Chapter 120, the collective onlookers in the men's toilet

"Sister Xiaoyu, long time no see! Why, after class, you don't go to the bathroom? Xiaofeng came to Xiaoyu's side and said with a smile.

"Going to the bathroom?" The light rain is a bit inexplicable.

"Oh, I thought you would go to the toilet every time you got out of class?" Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I almost thought you had urethritis." ”

"What do you say?" Xiaoyu was annoyed, "You have prostatitis." ”

"yes, I admit it." Xiaofeng smiled, "Didn't I talk about it in class that day?" However, Sister Xiaoyu, I have consulted a doctor, and this does not affect the birth of children."

Xiaoyu pursed her lips and ignored Xiaofeng.

You have a child, what does it matter to me? I'm not born with you?

"Eh, Sister Xiaoyu, your clothes were wet that day, or did I put clothes on you, why didn't you say a word of thanks to me? Oh, of course, if you don't thank me, forget it, who called me your boyfriend. ”

"Who's your girlfriend?" Xiaoyu was annoyed, "Did you win?" ”

"Huh." Xiao Feng was happy, "Then I didn't lose?" Won't He Dazhuang announce the results of the exam tomorrow? When the time comes, if you lose, will you be my girlfriend in front of the whole class? ”

"What? And in front of the whole class? Do you think you're amazing? Xiaoyu said angrily.

"Of course, my Lu Xiaofeng has a girlfriend, this is also a big event that has caused a sensation in our class, and it seems unreasonable not to hold a press conference. Besides, everyone is talking about the possibility that both of us may be the same, so it's better to find out. Xiaofeng squeezed his eyes at Xiaoyu.

"Who's got that?" Xiaoyu was annoyed, "You, you're the same as Teacher Song, it's almost the same!" ”

It's not good, I was careless, and I actually leaked my mouth.

Xiaoyu quickly covered her mouth, but it was too late.

"I said, what I said was what other students said, saying that you and Teacher Song still walked out of the campus together." Xiaoyu hurriedly explained.

The thing that Xiao Yun told him last night, no matter what, he couldn't say it, Xiao Yu knew the necessary proportions.

"Oh, what about that? Isn't it all clear by now? I was hiding from hooligans that day, and I had to put on makeup, but Mr. Song was just helping me out. Gossip, absolute gossip. Xiaofeng said.

Xiaofeng had already learned from the well-informed fat pig that the principal had asked Ruxue about walking out of the campus with Song Ruxue, and when he learned that it was to avoid hooligans, the principal didn't take it seriously. However, he told the school security department that it must pay attention to preventing these little hooligans from sneaking into the school, and that there should be no more male students who have to pretend to be women to escape from the school.

However, the matter of Xiaofeng pretending to be a woman still spreads and becomes a good story for a while.

"Xiaofeng, it's better for you to keep a distance from Teacher Song." Xiaoyu said solemnly, "People will talk about you." ”

Xiaoyu is warning Xiaofeng, of course she is kind.

In all fairness, Xiaoyu doesn't particularly hate Xiaofeng. Xiaofeng is pestering himself, and he is full of bad words. But Virgo, Xiaoyu, who is good at rational analysis, can also understand this strange performance of Aries' Xiaofeng.

What's more, that day, Xiaofeng blocked Chang Guangguang's fist for himself, and his nose was bleeding. Also, on Saturday, I took off my clothes and put them on myself, and I almost caught a cold, and then I was sick at home.

All this made Xiaoyu a little moved.

Of course, Xiaoyu didn't know what to say, Xiaofeng didn't actually rest at home because he took off his clothes and caught a cold that day.

The real reason for Xiaofeng's illness, Xiaoyun naturally won't tell his best friend.

Touched is moved, but the person Xiaoyu likes must be a capable man, and Xiaofeng is not this kind of man at all.

Light rain is Virgo. The woman of this zodiac sign is not as simple as everyone thinks. Virgos are very pragmatic, very rational in thinking, both men and women, they are good at analysis, and the criteria for choosing a mate are also super high. Of course, there are also many people who have been singles and leftover women all their lives because they are too perfectionist.

Out of emotion, out of friendship with her good friend Xiaoyun, Xiaoyu still hopes that Xiaofeng will not go the wrong way.

Xiaofeng didn't know Lu Dao Xiaoyu's psychology at the moment, and he didn't know that Sister Lu Dao actually told Xiaoyu what happened at home last night. He also thought that Xiaoyu was eating vinegar like snow.

"Sister Xiaoyu, are you jealous?" Xiao Feng smiled even more happily, "You eat Teacher Song's vinegar, right?" Looks like you have a good relationship with her, huh? Why, you can't stand it when you see her being kind to me? Ha Lu Ha! ”

For a beauty, take out another beauty to stimulate her.

"Are you insane?" Xiaoyu was annoyed, "I said these words because I was really good for you." If you don't listen, forget it, you will suffer. ”

"Okay." Xiao Fengle was happy, "I like you who are sincere to me!" Sister Xiaoyu, I like you more now, hehe. ”

With that, he whistled and walked out of the classroom.

Xiaoyu looked at Xiaofeng's back and shook her head helplessly. She really can't do anything about this kind of strange boy.

Xiaofeng ran to the toilet and was about to unzip his pants to pee.

Suddenly, he was stabbed in the back.

"Who? So annoying, huh? When it's convenient for others, you're making trouble in the back? Xiao Fengtou scolded without looking back.

"Okay, I'm here to make trouble! Hahaha! "A guy laughed.

Xiao Feng just wanted to quickly end his water release process, but suddenly a few people surrounded him.

"Hey, Guangguang, this little wind and that thing aren't small?" A lewd boy said.

Xiao Feng looked sideways, and it was actually Xiao Yueyue of the elf.

Xiaofeng was annoyed, "Yes, what's the matter, you're very inferior?" ”

"Ha Luha, why is this guy still in a tent now?" Another person also came over. This guy Xiaofeng also knows, and he is another boy in the class.

"Hahaha!" At this moment, the boys around Xiaofeng all laughed.

Xiaofeng quickly closed the zipper, but the thing under the pants was still high.

Ever since he took the "Qi Boosting Pill", Xiaofeng has always been in this state every day, as if he was back at the age of thirteen.

"Hahaha!" Chang Guang Guang Da, who was standing opposite Xiao Feng, said with a smile, "Yes, you kid, you are really a full man, we all appreciate it." ”

Chang Guangguang was surrounded by several boys, in addition to Xiao Yueyue and the boy in the same class, there were also a few unfamiliar faces.

However, they are all wearing standard school uniforms, and they should be those students in the regular class, not the miscellaneous students of Xiaofeng's "repeat class".

"yes, of course I'm a standard man, oh, I'm still a macho man. Why, Chang Guangguang, you have low self-esteem, right? Xiao Feng looked disdainful.

"Everybody's seen it, right? This is Lu Xiaofeng from our class, and now he is a celebrity. Chang Guangguang turned his head and exchanged his head with the boys behind him, "He was the one who pretended to be a woman last time." ”

"Oh, it's him? Recognized, recognized. It's really good-looking, but if you don't look closely, you really think it's a chick. A thin man with a beard behind Chang Guangguang nodded, "Fortunately, today we will verify his body, well, believe it, it is a man." ”

"Oops, he looks so much like a, with this thing underneath, isn't it a bit of a stretch?" Another slightly fatter boy with glasses said, "I think it's better to cut off that thing and be a shemale?" ”

"What did you say?" Xiaofeng was annoyed, "If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I explode your chrysanthemum!" ”

"No, you really have this fetish?" The fat boy with glasses who spoke just now was startled, "Brother Guangguang, he, he's really psychopathic!" ”

"Nonsense!" Chang Guangguang glanced at his lips and looked at Xiao Feng, "It's not perverted, why do big men pretend to be women?" You also heard it, he is going to explode your chrysanthemums! ”

The boys were as frightened as if they had seen a monster, and they retreated several meters.

"Chang Guangguang, you bastard, are you really in trouble with me? Besides, I even burst your chrysanthemum! Xiaofeng was completely enraged.

Suddenly, another hot breath surged in Xiao Feng's chest, and it ran down his nose, as if it was about to erupt.

"Welcome, welcome!" Chang Guangguang smiled and patted Xiao Yueyue next to him on the shoulder, "Yueyue, look, this guy still wants to explode my chrysanthemum?" You still say he's fine? Well, you've seen it now, right? Nothing to say, right? ”

"Guangguang, I obey you, I admit defeat." Xiao Yueyue sighed and took out a wad of RMB from her pocket, "Five hundred, here you go!" ”

It turns out that these two are making a bet!

"Lu Xiaofeng, I'm really disappointed in you!" Xiao Yueyue looked at Xiao Feng again, "Are you a special man?" ”

Xiaofeng wanted to say loudly: "Of course I am a gentleman!" However, it was as if his throat and eyes were blocked, and he could not speak.

"Gone, gone." The boys were also scattered.

There were only two people left in the toilet, Xiaofeng and Chang Guangguang.

"Lu Xiaofeng, you dare to grab Xiaoyu from me, are you dreaming? I tell you, if I don't kill you, someone will kill you. But I don't want to fight with you now, I am convincing people with virtue and convincing people with virtue. Chang Guangguang sneered, "Look, your current ugliness is not only seen by people in our class, but also in other classes." Hehe, you pervert, still robbing women with me? you! If you have the ability, you can come and beat me! Bah! ”

Xiaofeng clenched his fists, but he didn't pull them out.

His mind went blank.

Chang Guangguang smiled, turned his head and left.

His wild laughter still echoed in the men's bathroom, and also echoed in Xiaofeng's heart.

Xiaofeng stood in place, motionless.

After a while, he was like a zombie, step by step, slowly moving out of the body.

After a few more moments, a door to the poop pit in the other corner of the toilet slowly opened.

A head peeked out of it, and then, a whole body.

A lewd monkey-cheeked guy with a black mole on his face and long hair on that black mole.

He Dazhuang walked out from behind the door and exhaled.

"Lu Xiaofeng, there are really yours, you really have a lot of enemies?" He said to himself, "Well, the enemy of our enemy is our friend." Hehe, Lu Xiaofeng, you are doomed to die now. That's right, I'm going to develop a united front against the wind and kill you! ”

This guy is happy.

In his head, he was planning to establish this "anti-wind" united front??????