Chapter 307: Red Panties
Thunderblade walked out of Su Biluo's house, a smug smile on his lips.
Being able to conquer a queen like Su Biluo is a very proud thing for any man.
A breeze blew in his face, the hem of the windbreaker brushed his mouth, and the thunder blade could even smell Su Biluo's body odor, which showed how fierce the battle was at that time.
at home.
Before Thunderblade could take off his coat, a strange phone call suddenly came in.
"Are you Mr. Thunderblade?" The other party asked.
"I am!" Thunderblade asked rhetorically, "Are you ......?"
"I'm from a logistics company. Miss Wen Wen has a piece of goods that needs to be signed, I called her, and she asked Mr. Lei to help her sign for it. Mr. Lei, I'm on TV right now, do you think it's convenient for you now? The other party said.
Wen Wen had already greeted him about the package, so Lei Jian didn't call Wen Wen, and said to Liuliu after a while: "Then you send things to me, I'll be in ......"
Soon, the courier sent the warm package in.
The package is a rectangular box, and the weight of the thunder blade is not felt in the hand, and it is expected that it will not exceed half a catty, and looking at the address on it, it is still sent from the capital, and I can't help but wonder in my heart: "What is it, so light?" ”
Thunder Blade wanted to take it apart and look at it, but he felt that it was not appropriate to do so, so after thinking about it for a while, he decided to call Wen Wen and let him know.
"Hey, what are you looking for me, tell me quickly!" The warm voice was very low, presumably in a meeting.
Thunderblade looked at the box and said to Wen Wen, "Your package has been received." ”
Wen Wen didn't react, and said lightly: "Then you can help me put it." ”
"Oh, good. But ......"
"But what?"
"I accidentally dropped the package on the ground just now, is it okay?"
After listening to Lei Blade's words, Wen Wen not only did not feel nervous, but breathed a long sigh of relief, and quickly shook his head and said, "It's okay, the things inside can't be broken." ”
"What's that, it can't be broken? I don't see it on the package. ”
"There are a lot of things that can't be broken, so don't ask, just know how to receive them for me."
Hearing Wen Wen say this, Lei Blade became more curious about the contents of the package, and pretended to be surprised and shouted, "Oops! ”
"What's wrong?"
"The outer packaging of your package is rotten, and the contents seem to have slipped out."
Warm: "......"
"The outer packaging of the package is broken anyway, I'll open it for you, okay?" Thunderblade asked.
"Don't!" Wen Wen refused mercilessly.
Thunderblade continued, "It's already broken anyway. ”
"That's the same! Thunder Blade, if you dare to open this girl's package, when this girl comes back from the ghost capital, I will definitely kill you. Wen Wen was anxious, and hurriedly threatened the thunder blade.
Unexpectedly, the warmth stimulated Thunderblade's curiosity even more.
Thunderblade pretended not to hear the warm threat, and while opening the package, he said to himself: "I'll see if the things inside are broken, if I really break them, I'll have to lose money!" ”
Thunder Blade tore open the black leather packaging on the outside of the package, took out a white bag and a golden gift box from the inside, and couldn't help but sigh: "What a beautiful gift box, fortunately it wasn't broken, it's okay, it's okay, but I don't know if the things in the road are broken, I have to take a look." ”
Hearing the voice of the Thunder Blade, the warm side was about to cry, and said that if the Thunder Blade saw that others had sent him gifts, he would have to laugh himself to death.
But Wen Wen is in a meeting again, and there is nothing she can do to shout at Thunderblade twice, let alone roar at Thunderblade.
"Thunder Blade, I beg you, don't dismantle it, okay? There's really no ...... in there" Before the warm words were finished, Zhao Xuejia next to her stabbed her with her arm.
"Little girl, what kind of desertion, the leader is watching you." Zhao Xuejia lowered her voice and said warmly.
"Sister Jia, where am I deserting, I will soon have no face to see people." Wen Wen wanted to cry without tears in her heart, and she had to show a smile on her face, pretending to listen very seriously.
Lei Blade hung up the warm phone and was thinking about whether to open it to find out, but the gift box in his hand really fell to the ground, and the lid and box were suddenly smashed open.
Thunder Blade was about to bend down to pick it up, but when he saw a brilliant red, he suddenly blinded his titanium alloy eyes.
No way!
The Thunderblade was petrified in an instant.
He never dreamed that the contents of the warm package would actually be two pairs - red underwear.
The touch red is not a girl's pink, nor is it a romantic rose red, but that bright red!
The bright color is redder than blood, and more brilliant than the sunset.
I chatted about when that chick still had this hobby, no wonder she threatened herself not to look at her package.
Thunderblade stretched out two fingers and picked up the two blood panties on the ground, then gently put them into the gift box and packed them, ready to take them to her bedroom.
Unexpectedly, Wen Wen called over.
Presumably the meeting was over.
"Is the meeting over?" Thunderblade asked.
"the fart! This girl was really relieved, so she slipped out from behind in the name of going to the toilet. Wen Wen thought depressedly, but quickly asked, "Thunder Blade, have you seen the contents of my package?" ”
Not only have I seen it, Lao Tzu has touched it!
Lei Jian smiled bitterly and asked, "Warm, I said I haven't seen it, do you believe it or not?" ”
When Wen Wen heard Thunder Blade's words, he knew that this guy must have opened the package, and after reading the contents of it, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Thunder Blade, do you know that it is illegal for Lu Dao to peek at other people's letters and packages at will?" ”
Lei Jian rubbed his nose and smiled awkwardly: "We don't have to go online like this, right?" ”
"Who's with you!" Wen Wen hummed angrily, obviously really angry.
"Okay, okay, you see it, you don't lose a piece of meat, do you need to be so stingy?" Thunderblade smiled, "Big deal, I won't look at your stuff in the future." ”
"You're talking lightly, it's really not your thing!" Wen Wen pursed the corners of his mouth and said depressedly.
Thunder Blade smiled: "If you really want to see it, don't talk about my things, even I myself will feast your eyes without reservation." ”
"Hooligans!"
"Okay, it's just a pair of red panties, and it's not something unsightly. Besides, we live together, and if you change it, I won't be able to see it? ”
"I wasn't even going to wear it well."
"And what did you buy it for? When the tablet is offered! ”
"Who told you that I bought it?" Wen Wen rolled her eyes in frustration, and really wanted to slap him.
"You didn't buy it?" Thunderblade asked in surprise.
"Of course not!" Wen Wen rolled her eyes and said angrily, "This is a gift from my friend, okay?" ”
Hearing Wen Wen say this, Lei Jian noticed that there was a card under the gift box, which read: "This calendar year has arrived, I will send you two red underwear for self-defense." ”
Thunderblade: "......"
Thunderblade doesn't know when the road began, but he does know that there is an unwritten rule in the road: a person will be unlucky in this calendar year, and wearing red underwear will ward off evil spirits.
Lei Blade laughed dryly twice, and said to Wen Wen: "That friend of yours is really thoughtful. ”
"That's it! Unlike some people, who have lived together for so long, they don't even have a greeting for their birthday. Wen Wen took the opportunity to sarcastically.
"Ahem...... I don't know about your birthday! Thunderblade sneered.
"You don't know how to see, you don't know how to inquire?" Wen Wen said angrily.
Thunderblade smiled, "Then you have to tell me in advance!" ”
"If I tell you that tomorrow is my birthday, wouldn't it be my gift to you! I can't do such a thing. Warm hummed.
You can't do such a thing, what can you do?
Lei Jian rubbed his nose helplessly, and said with a dry smile: "Isn't your birthday unattended, it's not too late to congratulate you now, right?" I wish you a happy birthday and a more beautiful life! ”
"False! I said so, you just congratulated me, it's obviously insincere, maybe you wish me more and more beautiful life, but secretly scold me for living more and more stinky. ”
"Don't take the heart of a villain, is it okay to spend the belly of a gentleman?"
"You're still a gentleman who opens someone's package without permission? That's probably all over the street. ”
"Heh, don't keep talking about my mistakes!" Thunderblade paused, and then said, "You say, let me do what to be sincere." ”
Wen Wen pondered for a moment, and said to Thunder Blade: "Simple! If you personally bring the cake and flowers to me to wish me a happy birthday, I believe in your sincerity. ”
"Eldest sister, you are in the ghost capital, I am in Rongcheng, and the two places are separated by more than 400 kilometers. Even if I had rushed over to buy something right now, I would have to go late at night, not counting the traffic jams and cake making time. Thunderblade smiled bitterly.
Warm smile said, "I don't care about this." If you're sincere, then come to me with cakes and flowers, and if you're not sincere, that's fine. Anyway, my sister's twenty-third birthday before didn't have you. After Wen Wen said this, he hung up the phone directly.
However, Thunderblade fell into deep thought.
In particular, the last sentence of the warmth repeatedly appeared in Thunder Blade's mind, and it felt like a lingering shadow.
After thinking about it, Lei Jian smashed the cigarette butt in his hand to the ground and said fiercely: "Didn't he just appear in front of you and celebrate your birthday with you?" Okay, you despise buddy can't do it, buddy will do it this time. ”
Thunderblade looked at the clock on the wall, and it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon.
Without further ado, Thunderblade hurriedly made a call to the cake shop and quickly ordered a cake.
"How long have you been able to get it? Eight o'clock in the evening? No, definitely not! At seven o'clock, I came on time to pick up the cake, money is not a problem! ”
"What's written on the cake?" Thunderblade thought for a moment and said, "You just wrote, 'I've been with you since your twenty-fourth birthday.'" ”