The same kind can always smell each other's breath when they are together, since Xiao Yat can smell the flower at the first glance, the flower will never fail to smell Xiao Yi.

Because both of them are top powerhouses!

It's just that the current Hua Wrong doesn't matter whether Xiao Yi is a master or a second goods, he only cares about Xiao Yi's identity, the identity of the pickle girl mentor, with the help of Xiao Yi's oral teaching of the "Pickle Girl Art of War", the results of the flower mistake are as follows:

1. I successfully made an appointment with Zhang Yan to have a breakfast that lasted less than ten minutes.

2. Sent a text message to Zhang Yan, and the other party replied to the message for the first time, and the text message was as follows:

Flower Wrong: The weather is really nice today, I've been in a good mood since the morning, and I'll tell you something interesting...... (N word omitted below), before going to bed at night, the mood is better......

Zhang Yan: Hehe.

3. When Zhang Yan came to the wrong store to buy that special drink, she said xiexie to the wrong flower for the first time.

The above three points are unprecedented and brilliant in the eyes of Hua Cuo, as long as Xiao Yi is "caught" every time, Xiao Yi is absolutely not allowed to leave without chatting with him for two hours.

Hua Cuo Zuihou created a trick in the art of war, called taking advantage of the victory to pursue, he thinks that he has now achieved brilliant "results", so he must not relax, and resolutely cannot give the other party a chance to breathe.

So Xiao Yi wants to cry without tears now, and he was "caught" by Hua Wrong early in the morning, and the two big men walked around the street for several hours, and after dressing up "new", they are now standing side by side under the building of Zhang Yan's company.

"You said that this battle, do I count as a general attack?" Hua Cuo looked up at the floor of Zhang Yan's company, with a murderous look on his face, as if he was going to battle.

Xiao Yi thought for a while, shook his head and said, "It must be more of a guerrilla, and it can't be regarded as a general attack." ”

As he spoke, he couldn't help but turn his head and look at Hua Wrong a few more times.

It is rumored that the two protectors of the killer pope back then were peerless handsome men, and now they are dressed up by mistake, which is not much different from the legend.

With fair skin, a resolute face, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a firm nose bridge, and a combination of real facial features not only has the masculinity of a man, but also has a slight handsomeness, which makes Xiao Yi, who has always boasted of being a peerless handsome guy, immediately lower his evaluation of himself, and in front of Hua Cuo, he is at most improvised.

If Xiao Yi's psychological activities at this time were known by those beautiful white-collar workers passing by, they would definitely roll their eyes collectively, just like you, ordinary facial features that can no longer be ordinary, and the appearance that can disappear immediately on the street, in front of the peerless handsome guy next to you, do you dare to say that you are okay? Make do with a fart, make do! It simply insulted the beautiful man next to him.

"Brother, please blow the trumpet, I still can't open my legs." Hua Wrong said with a resolute face.

Xiao Yi nodded and pursed his mouth: "Dudu, toot, toot......"

"Rush, hey!"

The two of them howled like the wind and rushed into the hole, and their brows furrowed when they saw the beautiful white-collar door secretly peeping at the wrong flower downstairs, "It's a pity, such a handsome man is actually insane." ”

The two rushed from the ground floor to the sixteenth floor in one go, and finally stood at the door of Zhang Yan's company, with a look of excitement, "Brother, we finally rushed up!" ”

Xiao Yi was also infected by Hua Cuo's emotions, as if he had raised a machine gun at the front of the position, he nodded and said, "Let's go, continue to destroy the enemy headquarters!" ”

After speaking, the two walked into Zhang Yan's company with their heads held high, and the employees in the company opened their mouths wide when they saw the two neuropaths walking in with their heads held high, and when they reacted, the two had pushed open their Mr. Zhang's office.

Seeing the "commander-in-chief of the enemy army", he took a big stride, saluted a standard military salute, and said sonorously: "Report to the chief, the enemy spies have been captured by me, please send them down!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yi, who was about to "report" on the side, suddenly felt that something was wrong, but it was too late, and after the bastard finished speaking, he grabbed Xiao Yi in front of him, pressed Xiao Yi's shoulders and said loudly to Zhang Yan, who was already stunned: "Report sir, I have been staring at this kid for a few days, and every day I have nothing to do with wandering around downstairs in your company, every time I see your eyeballs, I sweep your legs, and drool, and after I go back, I also solve myself by secretly taking photos of Mr. Zhang, I saw him buy a few rolls of toilet paper every day!" ”

Xiao Yi was so bitter in his heart, he was really careless in making friends, he was still a "comrade-in-arms" who lived and died together just now, and now he knew that the other party was a traitor, and the person who bought the toilet paper was obviously himself, and it was all on himself, and he was about to explain, but he heard the sound of a mosquito like a mistake.

"Brother, brother begs you, just once, help my brother once, if there is anything in the future, brother is duty-bound."

Xiao Yi took a deep breath and wanted to cry without tears.

Zhang Yan, who was sitting on the mahogany chair, also reacted at this time, "That...... What are you doing? ”

After finishing speaking, she herself snorted and laughed, the flower mistake is really enough damage, obviously he himself goes around the downstairs of the company every day, and when he gets off work, he immediately hides to the side and peeks, and he doesn't turn off the flash when he secretly shoots himself, this is all thanks to others, hey, this flower is wrong, and the temperament is still the same as back then......

Zhang Yan's thoughts seemed to have returned to the days when she was in the killer headquarters, when Hua Cuo was the same as now, as long as she appeared everywhere, she could see Hua Cuo's figure, once she peeked at herself taking a bath and was found by herself, and the next day she was still on the ghost butterfly.

At that time, Hua Cuo and Ghost Butterfly, although they would fight every day, but their feelings were better than their own brothers, and the situation that caused today was all because of themselves, but who knew their own hardships?

Thinking back to the past, Zhang Yan could only sigh, hoping that the decision she made at that time was correct.

"Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention just now, and I put these two neuropathies in......"

At this time, the company's front desk hurriedly walked into Zhang Yan's office, interrupting Zhang Yan's thoughts, Zhang Yan waved her hand, signaling that it didn't matter, "It's okay, you go and get busy, these two people are my friends." ”

Zhang Yan's casual words sounded as beautiful in Hua Cuo's ears, Le crooked his mouth and rubbed his hands and smiled a little shyly: "That...... Yan Yan, what you said just now...... We're still friends. ”

Xiao Yi, who looked at Hua Cuo like this, rolled his eyes and scolded secretly: What a useless guy, and stared at Zhang Yan intently while scolding.

Although Zhang Yan is now in her thirties, it does not prevent her from being the title of the number one beauty in the killer world, Nianhua did not leave a mark on him, but gave her a more mature beauty, but the cold face has a fight with Liu Ye'er.

Her legs should be as beautiful as Liu Ye'er!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi secretly scolded himself for being a bastard, how can a woman have to think about other people's legs? Although he thought so, Xiao Yi was very hopeful that Zhang Yan would get up quickly and look clear.

"What's the matter with me?" Zhang Yan was amused by Hua Wrong just now, and her cold face also "melted" a little, but the words she said were still icy and unapproachable.

"Ah, that ......"

Hua opened his mouth twice, but he didn't know what to say, and when he came, he just rushed into the "enemy headquarters" first, but he didn't have Jihua to do anything after rushing in, and he blushed at the moment, and looked at Xiao Yi with a look of help.

Xiao Yi couldn't cry or laugh, and finally understood in his heart that Weishenme didn't take Zhang Yan down with such a good opportunity back then, it was really stupid, and he used his toes to pull a few times seemingly casually.

Hua Cuo was stunned, and suddenly understood, and said happily to Zhang Yan: "That's the case, I heard that tonight a big domestic production, big investment movie premiered, I just found two movie tickets at the door of the house, you can't see Lang Fei Fei is not it, so ...... So that's it...... Are you free that night? ”

Xiao Yi secretly said that it was bad, he just scratched the word movie on the ground, where did this kid come from so many ways, this is self-defeating!

Sure enough, Zhang Yan was surprised when she heard the wrong flower, and then said slowly: "But tonight I only know that it is the premiere of the second part of "Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf"!" ”

Xiao Yi just wanted to dig a hole in the ground at this time.

Hua wrong but disapproving: "Yes, I just said the movie, I didn't think that you are the same as me, you also understand movies, hehe, this film as far as I know the production party has spent a lot of money, whether it is investment or actors, it is an unprecedented large lineup, as well as photographers, lighting engineers, are spending a lot of money to invite the most haode, I have been looking forward to this movie a long time ago, this time after watching, I must write a film review haode......"

Looking at the gushing and knowledgeable Hua Bug, Xiao Yi sighed, shook his head, and said secretly in his heart: Pretending to be forced is like playing with fire, even if you want to play with fire, you must first know what kind of fire it is, this matter is smashed.

"The plastic surgery of the actors this time is unprecedented, especially among them there are a few powerful actors I particularly admire, although they are almost perfect in performance, but in my artistic vision, there are still some flaws......"

"Wait a minute." Even Zhang Yan, who was calm, couldn't stand it, so she hurriedly interrupted Hua Cuo's words and said coldly: "But "Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf" is a cartoon. ”

“……”

Looking at the frozen Hua Cuo, Xiao Yi gently patted him on the shoulder, leaned into his ear and whispered: "This battle ended in a fiasco for our side because of pretending to be forced, Master Hua Cuo, let's retreat." ”

Hua Cuo looked up to the sky and sighed, "The gray wolf hurts me!" ”

The two turned around, ready to retreat with their main steps, even if they were defeated, they had to charge when they fled, otherwise the consequences of the enemy catching up would be very serious.

Just as he walked to the door of the office, a voice floated behind him that was enough to make all shijie bloom in the heart of Hua Cuo.

"I'm off work at half past six today."

"Well, I'll pick you up on time." Hua Cuo replied calmly.

Out of the office, looking at Hua Cuo, who kept twitching at the corners of his mouth, Xiao Yi just realized that something was wrong, and before he could take a step, he was hugged by Hua Cuo in his arms, and snapped on Xiao Yi's face, "Brother, you are my benefactor!" I am willing to live for you forever and immortalize with you! ”

Xiao Yi felt a chill, wiped the "violated" place on his face, and said with gritted teeth: "Please, can you go back to tutor in elementary school Chinese, and besides, you'd better go back and rinse your mouth first, I don't guarantee that your Yanyan likes the taste of garlic!" ”

Hua Wrong Haha smiled: "No problem, I'm going to buy a brush and make sure to brush the garlic flavor into a floral fragrance!" ”

The two of them walked happily into the staircase as they spoke.

The stunned front desk and other colleagues in the company looked at the backs of the two "crazy people" leaving, and their colleagues muttered in their hearts: Isn't there an elevator? Don't you like to take the stairs even if you're a nervous person!

went downstairs, Xiao Yi's phone rang, looking at the caller ID, Xiao Yi's face suddenly turned cold, the name on the display used to move her and make him happy, but now this name makes him heartache and hate!

Lin Ping!

PS: Ask for flowers and votes, xiexie you, the killer hasn't been down since he entered the top 15 of the new book list, but everyone evenly spends flowers and tickets for me, let the killer advance a few times, and rush to the top five.