Chapter 227, Sell My Sister to Cockroaches
Chapter 227, Sell My Sister to Cockroaches
"Hahaha!" Zhang Zhiqiang laughed, "Don't worry, I don't have a girlfriend yet, and it's impossible to roll on this bed with a woman, so you can rest assured that you can lie down." ”
"What? You don't have a girlfriend yet, do you? Haven't you talked about it before? Xiaofeng asked.
"yes." Zhang Zhiqiang nodded, "I don't know if you have a crush?" ”
"How can a crush be counted? To put it this way, there is a platoon of girls I have a crush on, are they all my girlfriends? Oh, by the way, you don't have a girlfriend, but you've always slept with women, right? As long as I've slept with you, it's all counted. Don't tell me, you're still a junior brother, are you? ”
Zhang Zhiqiang's face turned red all of a sudden, "That, I really haven't slept with a woman, I really haven't experienced that feeling." ”
"No, it won't!" Xiao Feng's eyes widened.
Master, I've really met a strange thing! Cockroach, you are so tall, so handsome, and your family seems to have some money, why are you still a junior brother?
"yes. So, you're definitely not a junior brother anymore? Zhang Zhiqiang asked.
"That is, who is the first brother and who is the fool." Xiaofeng smiled, "I, I've been to more women than you've ever seen." ”
"No, that's an exaggeration, isn't it?" Zhang Zhiqiang's mouth opened wide.
"Oh, that's wrong, it's more beautiful than you've ever seen. How many beauties have you seen so far? ”
"Beauty, that's too much, what Lin Mouling, what Zhang Mouyi."
"What?" Xiaofeng shook his head, "What I said is in real life, not in the movies and television." If you count them all, that's not thousands! ”
"Oh, that's not much. Beauty, Xiaoyu counts as one, your sister counts as one, and there are two when I was in elementary school and three in junior high school. ”
Xiao Feng folded his fingers and counted it, it was only seven.
"Too little! Then I have been on a lot of women, and there should be twenty of them now. Xiaofeng said smugly.
"What? Twenty? Zhang Zhiqiang was shocked, "You have so many girlfriends?" ”
"What? Twenty girlfriends, you want me to go bankrupt? Xiaofeng said, "I'm just talking about twenty women." Actually, I don't have a girlfriend in the strict sense of the word, but I just have a few bed partners. ”
"Bed buddy?"
"yes, it's a partner who goes to bed together." Xiaofeng nodded, "Oh, in addition to the playmate accident, I have also been to the young lady in the sauna, and in total, there are at least a dozen of them." ”
"What? Are you going to eat and find Miss *? Zhang Zhiqiang shouted.
"Don't scream!" Xiaofeng was so frightened that he covered his mouth, "You call him that, be careful if you really attract the weasel, it also wants to eat chicken!" ”
Zhang Zhiqiang opened his mouth, "You, you're too bold, aren't you?" Doesn't your sister know about this? ”
Xiaofeng regretted it a little now. Zhang Zhiqiang is his rival in love, how did he tell him all about this? Really, if he tells Xiaoyu now, won't Xiaoyu look down on himself even more?
"Cockroaches, I warn you! This is my privacy, if you dare to tell Xiaoyu or my sister, I will castrate you! Xiaofeng grabbed Zhang Zhiqiang's hand and threatened.
"Okay, okay, I won't say it, you can rest assured. Let go, you're scratching my hands! ”
Xiaofeng let go of his hand and stopped talking.
"Why don't you speak? Xiaofeng, you go on! Zhang Zhiqiang suddenly became interested in the topic, "That, that playing with women, is it interesting?" ”
"Do you really want to hear it?" Xiaofeng was surprised.
"yes. You see, I've grown so big, and I've never been with a woman. Zhang Zhiqiang blushed.
"I really can't see it." Xiao Feng really admired this guy to death, "You are still an honest man who guards himself like jade." ”
"Of course, I only like Xiaoyu alone." Zhang Zhiqiang said.
"Less, don't rob Sister Xiaoyu with me, do you hear?" Xiaofeng was annoyed and glanced at Zhang Zhiqiang.
"I'm not competing with you, I just want to compete fairly with you, it's always okay, right?" Zhang Zhiqiang said.
"Fair competition? What is there to compete with? Xiao Feng glanced at him disdainfully, "I advise you to shift the target." Look at yourself, you're tall and handsome, and you're a junior brother, and you look richer than me, why don't you go find another woman? Do you have to hang yourself on the tree of Xiaoyu? ”
hanged from a tree, it seems that her sister Xiaoyun said this to her younger brother.
"Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud!" Zhang Zhiqiang sighed, "The person I have a crush on is Xiaoyu. I've had a crush on her since high school. You told me to transfer the target, who am I transferting to? ”
"Well. Oh, my sister. What do you think of her? Xiao Feng said suddenly.
I don't know what Lu Dao is for, Xiaofeng's attitude towards this Zhang Zhiqiang has changed a little.
Maybe it's because Xiao Feng knows that Zhang Zhiqiang is actually a junior brother, and he has zero experience in that area, and his attitude towards this guy has changed, right?
Such pure masters, so pure that they have never even been to women, are really rare!
If my sister marries such a man, it's really good!
"Your sister, Xiaoyun?" Zhang Zhiqiang was stunned, "What do you mean by this?" You introduced your sister to me? ”
"yes, can't you? Let me tell you, cockroach, my sister is a good girl, she can do housework inside and out, she has a smart mind and a good personality. And she's beautiful, so she's worthy of you? Oh, and women, the most important thing is to look at the figure. My sister's figure is also top-notch, I guarantee that you are satisfied. You probably don't know what to say, my sister's pair, it's a D-cup one, or an original, it's definitely not man-made. ”
Suddenly, Xiaofeng covered his mouth.
I said the wrong thing again!
You own brother, how do you know the size of the thing on your sister's chest, how do you know that her pair of things are real?
Have you seen it, or have you touched it????????