Chapter 278, Brother Hao, why don't you just take Xiaofeng away!
Chapter 278, Brother Hao, why don't you just take Xiaofeng away!
"It's easy to do. Brother Hao, don't you have a sharpshooter Li Wushuang under you? You might as well just call your sharpshooter out and shoot him to death. The ugly pseudo-girl said.
"What are you doing, with a gun? Don't you know, do I hate to hit people with guns the most? Brother Hao shook his head, "I, a person, only admires our Chinese kung fu, and I am not interested in this foreign gun." Shoot him to death, do you still want to say this? What's the point of that? If someone hears it, don't you laugh at my brother Hao's hands? ”
This Li Wushuang is also one of the five tiger generals under Brother Hao, he is good at using pistols and hitting every shot.
However, in Brother Hao's system, Li Wushuang is just a marginal figure and rarely stays by Brother Hao's side.
Because, Brother Hao prefers to speak with his fists.
"That's right. Brother Hao, or, simply, you can call the brothers below to go up together. There are many of us, and if we fight him alone, we will definitely win. Meatball said.
"What? Do you want me to bully too much? That's even worse. As for a middle school student, do I want all my brothers to go with me? Still a shame. ”
"What should I do?" The meat ball was worried now, and leaned on Brother Hao's shoulder, "This is not good, that is not good." Or, let me tempt him with my body, and then charm him, and then be him after the last day? ”
With a "poof", Brother Hao almost didn't vomit out all the things in his stomach.
"You're still tempting him? Is Lu Xiaofeng ugly? Do you have to look like you? Moreover, people don't have this habit of breaking sleeves? Brother Hao said angrily.
Although Brother Hao has no culture, he only knows these terms, such as broken sleeves and broken backs, he can say a set of things.
"Brother Hao, you don't know anything." Brother Liang smiled, "This Lu Xiaofeng is not only not an ugly monster, but he is also a beautiful man who looks like a good woman, if he is allowed to make up as a woman, it can really be fake, and no one can see it." Skinny monkey, you say yes? ”
Brother Liang glanced at the thin monkey.
Brother Daoliang, the thin monkey knew that he was hit by the wind that day, and he was even more depressed in his heart, so he had to nod.
"Really?" Brother Hao touched his chin, "Is this Lu Xiaofeng really as beautiful as you say?" ”
Brother Liang is a special fetish of Brother Hao.
"Well, I'm not exaggerating. I think it's better to humiliate him than to kill him. ”
"Humiliate him?" Brother Hao was stunned for a moment, "What kind of humiliation?" ”
"Brother Hao, we can arrest him and put him in a woman's clothes. Oh, if Brother Hao likes him, just take him in. Brother Liang smiled slyly.
"Oh? That's right. When Brother Hao heard this, he immediately felt very comfortable in his heart, and his evil thoughts were also raised.
"What?" Meatball was angry, "Brother Hao, don't listen to him!" What looks like a good woman, such a man, are all perverted. ”
"Don't you change your mind?" Brother Hao turned his face and looked at the ugly guy, "When is it your turn to speak?" ”
Meatball turned his face angrily, "People don't listen, people are angry." ”
"Get out of here!" Brother Hao was angry.
The meat ball was so angry that he twisted his ass and left, and kicked the high heels all over the ground.
When Brother Liang saw this scene, he secretly laughed in his heart.
This Hao brother is good at everything, but even if he has this dragon yang habit, it is really special!
He decided to fan the flames a little more.
"Brother Hao, you still don't know what to do, right? Do you know what Chang Huihui didn't kill this Lu Xiaofeng at the beginning, but was he so good to him? ”
Brother Hao is not a fool either, he looked at Brother Liang, nodded thoughtfully, and didn't say anything.
Brother Liang smiled and nodded, "So, you know what to do, right?" ”
Brother Hao asked in a low voice, "So, did the two of them do that?" ”
Brother Liang leaned into his ear and said, "As far as I know, not yet." This Lu Xiaofeng is still original. ”
"That's good!" Brother Hao is energetic now, "That's him!" I must know this Lu Xiaofeng for a while! ”
And while they were saying obscene words, the bantam tiger Ling Feng, who had not spoken, was like a mirror in his heart.
Brother Hao, you really don't know how thick the sky is?
This Lu Xiaofeng will absorb the skills of others, and he must have peerless martial arts. This kind of kung fu should be what is often said on the rivers and lakes as "sucking power", right? Lu Xiaofeng's current skills are still shallow, but over time, he has absorbed enough strength, and I am afraid that our five tiger generals may not be his opponents together.
Alas, this Zheng Liang too, are you sick in the head? You actually dare to instigate Brother Hao to take this Xiaofeng as a male concubine? Don't you know that if this Lu Xiaofeng really follows Brother Hao, will he let you go? Aren't you killing yourself?
However, Ling Feng was still silent.
For him, silence is golden.
When these hooligans were discussing how to deal with Xiao Feng, they didn't know what to do, and Xiao Feng was also thinking about how to deal with Brother Hao and them.
In the name of recruitment, sneaking into the East Gate Club to be a waiter, and then taking the opportunity to attack Brother Hao in the future, this is Xiaofeng's wishful thinking.
"Xiaofeng, what are you thinking?" Ruxue, who was beside Xiaofeng, turned her face and asked.
At this time, they all wore stereoscopic glasses and enjoyed a 3D movie in the cinema.
Xiaofeng's hand was on Ruxue's shoulder, and at this time, they were like a couple in love.
Ruxue also let Xiaofeng's hand touch her body, for her, she and Xiaofeng had already "met frankly", and there was nothing impossible. Except for one thing, which is hehe.
She was not willing to dedicate herself too early, lest Xiaofeng not cherish herself.
For men, it is necessary to make them always feel as if they can reach it, but they can't enter the door at the back. Only in this way will they cherish you and fall in love with you even more, Ruxue thinks so.
However, Xiaofeng's performance today is a bit abnormal.
In this dark movie theater, Xiao Feng seemed to be absent-minded, this hand was just honestly on Ruxue's shoulder, and there was no intention of moving again, which made Ruxue feel a little strange.
"How do you know I'm thinking about things? Am I not watching a movie? Xiaofeng replied.
"Less, do you watch movies like this? Do you look down? Ruxue smiled.
They couldn't see each other's eyes behind their glasses, but Ruxue could still sense Xiaofeng's abnormality today.
"Oh, I watched the movie for a while, and I felt a little dizzy, so I lowered my head and rested." Xiaofeng lied again.
I want to find Brother Hao for revenge, but I can't let Ruxue know about it.
"Dizziness? Oh, you can't get used to three-dimensional ones, huh? Earlier, I wouldn't have shown you 3D. Oh, Xiaofeng, this movie is very good, you see. ”
Xiaofeng looked up.
I saw that the Monkey King was turning into countless clones, and those clones turned into countless Sun Monkeys and flew towards the audience.
Xiao Feng was startled, because of this three-dimensional feeling, it was as if this group of monkeys was really coming towards him.
"What's wrong? Little wind. Ruxue asked.
"Oh, nothing." Xiaofeng turned his head and smiled, "Sister Ruxue, why do you say this Monkey King is so hard?" Why do you have to pull out a hair, and conjure up so many clones? How many hairs do you have to pull out? In the future, don't you want to lose all the hair on your body? ”
"It's good to be gone. I'd better be bare-skinned. Ruxue also smiled, "It's all hairy, how ugly!" ”
Xiao Feng was happy, remembered something, and lay in Ruxue's ear.
"Sister Ruxue, you don't have much hair on your body. But, I just like your hair. ”
"Nasty! It's annoying! Ruxue was said to be hot all over.
As soon as Xiaofeng was excited, he immediately hugged Ruxue into his arms.
Ruxue also tilted down, and leaned her head directly on Xiaofeng's body.
Her head, impartial, was resting between Xiaofeng's legs.
At this moment, under the little wind, he began to get excited again??????