"67" is a difficult little ghost! (below)
"What's wrong?" Ouyang Xiasha asked loudly before the children's shoes arrived.
Hearing the familiar voice that made them feel safe, the children, who were still very panicked, slowly calmed down, and then saw the figure that walked in, the figure worthy of dependence, and the suspended heart instantly returned to where it should be. Suddenly, a sentence silently and unconsciously appeared in everyone's hearts: 'It's good to have a boss!' ’
"Boss, don't come here." Du Shanshan, who was trembling in the crowd, was excited and happy when she saw her boss coming, but when she thought of what was in front of her, she couldn't help but worry, so she shouted loudly.
"Why? Uncle Word, what about them? What about you? Ouyang Xiasha heard Du Shanshan's warning, and did not stop her steps, but sped up, and asked suspiciously as she walked.
When he walked not far from the children, Ouyang Xiasha suddenly understood the reason why the children were so nervous, to be honest, an ordinary adult, seeing such a big king cobra in front of him, he would feel cautious and scared, not to mention a group of half-grown children.
Ouyang Xiasha used the Taoist cultivation technique, jumped up a few times, and suddenly fell down quickly above the king cobra, and when she was less than a meter away from the king cobra, she quickly pinched the neck of the king cobra and the position of seven inches of the tail, and instantly subdued a king cobra.
When he saw that there were no fangs in the mouth of this king cobra, Ouyang Xiasha was even more sure that it was the prank of the little ghost that Xi Yu said, just a trick to scare and scare people.
"Boss!"
"Boss! You okay? ”
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Seeing such a powerful poisonous snake, caught so easily by the boss's uniform, the children had already forgotten the fear when they saw the king cobra just now, and suddenly looked at Ouyang Xiasha with bright eyes, and then rushed to Ouyang Xiasha as if they had seen their idols, shouting excitedly and concernedly.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry, it's just a prank of some 'people', this king cobra is a paper tiger, and its fangs have already been pulled out." Ouyang Xiasha said slowly, and at the same time showed the king cobra's mouth to the children to prove that what she said was true, of course, when speaking, she especially emphasized the word 'person'.
"Who is so lacking in virtue?" Peng Yu said helplessly.
"It's just that it's really lacking in virtue." Du Shanshan echoed with a look of approval.
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Ouyang Xiasha listened to the children's complaints and shook her head helplessly.
I thought: If she doesn't tell them, this king cobra and the things in the morning are all done by that immoral imp, will it be a little unkind?
"It's good that the boss is here, otherwise we would have been trapped over there by this paper tiger. But then again, boss, your martial arts are so powerful, even more powerful than in martial arts TV. Wang Ziheng looked at Ouyang Xiasha and said with a look of adoration. And his words also interrupted Ouyang Xiasha's thoughts.
"Don't worry, you will become like me in the future." Ouyang Xiasha said with a smile.
"Really? Boss, we can be like you. ”
"Boss, really? Are you sure? ”
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The children scrambled to ask.
"Of course it's true." Ouyang Xiasha looked at this group of excited little children and said gently. But I thought to myself: Of course they can become like her, otherwise how can they help her do things?
But in the eyes of the children, how does the usually good-looking smile look today, how treacherous, and their sixth sense is also telling them, there must be something wrong with the boss's smile, it is like a wolf grandmother who wants to kidnap Little Red Riding Hood, but later it turns out that not only the sixth sense of women is more accurate, but also the sixth sense of children is very accurate.
"By the way, what about Uncle Ci? And Yi Chenyi, Mu Qingcang, Qiao Yelei, and the Xiahou brothers? Why haven't you seen them all this time? Suddenly finding that a few familiar figures were missing, Ouyang Xiasha asked suspiciously.
"Boss, Uncle Ci and Uncle Cook don't know what's going on, they fainted just now when there was no snake. As for Brother Yi, they were afraid that the boss wouldn't be able to come back for breakfast, so they helped the boss get breakfast first, and just went back to the dormitory with breakfast and waited for the boss to go. Wang Ziheng replied affirmatively.
After listening to Wang Ziheng's words, Ouyang Xiasha understood that the five seemed to be nothing, so she walked in the direction of Uncle Ci and them in a hurry, probed her pulse, and breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that she was just hypnotized! It seems that the prank imp doesn't want Uncle Zi and them to interfere with his prank.
Sure enough, as Brother Xi said, he is a naughty ghost who has no intention of harming others and only likes to play pranks...
However, Uncle Ci's cultivation should also be on the agenda, otherwise, according to what Brother Xi said, there are many people in this world who are stranded in the mortal realm, how will Uncle Ci protect themselves in the future? And how can you help yourself do things? Not every evil ghost is like this little ghost who appears today, and has no intention of harming others.
Together with the children, Uncle Ci and the chef were lifted up and leaned on the stool in the restaurant, and then Ouyang Xiasha opened her mouth and caressed the children: "Okay, okay, it's okay, they may have gotten up too early today, rushed over all the way, and made breakfast for us non-stop, a little tired, just fell asleep, just woke up after a while, don't worry, now everyone go to breakfast, after breakfast, go to the classroom I said yesterday." ”
After saying that, seeing that the children had already started to cook, and they didn't take today's matter too seriously, Ouyang Xiasha was completely relieved, after all, it would be bad if there was any psychological shadow.
Then she turned around and walked in the direction of the bedroom, since the five of them had helped her get food, she couldn't brush off the kindness of others, anyway, where was not to eat.
I thought that this matter would be over, but less than an hour after the king cobra incident, something happened again, and there was more than one.
After the children finished breakfast, they listened to Ouyang Xiasha's words very much and went to their classroom to gather, but as soon as the children pushed the door, a basin of sewage fell on the children walking in front of them with a 'bang', and it also reflected the eyes of Ouyang Xiasha and the five who walked behind the children.
Ouyang Xiasha stroked her forehead with a headache, stepped forward, and said comfortingly to the children whose clothes were wet and soiled by sewage: "A few of you, go back and change your clothes first, it's not good to catch a cold because of this, remember to take a hot shower by the way, get it all done, and then come to class." ”
"Got it, Boss." The children nodded affirmatively, then turned and ran in the direction of the dormitory.
Then Ouyang Xiasha said to the children who were still fine on the side: "You stand behind me, I will go first." ”
"Xia Xia, let's do it!" Ouyang Xiasha is a girl after all, it's not good to be injured, who knows what else is behind, so the five said against.
"No, I'm quicker than you, and it's just a prank." Ouyang Xiasha shook her head and said negatively. It's not that she Ouyang Xiasha doesn't appreciate their affection and speaks so harshly, it's really that since the day she was reborn, she is destined not to be a weak person hiding behind people, but a strong person who protects herself and recognizes people.
She said this not only to prevent the five from having no chance to refute, but also to stimulate them and make them practice harder, after all, their identities are not simple, and there will be no fewer kidnappings and assassinations in the future, and the most important point is that the five of them have been approved by her and are the people she protects.
Of course, Miss Ouyang said so firmly, not only did she really hit the five small hearts with black and fragile lower abdomen, but the effect was still obvious, at least no one looked for a stimulus to stop it, at least those children just opened their mouths, and they consciously swallowed it into their throats.
Miss Ouyang kicked open the door that was only half pushed open just now, and sure enough, as Ouyang Xiasha expected, there was a backmove, only to see a blackboard eraser hoisted with a thread, and attacked Ouyang Xiasha at the moment when the door kicked open, Ouyang Xiasha's reaction was not slow, she jumped up quickly, like playing football, and kicked the blackboard out of the glass window.
Then Ouyang Xiasha walked into the classroom and made sure that there was nothing abnormal, so she shouted to the children standing outside the door, "Come in, it's okay." ”
"The boss is mighty!"
"I knew the boss was here, so we had nothing to worry about."
"But then again, who's so bored?"
"It can't be that, right?"
"What's that?"
"What's more, of course it's Ah Piao! Who else is there? ”
"And Ah Piao? No way? ”
"Coward, what's there to be afraid of, isn't our boss the Emperor of Hades? What is there to be afraid of. ”
"Yes, yes, it's because we're thinking too much."
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"Alright, all sit down, we're ready to start class." Hearing the children's words, Ouyang Xiasha said helplessly, it seems that she has to clean up that little ghost tonight.
I thought that the matter would pass like this, but before Ouyang Xiasha could open the book, she heard the shouts of the children again, followed by a sound of 'tearing'.
Then our Ouyang Xiasha children's shoes, for the first time in my life, I saw so many farts either wearing small inner farts, or directly showing them in front of me.
And Yi Chenyi, Qiao Yelei, Mu Qingcang and Xiahou Haoxuan, who stood on the side and had not yet sat down, and the Xiahou Haoze brothers were glad that they had not sat down yet, and they were not so embarrassed in front of Sasha, and on the other hand, they were depressed, this group of fart children actually showed their little Nene and ass in front of Sasha, it was really annoying, although half of them were girls, but in the eyes of the five, girls were not good.
It turned out that the stools in the classroom were touched with a layer of super glue that had not yet dried, and as soon as the children sat down, of course, they would be tightly glued, and it was not so easy to move or get up, and then they were in a hurry, and then they pulled hard, and the pants were torn off as a matter of course.
And now it's summer, and the kids don't wear much, especially the boys, who just wear a pair of small shorts, so it's normal to show their butts.
Of course, not all girls are wearing skirts, but the skirts are torn, and there is a small Nene protection, and some girls have the habit of pulling up their skirts when they sit down, which is especially tragic at this time.
Not only was Xiao Nene not protected for a while, but some of the flesh of the thighs was still sticking to it, whether it was moving, it was not moving, and it was not moving, and suddenly his eyes were red in anxiety.
Looking at the children in front of her, Ouyang Xiasha could only sigh helplessly, and then slowly walked towards the children who couldn't move.
If an ordinary person encounters such a thing, he can only call the hospital in the end and ask the medical staff to use a special solvent to dissolve the glue, so as to save the children who are about to cry in embarrassment.
But fortunately, they met Ouyang Xiasha, only to see Ouyang Xiasha take a glass of water-like things from the 'wrist blue', and pour a little bit on the place where the children were sticking, and after a while, the super glue that tightly stuck to the children's flesh became a useless parallel glue.
"I knew that the boss had such a magical potion, so I didn't pull it hard just now, and now my flesh hurts a little."
"That's it, my bowels are really green with remorse."
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Anyway, no matter what the children say, this matter is considered to be in the past, I thought it could stop for a while, but then, one after another, things happened one after another, for example, a cockroach was found in someone's book, and someone's upper body clothes suddenly cracked...
Mischiefs like this are one after another, and they can't go to class at all, and Miss Ouyang is the first and second big, and finally has to ask everyone to go back to rest first, and then start class tomorrow.
And what she has to do is to solve this prank imp first, so that it is safer, otherwise every day is like today, how to go to class?
Sent away those children, looking at the five who were still standing there in the classroom, standing still, Miss Ouyang was depressed, but she couldn't ignore them, otherwise it must be where you go, where they followed, so Miss Ouyang had no choice but to walk in front of the five and said softly: "You go back first, don't wait for me." "I know that they care about themselves, but catching ghosts and taking them with them, isn't it nonsense?
"And Sasha, where are you going?"
"Can't we follow?"
"We can protect you, although you are better than us, but there are many people with great strength!"
"I don't know, we can help."
"Agreed."
"I'm going to catch the little devil who played a prank today, what are you going to do?" Ouyang Xiasha listened to the words of the five, and immediately replied a little helplessly.
"Let's go learn how to catch ghosts!"
"That's it, Sasha, take out your 'cow tears' and give me two drops, wouldn't it be fine."
"But Sasha, can the ghost come out during the day?"
"You're stupid! Didn't Sasha say Xi Yu that day? Xi Yu didn't come out during the day at that time, Sasha didn't call him to be a green ghost, presumably the green ghost could come out during the day. Sasha, see I have Huigen, right? So take me and learn how to catch ghosts with you, okay? ”
"I'm going."
Ouyang Xiasha listened to what the five of them said as a matter of course, the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching, and she was just about to open her mouth to continue to dissuade them from leaving, when she suddenly felt a fluctuation, so she sighed slightly, and then said helplessly to the five: "Okay, you can stay, or it's more appropriate to say so, it's unlikely that you want to leave now, he's here, be careful!" After saying that, he took out a bottle of 'cow tears' and threw it to them.
Of course, the five understood who the 'he' in Ouyang Xiasha's mouth was, and they couldn't allow the five to think too much, so they quickly dropped a few drops on their eyes, and the 'cow tears' that Ouyang Xiasha threw over just now couldn't help but think in their hearts: Even if they can't help Sasha (the little wild cat), they can't drag her back.
Seeing that they had painted the 'Ox Tears', Ouyang Xiasha took out the talisman 'Tai Chi Talisman' that had only been made this morning from the space and threw it to the five.
Then while looking around, he said to the five menacings: "Remember, give me a tight grip on that amulet, it can protect you from being harmed, if you lose it, don't say you know me in the future!" ”
'Tai Chi Fu', as the name suggests, this talisman has a lot of functions to carry around to keep safe, energetic, placed at home can make indoor air circulation, avoid evil and turn disasters, is the simplest but most practical talisman of Taoism.
The five were still carefully observing the small talisman to see what the difference was with this little talisman, and they could actually avoid ghosts, but as soon as they heard Ouyang Xiasha's words, they immediately put this talisman made of yellow mounted paper and hurriedly carried it in their arms like some rare treasure.
Ouyang Xiasha saw the movements of the five, and wanted to tease them a few words like a bad taste, but a figure flashed quickly, so that she had to put away her joke thoughts, and quickly combined the ring finger, middle finger, thumb upright, little finger, and index finger into the nine-character mantra 'Dou' character print.
Then he threw out a 'thunderbolt charm', and then he saw that the air around the little ghost's head slowly changed, and then a small purple cloud appeared above the head of the little ghost, and then a thunderbolt as thick as a child's arm, and it chased after the little ghost's head.
As the name suggests, the "thunder and lightning charm" is to attract thunder and lightning, if this charm is used with the Heavenly Death Array, it can lead the heavenly thunder to cut down a qiē evil spirit, but the premise is that the user must have a high Taoism, and to match the time and place; ordinary people stick this thing on the beam of their house can play the role of lightning rod.
Ouyang Xiasha didn't intend to take the life of this mischievous little ghost, so she just used an ordinary 'thunderbolt talisman' to treat him.
Don't say that this green ghost is nothing more than that, you must know that everything in the world always descends one thing from another, frogs eat mosquitoes, snakes eat frogs, eagles eat snakes, ghosts are of course afraid of the Taoist charms, not to mention the spells of the Ghost Emperor who manages all ghosts, so although Ouyang Xiasha does not have the ability to restore one hundred percent, but with the 'Yin and Yang', with the white unicorn, it is still certain that the power of the past two-fifths has been restored.
"You, you don't count like this, you know I'm afraid of spells, and you're still like this."
"You, you're a complete cheater, a bully."
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Off topic –
Tomorrow it is estimated that the elementary school paper will be over! O(∩_∩)O