522 Three-no food [text]
It's past nine o'clock in the evening.
Xihuaitou Village, Li House.
Li Desheng and Wang Zhenyu, the two old men, were talking in the brightly lit and warm hall.
The health care doctors of the two old men who did not follow the schedule had a lot of opinions.
Although they protested in every possible way, they had no choice but to let them go.
After all, he was only their health care doctor, neither their superior nor their children, and he could not and could not force them to rest.
And before that, the two old men had jokingly asked them for instructions, whether they could allow the two old guys to violate the rules once, be willful, and rest later.
What else can they say about this?
In addition, although the two old men are over 100 years old, their physical functions are comparable to that of a young man in his forties. Therefore, staying up late once or twice once in a while has little effect.
Besides, tonight is indeed happening for a reason, and there are extenuating circumstances.
Because the (foreign) grandson of the two old men's favorite after a few years of absence, the (foreign) granddaughter-in-law is about to come back.
The two old men who love their grandsons so much can't wait to see them as soon as possible.
These health practitioners could not name a single objection to this reason. So I had to do whatever he wanted.
The health and safety of children and grandchildren is the common idea of all the elderly, which has nothing to do with the level of position or wealth, in fact, everyone's thoughts are almost the same.
What's more, the (foreign) granddaughter-in-law of the two old chiefs returned from recuperation this time, and they have been gone for nearly three years. There is even news that the fourth generation of the two old chiefs may also appear tonight, so the mood of the two old chiefs to stay up late is even more forgivable.
Three years is not a long time, but three years is a long time.
Especially for the person who loves you, three years of separation can be as long as a lifetime.
Therefore, although these two old men were talking about the road, their eyes glanced in the direction of the gate from time to time to see if the person was coming, and the strong feeling of licking the calf was overflowing. There is no such chic and calm as when Mount Tai collapsed on the battlefield and his face did not change. If their former subordinates and old comrades-in-arms saw this, they would definitely fall out of their eyes.
Originally, Jin Haotian was thinking that it was getting late, and he was going to say hello to the two elders the next day.
But I don't know how the two old men grasped their whereabouts in the first place, and directly ordered the two to rush to the old man as soon as possible with a phone call.
The two of them had to drive to the suburbs overnight.
As early as six years ago, Mr. Wang Zhenyu was fooled here by Mr. Li Desheng on the pretext that Xihuaitou Village has a beautiful environment and fresh air, and it is a good place for recuperation, leisure, entertainment, and retirement.
At the beginning, Old Man Wang was still worried about the bad effects of the two of them getting together, and he was hesitant.
In this regard, the old man Li Desheng said very domineeringly: "The two of us who are old and immortal have stopped asking about political affairs decades ago, and there is still an influence. I'm worried. Even if our two families don't get together, just with the relationship between our two families, as long as they are ill-intentioned people, do you think they can still escape? "That's right, don't take ourselves too seriously. In fact, we are at best a rural village with some spare money and some time. Li Desheng said with emotion.
Hearing Li Desheng say this, Wang Zhenyu thought for a while, and then said decisively: "I'm afraid of him." Said.
Then he packed his bags and took the "little boy" to Xihuaitou Village and settled down.
Everyone knows this.
For this reason, Jin Haotian also spent a lot of money to buy a big mansion for him in a place with a better feng shui pattern. acted in such an upright manner, which really made some people in the capital look sideways. But I can't say that they don't say half of it, after all, every penny of people's grandson's money is clean, unlike some of them, those money can't see the light. Even if you want to enjoy it, you have to hide it.
And the diligent and thrifty old man Wang, who was very frugal, just laughed and scolded this grandson's generosity and scolded him for a few dollars, and then lived in it with peace of mind, and he even invited the old comrades-in-arms, old colleagues, and old subordinates to come over and make one, showing off the antique and culturally rich house that his grandson bought for him.
Typical of an old child's table.
When he was prominent, he was also ridiculed by some old comrades-in-arms, old colleagues, and old subordinates, but what happened to his old man's boss showed off, and if he had the ability, he also asked your grandson to get you a place.
Saying these words was the appearance of the poor flat, which made a group of old men and old ladies eager to attack him and clean up this angry old man.
"Quack"
The quiet of the rural night was shattered by the sound of two crisp car horns.
"Is that bastard coming back?"
Li Desheng asked while holding the cloud.
"Yes, Chief. It was Haotian and Tingyu who came back. "Secretary Xiaolin, to be exact, Lao Lin should be called back.
"Let's go see these two little ones." As he spoke, Li Desheng threw away the cloud in his hand, and then messed up the chess pieces on the chessboard.
"Hey, I said you're an old immortal, you still have to be shameless, it's like this when it's time to lose." Seeing this, Wang Zhengyu, who was about to cut off Li Desheng Dalong, protested very unhappily.
"Hehe, the two little guys are back, what kind of chess are they playing, aren't we two old guys waiting for the two of them to stay up all night with the lights lit?" Li Desheng said with a smile, he was not embarrassed at all about his cheating behavior.
"You old thing, the older you get, the thicker your skin becomes, is this the same thing? Grandma's next time, don't want me to play chess with you, you are worthy of playing with the stinky chess basket of Lao Zhangtou in the east of the village, so that you can find a sense of accomplishment. Wang Zhenyu said unceremoniously.
"Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze."
The east of the village turned back.
Lao Zhangtou, who was lying on the bed watching the theater in the sky, sneezed three times without warning.
He rubbed his nose and wondered, "Who is talking about Lao Tzu, could it be the widow Qin next door?" Well, it could be her, this little girl's attitude towards Lao Tzu has changed a lot recently, it seems that I should work harder tomorrow, hehe, it's time for my dead vine and old tree to sprout again. ”
As soon as he thought of this, Lao Zhangtou looked very excited.
"Hey, I said two old men, you don't sleep at night, and you are arguing here, it's really nature."
As soon as he walked into the living room, he heard the noisy voices of the two old men, and Jin Haotian couldn't help but joke with a smile.
"Hey, you bastard boy, old man, I stayed up late with the lights in order to wait for you, and when you came back, you didn't say kowtow to grandpa and me to say goodbye, and said some cool things here, it's really against you."
Hearing Jin Haotian's joke, the old man Li Desheng kicked his eyes and said very angrily.
"That's it, you stinky boy, now your wings are really hard, even Lao Tzu dares to fight it." Mr. Wang Zhenyu also said it.
"Yo, that's good, a strategic alliance was formed in an instant." Seeing this, Jin Haotian said with a smile.
"How do you talk to grandpa and grandpa?" Zheng Tingyu next to him twisted lightly on Jin Haotian's waist, said angrily, and then said to the two old men with a little gratitude and apology: "Grandpa, grandpa, why are you still waiting for us so late, how embarrassed is this." ”
"Hehe, it's okay, we two old guys are sleeping, even if we lie in bed, we can't sleep. How's that girl, you're all right? Li Desheng asked with a smile.
"Thank you grandpa for your concern, not only am I getting better now, but my health is better than before." Zheng Tingyu said with a smile.
"Good, good, good. Okay, it's not early, I asked the kitchen to prepare some food, you guys go eat first, and then rest early, I'm tired from a long day's car. It's time for us two old guys to rest, too. Otherwise, Xiaolin, they will beat my little report tomorrow. Li Desheng said with a smile.
"Hey, okay. You also get to rest early. Zheng Tingyu said obediently.
"Hehe, two old men, go slowly, I have good things for you here." Just as the two old men were about to turn around and go back to the room to rest, Jin Haotian spoke.
"You kid can have anything good besides money." Wang Zhenyu said angrily.
"Hehe, grandpa, I can't buy this thing with money." Jin Haotian said with a smile, then pretended to reach into his backpack and took out a small antique blue and white porcelain vase from the Qiankun ring.
"What is this?" Seeing the two delicate vials held by his grandson in the palm of his hand, the two old men asked curiously.
"Hehe, Rejuvenation Pill! Eating it can rejuvenate the two old men and keep their youth forever. Jin Haotian explained with a smile.
"Hehe, it's so lively, it's really like a dog skin plaster." Seeing Jin Haotian's eyebrows dancing, Wang Zhenyu commented with a smile.
"What is it called selling dog skin plasters, this is the fruit of my labor this year. How about the two of you, dare to eat? Jin Haotian said dissatisfied, and then asked jokingly.
"Hey, I can't imagine that the two of us who are more than two hundred years old together are being scorned by you little bastard who doesn't even have any hair, it's really infuriating me. Come, there is nothing in this world that your grandfather and I dare not do. Li Desheng kicked his eyes, reached out with his hands, blew his beard and said with a glare.
"Bring it to Lao Tzu too." Wang Zhenyu also poked his hand and said.
Jin Haotian smiled and put the two vials on the two old men, then looked at them with a smile and said, "Grandpa, if you want to exert the effect of this pill, it is best to use your old man's bottle of century-old puree national wine." ”
"Well, you kid won't take the opportunity to beat me up for that bottle of good wine." Hearing this, Li Desheng couldn't help but ask vigilantly and suspiciously.
"Hehe, how dare I do this, but if your old man needs my help to help your old man consume a little, I will be happy to serve my grandson." Jin Haotian said with a smile.
"Fuck off, you kid thinks it's beautiful, then your grandfather and I can't even drink it, you kid still wants to beat his doctrine, there is no door, let's talk about it when I'm dead." Li Desheng said angrily.
"Hehe, isn't it just a bottle of wine, what's the big deal, drink this bottle, grandson, I'll get you some authentic monkey wine." But this time, I really didn't want to be with you, but this elixir really needs to be taken with the original puree of the year, and the longer the year, the bigger the congratulations. Jin Haotian first said nonchalantly, and then explained solemnly.
"Even if it's just a bottle of wine, as for such a treasure, it just so happens that everyone is here now, take it out and share it together. Besides, do you think my grandson will joke with us in a big deal? Wang Zhenyu said unhappily at this time, on the one hand, he was stingy with Li Desheng, to be honest, he has also been playing this bottle of wine for a long time, and now it is easy to have this opportunity, of course he will not let it go.
"Okay, 100 years of puree wine, 100 years of puree. If it doesn't work, it's up to the old man to clean you up. Li Desheng thought for a long time, and then made up his mind very painfully, but there was a hint of threat in his tone......
"Hehe, is that right, don't worry, if it doesn't work, I can't afford to pay for the hundred-year-old puree, but the best monkey wine is definitely enough, that thing is not worse than your hundred-year-old puree, and even surpasses it." Jin Haotian said with a smile.
", don't write some blank checks to Lao Tzu. Hmph, it's kind of cheap for you. Hearing this, Li Desheng was very unhappy and said to Wang Zhenyu, Jin Haotian and Zheng Tingyu.
Soon, where did the bottle of century-old puree that the old man treasured come from?
Under Jin Haotian's guidance, the two old men were ready to start taking medicine.
But when they went everywhere about the elixir, the two old men were stunned all of a sudden, what kind of elixir is there, it is simply a golden pearl.
But just as they were about to deliver the service, several health care doctors rushed to hear the news. They came to stop the two old men from taking their medicine.
Pills?
Jokes, this term was recognized as a harmful poison hundreds of years ago, but I didn't expect the two leaders to eat this thing now, which makes it really difficult for them to accept Western ethics all the time.
"Hehe, believe it, several! I'm not going to joke with the bodies of two old men. You know, this is the pillar of our family. Moreover, my pill does not have any mineral ingredients, it is all herbal essence, no toxicity, no side effects, no adverse reactions, uh, it can be regarded as a three-no food. But these three are not the other. Jin Haotian explained with a smile.
Heard that, Jin Haotian said. More importantly, the two old men believed in the efficacy of this elixir very much. is also persuading them, so they have to reluctantly accept it, but they are indeed fully prepared, ready to save if there is any adverse reaction.
But their preparations were doomed to be futile.
After all, if there is something dangerous, Jin Haotian will not take it out to honor the two old men. Since you have taken it out, it is absolutely foolproof.
As he said, the two old men are the pillars of the Li and Wang families. It is two towering trees that can shelter their children and grandchildren, and with them, the descendants of the two families will be able to struggle for ten years or even more.
"Well, two old men, you'd better find a bathroom to take it with this, so as not to get too late." After pouring the wine slowly, Jin Haotian said mysteriously to the two old men.
"Well, what do you mean?" Seeing Jin Haotian's meaningful smile, the two old men had an ominous feeling in their hearts, so they asked very vigilantly.
"Hehe, will your grandson harm you? Just do what I say? Jin Haotian said with a smile.
"What the hell, it's mysterious." That being said, the two old men were very cooperative, holding a glass of wine, accompanied by several health care doctors, to the nearest bathroom.
"You kid, don't swallow this bottle of wine alone, wait for the two old men to come out, and enjoy it together." Before Li Desheng left, he solemnly warned.
"Peace of mind." Jin Haotian said with a smile, but said in his inner abdomen, when you two grandfather-level drunkards come out, will you still have my share?
After the two old men arrived at the bathroom and took the golden pill with a century-old puree, within a few minutes, they felt a cramping pain in their stomachs, but fortunately they were now in the bathroom, otherwise it would be too late.
At this time, they sounded the surprise of Jin Haotian's bastard boy with a slight evil smile on his face.
So, the two staged a lively symphony in the bathroom, during which they smoked out all those health workers, not that they had not been strong, but the smell inside was too unbearable.
When the symphony was finished, they noticed that both of them had a thick greasy stain on the mountains.
So he shook his head and stood under the shower, and figured out the cleaning work, which was a bonus of two hours, and it was so dirty that it was as if he hadn't taken a shower for hundreds of years.
Besides, Jin Haotian and Zheng Tingyu, while the two old men were working to remove dirt, Jin Haotian took the bottle of century-old puree on the coffee table and pulled Zheng Tingyu to the kitchen behind, saying that he was enjoying the taste of this century-old puree.
Hearing Jin Haotian's words, Zheng Tingyu couldn't help but roll his eyes a few times speechlessly.
After the two of them had a beautiful meal in the back kitchen restaurant, they came to their own special room here, and the old man in the room had already arranged for someone to change into a clean quilt.
It is said that Xiao Biesheng is newlywed. What's more, the two have been separated for nearly three years.
Therefore, it is indispensable to have a "red silk being rolled over the waves".
The taste is not enough for outsiders.
The battle between the two men was protracted and tireless, as if to make up for all that had been lost.
Fortunately, the two of them at this time are no longer ordinary people, otherwise they would definitely not be able to do this.
The two barely had any time to rest that night, and spent almost all of their time amid the rumbling of artillery fire.
Until the early hours of the morning, the crisp sound of gunfire rang out in the courtyard.
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