Chapter 70: Fighting with You, or Going Dancing?
Chapter 70: Fighting with You, or Going Dancing?
"Brother, you misunderstood me. How could I be such a beast? Fat Pig said aggrievedly, "You really give me this opportunity, I also have a thief's heart and no guts?" ”
"I don't dare." Xiaofeng said, "If Manli really follows you, it will really be a flower inserted into the pig dung." ”
To Xiaofeng, Wang Manli is not a flower, but she is much better looking than this fat pig.
"Brother, you still seem to care about your cousin?" Fat Pig heard something unusual.
"I don't." Xiaofeng said disapprerovingly.
"Really, isn't it?" Fat Pig didn't believe it, "Didn't you say you liked her in the past?" It's just because you're cousins that you have to swing a knife from the palace as a last resort. ”
"You're just from the palace? I'm wielding a knife to break my feelings. ”
"Yes, it can be seen that you have a relationship with her? What's wrong with no emotion? "Fat Pig isn't stupid either.
"That's in the past. My Xiaofeng has long drawn a line with her, and she has been entangled with it herself. ”
"So, brother, I still need you to come forward and help me do your cousin's ideological work. She only seems to listen to you. "Fat Pig threw out his true intentions.
"You want me to do her ideological work?" Xiaofeng asked.
Isn't this equivalent to a meat bun beating a dog? No, I'm not a meat bun, and Wang Manli is not a dog.
"yes. Brother, you can help my little brother this time, and help me ask her out to meet. ”
Xiaofeng didn't want to help with this, but he also needed Fat Pig to help him now.
He decides to make a deal with Fat Pig.
"Okay, then I'll promise you. You'll have to do me a favor first, though. Xiaofeng agreed.
"Okay, brother, you're really buddy. Say, what do you need me to do? Is it to follow you to fight, or to pole dance? "Fat Pig was overjoyed.
"Fighting? Who have you beaten like a bear? Pole dancing? Who loves to look at you fat flesh? Xiaofeng couldn't help but laugh.
"Brother, you can't say that. I don't have kung fu, but my body, at least when fighting, can I be your meat shield? Also, I'm a little fatter, and I don't look good when I jump. However, people spend the same amount of money to watch and dance, and when they see that I have a lot of meat, they don't need to pay more, isn't that super cost-effective? Fat Pig said happily.
"You're optimistic."
"That's right, I, Zhu Xiaogang, have eaten and slept full, have a full sleep and eat, have a wide heart and a fat body, and are carefree." Fat Pig said.
The reason why Fat Pig has become Xiaofeng's best buddy is inseparable from his honest personality that is shameless and happy.
To be a friend of the little wind, it doesn't require you to be smart. Are you so smart? Count me later?
It doesn't require you to be so good. You're better than me, so how incompetent am I?
Like Fat Pig, who has simple ideas and no heart, but understands the righteousness of his buddies, he is willing to be a meat shield and a follower of cannon fodder at critical times, which is Xiaofeng's favorite type of friend.
Friends are gloves. I don't want to be pretty, but I want to be close to you, give you warmth and let you show your hands and feet.
"Okay, listen. I let you stalk someone. Xiaofeng said straightforwardly.
"Tracking? Brother, you let me be a detective? Can't I do it? ”
"I didn't ask you to be a detective, I just asked you to keep an eye on her more and tell me her movements at any time."
"Who is he?"
"She is Qin Xiaoyu." Xiaofeng said.
"Oh, that's the beauty? Are you interested in her? No wonder, after class, you're following people's butts? Hehe, Xiaofeng, are you going to soak her? ”
"To bubble or not to bubble is none of your business." Xiaofeng said, "You just need to follow her at all times, and if you find anything special, you have to tell me." Oh, by the way, after school, you stalk her and see where her family lives. Remember, don't let her find out. ”
"Oh, I see. Xiaofeng, why don't you follow it yourself? It's you picking up girls, not me? ”
"If you are told to do it, you will do it, why do you ask so much?"
"Okay then." Fat Pig didn't dare to ask again, "But, you must do me that favor." ”
"You can rest assured." Xiaofeng replied, "I'll find an opportunity for you and my cousin to meet again in the future." ”
"Just to meet? If we want to meet, do I need your help? Why don't I go straight to McDeki and meet her? ”
"You go, if you have the ability, then you can go by yourself." Xiaofeng said.
Of course, Xiaofeng knew that this fat pig was rejected once, and he didn't dare to go a second time.
"Okay, okay, brother, I'll help you track Qin Xiaoyu, and you can also help me date your cousin? We're all done? ”
"I know it, it's long-winded. Okay, let's deal!"
"Brother? Brother, am I not your brother? "Fat Pig doesn't quite understand.
"Stupid, I'm speaking English, Deal, which means deal, you're a foreigner?" Xiaofeng said.
"Brother, you're a foreigner, you're full of English, aren't you a foreigner or what? By the way, brother, you must be very good at taking the English test in the morning, right? ”
"It's ok. Okay, I won't tell you more, I'm hanging. ”
Xiaofeng hung up the phone, proud of his "deal" for a while.
Sister Xiaoyu, I'm sorry, I had to send someone to follow you, who told you to hold another man's hand in front of me at noon today?
My Xiaofeng also has a good character, a temperance, and I won't die begging for you to like me.
If you ignore me, I don't bother to pay attention to you?
However, this fat pig is my spy on your side. In the future, your every move, hehe, can't escape my eyes.
Senior sister, let's see! I'll take you down!
Picking up girls is a war, either I soaked you, or you beat me into the cold palace, it's so cruel.
In order to win this war, Xiaofeng has done everything he can.
When he arrived at school in the afternoon, Xiaofeng decisively changed his strategy.
When he passed by Xiaoyu's side, he simply didn't look at Xiaoyu directly, but walked to his seat by himself.
Xiaofeng's sudden change really surprised Xiaoyu.
However, there is one less follower, and Xiaoyu can't ask for it.
There are only two classes in the afternoon.
There are not many classes in the repeat class, and compared to the regular class, they are only a "ragtag army".
The "descendant troops" of the No. 2 Middle School attend seven classes a day, and even have classes or exams on weekends.
And the "miscellaneous army" of this repeater class has five classes a day, and the weekends are even more enlarged, which is called "tutoring at home".
Although the school charged 3,000 yuan for each of the students in the repeat class, after all, most of the students in the repeater class were Adou who couldn't support them, and they would not contribute much to the school's admission rate. It's really not worth putting too much effort into them.
The energy of schools and teachers should still be focused on the promotion rate of the "descendant troops".
Like Song Ruxue and He Dazhuang, the teachers they sent to teach in the repeat class were not teachers with the graduating class in the first place, and they were idle, so they were sent to this repeat class, and their salaries were only a little more than that of the teachers in the ordinary class.
However, without the assessment of the promotion rate, these teachers basically will not have many opportunities for promotion or bonuses. Generally speaking, they only take a repeat class for one academic year, and then change to another teacher in the next semester.
Of course, for Xiaofeng, who doesn't like to read, the relatively easy course still relieved him a little bit of pressure.
What if you can't get into college? As long as you can soak Sister Xiaoyu, it's OK.
However, he now had to pretend that he had lost interest in Qin Xiaoyu.
During the recess, he still walked out of the hall in a big way, ignoring Xiaoyu at all.
This made Xiaoyu even more confused.
This kid was so affectionate to me in the morning, why was he so cold to me in the afternoon?
Is it because I saw Zhang Zhiqiang and me at noon, this little wind retreated?
Compared with Zhang Zhiqiang, Xiaofeng is of course incomparable.
Of course, there is also a possibility that his own refusal made this little wind retreat.
Like Xiaofeng, there are many boys who started to be very impulsive to her, and the last to retreat from her.
You Lu Xiaofeng is just the mosquito that flew past my ears, and after a few sounds, he flew away.
In the second class, Xiao Feng, who was not interested in the course, drew a beautiful woman on the paper.
Since childhood, Xiaofeng has loved to draw beautiful women.
However, his painting skills are not very good. This beauty is often painted by him as ugly.
Xu Dongjin couldn't help but snicker when he saw the beautiful picture drawn by Xiao Feng.
But Xiaofeng didn't care about him at all, just laugh if you like to laugh.
Painting beautiful women is also Xiaofeng's best way to stay up in class.
Finally, class is out and school is over.
Xiao Feng flew out of the cloud, and he didn't look at Xiao Yu.
Of course, Xiaoyu also saw it, but she didn't rush home, but sorted out her schoolbag step by step and checked whether anything had fallen in the drawer.
But then, she suddenly felt that something was blocking the light in front of her?????? Outside the classroom, Xiaofeng did not leave, but hid in a corner of the hallway.
This corner is the place where he made an appointment with Fat Pig in advance for information exchange, and Fat Pig will come to report to him if there is any situation in Xiaoyu.
Only a moment later, the fat pig ran over in a panic.
"Brother, it's a big deal??????