Chapter 442: The joke is getting bigger

Then, I was slapped by the dead fat bear just now for no reason, and my face and dignity were thrown into the pit, what should I do?

The villain in the skinny dog's head pouted him and said, "Comrade Bone Dog, stab the chrysanthemum of the fat bear and stab it to death!" In this way, you can win face and earn dignity."

Villain A said: "Skinny dog, don't listen to Villain A's nonsense, don't stab him!" If you really stabbed it, it's no wonder that the fat bear doesn't kill you with a knife. ”

Villain B: "Guys, rise up, stab him to death like a man." It's a big deal, and you'll still be a good man twenty years later. Otherwise, you can only live in a nest for the rest of your life, and you will not be able to become a hero. ”

Villain A: "Stab your sister!" It's better to die than to live. It's a life, at least there is still one life, maybe one day it will soar, and you can abuse whoever you want. ”

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Two thoughts were intertwined in the head of the skinny dog, fighting with each other, but he had already clenched the machete in his hand tighter, and the tip of the knife was aimed at the chrysanthemum who was a fat bear one step away from him, and a coldness flashed in his eyes.

The dead fat bear had not walked more than five steps, and Chrysanthemum was stabbed again, this time harder than the last time, and the dead fat bear obviously felt a pain in his flesh.

It was Li Erdan who did the bad thing, he stabbed the fat bear to death, and immediately dodged to the side, waiting to watch the show.

"Your mother's bull!" The dead bear took a deep breath, cursed loudly, and suddenly turned around sharply.

It's also to blame the skinny dog for his bad luck, although he didn't make up his mind to stab the fat bear's chrysanthemum, but the tip of the knife is aimed at someone's chrysanthemum. When he saw the dead fat bear turn his face, the eyes of the yin owl exuded the breath of death, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly withdrew the knife again.

In the eyes of the dead fat bear, the guarantee of stabbing his chrysanthemum is the bone dog.

"Mother's Xipi's!" The Dead Fat Bear screamed angrily and unleashed a spinning kick, standing on the ground with his left foot and his right foot raised in the air to spin.

"Ahh The dead fat bear roared violently, this roar was like a thunderbolt in a sunny day, which could shock the nine skies, and his face was also hideous, and the whole person seemed to be a killing god.

If the dead fat bear's wild kick really hit the skinny dog, it would be just right to kick his head from the height of his legs and feet. With such a great force, it's no wonder that the skinny dog's head is not kicked into the flowers.

In the flash of light, the villain in the skinny dog's head also shouted: "Skinny dog, your uncle's eyebrows are burned, and you are not male yet?" Hack him to death with a knife! ”

Before villain B could deliver the information in a hurry, the skinny dog raised the wide-backed machete in his hand and slashed at the right leg kicked by the dead fat bear under the "instigation" of villain A, holding the knife with both hands, full of strength.

At this moment, at least at this moment, the skinny dog is like a man, a well-known man! The next moment, it's hard to say.

When the dead fat bear saw the sharp machete that came at his kick, Chrysanthemum suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he never imagined that the skinny dog would really dare to use a knife to cut himself. The dead fat bear wanted to close his legs, but it was too late, the speed was too fucking fast.

When the fat bear's thick right leg was still half a meter away from the skinny dog, he heard a thick crisp click, and the sharp machete in the skinny dog's hand was on it, first the skin and flesh were torn, blood was splashed, and then the bones were also chopped. The skinny dog feels like chopping ribs.

The force of the dead fat bear's kick was too great, and the machete of the skinny dog only defused part of the leg momentum, and the remaining strength still kicked the skinny dog to the ground.

In a very short time, the dead fat bear did not have time to let out an unbearable roar of pain in his throat, because it took a little time for the pain to reach his head through various nerves.

There were two bangs, and the skinny dog and the dead fat bear both fell to the ground, and they rolled twice to stabilize their bodies.

The machete in the scrawny dog's hand came out of his hand, and his eyes looked at the bloody legs of the dead fat bear, and he was stunned with fright. Is this your own business? Oh my God, how could you be so impulsive? What a good thing that is!

Half of the dead fat bear's right leg was useless, and a heart-rending roar came out of his mouth, shaking people's hearts.

"My legs, my legs!" The dead fat bear shouted, grinning in pain, and suddenly his gloomy gaze met the dull gaze of the skinny dog, and roared, "Skinny dog, I will kill you!" ”

How can you not avenge the revenge of a broken leg? So the dead bear raised the machete in his hand and slashed at the head of the skinny dog.

At this moment, the skinny dog was coaxed, the villain A in his head beat the villain B, and the machete was at hand, but he didn't have the courage to hold it. So much so that when the machete in the dead fat bear's hand almost cut his head in half, he was powerless.

One, two, three,......。 The dead fat bear chopped off the head of the skinny dog, and there was no human appearance. By the time the rest of the people reacted, the skinny dog had already been hacked to death.

In such a situation, can a skinny dog still be a good man after 20 years? It's a bit dangerous.

Li Erdan was ashamed, he really didn't expect this kind of ending, he just wanted to play tricks on these birdmen.

Just when Erdan was ashamed, a voice came from not far away, "Found it, found it, Malegobi's, he hid in a tree." ”

Another five-person team found Erdan's body by coincidence. At that time, a lump of bird poop fell from the sky, and one of the team members looked up, and then the body of the second egg was exposed.

Where did the second egg dare to play tricks, he fought quickly, and subdued all the little brothers of the Qing Gang in only one minute, and fell to the ground like dogs with blue noses and swollen faces, motionless. Erdan gently sealed their acupuncture points, and the appearance of a minute could be restored. As for the death of a person, although it is inseparable from Erdan, as long as he doesn't say it, no one will know.

After packing up the little brother of the Qing Gang, Erdan suddenly remembered that there were two people, Hua Xiaobao and Wang Siyuan. The car was parked on the road, and there was no one at all. Erdan suddenly felt bad, thinking that these two guys must have gone to Weiwei's house. If they have a gun in their hand, it will be very dangerous. Who can guarantee that these two Weiwei suitors will not be ruthless to Weiwei when they are angry? Erdan's worries are not superfluous.

It didn't take much time for the second egg to clean up and help the little brother, and the whole process was just over two minutes. At this time, Wang Siyuan and Hua Xiaobao had not yet entered the courtyard of Weiwei's house, because the four bodyguards of Weiwei's family stopped them and didn't let them in anyway.

It was not the first time that Hua Xiaobao and Wang Siyuan had come to Weiwei's house, and the bodyguards were usually polite to them, but this time the two were stopped by the bodyguards, so they were both very angry.