Brother 322 About Kidney Deficiency
"I said, you little fat man, you are that kind of demon beast, Lao Tzu has been in various prefectures back then, and I have never seen a demon beast like you in all districts."
"It's black, black and white, fat and fat, it's quite like a bear, but I love to eat it so much, isn't it a demon pig that has mutated?"
"Hey, it's true, this kid has been eating since just now, and he's been eating for more than half an hour, ya, I haven't eaten in five hundred years."
"You're okay, I'm trapped to death by those evil fangs, I didn't eat or drink, and I was hungry before I died"
"Little fat man, don't eat it, or we will roast you as a barbecue to eat" A strong man really couldn't hold back, and was stimulated by the variety of food in his hands, this little fat man, it's too inauthentic.
Chubby was stunned for a moment, obviously hearing the last sentence of the most decorated sentence, his mouth stopped moving, looked at the sky above Lu, blinked his mouth and hummed, "I am a panda, a national treasure, I can't eat it, the man will lose his kidney after eating it, and the woman will have kidney loss after eating it, but her husband will have kidney loss."
The souls are quiet, who is this little fat mother, really, Mrs., vicious, especially to men.
Fat Fat saw that these "dead people" didn't tease him anymore, so he was satisfied and continued to eat, and his mother was really right, whether it was a verbal attack or any attack, he had to hit the point.
"By the way, uncles, what is kidney deficiency?"
Little Chubby is still very simple, although he knows that this is the key point for men, but because Mao is the key point, he can't figure it out.
"Well, that, kidney deficiency is not good health. If you're not in good health, it's not fragrant to eat."
"So this kidney, it still needs to be protected"
Chubby suddenly realized, it turns out that the kidneys are so important, the food is not fragrant, it is really serious, and the kidneys must be protected in the future......
"And. Also, although you are a demon beast, the most important thing about this man is ......"......
When Chubby accepted the "common sense" indoctrination of these unscrupulous to shameless, boring to the point of having nothing to do, an hour finally passed.
Zuo Wei was fully prepared in her heart, planning to face these kendo powerhouses to be "entertained", but the pillar of light dispersed, and she was stunned when she saw it.
Chubby was sitting cross-legged on the ground. Fruit cores, meat and bones that fell to the ground next to it. And it was holding a notebook, and it was writing something seriously......
Zuo Wei is entangled, this kid can write when he is a god? Well, that's not the point. The point is whether it is recording what the souls are saying.
"The most important thing for a man is to last"
"Man, you can't say no"
"If you chase a girl, you must be shameless. As long as you look at it, you have to stick it, just like sticky candy, or you don't give it up. For those love rivals, you must do whatever it takes, and for girls, you must pay all the warmth"
"And, there'......"
Zuo Wei raised her head, and her face was not enough to express that she was depressed, she had elite children, and the cultivation plan of the new generation of motherland flowers had been trampled on by these unscrupulous "predecessors" (someone had forgotten who instilled those black-bellied thoughts in the chubby children, and also, kidney loss...... )。
Finally, a strong man noticed Zuo Wei's appearance and shouted, "Ha, this little girl is out"
Chubby stopped writing, got up quickly, ran to Zuo Wei's side, and shouted "Mom, Mom".
The souls were shocked, so what, Mom? The mother who taught the little fat man to have a kidney deficiency? Well, they thought it was a middle-aged woman who was so strong, but now that they saw Zuo Wei being the mother in the fat mouth, the mood was similar to going crazy.
"Little girl, you dare to run into our sword mound for the advancement of elemental master, are you provoking us again?"
"That's it, don't you know that we are all your predecessors here?"
Zuo Wei had already expected that they would be in trouble about this, so he thought of the words, "Seniors, I was already an elemental master before I practiced kendo, but later under the opportunity, I went to the path of sword cultivation, to be honest, I really want to become a sword cultivator, because I like the freedom of sword cultivation, I like its free and uninhibited, independent legacy, this Yuan Li breakthrough is also a helpless move, moreover, the younger generation also wants to come to the sword mound to test themselves, and can comprehend a higher and deeper kendo in the sword mound."
After saying this, these kendo powerhouses felt relieved, saying that this little girl's elemental master talent was so high that they all felt horrified, but they chose to enter the Sword Sect instead of the Fa Sect, that is a proof, people think that sword cultivation is more promising, which makes them proud of being a sword cultivator all their lives, and how can the seniors who regard the sword as their lifelong love not be happy.
The so-called thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn, not to mention that Zuo Wei did not have a word of falsehood, and her eyes were so sincere that these old and spicy powerhouses felt her firmness.
Sword cultivation, the most important character is to be firm! Self-improvement!
Zuo Wei made them very satisfied, not only satisfied, but also immediately rose to the point of liking, what, the talent of the elemental master is so strong, the talent of the kendo is not covered, look, the aura of the killing sword on this body is not fake!
Well, once you love it, it feels pleasing to the eye everywhere, before I obviously thought that Zuo Wei's entry into the sword mound was a provocation to them, but now it immediately turns into Zuo Wei is courage is commendable, and the heart of loving kendo is commendable......
"Since you're in, then we're going to give you a chance to take a good look at our kendo! Brothers, show your hand! ”
Brush, dozens of male figures suddenly appeared in front of Zuo Wei, illusory, unable to see the real face, one of the men in green clothes and gorgeous robes, lightly pulled out his long sword, and snorted coldly, "Little girl, look at it, this is my sword path of rain!" ”
"Drizzle!" A sword strikes, a light rain falls from the sky, the tip of the sword shakes, every misty raindrop, fluttering and sprinkling, dense, brush, suddenly, every moment the raindrop extends, turning into a long sword, soft, lingering, but there is no gap.
"Heavy rain!" With a bang, the long sword made a sharp neighing sound, like a big raindrop, majestic, falling with an irresistible momentum, and each sword contained a killing intention.
The "Storm of Rain" brushed and pulled, spinning raindrops, entrenched together, swirling, turning into a storm, sonorous, sonorous, in the storm, countless sword blades intersected, making a piercing grinding sound, and the storm periphery, densely packed with hideous sword tips was shocking.
Brush, indifferently put away the sword, the man said lightly, "My rain sword, the best at group attack, pay attention to seamless, so that people have no way to escape", after speaking, it is very high-minded and disappears.
Zuo Wei didn't answer, but pursed his lips tightly, closed his eyes and recalled everything he had seen before, the rain, it turned out to be sad, or lingering rain also has such a side, dense, without any gaps......
"Heh, it's my turn next, little girl......" A man was about to show his sword path, but suddenly paused, and the souls around him were also stunned.
"Don't disturb her, this little girl is having an epiphany!"
Many souls were speechless, and they didn't know what to say, Ya, just let you take a look at their swordsmanship, wouldn't it be so violent, and they would be enlightened so quickly?
Just showed Zuo Wei the sword of the rain The strong man wants to cry without tears, what, Zuo Wei is trying to make him feel ashamed, he realized at a glance, do you want to let my former wave be slapped to death on the beach by you?
In fact, Zuo Wei had an epiphany of the sword of the rain, not without reason, uh, the basic necessary conditions, it goes without saying that superman has the understanding of the way of the sword, the second point, Zuo Wei has comprehended the mystery of fast and slow before, the mystery of fast is perfect, and complement each other, the mystery of slow is also improving at a rocket-like speed, the sword of rain, drizzle, heavy rain, in fact, there is also a fast and slow mystery, the so-called any attack, there are fast and slow sides, this is the foundation, the foundation is there, then there is a stimulus, that is, the legendary inspiration, perhaps called epiphany.
Unfortunately, the strong man who got the sword path of rain just now gave Zuo the only inspiration.
It gave her an epiphany!
For Zuo Wei, epiphany knows no time or place, just a little bit of inspiration.
Chubby was used to it, and looked at the fuss with contempt, and he had never seen the same "uncles" in the world, and then sat down and continued to eat......
After a long time, Zuo Wei finally woke up from his epiphany.
"Eh, I'm sorry, seniors, it was the juniors who were slacking off just now" let these seniors look at themselves in a daze, what, it's a little guilty.
"It's nothing, it's fine, it's good, it's good," said a strong man with some incoherence.
"Well, little girl, what did you have an epiphany?"
A man finally couldn't hold back his doubts and asked.
Zuo Wei smiled faintly and said, "I only realized that the sword path of rain is just scratching the surface, and it can't form the drizzle of the predecessor just now, let alone the torrential rain."
"Uh, fur? Do you have to mean, you got the sword path of the rain? Do you have the will to kendo? ”
Zuo Wei touched his chin, the will of the sword path of the rain? Isn't it similar to the Killing Kendo Will mode?
"Does this count?" Stretching out his hand, the front was spread out, and a drop of water suddenly appeared on Zuo Wei's middle finger, floating, brushing, and suddenly turning into a transparent small sword.
Hiss, hiss, hiss, gasps.
"Really? I'll go, I'll come next, I'm the Fire Sword Dao! ”
"Your sister, flash aside, Lao Tzu is the fast sword, this little girl knows at a glance that the mystery of the fast way is perfect, Lao Tzu wants to teach her, she will definitely be able to form the sword intent of fast!"
"You die, I'm still the sword intent of slow, don't you understand that fast and slow complement each other? Anyway, you have to raise the sword intent of Slow first! ”
"What is fast and slow, I still have the sword intent of the clouds, the clouds are ethereal and invisible, the girl learns, the temperament will be very good, she must like this ......"
"No wonder, you're so sissy!"
"Dead ghost, what are you talking about, you want to fight?!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you, dead sissy!" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )
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