really one or two kawaii"
"Really!" As soon as Brother Zheng said this, Adong became excited directly.
Adong looked at Brother Zheng and said with a look of longing: "Brother Zheng, where is the two kawaii women?" ”
Brother Zheng glanced at Adong and didn't speak, just smiled coldly.
At this time, the door of the room was opened, and then a female nurse walked in from the outside, looking at her appearance, she should have come to change the dressing for Brother Zheng.
As soon as the female nurse came in, my brother and I hurriedly made a shushing gesture to her, signaling her not to speak.
After she glanced at us, she didn't speak, but cautiously walked behind Ah Dong, in front of Brother Zheng.
"I'm talking brother, tell me where those two kawaii women are." Ah Dong asked a little impatiently.
Brother Zheng looked at the female nurse standing in front of him, then looked at Adong again, and said with a sneer: "Then let me ask you again, what is the standard of a kawaii woman, can you be specific, I'm afraid that what if I say that those two just have the figure of an island country but don't have the face of an island country, it won't disappoint you." ”
Ah Dong smiled and said, "A kawaii woman, that must have a smooth and fair face, long eyelashes hanging down, deep eyes that shimmer like black crystal, a high nose, and a beautiful lip shape, and her figure must also be perfect S-shaped, her skin must also be white and tender, and it is best to be able to show a little coquettish at any time." ”
I sat on the sidelines, listened to him say this, and couldn't help but cover my mouth and laugh.
Brother Zheng nodded "oh", and then glanced at Adong, "You said that you didn't see such a woman, but now there is a beautiful woman behind you, you can see for yourself." ”
When Ah Dong heard this, he quickly turned his head, and when he saw the nurse, he was directly stunned, and only three words came out of his mouth, "Kawaii." ”
The female nurse glanced at him and said angrily, "Hmph, rascal." With that, she was about to go outside.
But when she reached the door, she suddenly stopped, then turned her head and yelled at us: "I came here to remind you to stop arguing, you have affected the rest of the patients next door." If you make a lot of noise like this, we will ask you to leave. After saying that, he closed the door angrily and left.
When I got here, I realized that this nurse was not here to change the dressing for Brother Zheng and Xie Peng.
My brother and I looked at each other, but neither of us spoke, and the room became quiet.
After being silent for a few minutes, Ah Dong walked directly to the middle of us, pointed at us and began to count: ", what do you mean, deliberately let me lose points in front of beautiful women, do you tell me what kind of brother you are, that brother who is so hurtful as you." After saying that, he sat directly on the bench. Then, he took the Chinese cigarette from his ear and lit it for himself.
As soon as these words came out, we couldn't hold back anymore and laughed directly. I wanted to laugh from just now, but I just didn't want to destroy Brother Zheng's plan. I think from the beginning, Brother Zheng should have known that after we were so noisy, there would definitely be a nurse who came to remind us.
"!" Seeing us laughing so happily, Ah Dong was even more unhappy, and turned his head to the side and stopped talking.