Chapter 064: This Can't See Blood
The Buddha looked at me and turned to Lu Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, why are you here again?" ”
Lu Xiaoyu pouted and said, "Brother, I have something to do with you." ”
The Buddha frowned, looked at me again and said, "Brother-in-law, is it that you can't deal with something you provoke and need my help." ”
I was still a little happy when I heard the Buddha call me brother-in-law, but the happiness lasted less than a second, and I was depressed for a while, did I want to eat soft rice so much?
Lu Xiaoyu blushed and glared at the Buddha.
"Buddha, you misunderstood!" I shook my head and said, "Although I've been in a lot of trouble lately, I think I can still handle it myself, and I came here today because I think you have the right to know the Tao, so I'll tell you about it, there's nothing else." ”
Seeing that I was neither humble nor arrogant, the Buddha smiled and said, "Oh, what did you say to hear about it?" ”
I said, "Xiaoyu is your sister's identity and Lu Jiu knows it!" ”
The Buddha first showed a hint of surprise, but quickly calmed down and said, "Oh, I'm afraid it's because of you." ”
I nodded and said, "That's right, Lu Jiu originally wanted to deal with me, so he checked all the people around me, and then they noticed Xiaoyu." ”
The monk on the side said angrily: "I rub it, I knew that your mummy was unreliable, this is not to harm Xiaoyu, Buddha, I will abolish this mummy first, and then go to abolish Lu Jiu's miscellaneous pieces." ”
The monk said that he was going to come and fight with me, and as soon as the monk moved, those guys doing push-ups on the ground also rushed over, obviously they were my enemy.
Lu Xiaoyu was startled, and hurriedly blocked in front of me and said angrily: "Brother monk, what are you doing?" ”
In an instant, we were surrounded by these twenty or thirty people, and I was also shocked in my heart, if these people wanted to clean me up, I would probably have to explain it here even if it was three heads and six arms.
Although I was terrified, I could barely control my expression and not show any different colors.
At this time, the Buddha finally waved his hand to stop the monk and said: "Okay, monk, you calm down, don't do it, if you have something, do it, do it, do it, if you really want to do it, now lead this group of cubs to the guard school to tie up the people who made trouble just now for me, I want to see what kind of stupid X kicks a ball and plays tricks." ”
When the monk heard this, he immediately became excited, and hurriedly said: "Buddha, you are serious, if I go, then our Xingnan may really have to fight with the Wei School." ”
The Buddha nodded and said, "You think I'm joking, either go quickly, or change the faucet." ”
The monk hurriedly waved his hand and beckoned the twenty-odd push-ups to leave the playground violently.
Obviously, everyone who was doing push-ups just now was holding back the fire.
After the monk left, the dragon head said, "Buddha, I'll go and pull some people again, and we'll see you at the gate of the school in a while." ”
The Buddha nodded, and the dragon head smiled and left.
When everyone was almost gone, the Buddha looked at me and said, "Okay, okay, I didn't see that I was busy, I know what you said, you go back and send a message to Lu Jiu for me, just say that my Buddha said it, I'm tired of it, he tried to move my sister!" If you don't live enough, you can go as far as you want. ”
I looked at the Buddha in surprise and asked, "That's it?" ”
The Buddha said: "You can just take the words, don't worry about other things, I have my own arrangements." ”
I felt a burst of disdain in my heart, looking like Sakuragi Hanamichi pretending to be unfathomable, of course, I didn't dare to say these words in front of the Buddha.
I nodded and said, "Buddha, you are Lu Xiaoyu's brother, and I am her boyfriend, now that you are in trouble, I can't stand idly by, so let's do it, I'll send Xiaoyu to your classroom to stay, and I'll go to the gate of the school to find you in a while." ”
The Buddha looked at me with interest and said, "Oh, it's a bit of guts, but we don't have more of you here, and we have less of you, so you better take my sister back." ”
Lu Xiaoyu also pulled me to keep me from participating in this fight.
But I shook my head resolutely, this Xiaoyu is my girlfriend, maybe it will be in the future, bah, what maybe, it must be my wife, then this Buddha will be my brother-in-law in the future, so I definitely can't stand by now.
Lu Xiaoyu has always been very well-behaved, and when he saw that he couldn't persuade me, he said: "Then you be careful, the students on my brother's side fight differently from our No. 1 Middle School, you should be careful." ”
I nodded.
The Buddha smiled and didn't bombard me again, he asked Huang Junjie on the side to take Lu Xiaoyu back to his class first, and then took me from the fence on the edge of the playground to go directly over the wall.
It was the first time I was outside the school to accompany students from another school to fight with students from another school, and I was really excited.
Xingnan High School is only two roads away from the Wei School, and it is a ten-minute walk away, and I walked fast with the Buddha and took a shortcut, so when we arrived, the monk and the group of brothers who were doing push-ups had just arrived at the door of the Wei School.
The monk was surprised when he saw me coming with the Buddha: "Buddha, why are you here and bring this mummy here?" ”
The Buddha smiled and said: "He came here to help, disperse a little when you enter the guard school for a while, stand so close, I'm afraid that people won't know that you are fighting in a group, isn't it?" ”
Everyone immediately dispersed.
I sighed in my heart, the quality of this Buddha's subordinates is also quite high, and then think about those little gangsters who I temporarily jumped up, they are simply stragglers.
Then I entered the guard school in batches with the Buddha, and the Buddha was familiar with the guard school, and after a while, he took a group of me to the playground.
It's the weekend, and there are a lot of students on the playground, so the twenty or thirty of me didn't pay much attention.
The Buddha called the guy who had done twenty more push-ups just now to his side and said, "Li Wei, do you still see the group of people who played with you just now?" ”
After Li Wei looked at the playground a few times, he said: "Buddha, here, the group of people who are playing football are the same people who did it with me just now." ”
The Buddha asked again: "The few who took the lead in pointing out to me, don't point out the wrong point." ”
Li Wei nodded and began to point to people: "The one guarding the door in the north, the one with the yellow hair, and the one who screamed the loudest, and that, that, that ......."
Li Wei pointed to eight people in one go.
The Buddha nodded and said: "The others see the opportunity to act, stop others from bothering us, monk, you come with me, let's sneak over with four of us." ”
I frowned and said, "Buddha, this way, I'll take care of the gatekeeper and the yellow-haired one, and you can do the other six." ”
The Buddha smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, you can't do it!" Even if someone stops you for a while, you'll have to deal with three or four people. ”
I nodded and said no problem.
I naturally can't drop the chain when I come to the Buddha, and since the Buddha brought me, he naturally wants to see my ability, I only have some courage and real skills, and this Buddha will probably completely hand over Lu Xiaoyu to me to take care of.
So a group of us quickly walked towards the crowd playing football on the playground.
As soon as we joined, someone began to stop us, but we were instantly put down by the monk who was at the forefront.
Then someone on the playground shouted: "There is a fight!" ”
Then the whole playground was in chaos, some came to help, some came to see the excitement, and some twisted their butts and ran away.
The people who were simply pointed out by Li Wei did not run, but rushed towards us with a group of people, and the first thing I aimed at was the guy who guarded the door, because he was closest to the edge of the playground, of course, he was closest to me, so after putting down a few students from the guard school, he came to the gatekeeper.
It's not that I'm so good, or how incompetent the bastards at the school are, but I'm lucky, these people around me should just come to play football, not some bastards, and when I saw a fight, I was embarrassed to run out to help, and I didn't have any experience in fighting, so I picked up a leak.
The Buddha saw that I was good, so he asked Li Wei to bring a few people to help me, and at the same time, he and the monk had already rushed into the crowd, and as soon as these two people rushed into the crowd of the guard school, it was like a wolf entering the sheepfold, and the students of the guard school were a miserable sight.
And at this time, a big guy suddenly pounced on me from the side of the gatekeeper, and I didn't say a word just a sweep push to put it down, and then took advantage of the situation to clean up the guy who was watching the doorkeeper in a daze.
Li Wei led people to hurriedly go up and subdue the big man and the man guarding the door.
At the same time, Li Wei was surprised: "Damn, the fight can still come like this, sweep the legs, martial arts movies." ”
After the big guy was subdued, I swung my fist and was about to smash it on the big guy's nose, and two nosebleeds flowed out.
"Paralyzed, dare to sneak attack me!" I scolded.
The big chunk also scolded: "Damn! You dare to hit me, I'm KING's cousin. ”
And Li Wei looked at me in surprise and said, "Dude, you started too fast, I forgot to tell you that the Buddha said that this person can fight, but he can't see blood." ”
I was stunned: "When did you say it, why didn't I hear it?" ”
Li Wei said: "What I said in the last few fights ......"
Me: "Paralysis! ”
The big guy sneered at me: "Hmph, what if you are the Buddha's person, you don't want to give my cousin KING face, you just wait to be handed over by the Buddha and punished." ”
"you paralysis!" I said and punched the big guy in the face.
Li Wei was completely stunned this time: "Big brother, you are the god that the Buddha found from him, and you are too bold, although we often fight with KING's subordinates, but we are all little bastards who are covered by him, and we have never touched his lineage." ”
I ignored Li Wei, turned my head and said, "Take care of this big guy and the guy guarding the door, I'll catch that yellow hair, by the way, can that yellow hair see blood?" ”
Li Wei nodded: "Yes, he's just a little bastard." ”
After saying that, I rushed towards the yellow hair again, and Li Wei hurriedly separated two people from his side to help me.
At this time, other people saw that the big man, that is, KING's cousin, was beaten, so they began to shout: "Damn, Brother Jiang was beaten, go and notify Brother KING to find someone to come and help, just say that the Buddha brought someone to make trouble!" ”
At this time, I couldn't care so much, so I rushed to Huang Mao in a few clicks, and I put a few people in the middle, and of course I was not less punched and kicked.
When Huang Mao saw me coming, he threw his fist at my face, which was not too fast, so I easily dodged it, and at the same time hit him in the cheek from the side.
He staggered, and I took the opportunity to make up for it and knocked him to the ground.
At this time, the battle on the Buddha's side had long ended, seven or eight people were lying on the ground, and a group of people were standing there in a group, but they didn't dare to fight back.
With the victory of the Buddha, the people on my side didn't dare to move anymore, and they often retreated.
So this yellow hair was successfully "captured" by me!
The Buddha said to the crowd of the guard school: "Hmph, torturers, aren't you going to call KING, okay, my Buddha is waiting for him here, I just have something to ask him, paralyzed, all stand honestly, take advantage of this time I will first educate these stupid Xs for KING." ”
Saying that, the Buddha asked Li Wei and the others to bring over the group of people he just pointed out.
After everyone sent it over, the Buddha looked at Li Wei in surprise and asked, "Hey, Li Wei, why is there one more, why does this fat man still look a little familiar!" “
The big man said arrogantly: "Hmph, Buddha, what are you pretending, I'm KING's cousin, your subordinates beat me, you just wait for Xingnan to start a war with the Wei School!" ”