【003】Teach you to make headlines!

As soon as these words came out, even if he was wise and wise, calm and ruthless, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching slightly. Is this what a woman can say? In public, he doesn't shy away from talking about his chest and ass?

And the phoenix was still not angry, and felt a great shame. It's the first time she's been kicked by someone when she's so big, and after today, she will have to carry a must-have item for home travel - a black plastic bag!

Put your face on and cover your ugliness!

After a burst of "ping-pong", the secret guard was beaten beyond recognition. After visually seeing that it was absolutely impossible for his great mother to recognize him, Feng Tianhuang finally lost his breath and retracted his feet! And the dark guard's ass has been kicked repeatedly by her like this, and the kick is numb, and it has also swollen a lot!

It's not that he didn't fight back, but that he just stood there and watched himself being beaten without saying a word, and he had no intention of stopping it, so he didn't dare to fight back! After being kicked, he swollen his pig-headed face, covered his fat ass sadly, and stood with tears in his eyes, looking at his great prince. - Master, master, my subordinates have been beaten from humans to pigs, so you can spare me once.

Jun's long, narrow eyes stared at him, one second, two seconds, three seconds.

Finally let out a long sigh: "You go down first!" ”

As a member of the world-famous "Dragon Soul Guard", being kicked in the ass like this is far more uncomfortable than killing him!

The dark guard clutched his ass, half happy, half sad, half happy, half sad.

The rest of the dragon soul guards looked at his back, showing a sudden realization, and invariably sighed in their hearts - oh, it turns out that being beaten into a pig can save a life! Go back and quickly find a notebook to remember, next time you make a mistake......

After the revenge was completed, the anger of the phoenix finally disappeared, and the person calmed down. She actually has nothing else, but when there is revenge and no revenge, she is extremely fierce and unfatal! Eyes swept around, and all the secret guards who came into contact with her eyes all thought of the comrade who was kicked and ran around with his buttocks, and suddenly felt a faint throbbing pain in the chrysanthemum, and had the urge to cover the chrysanthemum and run away!

This woman's fierceness is absolutely unique in the world! At least they've grown this big, they've never seen anything like it before!

Satisfied with the frightened eyes of these people, Feng Tianhuang shook the dust on his feet, and glanced at Jun in shock: "Boy, my aunt and grandmother are in a good mood today, so I won't blame you for the sentence that you just fell into the well and kicked lightly!" Go back and tell the old guys that the glaciers are melting, the penguins are on the verge of extinction, and the biological chain has to break again. So let them do something that contributes to the world when they have nothing to do, care more about the society and the ecological environment, and don't come to find the old lady's stubble when there is nothing to do! Also, I'm not interested in blind dates! Let's go! ”

With that, turn around in style and prepare to leave!

Blind date? Jun Jinglan's eyebrows were slightly raised, and there was a smile in his eyes, where did this woman come to the conclusion? Blind date? Who in this world is so desperate that they dare to find such a fierce and spicy woman to go on a blind date with him? The answer, naturally, is impossible! Well, there is only one conclusion - she is playing dumb!

"Stop!" A cry came, and there was a thunderclap on the ground!

The black-clothed men on all sides hurriedly stepped forward, and their steps formed an encirclement steadily and quickly, stopping the phoenix's footsteps!

"How?" Feng Tianhuang turned her head in astonishment and looked at her inexplicably. The so-called blind date, isn't it that you don't like each other, and the blind date is over? Anyway, she didn't look down on this demonic man, because he exuded an aura that was not easy to provoke. And he obviously didn't look like he liked himself, so ...... Don't let Mao go?

"I soiled my lord's bath water, and I didn't agree, so you dare to go?" The voice is soft, and the tone is gentle, like a March spring breeze blowing on the cheeks.

It's just this mildness, and the fear in the eyes of the people around is a little more. The more angry he is, the easier he seems to be talking!

"And what do you want?" It's just a basin of bath water, a man shouldn't be too stingy to worry about her, right?

However, she was obviously wrong!

"What do you want? Xiao Miaozi, you come and tell her, what do you want! He smiled lightly at her, and his grace was unmatched, but how bad that smile was, how tempting it was to step on his feet! Of course, this is all the intuitive feeling of Feng Qihuang alone.

Xiao Miaozi stepped forward respectfully and spoke: "Master, according to the incomplete statistics of the minions, this month, she is the three hundred and twenty-eighth person who tried to peep at your bathing. And before her, the three hundred and twenty-seven women who did not succeed were some skinned, some were boneless, and some were baked. There are many ways to do this, but most of them are all three! ”

"Ahem......" Feng Tianhuang was almost choked to death by his words! The three hundred and twenty-eight who tried to peek at him bathing? Although this man looks very demonic, yes, he is not so exaggerated, right? Well, people like her, who are not interested in beauty, really can't understand the inner impulses of the perverts. But, if he said so, could it be that she misunderstood, not a blind date?

While she was thinking, Xiao Miaozi continued to speak very loyally: "But the slave thinks that this woman not only desecrated your noble body with her obscene eyes, but also had the audacity to stain your bath water, and even more disrespectful to you without knowing whether she was alive or dead, so it is just skin and bones, far from offsetting!" Therefore, she should be soaked in the manure tank for three days and three nights, so that she can experience the feeling of not being dry and unclean! Then tied to the fire frame and whipped to death, so that the human flesh and blood are connected, so that after cooking, the meat will be delicious, I believe that the wild dogs on the side of the road will like it! ”

Feng Tianhuang twitched the corners of her mouth and listened to Xiao Miaozi's words, her lewd eyes desecrated his noble body? Is this dead ladyboy in a eunuch suit blind? She has such pure big eyes, where is the obscenity?

Listening to their treatment of people or roast suckling pigs, he shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly, and said with disdain: "This is a society under the rule of law, don't think that the old lady is a fool and will be intimidated by you!" I'll tell you, this trick is outdated! "Was she scared?

A society governed by the rule of law? Everyone looked up and gave her a strange look, in front of His Royal Highness the Prince, this woman is not sick in the brain, right?

When Jun heard this, he was not angry. Instead, he hooked his lips and smiled, and then said quite badly: "Then in this society under the rule of law, take her to the manure tank bubble first, and be sober and sober!" Dirty Lord's bath water, Grandpa still feels very uncomfortable! ”

As soon as these words came out, several people in black immediately forcibly endured the feeling of chrysanthemum convulsions and stepped forward to capture it!

Feng Tianhuang frowned at him, but he couldn't see the slightest joke in his eyes, he was shocked, and he suddenly felt bad, could it be that this crazy guy was playing really? There are so many people, if she really does it, she obviously can't beat it, if she is really soaked in the manure tank, she will have no face to be a ghost!

So, she immediately made a decision, and before the man in black came up, she quickly walked in front of Jun Jinglan, laughed a few times, and pretended to be affectionate with a lovely smile: "Hehe! This handsome guy with a lofty instrument, please think about it, is it cost-effective to kill a nobody like me and make you wanted by the police? I'll give you a piece of advice, after adopting it, you can be famous and kill at the same time! Now, you can kill my grandfather, that is, the helmsman of the Feng family, after killing him, you can still make the headlines of major news newspapers, and you will definitely be famous all over the world, so even if you are wanted, it is cost-effective! Aha! If you don't speak, if you don't speak, I'll take you as an agreement, come on and kill! I'm leaving! ”

After saying it quickly, turn around quickly, and run before the other party can react! As the saying goes, dead friends don't die poor, and the dead old man is not so easy to kill, at least he has not died after being assassinated for decades, so Feng Tianhuang decisively offered advice from the side to betray his old man to get out of danger!

Kill her grandfather? In the headlines? The corners of Jun's lips twitched slightly. With a pull of his hand, a strong wind sucked back the phoenix that had just run to the door!

The phoenix's eyes froze, and his face was solemn. It's internal strength! Extremely powerful internal strength, she is not an opponent at all!

While she was depressed, several black-clothed people who still felt that Chrysanthemum was uncomfortable had already stepped forward to restrain her! Her willow eyebrows fell, and she glared at the bewitching beauty behind her with great annoyance: "I said! Didn't you just watch you take a shower and stain your bath water? I didn't mean to, and I haven't seen it yet, I don't know how big the bird is! I ......"

As soon as these words came out, the corners of the eyes were cramping, the corners of the mouth twitched, the heart was panicked, the scalp was numb, the legs trembled, and the soles of the feet were cold!

I don't know how big the bird is?!

When Jun heard this, the thin smile that had been hanging on his lips finally disappeared! His face was cold, his eyes were cold, and the cinnabar between his eyebrows was enchanting like blood in an instant!

stepped forward a few times, close to her ear, and said very ambiguously: "Didn't see clearly? So, do you want to take off your naked, and then take a good look at you? Well? ”

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The latest chapter of the high-speed debut Qingben is fierce: the latest chapter of the escaping princess, this chapter is [003] to teach you to make headlines! If you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!