Chapter 8: The Donkey and the Mouse

Ten days later, Qianqian's energy was finally full.

Chen Hao is ready to start making money and picking up girls.

Using the medical summoning system, Chen Hao can treat all diseases on the earth, so opening a clinic is the best way to get rich.

Chen Hao communicated with his parents about his idea of opening a clinic, and got the strong support of his mother.

However, Chen Jianguo is very honest, and he is usually a hospital and a family with no communication at all, otherwise he would not even be rated as a deputy chief physician, and he is still an ordinary internist after working for more than 20 years.

Although he spent a lot of effort and ran back and forth with cigarettes and alcohol for many days, he couldn't even see the director.

On this day, as soon as Chen Jianguo got home, he turned on the TV, and it happened to be the time of the NBA game highlights, on the TV, the NBA you were playing fiercely, and the commentator was even more hoarse, setting off the atmosphere extremely warmly, and Chen Hao also sat on the sofa to watch together.

Liu Juan finished the meal and called the father and son to eat, but the father and son stared at the TV intently, and no one moved.

Liu Juan screamed a few times, seeing that her husband didn't listen to the greeting, still immersed in the basketball game, her anger was finally uncontrollable, and she reached out to take the remote control and turned off the TV cleanly.

Chen Jianguo was on the rise, but the TV was turned off, and his heart was suddenly like a hundred cats being scratched, but looking at his wife's unkind face, he remembered that he had not been able to complete the task assigned by his wife, so he sat on the sofa with his head down and did not dare to speak.

"Look at it, you can see that you can watch TV, and with the NBA, you don't have to worry about your son's affairs." Liu Juan said angrily.

"Am I not working on it? This procedure is really complicated, and you need to run many departments, you can give me some time. Chen Jianguo thought that things were really not done well, and he had no confidence to speak.

"It's useless to give you ten years, and you stay at home on the TV and computer every day, and the whole nest is a waste." Liu Juan scolded loudly.

Chen Jianguo didn't dare to talk back, and muttered in a low voice: "It's really difficult to be a man, go out to socialize every day, it is said that you don't care about your family; Staying at home every day has become a wreck. ”

"Chen Jianguo, what are you talking about, you have the ability to say it louder!" Liu Juan didn't hear what Chen Jianguo said, but she also knew that it was not a good thing.

Chen Hao couldn't listen to it anymore, so he interrupted his parents' quarrel and said, "Mom, this thing is really not easy to do, and Dad did his best." ”

"Son, it's all your father's uselessness, this little thing can't be done." Liu Juan glanced at Chen Jianguo dissatisfied, Chen Jianguo was swept away by Liu Juan's eyes, and immediately couldn't sit still, took out a cigarette, and walked to the balcony.

"I can't blame my dad for this, I should actually blame me, I can solve this matter myself. I have a classmate in the district health bureau, he should have a way. ”

When Chen Jianguo heard his son's words, he opened his mouth happily and smiled: "Look, my son, he has grown up and can handle problems by himself, so you and I don't have to worry about it." ”

This is also Chen Hao's lazy thinking is making trouble, from birth to graduation from college, Chen Hao has been accustomed to his parents helping him arrange everything, now, Chen Hao has graduated from college and started to have a job, and has a medical call system against the sky, so his future can be completely controlled by himself.

"My parents have worked hard for most of my life, and it's time to enjoy the blessings, do my own things, and I can't let my parents work hard anymore." Chen Hao secretly blamed himself.

Chen Hao picked up his mobile phone, thought about it carefully, flipped out a number, and dialed out.

As soon as the phone was connected, Chen Hao said, "Donkey, are you free?" ”

There was a hearty laugh on the other side of the phone: "Mouse, why do you have time to call me?" ”

"I want to ask you a favor, is it convenient for you?" Chen Hao asked.

"You're my buddy, why are you so polite? Say, "What's the matter?" ”

"As for me, I want to open a private clinic, you can help me with the formalities." Chen Hao said unceremoniously.

"Yo roar, it's a good idea, when can you get out of the way when you stay in the community hospital? Okay, wrap it up on me, you wait for my news. "They readily agreed.

"Thank you." Chen Hao is indeed grateful, if he does this by himself, it will be okay to break his leg, the problem is that he doesn't know where to run errands.

"Thank you, but I have a request, the nurses in your clinic must be beautiful, otherwise even if I die, I won't come to your clinic." Ha Lu smiled, and the other party put down the phone.

The guy who answered the phone was called Ye Jingcheng, who was at the same table with Chen Hao in high school, and was Chen Hao's best friend, and worked in the State Taxation Bureau of Cijiang District after graduating from college.

Ye Jingcheng's father is the head of Cijiang District, and his academic performance has always been miserable, and his ability to enter a key high school depends on his father's relationship.

Ye Jingcheng often falls asleep in class, and many teachers turn a blind eye and don't see it, but the homework must be handed in, because of this, Chen Hao usually helps him copy his homework.

Ye Jingcheng's nickname is "Donkey", which is not because of his long face, but from a wonderful conversation in class.

Once, the Chinese teacher read aloud a poem entitled "Lying Spring" outside the classroom with great expression on the podium, and I hope you will write it down in your notebook:

"Lying Spring":

The dark plum smells the flowers, the lying branches are sad and hateful, and the shore is like water in the distance, and the darkness is like spring green.

Ye Jingcheng was still sleeping on his desk, and the teacher endured it, but Ye Jingcheng, who was usually quiet, actually let out a thunderous snoring sound today, and the beating was subdued and shocking.

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. The Chinese teacher was a young girl who had just graduated, and her face was thin-skinned, so she finally couldn't hold it anymore, so she ordered Ye Jingcheng to stand up and ask him to read the poem aloud in public.

Ye Jingcheng just dreamed of dating a beautiful woman, and saw that he had peeled the beauty into a little white sheep and was about to pick up a gun and get on the horse, but the dream was interrupted by the teacher, and he was also angry in his heart.

Hearing the teacher tell him to read poetry, he looked up and couldn't help but smile.

He has seen this poem on the Internet, isn't it a limerick poem circulating on the Internet? The Chinese teacher had no experience and brought this poem to class.

Seeing Ye Jingcheng's evil smile, the Chinese teacher was angry and said sharply: "What are you laughing at, don't you read it quickly?" ”

"Teacher, I don't want to read it, this poem doesn't sound good." Ye Jingcheng put away his smile and said seriously.

I saw this poem on the Internet yesterday and wrote a good artistic conception, especially to give it to the students in the classroom to enjoy, I actually heard someone say that this poem is not good, or a person who scored 58 points in the Chinese test said, so angry that the teacher's eyebrows are raised, are you a Chinese teacher or am I a Chinese teacher?

"Don't you know how to read? Hurry up and read! ”

"Teacher, are you sure you want me to read it? It's a really bad poem. Ye Jingcheng asked with a straight face.

"Less nonsense? Read! "When the Chinese teacher heard this bad guy, he kept emphasizing that the poems were not good, and he felt that his lungs were about to explode.

Ye Jingcheng coughed twice, then shook his head and read it, and deliberately read it in Shandong dialect:

"I'm Stupid":

I have no culture, I have a very low IQ, if you want to ask me who I am, I am a big stupid donkey. ”

The students laughed loudly, and the Chinese teacher was so angry that his face was flushed, and he stomped his feet and rushed out of the classroom.

This incident later caused a lot of trouble, and it ended with Ye Jingcheng's father accompanying Ye Jingcheng to the teacher's house to apologize in person.

Since then, Ye Jingcheng has had the nickname of "donkey".