Chapter Seventy-Two: Self-inflicted iniquity, thou shalt not live
When Zheng Si put his head into the red wine glass, he found that the mouth of the glass was still a little small, so he could only put his ears back, otherwise the ears would be stuck in the mouth of the glass and uncomfortable.
You have to close your ears when you drink, it's not pleasant!
It's better to be a human being.
Zheng Si thought as he put his head into the cup and drank the wine, his tail hooked and hooked.
Long Qi looked very curious, can cats drink? The first time he saw it.
In the past, Long Qi heard a buddy talk about letting his cat drink, but his cat would rather die than give in, just not open his mouth. Later, he put some wine on the cat, and the cat would lick the fur. After licking it, stick out your tongue and shake your head for a long time, and then lick your hair after a while. In the end, his cat fell asleep. When the guy brought the cat to the veterinarian shop, he was severely criticized by the veterinarian, because there are many cats who are allergic to alcohol, and drinking too much will cause poisoning or even fatality, so you can't make this kind of joke.
But......
Long Qi looked at Wei Ling again, Wei Ling was exploring the details of Fang Sanye's performance, he could listen to it energetically, he was happy while listening, and he was not afraid of being hunted down by the Fang family when the time came. Occasionally glancing here, seeing that the cat was drinking, Wei Ling also had the intention of stopping it.
Wei Ling is not worried, but Long Qi is worried, if something really happens, he will definitely have to take responsibility, he doesn't think that the cat in front of him is just an ordinary cat, otherwise Wei Ling will not bring it over, even if Wei Ling does not restrain the cat, but he is still paying attention to it at all times, for fear that something will happen to this cat.
It's nerve-wracking.
This cat doesn't have diarrhea when he drinks, right?
Will you vomit after drinking?
Do you want someone to get a veterinarian to come and prepare?
As soon as Long Qi's mind turned a corner, he heard the sound of a cat's paw knocking on a wine glass. When I looked up, I saw that the black cat on the solid wood coffee table was glaring at me again, and the wine in the wine glass had been drunk.
However, Long Qi didn't pour the wine so refreshingly this time, and he was still hesitating.
Zheng Si just tasted some wine and missed the old days. I also praised this wine in my heart, but now the person in front of me is not ready to pour the wine? How does this work?!
Raise his paw and knock on the wine glass again, this time the knock was a little harder and more urgent, and the meaning of urging was obvious.
Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, he didn't expect this cat to be so different, is it a drinker? It shouldn't be, on a whim?
After Zheng Si knocked on the glass, he pushed the wine glass a little more towards Long Qi's side. If you push it again, you will fall off the coffee table.
Long Qi sighed in his heart, moved the wine glass inside, and then pulled the cork and poured a little more into the wine glass, a little more than just now.
Set aside the bottle. Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, with this small body, this is already the limit.
Zheng Si didn't guess what Long Qi was thinking, and after seeing the wine in the cup, he stuck his head in and drank it again. After drinking, he continued to stare at Long Qi until Long Qi poured him again.
After drinking the wine poured for the third time, Zheng Si felt a little supportive. When the urge to urinate came, he jumped off the coffee table and ran to the bathroom.
There is a separate toilet in the private room, and Zheng Si came to the door of the bathroom and jumped up to dial the doorknob. Open the door and go in, don't forget to close the door.
Long Qi, who had been paying attention to Zheng Si's movements, was stunned, and it happened that Wei Ling was also looking at this side at this time, so Long Qi said, "Brother Ling." This cat ......"
"Leave it alone, it knows what to do." Wei Ling said calmly.
Long Qi was speechless. How the hell did this cat get trained? It's wicked.
After Zheng sighed out, Long Qi also went to the bathroom to take a look, and found that even the toilet was flushed, and there was no trace of cat urine around. The faucet was turned on, the toilet paper had been used, and there were still a few black cat hairs stuck to the paper balls thrown into the basket, recalling the two slightly wet front paws when the cat walked out, Long Qi felt that he was thinking too much, how could a cat wash his hands by himself and then pull the toilet paper to wipe his hands?
Long Qi didn't know that Zheng Si was originally going to use a hand dryer, but it was not very convenient, so he directly pulled the toilet paper and wiped it simply. There is a carpet in the private room, and the wet marks on the soles of the feet are not obvious.
Long Qi frowned when he came out of the bathroom, probably not thinking it out yet.
Ah Jin also drank a little too much here, and everything Wei Ling wanted to know was set out.
Looking at Ah Jin, who was sitting there in a daze, Wei Ling pulled the window wall together, and the room immediately calmed down. turned on the device, took out the microphone and handed it to Ah Jin, Wei Ling said: "Try it?" ”
Ah Jin is not very awake now, but singing has formed a kind of naturalness, he unconsciously took over the microphone when he saw it, and began to sing when he heard the accompaniment. If you really can't, just say it and skip it.
Wei Ling actually wanted to help Ah Jin, no matter how he said it, he also got some of Fang Sanye's ** deeds from this person's mouth, and for the sake of black charcoal's face, he was busy with a little help. Young people, give him a little hope, and they can come out of despair. Now let Ah Jin sing just to see this man's singing skills.
Although I don't know much about this aspect, I often come here and listen to a lot of songs, and Wei Ling can also distinguish some of the advantages and disadvantages. Ah Jin's singing skills are acceptable, but it's not enough, after training, at most he will mix in the North District, as for what he can do when the time comes, it will depend on himself, or rather, on the ability of their small band.
In the night tower, which district to be able to sing in is completely dependent on personal ability.
In the bar, the resident singer must learn to drive the atmosphere, and he must be smart enough, sing what song on any occasion, and have a certain degree of social ability and adaptability, etc., Wei Ling has already had a bottom when he was talking just now, although Ah Jin is not good enough, but I believe that he can deal with it after practice. Besides, it is impossible to directly let them sing now, even if the manpower of the North District of the Night Tower is arranged, Wei Ling will not forcibly interfere, when the time comes, just say hello to people first, and let Ye Hao's people help and then arrange it.
Just as Ah Jin was singing vigorously and Wei Ling was thinking, Zheng Si grabbed another microphone in Wei Ling's hand and began to howl.
Zheng Si felt that he didn't drink much, but, according to his current small body, these drinks were enough to make him drunk and dazed, it was okay just now, but now that the wine is strong, Zheng Si walks in an "S" shape.
And Zheng Si suddenly had the idea of singing after hearing Ah Jin sing.
Zheng sighed after getting drunk. Wobbly, as if he saw the shaking carriage with many cat cages, the picture turned, he seemed to see himself again in the dusty attic in order to avoid the cat catcher, the black cat who jumped into the fish pool to take a cold shower in order not to look like a stray cat, went to grab a pet tag with a Persian cat, and was chased and beaten by someone when waiting for the car......
The picture turned again, and Zheng Si seemed to be lying on a bus again. Listen to the driver's frantic honking, the sharp grinding of tires against the ground, and the driver's yelling with a local accent. With the lights on, the cars on the road flowed like blood, and everything around them seemed to become vicious.
And Zheng sighed himself, every day he was dumb with the world.
Suddenly I wanted to sing. Speak loud and sing unrestrainedly.
So, after Zheng Si saw Wei Ling's other microphone, he went over and fished it in his arms.
At ten o'clock in the evening, the east family area of Chuhua University.
Jiao's family.
Jiao's father and Jiao's mother didn't sleep, after all, this was the first time that their cat was taken out of the house after they finally came back. Even if he knew that Wei Ling was watching, he was still not at ease, so he could call and explain.
Just as I was thinking about it, the phone rang in the bedroom.
Jiao's father, who was close to the phone, quickly reached out and picked it up.
It's just that. At the moment of connection, a signature "whoa-woo-whoa-la" sentence howl came from the earpiece, which silenced the Jiao family and his wife, who were about to ask a series of questions, for a while.
When the earpiece became quiet, Jiao's father asked, "What's going on over there?" ”
"Black charcoal is drunk. I'm howling now, I'm in the bathroom. It's quieter here. Wei Ling said.
"You guys give it a drink?!" Jiao's mother airway.
Jiao's mother was about to come over and grab the phone to say a few words, but Jiao's father comforted her and asked about the specific situation over there.
After Wei Ling said briefly, he walked out of the bathroom, came to the sofa, asked Long Qi to turn off the audio equipment, and then put the phone next to Zheng Si, who was howling.
Listening to the howl with the background sound removed, Jiao's father was sure that it was indeed his own cat, and he was very energetic and full of energy. It's just that, compared with before, my cat roared more terrifying and unscrupulous this time, and it was out of control.
"Black charcoal?" Jiao's mother snatched the phone and called a few times.
Zheng Si was howling, feeling a little strange, unaccompanied, a lot quieter, and then heard the voice on the phone, and the howl became smaller.
"Isn't Black Charcoal coming back?" It's a small grapefruit.
"Mom, what did Black Charcoal do?" This is Jiaoyuan.
The two children were not asleep, and when they heard the phone ringing at home, they immediately kicked off the quilt and got up, tiptoed to the door of the parents' room, listened to their ears, and made sure that it was about their own cat, so they knocked on the door and came in. Their voices also reached Zheng Si's ears through the phone. It's not big, but Zheng Si can still hear it.
"Good, go to sleep, black charcoal is singing with people." Jiao's father said to them.
Here, Zheng Si tilted his head and thought for a while with his chaotic mind.
Yes, I don't wander now, I can go home when I'm tired, that small yard, old buildings, some crowded small houses on the top floor......
When I thought about it, my mood suddenly improved.
Wei Ling and Long Qi watched the cat on the sofa stop howling, and then suddenly howled again, becoming excited, and the hysterical voice that crossed two octaves but was not in tune at all made Wei Ling and Long Qi want to hit the wall. They were now extremely envious of Ah Jin, who had already fallen asleep drunk, so that they would not have to endure this torment.
No equipment, no soundtrack, no microphone working, this cat can still howl so hard!
For this reason, Wei Ling and Long Qi made a decision in their hearts at the same time, they must not give this cat wine in the future! You can't live if you do your own evil!
Wei Ling wanted to go out and clean for a while, but he was afraid that Zheng Si would do something unexpected, since he had promised the people of the Jiao family, he had to watch.
And Long Qi, several times went up to take out the microphone that Zheng Si was holding in his arms, thinking that the cat would not howl without the microphone, but his hand was scratched before he touched the microphone, and he didn't scratch his hand, and what was destroyed was the sleeve, which was just a suit that was bought for two days, and the sleeve was scratched out by the cat A few holes. wanted to sneak out but was pulled by Wei Ling, saying what to share weal and woe. Share your sister's suffering!
When Ye Hao came back from his errands, he was startled by the howl as soon as he opened the door. The soundproofing in the room is so good that when the door is opened, it creates a huge auditory contrast.