Chapter 230: Yellow and violent
Thunderblade had dinner at home and warmly, and then took a taxi to the nightshade bar.
According to the plan, Lei Blade was originally going to get a car to race with Zhong Huailiang, but Ma Tengfei suddenly called and told Lei Blade that Zhong Huailiang's car had been repaired and would take two days to get it back, so the day of the race was postponed to the weekend night.
Lei Blade didn't even prepare the car now, and said to Zhong Huailiang at noon, just to show the domineering spirit of the Canglong Gang, and at this moment, listening to Zhong Huailiang postponing the game, he didn't say anything, and agreed casually.
"Boss, since the game has been postponed and there is no show at night, why don't we go to the car shop and see the car! When you're competing with someone else, you've got to get a luxury car. The ghost grinned at Thunderblade while dazing with a little wine.
"Not busy! I'll talk about the car tomorrow, but I've got another interesting show for tonight. Thunderblade shook his head.
As soon as he heard that Thunder Blade had prepared an interesting program, the ghost immediately opened his eyes with excitement, and was about to ask, but saw Thunder Blade wave his hand and say, "Don't ask now, just wait for my phone call then." ”
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"Ding......
Su Biluo was sitting on the sofa alone and drinking alcohol, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ringing, and immediately jumped off the sofa excitedly, and didn't care about the slippers, she rushed over and opened the door.
Su Biluo saw that there was a thunder blade standing outside the door, her excited smile immediately dimmed, a trace of disappointment flashed in her eyes, and she asked lightly, "Why are you here?" ”
Lei Jian smiled, and without waiting for Su Biluo to shout to invite in, he walked directly into Su Biluo's door, sat down on the sofa casually, looked up at Su Biluo and smiled: "Are you disappointed to see that the person outside the door is me?" ”
Su Biluo was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Little brother, are you here to use your body to comfort your sister's injured heart?" ”
"Half right! I did come to comfort Sister Su, but not with my body. Lei Blade shook his head, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, since he had made up his mind to pursue warmth, he was no longer ready to continue to engage with Su Biluo.
"If you don't use the flesh, then what? Sister is not a little girl who can be coaxed into happiness with a few kind words, right? Su Biluo's plump buttocks did not shy away from sitting next to the Thunder Blade, and as soon as her eyes hooked, ten thousand styles attacked the Thunder Blade. If it weren't for the fact that Thunder Blade had already made up his mind to keep his distance from Su Biluo, I am afraid that he would have fallen under Su Biluo's pomegranate skirt at this time.
However, even so, Thunder Blade couldn't help but look at it twice, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and quickly moved his ass to the right, like a little girl hiding from the harassment of a pervert.
"Giggle......" Su Biluo couldn't help but laugh, put his arm on the shoulder of the thunder blade and said, "Sister is not a big pervert, are you still afraid that my sister will eat you?" ”
"I'm not afraid that you will eat me, but I am afraid that you will eat my little brother." Lei Jian secretly wiped a handful of sweat, took Su Biluo's slender jade hand off his shoulder, and sat down on the ground and said to Su Biluo: "Sister Su, I really came to comfort you tonight." ”
"Oh?" Hearing Lei Blade say so solemnly, Su Biluo couldn't help but become a little interested, and asked curiously, "What kind of comforting method?" ”
"The best way to comfort Lu is not to be reasonable, not to say well-behaved words, but to prove that you are not the worst, there are people in this world who are more miserable than you, so I want to invite Sister Su to watch a play with me tonight." Thunderblade paused, and then added, "It's just that this play ......"
Su Biluo's eyes narrowed, and she suddenly became interested, and asked with a smile: "It's just what?" ”
"Yellow and violent!" Thunderblade said truthfully.
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Cool Hotel, Thunder Blade will probably never forget this place for the rest of his life.
On the first day after returning to Rongcheng from Africa, Lei Blade was imprisoned in the police station for 48 hours because he enjoyed massage here, but Zhou Yan, who came to fight the Shenlong Gang, was locked up in the police station for 48 hours.
In Thunderblade's glorious life resume, this is definitely a page of shame.
With cigarette butts in their mouths, Thunderblade and Devil strode into the cool hotel and walked straight to the waiter at the front desk.
Bang!
The ghost unceremoniously slapped his palm on the cabinet, and there was a crisp sound, which immediately startled the waiter who was looking down to play with his mobile phone.
The waiter hurriedly put the phone in his pocket and raised his head to look at the fierce ghost.
"Do you have a presidential suite here?" The ghost stuck his head in front of the waiter's eyes and asked coldly.
The waiter was frightened by the ghost, quickly got up from the chair, took two steps back, put on a smile that was more ugly than crying, and hurriedly said to the ghost: "This gentleman, we are just a small hotel here, and there is no presidential suite." ”
"What's ****, not even the presidential suite!" The ghost immediately scolded and read, which made the waiter very embarrassed.
Thunder Blade walked over and patted the ghost on the shoulder, and said to the ghost with a smile: "James, don't pick the fat and the thin, when we complete the deal tomorrow, not to mention the presidential suite, even the White House is no problem." Now I still follow the local customs, find a standard room and stay casually for one night. ”
"Standard room? Lao Tzu can't live! There is no presidential suite, at least a luxury suite. The ghost snorted.
"Well, it's up to you!" Thunder Blade shrugged helplessly, turned to the waiter and smiled bitterly, "Don't be surprised, my brother has always had high requirements for the quality of life, and he speaks more directly. ”
When the waiter heard the conversation between Thunder Blade and the ghost, his eyes lit up, and he unconsciously classified them into the category of big money, so he naturally didn't feel dissatisfied because of the ghost's two words, and hurriedly showed a smile to the Thunder Blade that he thought was very sweet, and said softly: "It's okay, it's our honor to be here with the two of you." ”
Thunderblade smiled, "Do you have a luxury suite here?" ”
"Yes! Our deluxe suites here are 666 yuan a night, 888 yuan a night and 999 yuan a night, I don't know what kind of suite you need? The waiter asked.
Without waiting for the thunder blade to speak, the ghost shouted directly: "Of course it's 999 yuan a night, do you think Lao Tzu is a poor ghost and can't afford to pay?" ”
The waiter hurriedly explained: "Sir, you misunderstood, I just ......"
"Okay, don't be long-winded, delay Lao Tzu's time, take Lao Tzu to see the room first." The ghost stiffly interrupted the waiter's words.
"What a shame! Two, please follow me! For the sake of money, the waiter ignored the roughness of the ghost, and walked towards the luxurious suite upstairs with the ghost and the thunder blade.
It is worthy of a luxury suite of 999 yuan a night, whether it is the ceiling above or the wooden floor on the ground, it is made of the most luxurious materials. As for what central air conditioning, large-screen TV, automatic bathtub...... It's also all available, even Durex has it ready for you.
"Sir, our supporting facilities here are provided to customers free of charge, are you still satisfied?" The waiter looked at Thunderblade and Ghost and asked.
"So-so, I'll stay here for one night!" The ghost said lightly.
Another nouveau riche pretending to be forced, the waiter couldn't help muttering twice in his heart, but he smiled kindly and happily: "Since the two of you are satisfied, please come down and go through the accommodation procedures!" ”
Before he finished speaking, the ghost scolded the waiter: "Grass! You are so anxious to go back to reincarnation, and as soon as you come up, you ask Lao Tzu for money, really Lao Tzu has no money? As he spoke, the ghost took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, and suddenly blinded the waiter's titanium eyes.
"This gentleman, I didn't mean that, I just did what I did." The waiter smiled wryly.
Thunder Blade patted the ghost on the shoulder, and said lightly: "James, people also do things according to the rules, let's not embarrass others." ”
As he spoke, Thunderblade turned to the waiter and said, "I'll go with you to go through the formalities!" ”
"Okay, please come with me!" The waiter was overjoyed, and hurriedly took the thunder blade to go through the formalities.
However, before the waiter stepped out of the door, the ghost suddenly said, "Do you have a chick here?" Get two for Lao Tzu to relieve boredom! ”
Hearing the ghost's words, the waiter turned his head to the ghost and smiled bitterly: "Sir, I am here in a regular hotel, and I don't do the business you said." ”
"Grass! Lao Tzu wants two women to relieve boredom, isn't it formal? The ghost couldn't help but scold.
"That's not what I meant, sir." The waiter said embarrassedly.
Since the last time it was served by Zhou Yan, many health care businesses have been closed here, and even if there is such a business, it is generally not provided to strangers.
Thunder Blade suddenly said: "My brother is good for this, if you have it here, then call two of them, my brother has always been generous, and he will never treat you badly." As he spoke, the thunder blade took out the consumption of five hundred yuan and put it in the palm of his hand, and shook it one by one, which was particularly dazzling.
Looking at the red and glamorous hundred-yuan bill, the waiter's heart is fighting between heaven and man, on the one hand, it is the system of the gang, and on the other hand, it is the temptation of money, which is really embarrassing!
"The system is a bird, as long as no one talks about it, they know what a fart. Tonight, I finally met two stupid people with a lot of money, if the old lady doesn't grasp this opportunity, God can't tolerate it! The waiter thought about it repeatedly with his own calculations in his heart.
Seeing that the other party hesitated, Lei Blade's face also turned cold, and he said lightly: "If there is really none, then forget it." As he spoke, he put the five hundred yuan in his hand into his pocket.
The waiter was suddenly anxious, and hurriedly said to Lei Blade: "Two, although we don't have a lady here, if the two of you really need it, I can also find a few models for the two of you to go outside, but this is the price......"
"Money is not an issue, as long as we are happy." Thunderblade shook his head and said disappreciatively.
The waiter was secretly overjoyed when he heard this, and made up his mind to go to the two young ladies to come over, and together they knocked the thunder blade and the ghost fiercely, and couldn't help but smile and said: "That's okay, I'll arrange it, don't be impatient for a while." ”
Looking at the waiter's back, a hint of cunning flashed in Thunderblade's eyes.