Chapter 6: Stealing the Emperor's Spirit Card
"Maybe it's cold, the Dao boys are lazy, right? It just so happens that no one noticed us going in, so it's better. ”
Lu Zhu blinked, just thinking that the Dao boys were lazy.
After Lin Xiaojin slipped into the prayer hall, he quickly closed the door when he saw that there was no one in the house.
She rubbed her frozen hand so that she could regain sensation.
The prayer hall was very bright, probably because the wooden shelves around it were lit with candles, and the candlelight made the room much warmer.
The strange thing is that in the incense burner in front of the ancestral throne of the first emperor, there is unburned incense.
In the copper basin on the ground was some dry paper that had just been burned and was still steaming.
The small pieces of unburned white paper scattered in the basin could not tell whether it was the scriptures or the faith.
Who would come to the prayer hall early in the morning to see the emperor?
Lin Xiaojin was suspicious.
"Queen Mother, why are we here to pray for blessings?"
Lu Zhu frowned incomprehensibly, this prayer hall looks really normal.
"Steal the spirit card!" Lin Xiaojin blurted out without thinking.
Her plan is to come to the Blessing Hall to steal the spirit card of the first emperor, and then pretend to use the supernatural rhetoric of the first emperor to make some gods and ghosts, which is convincing.
And Lin Xiaojin knew that today, the emperor's aunt, Princess Deyang, would come to the Taoist temple to offer incense.
If the emperor's aunt came and didn't see the spirit card of the first emperor, she would definitely be very surprised and ordered someone to search for it.
At this time, she ran out of her small broken house again, holding the spirit card with a handful of snot and tears, it was perfect!
"The Queen Mother! I can't help it! It's disrespectful! I will kill my head if I steal the spirit seat of the first emperor!" Lu Zhu's legs were weak in fright.
"What are you afraid of? My plan is simply seamless! Let me tell you, we stole the spirit card and ran away, and absolutely no one will find out! God knows, you know and I know! When the time comes, I will say that the emperor has dreamed of the first emperor. Anyway, the first emperor is no longer there, and whether I have slept with him or not, there is no proof of death! I said yes, yes!
Lin Xiaojin's eyes silently glanced at the spirit card of the first emperor.
With a lot of strength in his heart, he rushed directly to the spirit card, and stretched out his hand to grab the spirit card.
Lu Zhu knelt on the ground with a frightened bang, reached out and grabbed Lin Xiaojin's sleeve and wailed: "Queen Mother! You calm down! You think twice! Lu Zhu still wants to live! I can't steal the spirit card!"
"Luzhu, you let it go! I've thought about it for three, four, five, or six! I don't want to spend a day of being under house arrest!"
Lin Xiaojin raised his hand to brush off the green bead's hand, and the moment his fingers were about to catch the spirit card, his heart was inexplicably empty.
She swallowed her saliva and felt that out of respect for the dead, she still knelt on the futon in front of the spirit tablet and kowtowed.
Then Lin Xiaojin stood up and stared at the spirit card of the first emperor, and said all the words in his heart.
"Your Majesty, don't blame me for offending you. I don't want to do that unless I have to. But even if you blame me, it's useless, when I'm dead, you can settle accounts with me.
And Your Majesty, in all fairness, since I, Lin Xiaojin, married you, you have never ignored me.
It's like a ghost reincarnated on my back, I haven't lived a comfortable day in the palace, and now it's even more miserable!
Besides, none of your former favorite concubines burned incense and paper for you!
It's still me, an unlucky ghost, who eats fasting here every day and copies scriptures to pray for blessings. If you succeed, it's all my credit!
For my sake, if there is a spirit in heaven, don't blame me, help!
I promise! I'll just borrow your spirit card from Your Majesty, and after the matter is done, I'll give it back to you in good condition! If you agree, be silent for three seconds!"
Lin Xiaojin straightened his waist, squinted and stared at the spirit card, his hands could no longer hold it.
She counted silently in her heart: one, two, when she read three.
I actually heard a light cough, it was a human voice!