Chapter 389 [Your Farts Stink]

Xia Yu got into Chen Zhi's car, crossed Erlang's legs and hummed a song.

Chen Zhi said coldly: "What are you proud of, for the sake of you coming all the way over, I don't care about you!" ”

Xia Yu looked at her with a smile and didn't say anything more, besides, he was afraid that he wouldn't have anything to eat.

said that it was a cafeteria, but in fact, Chen Zhi took him to a private room, two people, four dishes and one soup, and the dishes were exquisite. ”

Chen Zhi looked at him inexplicably and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Tell me about what you just got angry about."

"I'm not angry."

"You have."

Chen Zhi glared at Xia Yu and said, "I, no, there is." ”

Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Childish." ”

Chen Zhi slapped the table and said angrily: "Who do you say is naΓ―ve? ”

Xia Yu tapped her with a finger and said with a smile: "Did you not hear it or did you deliberately not deny that you were jealous?" ”

Chen Zhi stood up with a dark face, and said coldly: "I still have something to do, you can do it yourself, if you want to leave, ask Tang Yun to take you out." After saying that, he was angry and pushed the door and left.

Xia Yu took a step over and took her hand and said, "What are you doing, you lost your temper again, I'm just joking, okay, okay, I'm wrong." ”

Chen Zhi didn't insist on leaving, turned around and said coldly: "Let go." ”

"Don't let go, if you're going to run, I'll hold on to it." Xia Yu said as he dragged her back and pressed her back to her seat.

"Scoundrel!" , Chen Zhi snorted and sat back in her position.

Xia Yu smiled: "Why do you say you have such a big temper?" If you don't like joking, then I'm not going to do it, right? ”

Chen Zhi didn't know that Weishenme just couldn't stand Xia Yu talking about her, but now that she thinks about it, it seems to be related to Xia Yu's call to Tang Yun before, she was really angry at that time, but after thinking about it carefully, she didn't understand that Weishenme was going to be so angry, and as a result, she wanted to use the topic to get mad about what Xia Yu said now.

She adjusted her mentality a little before she said, "You can go, I'm not angry." ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Really? You're welcome, aren't you? ”

Chen Zhi sat at the table with a straight face, looking at the dish in front of him, looking nervous as if he was facing a great enemy, Xia Yu hahadaxiao, picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat, and said with a smile: "Look at you like that, is it so exaggerated?" Eat well. ”

Chen Zhi felt that in front of Xia Yu, she was always led by him, and she felt aggrieved, but she still picked up the chopsticks and ate something, so as not to be more embarrassed to sit dry.

Xia Yu said: "Except for Tang Yun, are all your core members here?" ”

Chen Zhi finally felt something, frowned, and said, "You came this time, is there something wrong?" ”

Xia Yu nodded and said, "Well, it's related to you, but I can't tell you yet, and I'll tell you when I have the result." ”

Chen Zhi said: "You don't tell me anything, how do you want me to cooperate with you?" ”

"If you believe me, just do what I say, I won't hurt you anyway, what?"

Chen Zhi thought for a while and said, "You can't harm our organization." ”

"Of course."

"You, you say, what help do you need?"

At this time, Xia Yu's mind suddenly appeared at the price of using the mind reading technique just now: he asked to hold Chen Zhi from behind, put his chin on her shoulder, and said gently: "Your fart stinks." ”

Xia Yu's eyebrows twisted suddenly, he also wanted to say that when everyone read it once, zuihou would get it at a price, who knew that it would be settled so quickly, fortunately, it was just the price of this kind of small performance art, if there was another kiss to ten people, he would die directly.

"What's wrong with you?" Chen Zhi looked at Xia Yu's strange face, suddenly stopped talking, and couldn't help asking.

Xia Yu hurriedly smiled: "No, it's okay, where did you just go?" ”

"I asked you what help you wanted, what are you distracted thinking, so you don't want to be with me, I'll call Tang Yun back to cooperate with you."

Xia Yu saw that her eyebrows were raised high, and she felt very cute like that, and said with a smile: "I also said that you are not jealous, I am looking for Tang Yun for this matter, and I want to ask you to help, and also let you find a way for me to contact the members of your core group, where do you want to go?" ”

Chen Zhi's face turned red, but she still said stiffly: "How could I have thought of anything, you are originally a pervert!" ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Whatever, it doesn't matter what it is, what I just said, can you arrange it?" What Xiao An, Chen Wei and something. ”

"I'll take you on a tour of our research center and bring all of them with me."

"Okay." ,

Xia Yu had almost eaten, and seeing that Chen Zhi barely moved any chopsticks, he said strangely: "Why don't you eat?" Think I've eaten it? Chen Zhi said angrily: "When have I ever disliked you!?" I didn't eat much! ”

Xia Yu hurriedly said: "Okay, I was wrong again, be good, don't be angry." ”

"Good fart, hurry up and eat, we'll go over as soon as we're full." After saying that, he stood up and walked out, "I'll go and arrange it first." ”

Xia Yu saw that she was about to go out by pulling the door, so she hurriedly jumped over, reached out and wrapped her around her waist, and hugged her into her arms, Chen Zhi didn't expect Xia Yu to be like this at all, she didn't react at all, her mind was blank for a moment, her body froze there, she felt Xia Yu put her chin on her shoulder, she even stopped breathing, she wanted to say something, or directly shake Xia Yu away, but she suddenly found that her body was completely out of her control.

Or rather, if she's really a robot, her control chip program is out of order.

Who knew that Xia Yu suddenly spoke, and said unusually gently: "Chen Zhi, your fart stinks." ”

Chen Zhi's face turned red, and when she turned around, Xia Yu let go of her hand like a loach and slid away, and with that kick, the pear wood table was torn apart.

Xia Yu opened his mouth and thought that it was over, this time he was really mad.

As soon as she jumped up, she drilled out through the gap in the door, where was Chen Zhi willing to give up, and chased her out directly, kicking while chasing, and countless things on the road were kicked by her. The staff of the canteen and many of the generals and soldiers below watched Colonel Chen Zhi, who they originally respected as a god, go crazy and chase and kill a young man, and the young man was also very good, and his body was as fast as a small fish in the river, and every time he was caught or hit, he could always dodge at the last moment......

Half an hour later, Xia Yu sat in Chen Zhi's co-pilot, his face was OK and tense, although Chen Zhi still drove with a straight face, he had obviously lost his breath, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes still hid a sense of comfort after venting.

Xia Yu hugged his knees and said aggrievedly: "I came all the way here, but I was abused, why am I suffering......"

Chen Zhi smiled at the corner of her mouth and said lightly: "You deserve it, who made you cheap." ”

Xia Yu didn't explain, leaning on Yi's back, looking innocently ahead, Chen Zhi beat Xia Yu violently, his mood was surprisingly comfortable, it is estimated that he has not felt so comfortable in recent years, although he will not say that he will hum a song proudly, but his face, which was originally like a thousand years of ice, seems to be a lot softer.

When they came to the R&D center, Xiao An and others were already there to greet them, Xia Yu found that in addition to Xiao An and Chen Wei, there were three more people in their core group, two men and one woman, the men were very handsome and young, but the women were very difficult to see, and their eyes were so small that they could only be found with a magnifying glass.

Chen Zhi said: "You haven't seen these three people, let me introduce you, Ami, is a master of spiritual ability, spiritual power is very strong, the motor is a thunderbolt ability, this is Du Yu, a master of manipulating flames." Ami turned out to be the granddaughter of our Longteng patriarch, and now she is sent over to help us, Ma Ma and Du Yu are the top masters of the original Central Garrison Regiment, and I dug them up. Then he said to the three people: "This is our jishu consultant, you can just call Mr. Xia." ”

Ever since they saw Xia Yu, the three of them had been staring at him without taking their eyes off. Ami's eyes were too small to see any emotion, but the two men's eyes were full of hostility.

Ma Ma suddenly asked, "Teacher Xia, what kind of dialing consultant are you?" ”

Xia Yu scratched his head and said, "Uh... ...... in martial arts"

Including Ami, looking at his face full of OK tensions, his expression was very strange, Xia Yu also knew that his image was far from the martial arts jishu consultant, and couldn't help glaring at Chen Zhi.

Chen Zhi almost couldn't help laughing, and deliberately didn't help him out, and said lightly: "Teacher Xia's knowledge of martial arts is outstanding, you can communicate more." ”

Chen Wei heard Xiao An come back and said that he had seen Xia Yu and Chen Zhi make love in the middle of the road before, and he had already blown up his lungs, although he didn't dare to climb Chen Zhi, but he couldn't see some disgusting men getting her, especially Xia Yu, a lowly and vulgar man. Ma Ma and Du Yu because of their handsome appearance, as soon as Long Teng came to Chen Zhi, although he didn't like it, but it was better than Xia Yu, so he was very willing to see Xia Yu and these two men have a little thing, so he added fuel to the fire: "That's right, Mr. Xia knocked me down with one move last time, and I am still convinced." ”,

The two men were moved when they heard this, they knew Chen Wei's strength, if they could kill Chen Wei with one move, their strength would be extraordinary.

Chen Wei originally thought that Xia Yu would be modest, saying that the situation was special at that time, and he suddenly attacked and so on, but Xia Yu was completely defeated, and he didn't say a word of modesty, even Chen Zhi didn't say a word, as if he was taken for granted by Xia Yu's move.

"Then I really have to ask Teacher Xia for advice later." Du Yu's expression was a little dignified.

Chen Zhi patted Xia Yu on the shoulder and said, "Very good, he is also good at playing with fire." ”

Du Yu was stunned: "Teacher Xia is also playing with fire?" ”

Xia Yu thought to himself who wants to play with you, Lao Tzu has no time to play with you, and said with a smile on the surface: "I know a little bit of everything, and I am not good at anything." ”

The group walked all the way, Chen Zhi personally introduced to Xia Yu: "This research institute is mainly aimed at superpowers, we found that there are many people who are born with very strong mental power, but they may not be able to use it in their lifetime, our research institute is dedicated to the development of spiritual power, the transformation of spiritual power into combat effectiveness research." ”

Xia Yu looked all the way and found that the various departments and equipment in their institute were very sophisticated, and many staff members in white coats were working there in an orderly manner, although they were not very nervous, but they could see that they were all immersed in it, even if Chen Zhilai came, many people did not notice.

At this time, I came to a huge hall, there was a transparent glass cover in the center of the hall, covering a circular field, on which two people were fighting, and many staff were using various instruments to do testing.

Chen Zhi said: "This is the test place for some experimental results, and these two people should be used as research samples for superpowers." ”

An old man came over and said: "Colonel Chen, these two people are the only achievements recently, you came just in time, let's take a look, their physical fitness has improved by five percentage points, which is a very good result, but there is still no way to trigger some kind of superpower." ”

Those two people are fists and feet, and their combat power is indeed much stronger than that of ordinary special fighters, but for them, these super soldiers of the dragon, they don't even bother to look at it.

Chen Zhi said: "This glass cover is a special village material, which can prevent the damage of mental power from abnormal abilities, and it is similar to Chen Wei's protective cover. ”

Xia Yu felt that the time was right and started mind reading, while turning the topic into sensitive areas. "By the way, speaking of shields, I think of a knife, you know?"

Everyone looked at him, but no one answered, Xia Yu simply asked Xiao An directly: "You don't know who Confidant is, right?" ”

Xiao An smiled: "Of course you know, Princess Violet, we don't even know what her name is." ”

Xia Yu said: "But you must not know that she has a subordinate named Poison Cicada." ”

Everyone looked at each other, showing a look of ignorance, Xia Yu looked at Chen Wei and said, "Brother Chen doesn't know either?" ”

Chen Wei shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it." ”

Xia Yu found that what they thought in their hearts was the same as what they said, so he could only continue: "This poisonous cicada is the head of the Confessional Guard Regiment, protecting her closely, she is a super master, especially a knife in her hand, she can emit knife qi from a long distance, if she is here, whether it is Chen Wei or this glass cover, she will be vulnerable to her blow." ”

Chen Zhi raised her eyebrows, "Is this true?" ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Of course it's true, I fought with her, and I was almost dismembered, it's too powerful." ”

Xiao Anxin thought about how Xia Yu fought with the princess's bodyguard? Is it to assassinate the princess?

Chen Wei snorted coldly in his heart: "Vulnerable, it's really funny, *** has ability immunity, do you think everyone is as perverted as you." ”

Du Yu thought to himself: Idiot, grow up with other people's ambition to destroy your own prestige, see that this kind of idiot is also worthy of standing with Chen Zhi, and if you get close to Chen Zhi, I will kill you. Bastard!

Motor thought to himself: Chen Zhi is so punctual, the more she looks at it, the more she loves it. can marry her home, and I definitely can't help but indulge in lust every day, it's too tempting......

Xia Yu: "............ Grandma's, what are these two newcomers doing here? ”

After a few rounds, no matter what Xia Yu said about Violet, there was nothing abnormal about this group of people, that is, that Ami listened a little unrealistically without paying attention, it seems that her mental power is not only strong, but also has certain protective characteristics. And that motor and Du Yu are eight achievements for Chen Zhi to join the dragon Teng, full of Chen Zhi's name, if he and Chen Zhi say a word, the two of them will scold him in their hearts, how vicious they are, but on the surface they are all indifferent, these days, his mother is all hypocritical animals. ,

"Teacher Xia? Teacher Xia? Du Yu suddenly called him.

Xia Yu came back to his senses and was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

"How do you think those two people are so engrossed, that kind of fighting skills, it's too unpopular."

Xia Yu sighed: "I didn't watch it, I'm in a daze." ”

"What do you think about so fascinating?"

Xia Yu said casually: "Chen Zhi." ”

Everyone was stunned, including Chen Zhi, it was okay when no one was around, now that so many subordinates are here, Xia Yu is still talking so nonsense, her face is hot, and she was about to scold him for talking nonsense, Xia Yu has already laughed: "I was just thinking, Chen Zhi's leg skills are also very good, I don't know, the knife of the poisonous cicada is powerful, or Chen Zhi's legs are powerful." ”

The motor originally had a dark face, but he was relieved when he heard Xia Yu say this, and said with a smile: "Of course the captain is powerful, then you still need to ask." ”

Xia Yu said unceremoniously: "It's one thing for you to be sycophants, as a jishu consultant, of course I have to seek truth from facts, I estimate that the previous Chen Zhi is still slightly inferior, and now, I haven't made a specific assessment." ”

Chen Zhi nodded: "This evaluation is very important to me. ”

Du Yu looked at Xia Yu more and more unpleasantly, and suddenly said: "Teacher Xia, why don't we go down and practice our hands, and provide some parameter materials for the research here." ”

Xia Yu immediately waved his hand and said: "I'm a theoretician, I can't do actual combat, I really can't do actual combat." ”

Du Yu said with a smile: "It's not really playing with life, it's just playing casually, the captain said that you are also playing with fire, why don't we play with a few moves?" ”

Xia Yu heard him and said in his heart: Just play with your hair, see if I don't burn your face, the bird feathers will burn you, and see if you are still trying to get on Chen Zhi!

Xia Yu's heart was furious, and he deliberately leaned close to Chen Zhi, almost touching her arm, and said sideways: "Eh, what is your opinion?" ”

Chen Zhi just wanted to speak, Xia Yu suddenly sighed, stretched out his hand and twisted a hair on Chen Zhi's neck, and said with a smile: "It's ugly to die, a miscellaneous hair sticks here." ”

Chen Zhi touched it herself, didn't take it seriously, and said casually: "Very good, anyway, you are the jishu consultant, just go and give some advice." ”

Du Yu and the others almost fell out of their eyes when they saw it, Du Yu and the motor were even more jealous, and their intestines were so angry that they tied seventeen or eighteen knots, but this is not counted, Chen Zhi not only didn't care about Xia Yu's intimacy at all, but also leaned over to Xia Yu's ear and whispered, Du Yu's teeth were gritted, thinking that as long as Xia Yu was gone, he would definitely burn half his life, otherwise he would never give up.

Chen Zhi leaned next to Xia Yu and whispered, "Help me teach them a good lesson, so as not to know the height of the sky." ”

Xia Yu smiled, put his ear to her ear, and whispered: "There is a condition, you have to kiss me." ”

After speaking, he immediately flashed, and sure enough, Chen Zhi flew over with one kick, her face was slightly red, and she didn't know if she was ashamed or angry.

(To be continued)