Zuihou Xiao Yi still gritted his teeth and popularized the knowledge of physiology and hygiene for the four girls, and explained the phenomenon of "morning erection" before fooling the past, although his reaction in the morning had nothing to do with this word.

When Xiao Yi rushed to the classroom, the class had already been in class for a while, if it was someone else's class, Xiao Yi didn't care, he skipped class much more than he took, the only thing he didn't dare to escape was Yang Xue's class, every time he skipped her class, he had to be caught and taught a lesson for half a day.

Yang Xue teaches English class, although Xiao Yi's English level is definitely much higher than Yang Xue's, but there is no way, people have to be in the classroom anyway, and the content of Yang Xue's lecture sounds like teaching a primary school text to a Chinese in the Chinese department.

Casting an apologetic look at Yang Xue, Xiao Yi walked straight to the corner of Zuihou and sat up, this classroom is very large, not only this one empty seat is left, but Xiao Yi always likes to sit here, his special experience makes his behavior have some instinctive reactions, for example, when he goes to a place, he will instinctively put himself in a relatively safe place, if there is a sniper outside, this corner is the only sniper blind spot in the classroom, although it is basically impossible for such a thing to happen in the school, But it's an instinctive reaction.

Yang Xue is wearing a pink professional skirt today, her long hair is fluttering, and the boy under her is drooling, Xiao Yi didn't sleep well last night, and Yang Xue's lecture was very boring for him, so he fell asleep on the table unconsciously.

"Classmate, please wake up"

Not long after Xiao Yi lay down, he felt woken up, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a girl with a big head.

"What?" Xiao Yi rubbed his eyes.

"Classmate, this is a classroom, a place to study, not a place to sleep, if you want to sleep, please go home and sleep." The girl's words were righteous.

Xiao Yi looked around and found that the class was not over, although he basically didn't know much of his classmates except for a few people in his dormitory, but he had some impressions of this girl, not because of how outstanding this girl was, but because she usually liked to wear a school uniform with the words "XX Middle School" printed on her back.

It's not that this girl's family is poor and can't afford to buy new clothes, but because so-and-so middle school is a well-known key middle school in the province, wearing such clothes can prove that she is from a famous school, Xiao Yi has always been very puzzled by this kind of behavior, because he thinks that whether he graduated from that middle school, but now they are all in the same school, what is there to break about?

"you, go away!" For this kind of person, Xiao Yi has always had no good face, and when he waved his hand, he was about to continue to lie down.

"It's none of my business, it's not right for you to sleep in class!" The girl didn't give up.

"Who you are, you don't care about the teacher, I want you to take care of it!" Xiao Yi was a little impatient, in his opinion, this kind of person was purely a dog with a mouse and meddling in things.

"I am a member of the study committee and a student union officer!" The girl looked proud.

"Go away, what are you going to do!" Xiao Yi is a little disgusted, this kind of student has always been stupid, always thinking that he is a cadre in the school and coaxing, in these miscellaneous clubs and other serious students, strictly speaking, the thinking is still very naïve, the society does not care what kind of cadre you are when you go to school, the people in the society need to do things in a down-to-earth manner, a top talent, and the society has no shortage of leaders.

"Xiao Yi, take class seriously!" Yang Xue didn't want to care about Xiao Yi, as long as he came to his own class, but because of the study committee, he had to do this, so he couldn't support Xiao Yi's behavior of sleeping in class in public!

Xiao Yiling glanced at the "cadre" and shrugged his shoulders.

The "cadre" also glanced back at Xiao Yi, and then returned to his seat and sat up straight and listened to the lecture seriously.

"Ahh Because he drank too much wine last night and didn't sleep well, Xiao Yi felt a little itchy in his nose and suddenly sneezed.

"Classmates, if you don't study, please don't affect everyone's learning, how can a person like you who doesn't study hard gain a foothold in society in the future? Please watch your actions! The female "cadre" turned her head and scolded loudly.

Xiao Yi frowned, he didn't like this tone very much, and said lightly: "Yes, you are indeed working hard, and the skin on your body can also show that you are from a good school, but what I want to ask is weishenme, your school is better than me, and you study harder than me, but now you are still sitting in the same classroom in the same school as me?" ”

After a pause, he continued: "I have always had this attitude from high school to now, but I was admitted to the same school and the same class as you, and there is only one explanation, that is, you must have a problem with your IQ!" ”

As soon as Xiao Yi's voice fell, the classroom immediately burst into laughter, Xiao Yi is not the only student who is not used to this female "cadre", and the person who is disgusting is annoying everywhere, this female "cadre" has a blue and white face, but there is no way to refute Xiao Yi's words, because this is indeed the case.

Since the result is the same as everyone else's, don't show off that you have sweated more in the process of hard work, which will only be ridiculed.

"At least I'm learning more than you now." The female "cadre" lightly threw down a sentence, turned around and continued to listen carefully, but Xiao Yi shrugged her shoulders at Yang Xue on the podium, meaning to say, no way, she provoked me first.

In order to save face in class, the female "cadre" enthusiastically answered questions actively, and intentionally or unintentionally flaunted a few words of Korean that pleaded with her feet.

"This student, this is an English class, try not to answer questions in other languages." Yang Xue is also not very interested in this kind of student who likes to show off.

"Teacher, I took a Korean language class in my spare time, I said that I got used to it, my time was spent on studying hard, I think my English has been learned very well, although Korean has a certain popularity, but it still needs to be exercised."

After speaking, he turned around and glared at Xiao Yi, and said, "I don't want some people, I don't know if the college entrance examination is cheating or coming to this school through the back door, and they don't learn all day long!" ”

Then, he scolded Xiao Yi in Korean: "Stupid pig! ”

"Classmate, please pay attention to your words and deeds,......" Yang Xue was about to say something, but saw Xiao Yi stand up, waved her hand to interrupt her words, walked straight to the female "cadre", and replied in Korean first: "Trash!" Immediately afterwards, Ba La La said a lot of inexplicable language, and the female "cadre" and other students who listened to it were in a fog.

After saying that, he returned to his seat.

"Please, don't show off if the foreign language is not good, I didn't understand a word of what you said just now." The female "cadre" glanced at Xiao Yi, her face was full of ridicule, the strange language that Xiao Yi said just now was neither English nor Korean, in her eyes, it must be that the language level is not at home, and the pronunciation is not standard, otherwise how could she not understand?

Yang Xue was also stunned, looked at Xiao Yi's surprised and incredible look, relieved herself, and then said to the classmates underground: "This passage from Xiao Yi's classmates just now is in Russian, Italian, Portuguese, Japanese, and French. ”

As soon as Yang Xue said this, the eyes of the whole class fell on Xiao Yi, his face was full of admiration, he really couldn't imagine that there was such a master hidden in his class, Xiao Yi usually didn't come to class much, and every time he sat in an inconspicuous corner, few classmates knew him, but it didn't include after this moment.

Looking at the ugly face of the female "cadre", Xiao Yi ignored the surrounding eyes, looked at the female "cadre" and said lightly: "What I said just now means is that to be a man, the first thing you have to learn is to be humble and self-aware, this shijie is very big, far from being as simple as you think, from what you just said that your English has been learned very well, I am sure that you will definitely not be a waste in the future, because you have not even learned the truth of being a man." ”

"This shijie has a great achievement, will never say that he has done a good job, because once you have this kind of thought, it is doomed to the beginning of failure, you think you are very good, but in my eyes you are just a clown, I believe that I am not the only one who has such an opinion, you can ask what other classmates are talking about you behind your back, here I have a few words to give you, stupid, ignorant, naïve, clown!"

After Xiao Yi finished speaking, the whole classroom was silent, and the face of the female "cadre" kept twitching, and she stood up from her seat and rushed out with her face covered.

Yang Xue glanced at Xiao Yi, "Continue the class." ”

Everyone's attention in the whole class was on Xiao Yi, his face was full of reverence and surprise, even Yang Xue who was lecturing, she couldn't help but glance at Xiao Yi sitting in the corner every two sentences, Xiao Yi was a mystery to her.

Usually looks like a hanger, but the concentration he showed when he helped her rub her legs that day didn't say what ordinary people can have, when Wei Yong was expelled, he stood up desperately and made trouble in the school office, and now suddenly there are so many languages in many countries, the paragraph he just said is definitely not a preparatory haode, it can only show that he is absolutely proficient in the languages of these countries, as well as the extraordinary stretch of hand shown during military training, what kind of person is this!

After school, Yang Xue called Xiao Yi to his office.

"Sister Yang, is there something wrong with me? Can't you miss me! ”

There were only Xiao Yi and Yang Xue in the office at this time, and when he was alone with Yang Xue, Xiao Yi began to hang his son again.

After Yang Xue heard this, her face turned a little flushed, and she hurriedly said: "you, who misses you, every square shape all day long, speaking seriously, how can you understand the language of such a country?" ”

"Ah, this, it's okay to learn two sentences casually, I didn't expect it to come in handy, haha, by the way, how do you know which languages I speak?" Xiao Yi asked suspiciously, "Do you think it's only you who understand, my university is a foreign language department, majoring in English, and I can also speak a little about other countries, don't try to fool me, the teacher will explain." ”

Xiao Yi shrugged, he couldn't tell her that he had learned these languages from the mercenary group and his comrades, the mercenary group he used to be in was composed of people from many countries, and he was dealing with different races, and understanding these languages was a compulsory course.

"I love watching movies, and I taught myself to understand what I watched." Xiao Yi made an excuse.

"The devil believes in you." Yang Xue naturally would not be fooled by such an excuse.

"Believe it or not, by the way, Sister Yang, you really didn't miss me during the holiday?" Xiao Yi hurriedly diverted the topic quietly.

Yang Xue really got hit, "Why should I think about you, I am sentimental." ”

"I'm missing you anyway." Xiao Yi sat opposite Yang Xue, and swept Yang Xue's chest with his eyes as he spoke.

Yang Xue was inexplicably happy when she heard this, and said, "What do you want from me?" ”

"I wonder if you're getting bigger."

Looking at Xiao Yi's eyes and looking at her chest, Yang Xueqiao's face flushed, "Little **, what do you want!" ”

Xiao Yi was silent, suddenly thought of something, stood up and closed the office door, locked it, and slowly walked towards Yang Xue.

"You...... What do you want! Seeing Xiao Yi's behavior like this, Yang Xue's heart tightened at the moment, and she covered her chest and said.

"Hehe, what do you think I want to do!" Xiao Yi rubbed his hands with bright eyes, stepped towards Yang Xue with an arrow step, leaned over and grabbed one of Yang Xue's legs and lifted it up vigorously.

PS: Everyone, flowers, flowers, sprinkles