Chapter 103: A New Bottle of Old Wine

Huang Zhan, Gu Jiahui, Lin Youlun, and Zhou Yimin watched the same movie, but the seats were not next to each other.

Huang Zhan and Gu Jiahui's seats were back, and they could see that the seats in front of them were full of black heads, and they could hardly see the empty seats. It's really "people are more angry than people", Lin Youlun can write a script casually and make it into a movie, he can be so popular, he is also a famous talent in Xiangjiang, but Huang Zhan lost a lot of money playing movies.

Huang Zhan suddenly realized that he shouldn't have come to the cinema today, others came to watch the movie for entertainment and relaxation, but he came to be hit.

Huang sighed in his seat for a long time, not seeing Gu Jiahui say a word of comfort, thinking about how even Gu Jiahui had become so unrighteous, and felt even more depressed in his heart.

Gu Jiahui wanted to know what Huang Dao thought at this time, and he would definitely cry out for grievances. All he was thinking about now was composing the music for the song "The Rose of Shame Opens Quietly", and Huang Zhan's complaint just now, he was all in his left ear and out of his right ear, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

"Did you really come up with the lyrics on the fly?" The light in Zhou Comin's eyes was changing, gentle and moving.

That song was indeed improvised, but it really wasn't "wanted", and Lin Youlun didn't know how to explain to Zhou Comin, so he stretched out the paper bag containing popcorn and asked Zhou Comin if he ate it.

Zhou Comin was worried that he would gain weight by eating sweets, so he returned the popcorn to Lin Youlun.

She and Lin Youlun sat a little further forward, and a couple sat next to them. The two of them made love in their seats, and Zhou Yimin's face was red, so he had to tilt his head to Lin Youlun's side.

When Lin Youlun saw this situation, he felt a little emotion in his heart, the little girl next door who was once as pure as water finally grew up.

"You haven't answered my question yet." Zhou Comin asked reluctantly.

Lin Youlun's mouth was stuffed with popcorn, and he mumbled "um" and "ah" twice. It's a pity that there is some noise around, all kinds of talking voices, women's laughter, children's crying, Lin Youlun's voice was suppressed.

Zhou Comin was about to ask, but as soon as the overhead light was turned off, the darkness fell, and the theater quickly fell silent.

Calligraphy and paintings began to appear on the screen, and everyone's eyes were attracted, Zhou Yimin stared at the screen intently, and soon forgot about it.

After Golden Harvest's four-square windmill-shaped LOGO was played, the names of Lin Youlun and Wang Jing appeared in turn. In the first scene of the film, as soon as the brightly lit mansion appeared, it evoked the audience's collective memories of the previous movie, it was another Christmas, or that busy family, and I don't know what happy story will happen this time.

"It's still the same, can't it be a little new?" Huang Zhan muttered in a low voice, and only then closed his mouth when he found that the people around him were casting unfriendly glances.

The plot unfolds, but it is similar to Huang Zhan's guess, this time the little protagonist's family is going to Malaysia for a vacation, and the family is busy again. One year older, Xie Tingfeng has only grown a little taller, with a pair of big eyes under his thick eyebrows, jet-black eyes, dripping and turning like abacus beads, and that clever energy is still endearing.

"Xiaowen, you have to tie your tie!"

"My tie was in the bathroom but I couldn't go in because Uncle Jiahao was taking a shower inside and he said if I saw him naked. body, I will never feel like a real man. ”

Many viewers didn't react from this father-son conversation at first, but for Huang Zhan, who wrote "No Anthology", such an adult joke is simply pediatric, and you don't have to think about it to hear that Uncle Jiahao is bragging about his crotch. Under the majesty of the man's capital. There are so many salty and wet jokes in my mind, but I never thought that there would be such a strong "laughing fruit" from the mouth of a child, and it would not make people feel vulgar at all. …,

The plot of the film progressed quickly, and this dialogue also flashed by, so most viewers failed to recall, but the scene of the uncle Jiahao singing in the bathroom and being recorded by the little protagonist caused the first laugh since the opening of the film.

Seeing this, Zhou Comin couldn't help but quietly ask Lin Youlun, "Will the little guy be forgotten at home this time?" ”

Lin Youlun smiled noncommittally, leaned into Zhou Yimin's ear and whispered: "If you know the plot in advance, the movie won't be good." ”

Sure enough, the next plot is a lot different from the previous one, the last time the little guy was locked up in the top floor bedroom because he fought with his brother for pizza; This time, it was the elder brother who played a prank in the church choir and had another argument with the little one, and the elder brother pretended to admit his mistake, but the little one refused to admit his mistake, and was once again locked in the penthouse bedroom.

The movie screen switches to the outside of the house, the cold wind rolls up a newspaper and sticks it on the door, and then the camera gives a close-up of the newspaper, with the heads of Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda printed on the page, and the subtitles explain that this is the news of the escape of two stupid thieves.

Many viewers bought tickets to enter the venue just to watch the funny performances of Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda, and it was very interesting to see the two of them appear in this way.

Once again, the parents overslept, and the family hurried to the airport, and when they got on the bus and issued tickets, the mother began to count the number of people.

"Look, this time it must be because of some lame reason, and then the little guy was forgotten at home again." Huang Zhan couldn't help but comment again, as soon as his words fell, the camera turned on the screen, and the little guy suddenly poked his head out of the front seat of the car and grabbed his ticket.

Feeling that the people around him looked at him with ridicule, Huang Zhan's face suddenly felt a little unbearable, it felt like being slapped in public, and his face was hot.

The arrangement of such a plot really exceeded everyone's expectations, and when they saw the little guy at the airport follow a man wearing the same clothes as his father on the wrong plane, everyone suddenly realized that the story could be like this.

Golden Harvest's intention to focus on overseas markets is very clear, so this time the little guy took the wrong plane and came to Tokyo, Japan.

Huang Zhan was still unconvinced, in his opinion, the story was just a different background, and the content was still the same, but other audiences didn't think so. Those who were worried that the sequel's plot would still be the same old at the beginning finally put their minds at ease and began to enjoy the joy of the movie to the fullest.

The little guy came to Tokyo alone, and the two stupid thieves played by Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda also smuggled to Japan after escaping from prison, and the two got out of a truck transporting frozen fish.

"We're here, this is Tokyo, and it's full of opportunities!" Wu Mengda took a deep breath, and then asked Zhou Xingchi, "Do you smell it?" ”

Zhou Xingchi nodded, with an expression on his face that I understood.

Wu Mengda turned his head and asked, "What is it?" ”

"Fishy!" Before Zhou Xingchi finished speaking, the back of his head was slapped hard by Wu Mengda.

"It's freedom!" Wu Mengda's serious and longing expression, combined with his expression at this time, was indescribably funny, and some viewers couldn't help laughing out loud at this time.

"That's the smell of fish." Zhou Xingchi muttered something in a low voice when he got out of the car, and his aggrieved expression amused all the audience at once. As he walked, he put his hand into the bowl of the beggar on the side of the road, there was glue on his gloves, and a large handful of coins came out, and he was scolded by Wu Mengda for being useless.

After Wu Mengda finished scolding, Zhou Xingchi's hand stuck to a lady's bag again, and he finally shook it off, but was slapped by the other party.

Joyful laughter filled the entire theater, and Huang pouted and did not speak. Gu Jiahui's attention had not been on the movie, and at this time, he was interrupted by laughter, and he couldn't help frowning. …,

The little guy uses his father's credit card to stay in the most luxurious hotel in Tokyo, but he is targeted by a hotel housekeeper with bad intentions. The little guy first used the method of coaxing the two stupid thieves in the previous episode, and used the dummy to deceive the bad housekeeper who sneaked into the room to investigate, but when he went out to play the next day, he met Wu Mengda and Zhou Xingchi on a narrow road, and finally got rid of the two guys, but he met the bad housekeeper who brought someone to knock on the door to check, so he repeated the trick and scared away the person with the dialogue of the videotape.

These familiar episodes are interpreted in another way, although they are repeated, but the audience is not bored and still enjoys watching them. Seeing the bad housekeeper and his party crawling out of the room on the ground in fright, the other tenants were surprised when they opened the door, looking at them was like seeing a group of neurotics, which caused many audience laughter.

The little guy ran out of the hotel, but unfortunately fell into the hands of Wu Mengda and Zhou Xingchi, the stupid thieves, and the audience was no longer as nervous as in the previous episode, but felt that these two stupid thieves should be unlucky again.

As expected, when the little guy was crossing the street, he secretly pinched the buttocks of a girl in a short skirt in front of him while the two stupid thieves were not paying attention, the girl turned around angrily, Zhou Xingchi was still smirking at her, and then he was knocked to the ground by the other party's punch.

Before Wu Mengda could react to what was going on, the girl who overturned Zhou Xingchi regarded him as a pervert accomplice and beat him up, and the little guy took the opportunity to slip away.

According to the address in the notebook of his father's purse, the little one found a relative's house, only to find that the house had been abandoned for a long time, and two stupid thieves followed, and it was another joyous farce, and the two stupid thieves were made even more miserable than the last time.

During this period, the laughter in the theater has not stopped, Gu Jiahui directly laughed and fell down, bent over, pressed his stomach with one hand and kept patting his thigh with the other.

He laughed for a while, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, why didn't he react at all when he slapped his hand on his leg, and he was wondering in his heart, but he heard Huang Zhan say something angrily beside him.

"Please, you're slapping my leg, can you be lighter?" [Ask for collection, recommendation]

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