Chapter 7 [The Feeling of the Whole Person]
He has two classes today, in the afternoon in class thirteen, that is, Gu Renwu's class, in the morning Gu Renwu's kind reminder is actually a vague threat, Xia Yu has long forgotten everything after looking at the flying skirt in the morning, he walked to class thirteen with a blank lesson plan and a ninety percent new textbook left by Ren Bi.
Although it is the thirteenth class, it is at the turning point, so it is not next door to the twelfth class, but directly above the upper floor.
Before entering the classroom, the people in Class 13 were the same as in the first class, and the teacher was talking and laughing before he came, although they were basically sitting in their places, but the noise was constant.
Xia Yu coughed and walked in, but before he could speak, there was a pop above the door, and then he didn't know what water poured down from his head, drenching him all over his face, and the classmates who were still talking to each other suddenly laughed neatly as if they had received special training.
Xia Yu wiped his head and face, this water is not tap water, it has a stinky smell. Obviously, the door was wide open, and he didn't touch any mechanism, so how did the water spill down? Xia Yu looked up and saw that there was a broken plastic skin on it, and there was a steel nail fixed next to it, which was extended with a thin line, as long as someone pulled it, the steel nail would come into contact with the skin bag filled with stinky water, and the consequence was that he was like this now, at this time, the thin line had been cut and hung in the air, and there was no way to tell who did it, but it must be that the people in this class did not run.
Everyone was still laughing, and some people were slapping the table and looking like they were about to die, Xia Yu shook his hair and patted his clothes, and continued to walk to the podium, without the slightest anger or embarrassment on his face, as if the person who was drenched just now was not him, the person who laughed was Gu Renwu, and it had nothing to do with him.
He pressed his hand and said, "Everyone, be quiet, I have a few words to say." ”
The classmates were very cooperative, and they all stopped daxiao quieted down, and they were also very curious about what Xia Yu could say, but there were still some classmates who covered their mouths with their hands and shook their bodies, making a look of unbearable laughter.
Xia Yu let a few drops of water fall from his hair from time to time and fall onto the podium, and said with a smile: "Everyone knows that I just graduated from college, when I was in school, many of my classmates did a lot of daring behavior, which can be called a model of performance art. ”
Someone below immediately retorted disdainfully, "Don't pretend, you are now eager to break the culprit into pieces." ”
Several students immediately laughed like a heckling start, but it didn't cause a ripple effect in the class.
Xia Yu didn't refute, but said, "Everyone knows that the former head teacher of our twelfth class, Teacher Ren, was taken away, right?" Compared to the tricks of our class, the planner of your class today is simply not as good as that. ”
Before his words fell, a tall thin man sitting at the third-to-last table of the second column blushed and said angrily: "Farts are not as good as ability, don't be tricked!" ”
Xia Yu looked at him and smiled, but didn't continue the topic, but opened the textbook and said, "Okay, let's start the class, let's turn the textbook to page fifty-two, and let's talk about a few key Japanese pronunciation exceptions today." ”
Many classmates couldn't react to Xia Yu's turn of the day, they were drenched in stinky water, and they should leave angrily to change their clothes if they weren't annoyed and ashamed. Even if he didn't do it, he said that he had just said that a big chase, there should be a result, but he suddenly broke off and began to talk about the class, what does this mean?
But since he said that he went to class, everyone was also rectified, after all, he couldn't really make a fuss like some privileged people, and he could only open the textbook obediently, but it was inevitable that there was some strange loss in his heart, especially Liang Sheng.
Liang Sheng is the tall thin man who angrily counterattacked Xia Yu just now, and he is also the mastermind of this incident. The teacher was rectified by his means, and the whole class laughed, and his heart was full of satisfaction at that moment, I am proud!
Does he want to do the whole Xia Yu? It was not Gu Renwu's order, but because Liang Manli, a girl in his favorite class, had seen Xia Yu from afar and said when he was talking with his sisters that Xia Yu looked quite tasteful, it was her dish, so he hated because of jealousy.
When Liang Manli smiled back and forth just now, he suddenly had the spirit of the ancient emperor and the princes of the Beacon Fire Opera, and he was full of happiness in his heart, but Xia Yu disdained his whole person methods before, but compared it to Tang Zhuohui's girl's desperate plan, who can be more ruthless than that mother-in-law, even if she has that means, she doesn't dare to use her background, and then continues to take classes with a look of no concern at all, just like you spend your whole life trying to please a girl, Zuihou's mood when he found out that girl turned out to be a shemale.,In a word,There's no imaginary return for hard work.,The mood is naturally suffocated.。 ,
And just when he was very suffocated, Xia Yu actually walked to his side while lecturing, and he didn't leave when he stood there, and the stench on his body was so disgusting that he almost vomited out of the overnight meal, and hurriedly said: "Teacher, can you go to the podium to give a lecture, so that I will be distracted!" ”
Xia Yu took out his textbook and showed it to Liang Sheng, and said helplessly: "Look, because of your pranks, the textbooks are soaked, and I can only share a class with you, you should be okay, right?" ”
"Then you can take it."
"That's not good, I can't delay your study, and I can help you study more nearby, win-win." Xia Yu said and grabbed his shoulders, leaned over and flipped through his book.
Liang Sheng screamed, struggled hard, frowned, and looked like he was about to die of disgust, Xia Yu said unhappily: "What are you doing?" I'm just showing friendliness, don't you see the teacher is pleasing to the eye? Did you do the prank? ”
Liang Sheng hurriedly denied it, although the whole teacher was fun, but he didn't dare to sit on the charge, not to mention that his background was not big enough for the school not to punish him at all, even if the background was bullish, Lao Dou would still be beaten half to death if he knew about his evil deeds.
Xia Yu nodded and said, "You don't like to be too close to the same sex?" I can be considerate, or you point me to someone who doesn't have so many problems, and I share a copy with him. ”
As soon as he heard this, all the classmates turned their heads and glared at him fiercely, and they dared to fight with him at a glance, anyway, he did it, and he deserved to be stinky, but it affected them, and he was definitely not finished with him.
Now it's okay, from a national hero to an enemy of the people all of a sudden, where did he dare to offend the whole class, so he could only silently bear the closeness of Teacher Xia with a stench, and his heart was aggrieved like an angry little daughter-in-law, he understood what it meant to be self-inflicted and could not live......
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