Brothers! Tickets can't be stopped!

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Ninth Floor, Chenhui Building, Colorful Film and Television Entertainment Co., Ltd., in the recording studio.

Ling Xiaoyi made an opening remark first: "This show consists of-"

A male dog leg with a thick voice continued: "The Loser Alliance," and then Hong Dali: "I want to squander, I want to lose!" ”

After that, Ling Xiaoyi continued: "And-"

It's still the male dog leg from before: "Tang's Pharmaceutical," this time for Tang Muxin: "The medicine can't be stopped!" ”

Ling Xiaoyi ended up after the most embarrassing: "Sponsor the broadcast." ”

As soon as these lines of several people were broadcast, a large group of people around them suddenly fell to the ground laughing, Zhang Cai couldn't even raise his head, Li Nianwei covered her mouth and laughed, and Tang Muxin almost lay on the ground without laughing after reading her sentence "The medicine can't be stopped".

Ling Xiaoyi, as the leader of the doglegs, couldn't help it anymore at this time, and said with a smile: "The young master is really capable of spoofing, I'm sure, this film hasn't started yet, and this opening sentence alone can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt." ”

Tang Muxin said: "I just found out that Dali is so funny, hahaha, laugh at me." ”

At this time, Hong Dali still had that cute expression, and looked at the staff who fell to the ground laughing and said that he was quite speechless: "It's just a few lines, is it so serious?" I don't read much, you can't make me happy! ”

"No, no," Tang Muxin laughed breathlessly: "Hong Dazhui, ah no, Wang Dali, ah no, Hong Dali, what should we do next?" The opening lines are finished, isn't it time for the opening song? ”

"Right!" Hong Dali immediately hummed: "Everyone sing with me: I never expected that the festival was gone......"

"I never expected that the festival was gone!"

After everyone finished singing a word, they laughed again in a blink of an eye.

"Okay," Hong Dali shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "It must be that the way I made the film is wrong, your laughter is really low." ”

Another burst of laughter.

After arriving at the end, it was Li Nianwei, the eldest sister, who spoke: "Okay, let's stop laughing, let's listen to the young master tell you the script." Let's shoot everything we can first, but the young master said that this film will be episodeed once a week. ”

"Eun En, everybody come here." A group of people happily gathered around Hong Dali, Hong Dali coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and said seriously: "The name of this episode is called "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama", the background of the story is about a beautiful princess who was captured by the big demon king, and then the male protagonist went to save the princess as a hero full of justice. ”

"This ...... There's nothing special about this," After listening to Hong Dali's introduction to the background of the story, Tang Muxin said suspiciously: "Many of the current martial arts-themed movies and TV series are like this." ”

The others also nodded in unison.

Hong Dali also nodded: "Yes." ”

He shamelessly admitted it!

Then I heard Hong Dali continue: "At the beginning, my line was 'My name is Dang Sledgehammer, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama. When he spoke, he had a slightly eldered mouth, his eyes were straight, and he had a zombie face, and with his line, the effect suddenly became joyful.

"And then?" Tang Muxin couldn't hold back a smile and asked.

"And then?" Hong Dali stepped aside and picked up a plastic toy knife in his hand: "This is my weapon!" ”

Everyone around was stunned, and Tang Muxin was surprised: "Vigorously, this time you didn't lose the family, didn't get an antique knife of at least hundreds of thousands?" ”

"That's right." Hong Dali looked at Tang Muxin: "And then my line is this: 'This is too low-cost, right?' What kind of children's toy sword is it?! Then Hong Dali imitated the sound of the weapon's flash by the way: "Ding! At this time, cool special effects are needed, and this toy sword must be flashed, and it must be flashed! And then I said, 'It's already this quality, and you're still flashing?' ’”

He was talking and gesturing here, this drama itself is not difficult to film, full of laughter, and everyone around him has already laughed to the ground as soon as he said a few words. When Hong vigorously called a male dog with a thin voice, he jumped and ran while pinching his throat and saying the classic sentence "My career has no regrets, I think of running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth ......", everyone laughed completely, fell to the ground and couldn't get up again. Even Li Nianwei, who has always been as gentle and elegant as a big sister, covered her mouth and kept laughing.

When Hong Dali finished talking about all the content of this episode, Tang Muxin's big watery eyes were as bright as a two-hundred-watt light bulb, grabbing Hong Dali's arm, and her small body kept shaking there: "Hammer hammer, we will come here to shoot movies every day after school in the future, okay, okay~~~"

Her delicate voice instantly fascinated.

It seems that we will have to change our name to Hammerhammer in the future...... In the face of Tang Muxin's coquettish skills, Hong Dali decisively surrendered: "Okay, good, I'll come here after school in the future, it's just that this is not a big ...... to burn money" This micro-movie, if you want to burn money, you can't burn it, which makes Hong Dali very depressed. But fortunately, there is still the sci-fi film "The Wind Flash" and the end point Chinese network to help burn money, and I think of some other way, and the task of fifteen million losers a month should be completed so-so. Thinking of this, Hong Dali expressed considerable satisfaction.

At this time, Li Nianwei on the side asked softly: "Young master, we all have a general understanding of the plot, where is the filming location?" Since it's a martial arts drama, it doesn't seem to be possible to shoot here, right? ”

Where to shoot? Hong Dali touched his chin and was thinking about where to shoot, when Ling Xiaoyi on the side reminded: "Young master, that small hill in Fengyuan Lake should be okay." ”

Fengyuan Lake, with mountains and water, has an elegant and quiet environment, and is indeed a good place for filming.

"There......" Hong Dali was about to agree, when suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "No!" How can such a good loser opportunity be missed! I remember that the small hill of Fengyuan Lake is very close to the periphery of Tianjingshan......" Thinking of this, Hong Dali made a decisive decision: "I have decided!" Let's find a good place to shoot! ”

"Where?!" It wasn't Fengyuan Lake that I heard, and the people around me were curious.

"Outside Tianjingshan!" Hong Dali Ha Da Lu smiled: "This micro movie has no chance of being a loser, let's find it from the venue!" I decided, let's buy the periphery of Tianjingshan and set up a scene, and this "Never Expected" will be filmed there in the future! ”

"My God......" Tang Muxin covered her face: "In order to make a micro-film that adds up to a total cost of only 100,000 yuan, you have to spend millions or even tens of millions to buy a mountain as a venue?!" No wonder Tang Muxin is depressed, if she rents a mountain, it may be tens of thousands of yuan a year, but it is completely different when you buy it, at least hundreds of thousands, after all, it is the top of Tianjingshan, and it is close to the city, and the price is definitely not cheap.

For the sake of a micro-film with a total cost of hundreds of thousands, to build such a large venue, especially that piece of mountain, which cannot be developed if you want to, this is simply a complete loser!

"yes!" Hong Dali laughed: "It's decided!" Xiaoyi, I don't care how to buy it, anyway, that piece of mountain will have to belong to me in the future! ”