Chapter 360, treat a ghost as a ball to slam a dunk!
Chapter 360, treat a ghost as a ball to slam a dunk!
Xiaofeng, who felt that his suction ** was back again, had long since stopped taking this inflatable male ghost in his eyes.
With a single dodge, he dodged this guy's iron fist.
The cars on the road stopped, and the people in the car, no, the ghosts in the car, all watched in amazement as the two guys fought.
The inflatable male ghost was taken aback, but his anger was still gone, and he punched towards Xiaofeng again.
You are a ghost, and Lao Tzu is afraid of you? Xiaofeng was also annoyed, so he simply kicked it out.
This waste leg, now it is a kick and a quasi, only one kick, and the inflatable male ghost has been knocked to the ground again.
Xiao Feng suddenly felt that this guy was curled up on the ground, like a basketball, and thought that this guy's body could actually be deflated and bulged, which was also fun.
So, Xiaofeng, who was full of playfulness, simply used his ability to pack up the inflatable male ghost three times and two times, and rolled it into an inflatable basketball.
"Here, give you a big slam dunk!" Xiaofeng grabbed the "basketball" made of ghosts, jumped up, and jumped high.
"Huh?" All the ghosts, including the two yin, widened their eyes as they watched as this superman jumped into the air.
I only heard a bang, and the "basketball" made of the inflatable male ghost slammed into a street lamp on the side of the road. This inflatable male ghost, hanging high above the street lamp, motionless. However, of course, he did not die, but fainted.
With a whoosh, Xiaofeng jumped to the ground again and patted the dust on his body.
"Yes, yes, it's fun! It's a pity that there is no opponent for this big dunk. Where is this basketball court in the underworld? ”
"Oh, the stadium is right there." A good ghost poked his head out of the car, "Good man, your dunk skills are much better than that guy named Qiao Dan in the yang world." Simply, in the future, our Netherworld basketball team will recruit you as an athlete. ”
"Well said, well said. However, with my skills, the salary is not less. Give less, I don't follow. Xiaofeng crossed his arms and smiled.
"Don't go!" The two yin chasers surrounded Xiao Feng one on the left and one on the right, "Lu Xiaofeng, if you come to us for the first time, you will disturb the order of the underworld, and you are also suspected of fighting ghosts, come with us to the immigration department." ”
"Fighting ghosts? I'm fighting you ghosts! Xiao Feng was annoyed, "You guys hurry up and send me back to the yang world, do you hear?" Otherwise, I'll be fighting all over here and there, and I'll fight you bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods! ”
"Presumptuous! How dare you be rude to us! Bull head, on! The tall man removed the cloth that covered his face.
Xiao Feng was startled when he saw this. It turns out that this tall guy actually has a horse face, not a human face as long as a horse, that is, a horse's face! The other, a little shorter, also took off his mask, and it turned out to be a minotaur.
Bull head horse noodles? Ah, I finally know who they are.
At this time, the two guys were already roaring angrily, waving the batons in their hands, and rushed over.
Xiaofeng's bloodiness also came up. Okay, let me teach you how powerful I am!
His blood boiled, and his hair stood on end as if a strong wind was blowing in his ears.
He heard only two thuds, and the head of the bull and the face of the horse, which rushed forward, fell down.
"Hmph, you two of you, dare to challenge the deity?" Xiao Feng became angry, and a blue cold light flashed in his eyes, "Go home and wash and sleep." ”
This bull-headed horse-faced kung fu is also quite good in the underworld. However, with just one move, he was defeated by a new ghost who had just come to the underworld.
"How? Who else is going to go it alone? Xiao Feng shouted, and his veins seemed to be agitated with murderous aura again.
Don't say it's a human, it's a ghost, and I will kill it.
What did Uncle Wu say? See God to kill God, see Demon to kill God.
I dare to kill even gods and demons, am I still afraid of you little ghosts?
"This brother." Suddenly, an old ghost came out of the group of ghosts.
This old ghost is actually wearing a Tang costume and looks very retro. His eyebrows are white and his beard is white, but he is still very amiable.
When Xiao Feng saw this old ghost coming, he was not hostile, and relaxed a little.
"What, this old man, you also want to come and talk to me?"
"Oh, no, this brother, I see that you are extraordinary, may I ask you that you have just come from the yang world?"
"Yes, I'm from the sun, but I'm going back. These two guys won't let me go back, of course I'm going to beat them up. Xiaofeng said.
"Oh, brother, that's what you don't understand. How many of you have come to us can go back casually? You should go to the immigration office, and if you do want to go back, you should check with the immigration officer. ”
"The immigration department you're talking about, but the judge or Hades?"
The old ghost was amused, "We are now like you in the yang world, and we don't have these titles for a long time. Oh, forget it. This immigration director is the judge, if you want to ask something clear, I can accompany you, please. ”
Xiao Feng eats soft rather than hard, and seeing that this old ghost's attitude is not bad, he nodded, "It's okay, I'll go with you." ”
On the ground, the two ghosts, the bull head and the horse, struggled to get up from the ground, touched their aching bodies, and shook their heads.
"Big brother, what's going on? Why is this new ghost so powerful? Hasn't his kung fu in the yang world been wasted a long time ago? The bull head asked.
"Then how do I know the way? It stands to reason that whoever comes to our side, no matter whether he was an emperor or a beggar in his previous life, a hero or a wizard, has long had no skills and abilities here. What's the matter, this guy still has such a lot of strength? Ma Mian also shook his head, feeling incredulous.
"You two don't understand." Suddenly, a ghost came out behind them.
"Ah, my lord!" The two ghosts hurriedly saluted the ghost.
This ghost is not tall, wearing a gray cloak and covering his face, like the gray-robed wizard in "The Lord of the Rings".
"He is a person born with a divine body, and he is still possessed by demons, and those who are possessed by demons are what we can do with the ghosts of the underworld?" The "adult" sighed, "I think it's probably because we detained the wrong person. The head of the immigration department will definitely let him go. You have been beaten by him, and you are considered unlucky. Don't say it's the judge of the immigration department, even the king of Hades doesn't dare to offend him! Do you understand? ”
"My subordinates understood." This bull head and horse face immediately came to stand upright.
Today, these fists are in vain, and I haven't had to find someone to claim compensation, what a loss!
But the guy hanging on the street lamp, the inflatable male ghost, shouted: "Mr. Policeman, let me down, let me down!" ”
"You're not going to come down yourself, are you?" The horse's face was on fire, and he said angrily to the inflatable male ghost.
"I'm scared of being so tall!" The inflatable male ghost was so frightened that he trembled all over.
"Stupid, you jump off. Anyway, you won't die, what are you afraid of? The bull head said.
"But, if I jump down, won't I deflate again?" The guy yelled.
"It's deflated. Okay, we don't have time to worry about you, let's go. The bull's head and the horse's face shook off their hands.
"Rub, aren't the police serving us ghost people? Usually shouting is shocking. But now you can't build a ladder and get me down. The inflatable man nagged, but he had no choice but to hold on to the lamp pole and slide down the lamp pole.
This slid down, and the place below him was still rubbed by the lamp pole.
"Oops, I'm broken down here. Now, I can't go to the sauna at night. Really, I fainted! The inflatable male ghost fell to the ground, clutched himself underneath, and cursed.
In this ghost town, dare to love and have a sauna?
Nonsense, the ghost has to hey, okay? Can there be no such service place???????