Chapter 80: Run away

"A few guests need something! We've got it in this store..."

Originally, the shopkeeper planned to entertain a few people in person, but he was scolded by Li Pingjiang, saying that as long as Xiao Er was fine, he would just treat his group as ordinary guests.

And this junior learned that he was qualified to entertain the current saint, so he brought a few people into the largest and most luxurious private room, and then began to introduce the dishes of the restaurant without hesitation.

And Li Pingjiang didn't listen at all, because Li Pingjiang was buying liquor, red wine, and beer. "Hmph! I'm going to kill you all on the spot today!"

And the blind old man and Xu Tong listened to Xiao Er's introduction, and their saliva flowed when they listened, and they had already begun to imagine the taste of those dishes in their minds.

After a while, Xiao Er stopped his introduction, and everyone also looked at Li Pingjiang, only to see Li Pingjiang frowning and slowly stretching out. "Are you finished?"

Seeing this atmosphere, Xiao Er also knew that it was Li Pingjiang, who was sitting at the top, who spoke, and immediately said politely: "The little one is finished! What else does the guest officer need?"

"Hmm..." Li Pingjiang touched his chin and glanced at a few people, then turned his head sideways and said, "Here are six pots of peanuts! The pot should be so big!" Li Pingjiang said and gestured with his hand.

"Uh... Sir... Are you saying that you need your arms to be so big?" Xiao Er also gestured with his hand in embarrassment.

"Well, don't talk nonsense! Go, oh yes, take six pots in the extra box! It's the same size as the one for peanuts!"

"Yes, yes, please wait!"

The blind old man had just taken a sip of tea, and after listening to Li Pingjiang's confirmation, he immediately sprayed a mouthful of hot tea on the preserved egg, and the preserved egg happened to lie on the chair with his back to the sky, and the blind old man's hot tea was sprayed directly on the water pipe of the preserved egg.

All of a sudden, the preserved egg jumped up and bounced back and forth on the ground. "Stinky old man!

Bang! The blind old man slammed the teacup on the table, faced Li Pingjiang, and gritted his teeth and said, "I said boy, you just invite the old man to eat this thing?"

"I said I would like to invite you to eat, but I didn't specifically say what I would like you to eat!"

"Hmph! Don't you dare to talk back! Don't you see the unkindness in the old man's eyes?"

Li Pingjiang was stunned for a moment, stood up and lay down in front of the blind old man, stared at his shaky eyes, and then looked back at Xu Tong and the others, and then said, "I really didn't see it!"

"I didn't say you, old man, I just made it clear! I'm inviting you to drink! Of course you have to drink with a drink! Is there anything wrong with this?

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xu Tong nodded stiffly.

"Humph!"

"Peanuts are coming!" Xiao Er's voice came to the ears of several people from outside the private room, and then Xiao Er was holding pots of peanuts one after another.

After Li Pingjiang saw that everything was arranged, he said, "Okay! Let's go down!" After speaking, he directly used the faint divine stone to take out the wine he had just bought in the system space.

Watching Li Pingjiang take out all kinds of wine bottles, except for preserved eggs, all of them leaked incredible and surprised eyes, the reason why Li Pingjiang was able to see the surprise of the blind old man was completely because of his open mouth.

Li Pingjiang smiled, opened a few bottles of Feitian for everyone, coughed twice, took six empty basins, and poured them in, the wine in the bottles was poured out, but there was still a large part of the empty place in this basin.

Then Li Pingjiang made another uproar, filled all the basins in front of everyone, and poured twelve bottles into the sky, which was worthy of being full.

"Come!" Li Pingjiang picked up the basin, turned around and said: "Good brother! A mouthful of stuffiness! Stuffy, love in place! Stuffy, love is not true!" After speaking, Li Pingjiang raised the wine glass and made two coo-dong sounds, and a large basin flew into his stomach like this.

"Ah~ Of course!

When a few people saw this, it seemed that they had to drink it even if they didn't drink it. The blind old man glanced at Li Pingjiang with disdain, "The old man hasn't served anyone in the drinking area!" After speaking, he drank with Xu Tong and the three of them.

"Good wine!haha!" The blind old man smiled, wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth, turned his head sideways, and said, "Come! Give me a glass of all your remaining strange things!"

Li Pingjiang smiled, then began to open beer, and said with words in his mouth: "If the snowflakes don't fall, I won't float! Qingdao won't fall, I won't fall!"

He took out the basin, poured beer for everyone, and said, "Come on, do it first!" After speaking, he directly picked up the basin and began to pour it, thinking: "Hmph! Old man! How about this dismount!"

After drinking, Li Pingjiang quietly looked at a few people, and found that Xu Tong and the three of them began to sway, their faces were as red as monkey butts, and there were tears in their eyes that flowed unconsciously.

And the blind old man and the preserved egg are much better. After a few people put down the basin, Li Pingjiang smiled again: "Come!

"Wait! I... The three of us don't drink anymore!" Xu Tong and the three of them didn't expect the strength of this wine to come up so quickly, "You guys drink!

When Li Pingjiang heard this, he hurriedly stopped the three of them: "Alas! You can not eat peanuts, but you can't stop drinking wine! If you don't drink it, I won't drink it, where will Lao Tzu's good wine go? If you don't get drunk, I'm not drunk, who will sleep with your daughter-in-law? Shake your head and wave your hand, jump and drink for a night! I haven't drunk for a long night, I hope you can't afford to wait for a drink!"

Helpless, Xu Tong and the three could only sit down with a smirk.

Seeing this, Li Pingjiang smiled, "Come on! I'm afraid you won't be able to drink this liquor! Why don't you drink beer?"

In this way, an hour or so passed, and in the private room, there was a bang, accompanied by three bangs, and it was Xu Tong and the three of them who fell to the ground.

"Haha! The three little boys finally fell to the ground! It's still amazing! It's a good preserved egg~" With a plop, the preserved egg fell directly from the chair. Rolled under the table.

Another half an hour passed, and Li Pingjiang began to feel a little upset, and in order to alleviate the embarrassment, he took the peanuts that Xu Tong and the three of them had not eaten and eaten.

"I said old man, are you using your spiritual power to urge the wine in your body!" Li Pingjiang staggered to his feet, lifted his pants as soon as he turned his head, and began to pee when he released the water pipe.

"Hmph! The old man still disdains to use despicable means when drinking with juniors!"

Li Pingjiang trembled, turned around and sat down, his eyes stared at the blind old man's face, and after looking at it for a long time, he said: "Look at the ground! It's all urine! We are four of us and a dog! I can't understand why you don't drink less than any of us! Why don't you have a drop of urine?"

"Uh... This..."

"Haha! Speechless! Hurry up! This will lose you!"

"Hmph, don't you know that there is a realm where you don't need to and pee?"

Li Pingjiang was stunned for a moment, remembering that this old man's divine sense was released and that he could achieve minimal results, so he immediately sat down and said, "Come! What is your name!"

The blind old man waved his robe arrogantly, lifted the basin and took a sip, and said vaguely: "Hmph! If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname! The old man is the sky..."

When Li Pingjiang heard this, he said, "Damn! Twitch! What a name! I think your parents are a talent!"

"Well, the old man also thinks it's a talent! It's just that there is a good saying, geniuses are easy to bend their waists!" After the blind old man finished speaking, he stared at Li Pingjiang, weighed the basin in his hand, and said, "Is there anything else?"

"No! no!" Li Pingjiang hurriedly waved his hand, if he drank it again, I was afraid that he would have to ascend to immortal in advance.

"Okay then! Little friend, your wine is good! Brew more! The old man is waiting for you at the Broken Intestine Cliff!"

This voice sounded in Li Pingjiang's heart, but the figure of the blind old man had already disappeared in place, Li Pingjiang was surprised, "I didn't feel the slightest fluctuation of spiritual power!"

Time passed quickly, and Li Pingjiang called Xiao Er, "Put the account on the heads of the three of them! Well, that's right! Send the three of them to the palace by the way!" After speaking, he walked downstairs with his drunken preserved eggs.

"TM!" Li Pingjiang underestimated, looked up and saw a garbage can, and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

The corners of his mouth went up, he came to the trash can with the preserved eggs, and threw the preserved eggs directly into it, "Stay in there and wake up the bar!" After speaking, Li Pingjiang held his head in his hands and whistled in his mouth and walked towards the other side of the street.

"Hey! There's another square!" Li Pingjiang came to a square, the square here was about the size of half the size of the imperial palace, and in the center of the square, a huge statue was erected.

Li Pingjiang rubbed his eyes, but he couldn't see who the statue was, and immediately walked up with floating steps. This walk lasted for more than ten minutes, and Li Pingjiang stopped standing 500 meters in front of the statue.

"Isn't this Lao Tzu?" Seeing the face of the statue clearly, Li Pingjiang felt a pang in his heart, and then looked at the foot of the statue, Li Pingjiang became more and more proud, because at the foot of the statue, more than 100 people lined up to offer incense, where to make a wish.

Li Pingjiang raised his sleeves to cover his face, and instantly made the system transform his face in his heart, and when he raised his head again, it was already the original face of this body. Then he walked up with his hands behind his back. "Let me see how you all make your wishes!"

"Stop! You are not allowed to go over to offer incense here! You can only line up!" a brocade-clothed guard held a long sword in his hand, raised it and blocked Li Pingjiang's way. Then he glanced at the statue above his head, with a look of worship and yearning in his eyes.

"Oh! I'm sorry!" Li Pingjiang smiled awkwardly, then he remembered that he had changed his appearance, glanced at the line behind him, and found that the line was very long, and he immediately didn't want to line up, but he wanted to see the respect that others respected him.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, "Lao Tzu can cut in line!" immediately smiled evilly, bypassed the people in line, and came directly to the other side, "There is no Jinyi Guard!"

Looking at the queue at the moment, "Well, it's you!" Li Pingjiang saw a thin young man with a hooked nose, "Oh! I'm not a good person at first glance! So I'll come!" Thinking of this, he came directly to the young man. "Let's let it go! Lao Tzu is here to cut in line!"

"Why are you like this! Aren't you afraid of Jinyiwei?" the young man was squeezed by Li Pingjiang and almost fell to the ground, thanks to a middle-aged woman behind him.

"Jin Yiwei, hehe! You go and sue Lao Tzu!" Li Pingjiang crossed his hands on his hips and put on a posture of being ready to scold the street at any time.

In front of the four people in front of Li Pingjiang, there was a woman in white clothes, suddenly heard Li Pingjiang's scolding, first frowned, then his face was surprised, and hurriedly looked back, when he saw Li Pingjiang's side face, the tears in her eyes fell unconsciously, the woman trembled her hands and feet, and wanted to walk up, but her feet were like 10,000 catties, and she couldn't move a single bit.

It was also at this moment that Li Pingjiang noticed an affectionate and soft gaze staring at him, and suddenly felt that there were 10,000 ants crawling on his body, which was extremely uncomfortable, and he frowned and turned his head sideways to look ahead.

But I saw a face that captivated the country and the city, and the woman in white who was casually draped around her waist with three thousand green silks stared at her stunned, and the tears in her eyes were like water, and she couldn't stop at all.

"Mom!" Li Pingjiang relieved himself, he didn't want to see how others made wishes to his statue, and the next moment he turned around and ran!