Chapter 112: No Underwear? Play to death!
These people, although they are just tricks, Li Yi has not forgotten the harm they have brought to himself and Guo Ling, and he has not cleaned them up, just because he has always been put on hold by some things, and he has not had time to rectify these characters.
Seeing each other here today, it suddenly aroused Li Yi's hatred.
Li Yi put his hands behind his back, looked at Kang Ping, and sneered: "Kang Ping, dare to present it in front of me?" ”
Kang Ping completely lost the arrogance and arrogance of the past, collapsed his face, and bowed to his chest again and again: "Yi Shao, I'm sorry!" I have no eyes, I blame you, you are a lot, just treat me as a fart, let me go! ”
Wang Yang stepped forward and said with a smile: "Yi Shao, I just passed, I brought them over today, I am the one who accepts the reward and punishment, these few blind rabbit cubs, how to do what they like, how to do it, tell them to crawl and walk, they don't dare to kneel and walk." If you have something to say inside, it's cold outside, don't freeze it. ”
This guy, his mouth is conversation, Li Yi under his guidance, entered the full garden, and came to a large box.
Wang Yang moved a chair, put it on the side, invited Li Yi to sit down, and shouted to the four people, "Don't roll over yet!" Make amends to Yi Shao! ”
Kang Ping and the four of them came over obediently, lined up, and stood in front of Li Yi, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, not even daring to speak out.
Li Yi was a little puzzled, co-authored these gentlemen, added them together today, and walked towards himself to ask for sin?
Didn't you come to make a fuss, to play a moth?
Or are these guys retreating as advancing, and what kind of crooked idea are they playing? Last time, I teamed up with Lu Jun and almost put myself together, if it wasn't for my own heart, I would have set up a game, and I would have suffered a loss in that matter.
Today's thing is weird, but it's still heart-oriented.
These people are usually used to playing tricks, and their temperament has changed suddenly, and they are unreasonable! If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!
Especially that Kang Ping, he has been taught many times, and he still has to make a ghost every time he meets! As the saying goes, the country is easy to change, and the endowment is difficult to move! If these people can take the initiative to admit their mistakes, then the dog won't eat!
Li Yi sat calmly, looking at these four guys, his eyes were full of disdain, and he was stunned even though he let the horse come.
Kang Ping raised his head, Hou Jie rolled up and down, looking very frightened and full of helpless resentment, and took the lead in speaking: "Yi Shao, I have done a lot of things to blame before, I was wrong!" If you want to beat and punish, whatever you want, as long as you are willing to spare me! ”
"Really?" Is this a sincere admission of mistakes? Li Yi sneered.
"Yes, I admit my mistake!" Kang Ping hung his head and said. {Starter}
"Then learn to listen to the dog bark twice." This is Wang Yang, this guy likes to make a fool of himself the most: "You have to hint at the sincerity of admitting your mistakes to Yi Shao first, right?" ”
"Wang! Barking! Kang Ping didn't even say a word of rebuttal, and immediately learned to bark as a dog.
Chen Xiang and Xiao Jianfei stood beside Li Yi, silently watching all this, their faces different.
Li Yi frowned and snorted coldly, "Why am I calling Young Master Wang when I hear it!" ”
Wang Yang was stunned for a moment, and haha smiled: "This dead man, he can't even learn how to bark a dog, Yi Shao, or do you want him to learn to crawl with a dog?" ”
Li Yi glared at him, and from his smiling face, it could be seen that he was really playing a cup, not playing some conspiracy. What's going on here? These four people weishenme suddenly came to ask for punishment from themselves? Among them, Li Yi couldn't even think of it if he wanted to break his head.
Kang Ping hurriedly responded, "Okay, I'll learn to crawl with a dog, as long as Yi Shao is happy!" Then he bent down and lay on the ground, crawling on the ground with his buttocks cocked, and his mouth was still watering twice from time to time.
"Giggles! There were two waitresses in the box, and when they saw this scene, they couldn't hold back any longer, covered their mouths and laughed. There are many monkeys who play tricks, but it is rare to play tricks and this person is willing to be played!
Li Yi was still indifferent, mainly because these people were too annoying to him, and the lessons of the past made him dare not easily believe what he saw in front of him.
Seeing that Li Yi was unmoved, Wang Yang smiled again: "Yi Shao, come up with an idea, how do you want to punish him!" ”
Li Yi glanced at the window and said coldly, "This is the second floor, even if it is a restaurant, the floor height is a little higher than that of ordinary houses, at most it is only one zhang high, right?" ”
Qin Simei smiled: "Yi Shao is right, less than four meters tall." ”
Li Yi got up and pushed open the window, pointed outside, and sneered: "Kangping, strip naked, jump from here, I believe in the sincerity of apologizing!" ”
Wang Yang looked outside, and found that there was a concrete floor outside, standing on the window and jumping, at most five meters high, jumping from a five-meter-high premises, luck haode words, maybe there is no shit, bad luck, at most the butt is a little tortured, nothing big happens, so hahadaxiao said: "Or Yi Shao will play!" Trapeze, fun! Playful! He clapped his palms and shouted, "Kangping, did you hear Yi Shao's advice?" Why don't you take off your clothes and jump off? ”
Kang Ping leaned on the windowsill and looked down, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "I have a fear of heights!" ”
Wang Yang kicked it over, scolding my mother today, I don't dare to jump so high? Believe it or not, I kicked it down? Hurry up, if you don't hurry up, Yi Shao is going to increase the yard again, and if you jump down from the fourth floor, it will be dead! ”
Kang Ping's eyes flashed with infinite hatred, but he was really afraid that Li Yi would ask him to jump from the fourth floor, so he hurriedly said, "I'll jump, I'll jump!" "Three times five divided by two, I took off my clothes, leaving only one ku.
The two waitresses, curious and shy, covered their eyes and peeked through their fingers.
Kang Ping sighed shortly, shivering with cold, and said in a trembling voice: "Yi Shao, this won't get rid of it, right?" ”
Li Yi scolded: "I'm afraid that it will be immoral, this will not be eliminated, jump!" ”
Kang Ping said, "Is it that after I jumped, Yi Shao was willing to forgive me?" ”
Li Yi said, "Jump down first, wait below, when I leave, it will imply forgiveness." If I run around before I leave, then my passing will be invalid! ”
Kangping gritted his teeth. Luo snorted, "Words have to be counted!" Don't trouble my family again in the future! ”
Li Yi said, "I want to vomit when I see it!" If you don't come to me, I'm too lazy to look for it!
Get out! ”
Kang Ping shook his legs and climbed to the edge of the window, a biting cold wind blew in his face, like a knife on him, so cold that he shivered for a while, he turned his head and glanced at Li Yi, Li Yi sat with a blank face, until this moment, he still didn't believe that Kang Ping would take the initiative to admit his mistake.
He's waiting to see a good show, to see what tricks these guys can pull up to.
Kang Ping saw that Li Yi didn't change his mind and asked him to come down, so he looked at Wang Yang, "I hope Wang Yang can intercede with Li Yi and spare this experience." But Wang Yang glared at him fiercely, and then resumed his disrespectful face.
Kang Ping sighed in resignation, looked at the gray sky, faced the cold wind, stretched out his arms, and bent down, bent his knees, jumped from the windowsill like a diving man.
"Yo! A painful shēn groan came from below.
Everyone went to the windowsill to look, only to see Kangping sitting on the ground, moaning and screaming.
Not far below is Fugui Street, Leng Buding someone jumped off the building naked, immediately aroused the crowd of onlookers, and soon, a group of people gathered below to watch the excitement, around Kang Ping pointed. Kang Ping was in pain and ashamed, but he didn't dare to leave, so he jumped around underneath from the cold, resisting the cold with exercise.
Someone threw a piece of clothing to him, and he didn't dare to wear it, so he threw it back. A kind grandmother stepped forward and asked him if he was here naked. Where did Kang Ping dare to answer truthfully? It's just exercise, tempering the body. Naked exercise in winter is the most tempering for the body.
Seeing this scene, Wu Bin and the other three were shocked! All of them had very painful and frightened expressions on their faces.
"Sure enough, there is sincerity!" Li Yi rubbed his chin and thought, ***, what's going on?
Could it be that this guy Kangping has fallen under a spell? Or is it a bitter meat trick?
Wang Yang clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay, Kangping's matter can be regarded as a write-off." Next, it's the turn of Young Master Wu. Yi Shao, how to play them? Do you tell them to do the same, strip naked and jump down from here? ”
Wu Bin was shocked, "I also have a fear of heights!" ”
Tian Wei shouted, "I'm afraid of the cold, I've always been afraid of the cold, and I'll catch a cold when I'm cold." ”
Hu Bin covered his bottom and said loudly: "I can't take off my ku, I don't wear an inner ku, I have developed this habit of not wearing an inner ku." ”
,“haha! At this moment, even a few men couldn't help but daxiao.
Wang Yang pointed at Hu Bin daxiao and said, "This guy actually goes out without wearing an inner ku!" Think you're still three-year-old? Three-year-old Maomao has to wear a diaper when he goes out! haha! Check to see if you're wearing diapers! ”
Hu Bin is the nephew of a faint director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, Chen Xiang has also heard of this person's despicable reputation, relying on an uncle who is an official, who is rampant in the city, especially likes to mix with Huahua Tai Sui Wu Bin, plus Tian Wei, the son of the director of the Municipal Construction Committee, Tian Wei, the three of them formed a lewd trio, specializing in bullying those yellow flower girls in the school.
Later, he was sued by the student's parents to the province, and the two adults were ruthless, punished, and were released again after a symbolic period of detention in the detention center.
After coming out, they didn't dare to mess with the student girls, but they set their eyes on those plump good family fu girls, coercing you, plus the means, they can often get it. The good family fu girl is not as good as the student girl, but there is no other charm. The most important thing is that most of the good family fu girls are afraid that they will cause family discord if they are exposed, or that the positions of the family members will be pinched in the palm of the hands of the parents of these three people.
At this moment, seeing these three guys who are not even as good as dogs in front of Li Yi, Chen Xiang is really surprised and surprised! I thought again, I wonder how Li Yi will play these three fools to death? @