【019】The wind is high and the night is black and steals straw paper!
Remembering the sentence "No matter how you turn over, you won't leak", the smile on Jun's lips deepened.
Seeing this, the secret guard on the side said respectfully: "Master, do you want to teach her a lesson?" "Dare to tease His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and look for death!
Lazily raise your hand to show stop. Then, striding forward, as he walked, he said to himself: "A woman without a conscience......"
That's how he repaid his Soul Orb and Cloak? Diapers, menstrual cloths...... The prince suddenly raised his hand and touched his chin, and smiled slowly. The smile is very light, like melting snow in winter.
The secret guard on the side looked at this smile and couldn't help but tremble. Every time His Royal Highness the Crown Prince shows this smile, it is a sign of ...... Someone is going to be unlucky! Woman, ask for more blessings!
Yutaihuang jumped out of the house and galloped for a long time, but no one chased after him. Only then did he let go, and the cloak on his shoulders blurred a faint fragrance of Junzilan, it seems that the demon still likes Junzilan! But it's really not used to having men's things draped over your shoulders! I ripped it off, and I was going to throw it away, but after looking at this fabric for a while, it should be worth a lot of money, so keep it, maybe when I can exchange it! Thinking about it, he threw it through the window along with the baggage.
The guards on all sides noticed that she had come out at some point, and was about to step forward to ask, but saw her flash quickly and quickly disappeared into the night. It's too late to stop it!
The secret guards were in trouble, and a man in a light blue brocade robe stepped into the courtyard at this moment.
"His Royal Highness!" The guards knelt down and saluted.
A pair of enchanting peach blossom eyes looked at the direction in which the phoenix left. Long.
In the end, the halberd took a deep breath and spoke: "Quietly follow the princess and help each other secretly." "After interrogating the assassin, I came to see if the girl was frightened, but I didn't expect to see her run away as soon as I came in. It's pretty fast!
"Your Highness, don't stop the princess?" The secret guard raised his head and asked, the princess is a famous troublemaker in their Mobei, and I don't know what will happen to this way!
"Whatever she likes, she does. The mess is here to clean up! After saying this, the face that was three points more beautiful than a woman and seven points more beautiful than a woman, showed a trace of helplessness and spoiling.
The secret guard shook his head in his heart, no wonder the king always said that the princess's temper was used to by the eldest prince!
Along the way, they are looking for dark corners. Because it is easier to find animals such as rats in dark corners, after nine turns and eighteen turns, I finally found a nest of fluffy grass, and after the fluffy grass is the cold palace. Well, here is the only place where it is possible to find what she is looking for!
Running over quickly, turning and turning in the grass.
I looked for the old man for a long time. After a full five minutes, the phoenix suddenly smiled obscenely, raised his hand, and successfully caught a snake from the grass! I didn't expect there to be such good things in the palace! And the snake finally broke through all the difficulties and dangers, and escaped from the imperial dining room and hid here, but he didn't expect to be found! The pain and sadness in my heart are naturally unspeakable!
Pinching the snake, dodging the guards, looking for the sleeping palace of Huangfu Xuan. In fact, she didn't want to do anything, she was going to catch a mouse and stuff it into his mouth while he was asleep, to avenge his revenge for not saving him today, but the mouse didn't find it, and when he found the snake, he threw it into his bucket, and when he went to the toilet, he sat on the bucket...... Hey!
Thinking like this, she almost laughed out loud with joy!
After looking for a long time, I saw a bright yellow figure in the distance! The phoenix was startled and hurriedly hid behind the tree! Huangfu Xuan hasn't slept so late, what are you still wandering about?
Seeing him walking, he entered a small room. There was a sign hanging outside the house that read "Queen"! Belch...... Did he go to the toilet?
There was no one around, there was a little eunuch standing at the door, standing at the door with a tray in his hand, and looking at it from a distance, the thing on the tray looked like straw paper!
Yutaihuang frowned, glanced at the snake in his hand, and the snake also looked at her. After a man and a snake looked at each other for a while, she raised her hand and threw the snake away! "Whew!" With a bang, the snake was thrown high.
The man on a tree not far away almost missed the snake! Feeling something approaching, his eyes broke away in vain, and with a wave of the gilded fan, the snake was blown away by a strong wind and fell into the grass! Then, the lilac eyes of the man in the tree fell on the obscene figure under the tree about thirty meters in front of him.
Yutaihuang didn't know that he had been spied on, and tiptoed in the direction of Huangfuxuan's latrine. The avenue was empty, and from time to time there were patrols of the Imperial Guards, and when the second wave of patrolling Imperial Guards passed by, she rolled quickly behind the flowerbed, and unconsciously crossed the flowerbed, to the back of the little eunuch holding the straw paper!
Then quietly approached. Three meters, two meters, one meter......
The little eunuch felt more and more cloudy behind him, turned his head, and was dumbfounded, and he hadn't spoken yet! "Bang!" With a bang, I was knocked unconscious! The tray in his hand also fell to the ground, and the straw paper was scattered all over the ground.
Huang Fuxuan heard the sound of noise outside, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
No one answered this question.
Yutai Huang quickly picked up the straw paper on the ground, and after picking it up, he also inspected it again, and after making sure that not a single piece of straw paper that had slipped through the net was left to Huangfu Xuan, he turned around and ran!
Originally, he was going to throw a snake into Huangfu Xuan's toilet, but he couldn't throw it when he happened to be in the toilet. Then he wiped out all his straw paper, and when he finished going to the toilet, he looked up to the sky and shouted in the pit: "Straw paper......!" Oh my God, who gave me a piece of papyrus! ”
Hahaha......
While running forward, he imagined Huangfu Xuan screaming in the pit, almost cramping his stomach without laughing!
After she ran away, Huangfu Xuan also realized that something was wrong. Said in a cold voice: "Little Xuanzi? ”
The little Xuanzi at the door fainted......
"Little Xuanzi?" Another shout!
The little Xuanzi at the door is still fainting......
"Little Xuanzi?!" It's a little louder!
The little Xuanzi at the door continued to faint......
Lantaihuang leaned against the big tree not far away, listening to Huangfu Xuan's small voice, patting his thighs and swaying left and right with laughter! Look at this bastard and still see death and not save him! Ha Lu Ha ...... Play the dead!
And she was so happy that she didn't notice that there was a man on the tree she was leaning on, and this person was the one she had just almost hit with a snake!
While she was waiting unblinkingly to see what Huangfu Xuan was going to do, the people on the tree were also staring at her without blinking!
Huangfu Xuan screamed a few times, and finally stopped talking. Bacheng is also afraid that others will be embarrassed when they hear it, after all, the emperor went to the toilet and forgot to bring straw paper, which is really not glorious! And the Taihuang rolled his eyes, clapped his hands, and in an instant he had a good idea! Well, she should now go and bring people from all over the world to watch Huangfu Xuan go to the toilet without paper!
------Off topic------
Q: Dog Mountain, are you ignoring our opinion by not replying to the comments?
Answer:! The first thing my brother does when he wakes up every day is to see if anyone in the comment area praises me, the second thing is to see if anyone in the group secretly scolds me, and the third thing is to see if anyone is looking for me on Weibo while urinating. How is it possible to ignore it? It's just that I'm really busy, coding words, reviewing exams, and going to the hospital to hang three bottles of water every day, so I haven't returned.
Q: Urination?! Brother Shan, where is your festival?
- (⊙o⊙) What is the festival for?!
[Honor Roll Update]: [achan3878] Upgrade Huiyuan! Congratulations, congratulations, and joy together!
[Special thanks to the brothers for their caresses]: [Weeping Yang Zimo Luochengdong] drill 5, [99788] drill 10, [13945980208] flower 1, [achan3878] drill 108, [bite apple true resurrection] flower 6, [hafyh] drill 10, [Shui Meng Lingxuan] drill 30, [qquser5687184] drill 6...... To be continued!
!
High-speed debut Qingben is fierce: the latest chapter of the princess who escaped from marrying, this chapter is [019] The wind is high and the night is black and steals straw paper! If you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!