Chapter 991: The strategy of drawing wages from the bottom of the kettle
"Come on Jiang Hao, we all support you as the squad leader."
"Jiang Hao, I bought your hand-drawn T-shirt, I have always been your most loyal fan, you must perform well, don't let us down, we will always love you."
"Jiang Hao, we are all ready to hold a celebration party for you, you must attend it then."
“……。”
Along the way, Jiang Hao met the students who greeted him warmly, as if they were very familiar with him, and Jiang Hao was sure that he had even seen the people who greeted him for the first time, let alone familiar.
"What's going on?"
Jiang Hao looked at the three guys with ghosts and hippie smiles beside him, pointed to the many students who greeted him and asked, and intuitively told Jiang Hao that this must be the ghost of the three guys.
"It's not because Brother Hao is too famous."
The pheasant giggled.
"What kind of T-shirt I drew myself, don't tell me I painted it myself, I can't draw that kind of ugly work." Jiang Hao looked at Zhang Yun, who was dodging his eyes, needless to say that it must have been from Zhang Yun's handwriting.
"That...... We are also using Brother Hao's reputation to make a little noise. Zhang Yun hurriedly cleared up the relationship, and pointed at Haonan without restraint: "It's all Haonan's attention, and I'm just holding a pen." ”
"I just came up with the idea, and the pheasant was mainly responsible for the sales." Haonan continued to continue the undisciplined exercise to the end, pointing at the pheasant condemningly and said: "I just said don't sell too much, you kid don't listen, what's the matter, something happened." ”
"I'll ...... You guy, who said I sold too little. The pheasant suddenly became angry, and said with teeth and claws: "Those logs compiled by this guy have attracted a large number of buyers, I am only responsible for delivery, and I am just a temporary worker who runs errands." ”
"Why are you still writing logs?"
Jiang Hao felt that in the past few days after leaving, what had happened was really rich enough, but he didn't find three unscrupulous roommates, and he was quite able to toss.
"Ahem...... It's just to give full play to my literary level, and in your name, I made up a journal several times and posted it on the forum. ”
Haonan swallowed and smiled.
"What logs? Give me an honest account! ”
Jiang Hao was so angry that he asked half-frightenedly, but he didn't expect that the three guys were quite neat, and they all dared to publish a log in their own name.
"Ahem......."
Haonan hesitated, squirming and didn't know what to say, he looked at Zhang Yun for help, and he really couldn't open his mouth.
"The content is very simple, it's all about women, what three-year-old secretly pinched the neighbor's girl's little ass, five-year-old broke the neighbor's glass, and eight-year-old gave underwear to her sister ......."
With a schadenfreude treacherous smile, Zhang Yun reported in 1510.
When Jiang Hao heard this, his face darkened, and he sighed secretly: "I didn't expect my childhood to be so colorful, it was enough to make a TV series, and I had a name in mind, called "The Woman Who Grew Up with Me""
"Brother Hao, you're not angry, are you?"
Haonan asked cautiously.
"Why are you angry with you? I'm no more, and I must have added a lot of trouble to you, and I can be regarded as compensation for you. ”
Jiang Hao waved his hand and let go of the three nervous guys, but I have to say that Haonan is really good at publicity, coughed dryly, and said seriously: "I'll look back and see how your literary level is, pay attention to the description, I don't want to go to the police station to catch you again." ”
"Brother Hao, if you can read it, I will continue to write it."
Hao Nan saw that Jiang Hao was not angry, and he smiled eagerly, quite aggressively.
"You still want to continue writing, my brother has been a pacesetter in the school since he was a child, he joined the Young Pioneers at the age of three, helped his grandmother cross the road at the age of five, and picked up garbage for landscaping at the age of eight...... But what you wrote...... I wanted to do it, but I didn't. ”
Jiang Hao scolded with a smile.
"Hey, hey."
The three immeasurable roommates smiled narrowly, in fact, the so-called log is just a merry history made up by Haonan ghostwriter and the three guys.
"I'm smiling a lot."
Taylor led the three roommates to meet him, glanced at Jiang Hao coldly, and said disdainfully: "There are times when you cry." ”
"Cry your sister."
The pheasant directly burst into a foul mouth, and his favorite thing is to go straight, directly test the strength and fists to solve the problem, dare not accept it, and hit you all over the ground looking for teeth.
"Are you too embarrassed to go out? No lonely ghosts knocking on your doors? Even if we cry, we won't be scared to cry. ”
Haonan has a poisonous mouth, specifically exposing the short.
"I'll draw a picture of a hundred ghosts traveling and give it to you for a good appreciation." Zhang Yun also joined the ranks of confrontation and poked at the opponent's weakness.
"You ......."
Taylor's faces turned red with three people's popularity, and the deeds of the three people who were afraid of ghosts had already been spread throughout the campus as a joke, and it could be said that everyone knew about it.
Taylor still can't figure out what exactly happened that night, and every time he thinks about what happened that night, even during the day, he feels the wind gusting overcast.
"The people I invited are coming one by one, I want to see, what kind of people have you invited? The position of squad leader, I am bound to win. ”
Taylor raised his head arrogantly and squinted at Jiang Hao.
"You don't deserve it."
Jiang Hao lazily spit out three words.
"Whether it is worthy or not, after the performance starts, let's see the real chapter."
Taylor snorted angrily, waved his hand, and walked towards the school gate with his three ugly-faced roommates in front of him, ready to welcome the invited performers.
The head teacher Chen Qiang announced in public that whoever invited the most popular at the wedding party would become the class leader, and the other one would naturally be the deputy class leader.
"After you go back, continue to go to the forum to attack, this kind of coward is not worthy of being a squad leader."
The pheasant looked annoyed and agitated indignantly.
"Yes."
Haonan and Zhang Yun nodded in agreement.
Jiang Hao saw it, no wonder Taylor pinched with the three roommates as soon as they met, it turned out that they had already started a verbal fight in private, and this hatred value was really not low!
"Brother Hao, to be honest, how are you preparing?"
Haonan asked with concern.
"It's not me performing on stage, what am I going to prepare?"
Jiang Hao rolled his eyes at the three immeasurable roommates.
Zhang Yun said expectantly: "Brother Hao is very sure at a glance, in the end, those stars have been invited, and we can give you a reference." ”
"There's really no invitation."
Jiang Hao said truthfully. He has been increasing his mental strength all day long recently, and where he has the kung fu to invite any star to participate in the welcome event, he really doesn't have that kung fu.
"It's too late to invite now, it's okay, we'll try to help you invite some to cheer." Haonan had a look on his face that was fortunate that I had been prepared.
"Yes, many of your fans also support you, saying that they will mobilize family relationships, and they will definitely invite a few guests for you, and they will not let you be cold."
Zhang Yun also reported what he knew.
"You're all so eager to win?"
Jiang Hao asked funny, no matter how you look at it now, I feel that the three guys are more enthusiastic than myself to participate in the wedding party, and I seem to be redundant.
"Gotta win."
The three guys roared in unison with a determined face.
"It's not easy to win."
Jiang Hao saw that it was rare for the three of them to work together once, so he decided to fulfill the wishes of the three guys and won this wedding party.
"I know that Brother Hao has a way, Brother Hao said what to do with you?"
Haonan licked his face and asked treacherously.
"Tell me about it."
Zhang Yun and the pheasant also smiled expectantly. Jiang Hao's identity has always been a mystery, so that the three of them can't see through it at all, they unanimously believe that as long as Jiang Hao wants to win, he will definitely defeat Taylor easily, which they have never doubted.
"The solution is very simple, that is, grab all the guests he invited, so that no one can use them, won't we succeed?"
Jiang Hao said with a smile.
"The bottom of the kettle is drawn, this trick is really ruthless."
The pheasant nodded his head in approval.
"The point is, how can the invited guests help us for no reason? This is completely counterintuitive, is it possible? ”
Zhang Yun scratched his head suspiciously: "This time, the lineup of personnel invited by Taylor is very strong, not to mention that they are all snatched up, even if half of them are willing to help us fight, we have a great hope of winning." ”
"It took a lot of effort for Taylor to drag all kinds of relationships and contact these people, no matter how strong our efforts are to dig the foot of the wall, it is estimated that it is a bit mysterious."
Haonan also looked at Jiang Hao in disbelief, Jiang Hao's every decision was always unexpected, this kind of harmful method, he had never thought of it once, compared with Jiang Hao, it seemed that he was still a little worse, if this trick was used in the mall, it would definitely work wonders.
"As long as you want to do it, you don't have to worry about no way at all, there are always more ways than difficulties, everyone has needs, as long as the needs of the other party are met, are you still worried that the other party will not help us?"
Jiang Hao went up to the bedroom building lightly.
"But to deal with so many people, the cost must be low."
Haonan is a qualified businessman, everything is oriented to interests, according to his calculations, it is really not worth it to snatch the position of a squad leader, because if you want those people to help you in turn, you must pay a higher price, and the gains outweigh the losses!
"You don't have to spend a penny."
Jiang Hao said as he went upstairs.
"How's that going to work?"
The three of them were stunned and asked with an incredulous expression.
"The answer, look at it slowly and you will know the way." Jiang Hao deliberately sold a pass, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face.
Actually, he really can't explain it yet, because he can't explain it at all.
In Jiang Hao's opinion, people will have weaknesses, especially these famous people who are invited, there must be a lot of unbearable memories who don't want people to know the Tao.
If you want the other party to help you, you just need to use the other party's memory and broadcast the other party a little, and the other party is not obedient? Not to mention spending money to hire someone, in the end, in order to please himself, the other party even gives himself money to help keep the secret!
Of course, Jiang Hao will not go to the evil to break the news about people's privacy, at most it is the irrelevant aspects of the revelation, such as whether the other party's chest is silicone, which plastic surgery hospital where the face is made, and how many boyfriends he has .......
As long as you want to find it, there is no answer that you can't find!
"I'm looking forward to it."
The three of them all looked at Jiang Hao, who was full of confidence, suspiciously, and they all agreed that Jiang Hao must have prepared in advance, and now he deliberately pretended to be calm, yes, it must be like this.
Jiang Hao walked to the door of the dormitory, pushed the door and entered the room, and was stunned for a moment, only to see that his bed was empty, and all the bedding and washing utensils received from ......the school had disappeared.
"Ahem...... It's good to be a celebrity, even if it's a stinky sock, someone likes it, that ...... We ...... all Brother Hao's things Sold. ”
Hao Nan coughed a few times dryly, scratching his head embarrassedly, as long as it is profitable, Hao Nan, a guy who is full of business in his bones, will pounce on it, and sell Jiang Hao's goods, which is naturally his idea.
"How much did it sell?"
Jiang Hao shook his head speechlessly, if he didn't come back, the bed would probably be demolished!
"A lot."
The pheasant scratched his head and smiled excitedly.
"Divide me, and I'll forgive you." Jiang Hao faced the bare bed and scolded with a smile.
"Okay, then please trouble Brother Hao to change the bed with logistics, I have already posted a post to sell your supplies for a long time......." Haonan said proudly.
"......."
Jiang Hao kicked it in vain, eager to kick this guy who got into the eye of money and kicked it away.