Ah Dong's previous and subsequent sets of things directly confused me, and I don't know what happened to Lu Dao, so that he begged me like this.

At this time, there was still a while before dinner, and Qiangzi and Liu Fatzi saw that there was no excitement to watch, so they went to sleep again.

I looked at Ah Dong and said with some annoyance, "Did I say what did you say?" "Whoever told this guy not to say anything from the beginning, he knew that he was there to thank me, which made me a little annoyed.

Ah Dong looked around for a moment, and then whispered to me: "It's not convenient here, let's go to the old place and say." With that, he walked out of the classroom directly.

I wanted to reward him with a big mouth, but luckily this guy left after he finished speaking, otherwise I might not be able to control it. What's such a big deal, it's like a state secret.

I hesitated and walked out of the classroom.

The old place that Adong said is actually the place where we often smoke, that is, WC, commonly known as the toilet.

I followed Adong to the toilet. As a result, Ah Dong once again did something that made me vomit blood, he walked directly to a pit in front of me, and then took off his pants and squatted down.

I really couldn't help it now, and pointed at him and yelled: "Xie Wendong, what the fuck are you talking about about the rest of your life, is it just for me to accompany you to the toilet?" it! Squat on your own, I'm going back to the classroom. "With that, I'm leaving.

Seeing that I was really leaving, Ah Dong hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute! ”

When he roared, I really retreated. I looked at him and asked in a deep voice, "If you have something, say it quickly, and if you have, pull it quickly." "When I said this, I was impatient.

"Don't get excited, I'll tell you, come, smoke a cigarette first." As he spoke, Ah Dong took out two cigarettes from his pocket, handed one to me, and lit one himself.

Looking at the cigarette he handed over, I hesitated for a moment and continued, and then just lit it and smoked. There is such a sentence in my life motto: If you can't get along with anything, don't get along with cigarettes. Because this is equivalent to not getting along with yourself.

"Say it quickly, don't say it again, I'm really leaving." I took a puff of my cigarette and looked at Adong and said.

"Hey, hey, hey." Ah Dong laughed a few times and said, "Brother Jun, in fact, I came to you this time for one thing, and this matter is really related to the rest of my life." So you have to help me anyway. ”

I flicked the cigarette ash and said with a smile: "Please, you don't say what you want me to do, how can you let me help you." ”

"Uh, yes." As soon as Ah Dong's words came out, I really wanted to throw a cigarette butt over, but I was a little reluctant, and I threw him a cigarette butt, which was simply polluting the smoke. This guy has never realized that from just now to now, what he said is all nonsense?

The next moment, Ah Dong's expression became serious, and then he said in a deep voice: "What I want you to help me is, I hope you can help me catch up with Zhang Yuhan." ”

As soon as these words came out, I was directly stunned. It turns out that this guy came to me and asked me to help him, and that's what happened.

I snorted twice and said with a smile: "It turns out that Brother Dong also has spring, I thought that Brother Dong has never chased girls because Brother Dong is not good at that mouth." It turns out that in the final analysis, Brother Dong has not met the right person. ”

Once, our brothers suspected Adong's sexual orientation more than once, and always thought that he chased girls because he liked men, although there were those island films as evidence of explanation, but that could not dispel our suspicions about Adong.

", you brother Dong and I are dignified men, how can I like men. You have to know that opposites attract, and the same sex repels each other. I'm here, and I'm pure. "It seems that Ah Dong has a big opinion about what I just said about him.

I hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry Brother Dong, I apologize, I admit that I shouldn't have thought of you as such a person, please forgive me." ”

"Well, well, for your sake, I'll forgive you." Ah Dong nodded at me and said.

But I don't know what Lu Dao is for, and his words always sound a little wrong to me. After thinking about it for a long time, it seemed that he was begging me for help now, but now it looked like I was begging him.

"Ahem, ahem." I coughed lightly a few times, and then said to Ah Dong: "Brother Dong, who are the two of us asking for help now?" ”

As soon as I said this, Ah Dong reacted immediately, and hurriedly replaced the happy and smug smile just now with a pitiful face, "Brother Jun, you must help me catch up with Zhang Yuhan, I Xie Wendong has to be her in this life." ”

"Is it right that she won't marry?" I gave Ah Dong a blank look, this guy's language is even better than mine. I at least know that he doesn't marry, she doesn't marry, don't look at incivility, and don't listen to these four-word words.

When Ah Dong heard this, he nodded again and again, "That's right, that's right, it's just that she won't marry." So, Brother Jun, you must help me. ”

"And how do you want me to help you?" I smiled, looked at Ah Dong and said.

At this moment, Ah Dong was directly silent. I'm afraid even he=hasn't thought about how to let me help him chase Zhang Yuhan.

I looked at Ah Dong and said tentatively: "I said Brother Dong, you don't even know how to help you, right?" ”

"Well, if I knew the Tao, I wouldn't have come to ask you, at least you are also someone who has been in a relationship with Lin Ruoxue, although the relationship between you did not last long, only three short days, but the experience of those three days is also something I need to learn." Ah Dong looked at me and said crookedly. I don't know where he learned such a classic sentence.

", when did you become so outstanding, these words came out of your mouth, I was very surprised, honestly, where did you learn it." Of course, I don't believe that Ah Dong came up with this by himself, and if no one taught him, he would definitely not be able to say it with his ink.

Ah Dong looked at me, was silent for a moment, and said, "I learned it from the movie Journey to the West." ”

"I remember that there was no such sentence in Journey to the West. The most classic thing in it seems to be: there was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, until I lost it, I regretted it, if ....... Before I could finish my sentence, I was interrupted by Adong.

Ah Dong looked at me and said excitedly: "That's right, I figured it out from this sentence." ”

I smiled, "Okay then, you say, how can I help you." ”

"First of all, first summarize your love experience, and then pass it on to me, and secondly, find a way to facilitate me and Zhang Yuhan to be together." Ah Dong looked at me and said in a deep voice.

I glanced at him and muttered, "I have no experience in love, so let's find a way to facilitate you and Zhang Yuhan." Suddenly, I thought about what I had just been in the classroom, "There it is." ”

As soon as these words came out, Ah Dong looked at me directly, without even blinking his eyes.

After I was silent for a minute, I spoke: "In the classroom just now, didn't Zhang Yuhan want you to be his fake boyfriend, so you just agreed to her, and then took this opportunity to close the distance between you and Zhang Yuhan." ”

"yes, I didn't think of that. Brother Jun, your ability to make suggestions is really amazing, I love you to death. After saying that, Adong directly wiped his buttocks twice with paper, then lifted his pants and ran to the classroom.

I looked at Ah Dong who was running in front, smiled helplessly, and followed back to the classroom.