Chapter 168, I'm still afraid of you as a little thief, Sherlock Holmes?
Chapter 168, I'm still afraid of you as a little thief, Sherlock Holmes?
"Good news, bad news?" Xiaofeng was stunned, "What's the good news, what's not the good news?" ”
"The good news is: that colleague of yours, Wang Manli, has been found." Officer Hao said, "She's safe now. ”
"Great!" Xiaofeng and Fat Pig clapped their hands happily.
"But, you two, don't rejoice too soon." Officer Hao clasped his hands and looked at the two of them coldly.
"What's wrong?" Xiaofeng was stunned.
This officer Hou's look looks very wrong!
"Officer Hao, Manli is fine, right? Ah, she, has she been ruined by the bad guys? Fat Pig asked nervously.
Officer Hao shook his head, "That's not true, but you two are going to be unlucky now." ”
"What? The two of us? Fat Pig and Xiaofeng were stunned.
"Xiao Liu, handcuff both of them to me, and push them to the back first!" Officer Hao suddenly changed color.
This Xiao Liu's policeman quickly took out the handcuffs that had been prepared in advance, and handcuffed Xiao Feng's right hand and Fat Pig's left hand with the same pair of handcuffs.
"Huh? What's going on? Officer, is there any mistake, why are you handcuffing us? For this change, Xiaofeng was not prepared at all.
How can it be so good, the reporter was actually handcuffed as a criminal?
"yes, what are you doing? We're good people, why did you cuff us? Fat Pig exclaimed.
"Good guys? I suspect you two are Labor Square mask robbers! Officer Hao said sternly, "Take them in for me first and lock them up." I'm going to interrogate them later! ”
"Wronged! Wronged! We're not robbers! Little Wind and Fat Pig screamed.
However, police officer Xiao Liu couldn't help but say something, so he pushed the two people away. But the fat pig's weight was too heavy, and he resisted desperately, at this time, a few more policemen came over to help Xiao Liu police, and pulled the two brothers to the temporary detention room behind the police station.
After closing the iron door, the two men looked like a pair of animals caught in a cage.
"Let us go! Let us go! Fat Pig shook the iron-barred door and barked madly.
"Forget it, it's useless." Xiaofeng sighed, "They really treat us as robbers!" ”
"Brother, why do they treat us as robbers? We are obviously here to report the crime, how can any robber take the initiative to send it to the police station? Fat Pig said.
"How do I know the Dao?" Xiao Feng was also confused, "Perhaps, they thought we were wearing those clothes, masks, and pistols, so they mistakenly thought we were robbers, right?" ”
"But didn't we rob Manly? If we catch thieves and catch stolen goods, why do they suspect that we are robbers? Fat Pig muttered.
Ten minutes later, the stolen goods appeared in front of Xiaofeng.
In the interrogation room of the police station.
Xiao Feng sat on a chair below, and behind the table above, sat Officer Hao and Officer Xiao Liu, who was making notes.
"Lu Xiaofeng, look at it, is this your mask, clothes, and shoes? Oh, and the replica gun is yours too, right? ”
Xiaofeng looked down and nodded.
"yes, it's mine, I asked Fat Pig to get it."
"Fat Pig, is that the little fat man?"
"Well, that's right, it's him, his name is Zhu Xiaogang, and he is my classmate."
"How? Since this thing is yours, why don't you confess it quickly? Officer Hao sneered, "You have nothing to say, right?" ”
"Stolen goods?" Xiaofeng said, "What have you gained?" These things are mine, but, as I said earlier, these things were made to joke with Manly? If you don't believe me, you can ask Manli? ”
"You're still denying it?" Officer Hao said sternly, "Our colleague has already gone to ask Wang Manli. That's right, you asked her out tonight, and then the fat man also came over and kept pestering her. Oh, and later, the fat man simply stopped her and didn't let her go. That's when you appear wearing this mask. Later, another man, presumably another accomplice of yours, pretends to knock the fat man to the ground, and then he joins you in hijacking Manly into a van. ”
"And one more? Who is it? ”
"Hmph, that person, what else do I want to ask you? Is he your accomplice? Did the three of you commit the crime together? You tell me honestly! Officer Hao looked at Xiao Feng very sternly, "Hurry up and confess who this guy is!" ”
"Officer, I've said it all, it's really not me! I was playing with Fat Pig. Who knows, I was attacked halfway. The guy also put on my mask and came back to kidnap Manli, and Fat Pig came out to save Manli, but was smashed by another person. That's the whole thing, I'm not lying! Fat Pig and I are not robbers, we are still victims, right? "Xiaofeng is really hard to argue.
"Victims? Will the devil believe your words? You and Fat Pig both got their heads smashed? How can it be so coincidental? You're both pigs, huh? Can you make up this kind of story? Well, even if you're trying to play a prank, how can your plan be heard by those two guys? Also, why did they pretend to be you to kidnap Wang Manli? Don't people have their own props, no weapons? Do you have to use any of your stuff? Officer Hao said, patting the table.
"Lu Xiaofeng, I can tell you, I am the Sherlock Holmes of our police station. As soon as I look at your face, I know you're lying. Hmph, I'll restore the truth. Tonight, you invited Wang Manli to Labor Square, this is where you usually commit crimes, right? ”
"What? Where did I commit the crime? Xiaofeng's eyes widened.
"Hmph, you did the last few cases, right? You don't have to lie to me. This time, you targeted your colleague Wang Manli, brought her here under the pretense of a date, and deliberately chose a remote place. Then, you excuse yourself and leave and let Fat Pig out. Then, you put on these clothes and shoes, put on a mask, and come back with a replica gun. Then, another of your accomplices pretended to knock the fat pig unconscious, and then you and the accomplice robbed Wang Manli away. Later, you also took the money from her purse. In the end, he left her in the middle of the road, and threw away all these things by the way. ”
Officer Hao made a seemingly rigorous reasoning.
"Officer, your imagination is so rich!" Xiao Feng sighed, "Then let me ask you, if I were a robber, why would I have to spend half a day to make such a play?" I could have just put on a mask and rob it, so why bother showing up and asking Manli to come out. Isn't that the same as exposing myself by doing this? ”
"Ha Luha, this is where you are cunning." Officer Hao said with a smile, "Recently, our police issued a notice warning citizens not to wander around Labor Square at night, so there are many fewer single women who come to this square at night. You can't find someone to target, so you have to find your own acquaintances, so you go after your former colleagues. However, how could she, Wang Manli, come to Labor Square alone at night if she didn't have anything to do? So, you have to invite her in your own name and let her come to the appointment. Of course, you have to meet her first as she is, but there is also a benefit to it. ”
"The benefits? What are the benefits? Xiaofeng asked.
"If you ask a girl out for what you are, of course the other party won't suspect that you are a robber. It's like in the movie "Zorro", where one person plays two different roles at the same time, creating the illusion of others. You're in the same space, playing as both yourself and the mask robber, and that's easy to do, just change your clothes and put on a mask. Moreover, in this way, you can make people believe even more that you, Lu Xiaofeng, are definitely not the mask robber. ”
Xiaofeng is really speechless, this police officer's imagination is so rich, it's time to be a mystery novelist!
"Similarly, your accomplice, the fat pig Zhu Xiaogang, also played such a role. You let him play the flower messenger, and then you come out pretending to be a robber. Oh no, you're meant to be a robber. When you do this, you can do two things. First, you can rule out both your own suspicions and Manly's suspicions about Fat Pig; Second, if Manli accidentally finds out that the robber is you, you can also cleverly explain that you are playing with Fat Pig yourself, so that she will not suspect that you are the mask robber! ”
"What?" Xiaofeng was really shocked.
So you still have this kind of reasoning? High, really high!
"Then, you have your other accomplice jump out and knock Fat Pig unconscious, and of course, I think Fat Pig is a fake faint. That way, you and another accomplice can take this Manli and take her belongings. Isn't that so? ”
"Officer Hao, you are really imaginative! Then I'll ask you, I robbed Manli, took her money, why did I let her go? Also, why did I leave all these criminal tools on the side of the road? Doesn't that make it easier for you to find evidence of your guilt? Xiaofeng asked rhetorically.
A robber will never lose his tools no matter what, so what will he use to rob in the future?
Xiaofeng believed that his rhetorical question would leave Officer Hao speechless.
Unexpectedly, this strange police officer laughed again.
"Hahaha! Lu Xiaofeng, I have to admire that you are a perfect criminal, well, quite a powerful criminal! Well, you're very cunning, but no matter how cunning you are, you can't hide it from me. Why do you want to release Wang Manli, it's very simple, you are not robbing sex, you are just robbing money, you took the money in Manshu's wallet, of course you let her go. ”
"Wait!" Xiao Feng stared at Officer Hao and asked, "How much money did I rob her?" ”
"This, this is not much, only five hundred yuan."
"Joke, I'm just robbing for 500 yuan? Officer, I'm too cheap, right? Xiao Feng sneered.
"What is impossible? There was a case on my side, the robber robbed someone of 50 yuan, and when he was caught, he also felt a loss, and he spent several years in prison for this 50 yuan. However, no matter how much money is robbed, as long as it is a robbery, it will be sentenced. ”
"My sister told me that the crime of robbery is not the amount of robbery, as long as the robbery is robbed, it will be sentenced."
"Okay, now that you know the truth, does it make sense for you to calculate with me how much money you robbed?" Officer Hao continued, "As for you throwing away these tools of crime, this is better understood. You don't need these things anymore, and you can buy them again in the future, so why don't you just throw them away? ”
"You, you're a bloody spew, I didn't do this, no is no!" Xiao Feng was blushing by Officer Hao's words.
"Well, in the face of the facts, you can't deny it! Lu Xiaofeng, you thief shouts to catch a thief, the trick of the doppelganger change, you can only deceive some little policemen, where can you fool me? Tell me quickly, where is your other accomplice, if you don't tell me honestly, don't blame me for being rude! ”
"I don't know, I don't have any accomplices at all! If you don't believe me, give me a beating!" Don't you like torture to extract confessions? Come on, I'm not afraid! Xiaofeng gritted his teeth.
"Good boy, you, you'll see! Take him down for me! Officer Hao said angrily.
Another policeman dragged Xiaofeng away.
"Bastard, you are a broken policeman, you are careless of human life, you wait and see, I will definitely settle accounts with you, master!" Xiao Feng scolded and scolded.
Looking at Xiao Feng who was taken away, Officer Hao wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"This kid is quite stubborn!" He shook his head, but smiled again, "Hmph, I'm still afraid of you little thief, Sherlock Holmes?" ”??????