Chapter 96, You Dare to Hide Private Money?
Chapter 96, You Dare to Hide Private Money?
Early the next morning, Xiaofeng did not lie in bed, but got up early, washed his face seriously, shaved the beard that had grown back in the past few days, painted his hair with mousse, and then put on a small white short-sleeved shirt and a pair of blue short jeans, and carefully examined it in front of the mirror.
Seeing it very satisfied, Xiaofeng smiled proudly.
Stinky beauty and narcissism are the genes shared by Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun's siblings.
"Stinky boy, why did you get up so early? Wow, who made this breakfast? Xiaoyun also got up, looking at the porridge that had been prepared, and felt a little incredible.
"I did it, how? Sister, let's eat, it's getting cold, this is what my brother made for you. Xiaofeng said with a smile on his face.
"Wow, the sun is coming out of the west? Why are you so willing to do it today? This is the first time since I was born? Xiaoyun was surprised.
"Of course you have to be willing to do it, the stupid bird flies first, not to mention, your brother and I are still smart birds." Xiaofeng smiled, "How old am I this year?" I'm an adult, I'm going to get married in a few days, if I don't do these chores, then I still have to? Hehe. ”
"Married? Who are you marrying? Who will marry you? Xiaoyun sneered, "Oh, I see, if you want to see Xiaoyu today, you will be very different?" Wow, you're dressed so handsomely, and even your hair is mousse, do you think you're going on a blind date? ”
"Sister, this is much better than a blind date." Xiaofeng smiled, "People are on a blind date, but I haven't seen each other before." I met and went on a blind date. Ha Lu Ha. ”
"What do you want? Xiaoyu will bring her boyfriend over, so you will be disappointed. Xiaoyun felt like he had won today.
"Sister, she wants to bring her boyfriend over, I have no opinion. However, I won't give up on her. At the end of the day, I don't know who killed the deer? Xiaofeng pouted and shook his head proudly.
"Cut, who will kill the deer? You think you're a hunter? People won't take a fancy to you. You, don't be delusional. ”
The two sisters chattered for a while, and after eating, they walked out of the house together.
When he walked down the street, Xiaofeng was a little unaccustomed.
It turned out that the two sisters and brothers rarely went out on the street together. The last time the two went out on the street together was when they were in a distant elementary school.
As soon as these two people hit the street today, they immediately attracted the attention of passers-by.
My sister is wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans today, which is the same color as Xiaofeng's clothes. It seems that others think that the two are wearing couple clothes.
Coupled with two people, one is a handsome man and the other is a beautiful woman, it is easier for people to mistake it for a couple walking together.
Xiaoyun doesn't care. Having a handsome brother by her side is not a bad thing for her without a boyfriend. If people want to misunderstand, let them misunderstand.
But Xiaofeng remembered the dream last night.
In the dream, the elder sister seemed to want to take herself for herself, and was even willing to cut the younger brother in half.
As soon as he thought of this, Xiaofeng got goosebumps, and he deliberately kept a distance from his sister.
Walking to Jingxiu Street, the two felt even more awkward.
Because, on this Jingxiu Street, all the people who walked by were one-on-one couples who hooked their shoulders and backs, and you and me.
Everyone is holding hands and holding shoulders, but Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun are separated by a distance, you go yours, I go mine. And when I was a child, the two of them were so good that they were holding hands and shoulder-to-shoulder, which was a period of unguessing years.
That's how the two walked to the "Shimojima" café. The name of this café sounds a bit Japanese.
The two walked into the café together.
"What would you like to drink? We have a couple's coffee here that is more affordable than a la carte and is perfect for couples like you. A waiter approached enthusiastically.
Xiaoyun didn't say anything.
Xiaofeng was not happy, "What are your eyes, are we a couple?" My girlfriend hasn't come over yet? ”
The waiter was startled, but quickly put on a smiling face.
"Oh, I'm sorry. So what do you want to do? ”
"Well, it's still a couple's coffee, oh, just give me one. Sister, what do you want to drink? Little brother, do you have coffee here for single women? Get one for my sister. Xiaofeng sat down with a big grin.
"What?" Xiao Yun became angry, "Bring me a couple coffee too, my boyfriend will come over later." ”
"It's good, it's good, two couples' coffee." The waiter hurriedly wrote down a handy hand-picked order menu in his hand.
"Another tiramisu." Xiaofeng said.
"Give me a share too." Xiaoyun didn't budge either.
"Then I'll ask for another shaved ice, the most expensive kind, the fruity one." Xiao Feng stared at her sister fiercely.
"I want Hegendazs ice cream, the most expensive kind." Xiaoyun also pouted.
"A plate of fried chicken wings, a glass of the most expensive Bevel." Xiaofeng slapped the table, startling the waiter.
"Sorry, we don't sell beer here, and we don't have chicken wings." The waiter said, "We are a café here, and we only sell coffee, milk tea and desserts." ”
"Then get me another cup of the most expensive coffee." Xiaofeng said.
"Xiaofeng, are you crazy? Why do you order so much coffee? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to sleep at night after drinking? Xiaoyun began to feel sorry for his wallet.
When I came out with my brother, I must have paid for my sister. However, why did this little wind soar with himself to consume, and if he went down, he didn't empty his wallet?
Sister, I'm not a local tyrant, right?
"I like it. What do you think? Xiaofeng pouted, "I didn't sleep well last night, I'm sleepy, I just need coffee to refresh myself." Little brother, give me as much coffee as you have here. What Blue Mountain, Brazilian, Argentine, all give me a copy, the more expensive the better......"
"What are you messing around?" Xiao Yun was anxious and gave the waiter a look, "Little brother, let's order these first." ”
"Okay, let's make sure. You ordered two couples' coffees, two tiramisu, one fruit shaved ice, and one Hägendazs ice cream, right? The waiter asked.
"Another Hegen-Dazs ice cream, I'll eat it too." Xiaofeng added.
"Okay, add another Hägendazs ice cream." The waiter pressed the menu again, "Two, that's all there is to it, right?" If that's right, I'll go first. ”
"Wait, little brother, how much is it in total?" Xiaoyun was in a hurry, why did he order so much at once?
"Oh, it's three hundred and eighty dollars in total."
"What? Three hundred and eighty yuan? Why is it so expensive? That's what you ordered? Xiaoyun almost wanted to jump.
"It's not expensive. Two couples' coffees, a total of four cups of coffee, for a total of two hundred. Tiramisu fifty. Fifty shaved ice, twenty cups of Hagendazs. The waiter read the menu.
"Not expensive, not expensive. My sister is a lawyer, and she has money, so what is this money? Xiao Feng waved his hand, very chic.
The waiter smiled and walked away.
Xiaoyun was angry.
"Sister, are you angry? What is this little money? Don't you want to be a lawyer in the future, are you still so stingy? Xiaofeng said with a hippie smile.
"Who's a lawyer? I'm still a student, okay? Three hundred and eight, this is my living expenses for a month? Xiaoyun wanted to cry.
"Sister, be a generous person, don't be too stingy. Your brother and I have never spent money, and I don't blink an eyelid. What is this money? Xiaofeng turned his face up and squinted at Xiaoyun.
"Nonsense, it's not you who pay, of course you're generous. Bastard, let me tell you, I asked Xiaoyu to come out for you, and you should pay for it. Xiaoyun glared angrily.
Wipe it, just this little thing went to me three hundred and eighty? How many words do I have to code to earn it back?
In this family, only Xiaoyun is the person who knows how to plan carefully.
An old mother, who buys animals with money all day long, is keen on gambling, and basically has little money left.
A younger brother, the moon is gone, he has no savings, pickles girls and farts to make fox friends and dog friends, and spends money like running water.
"Sister, what you said is not right. Sister Xiaoyu is your friend, don't you usually want to come out with her? Do you invite people out and never spend money? ”
"That won't be. However, most of them are spent by Xiaoyu, and they are richer than me. Xiaoyun's face flushed, "However, she is indeed a very thrifty person, and she has to pick several stores to buy things." I'm far worse than her, I'm not as frugal as she is. But, no matter what, I'm much better than you, the Moonshine Clan. ”
"Oh, that's right. It seems that Sister Xiaoyu is still very suitable for our family. Xiao Feng's eyes rolled, "Well, it's still very good to marry such a wife." ”
Xiaofeng is not a fool. I am a moonlight clan, my mother is an animal fan, and my future wife is also a woman who spends money like water, I'm afraid this family will be finished.
"She's very frugal, and she hates moonshine like you the most. You don't have a half-dime deposit now, how can people choose you? Xiaoyu snorted coldly.
"Oh, really?" Xiao Feng was not surprised by this.
However, to be able to save money on your own, and having a number in your deposit, is really harder than climbing to the sky.
"Sister, can I be blamed for this? I don't have a good job, where is the money? I don't have any money, how can you let me save? ”
"You're wrong. Can't you save without money? You haven't heard people say that you have to save if you want to save. You don't even think about it, how can this money be saved? Your sister and I are not a stingy person, I still go to buy good things every month, right? But I can live in and out every month, and I can save one or two hundred by the end of the month. I'm just a student now, and I don't even have a job. I can save this money, you guys who have already worked to make money, why haven't you had half a dime by now? Xiaoyun said.
"Sister, can you save one or two hundred a month? Is it 18K's manuscript fee income? Xiaofeng asked.
"Not included." Xiaoyun raised his head proudly, "The income from the 18K manuscript fee is calculated separately, what I said is that I spend the 600 yuan of living expenses that my mother gave me every month, and I will spend it very economically, and I will have 100 yuan left at the end of the month." ”
"What?" Xiao Feng's eyes widened, "Sister, you dare to withhold the living expenses that your mother gave you?" You still told my mother that your monthly living expenses of 600 yuan are not enough? Sister, are you deliberately hiding and saving private money? No, I have to tell my mom to go. Hmph, I'll sue you for withholding living expenses, sue you for lying and concealing, and secretly save private money. See how Mommy will punish you! ”
"Huh?" At this moment, Xiaoyun was about to cry.
Alas, really, how can you tell this secret when you are so proud?
It's a dizzying source of pride??????