Chapter 58, Gross Weight or Net Weight?

This late boy is none other than a fat pig.

Why did this kid come here to study? Didn't he say to work for that company?

This repeater class is completely full-time, unless you have a part-time job, you don't have time to do both.

Xiaofeng understood.

Dare to love this fat pig has also been laid off? He actually lied to me and said that he was doing well now?

I thought that only a thin man like me would deceive people, but it turns out that you fat man can also lie?

In Journey to the West, the most cunning and intriguing person is not Sun Wukong, nor those goblins, it is precisely this Zhu Bajie. Don't be a man!

Xiaofeng quickly buried his head and watched what happened to the fat pig.

You were late for the first day of class, and you weren't called to stand by Teacher Song?

Unexpectedly, this Song Ruxue did not punish the fat pig.

On the first day of school, Mr. Song's subordinates showed mercy.

"This classmate, don't be late in the future. Hurry up and find a seat and sit down. ”

"It's good, it's good." The fat pig nodded his head like pounding garlic, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked down.

At this glance, he was dumbfounded.

There are people sitting in every seat below this.

"Teacher, here, this place is full of people? I, where am I sitting? ”

Song Ruxue took a look, ah, really, this classroom is really "full".

"Teacher, I have a seat here." A chubby hand reached out.

Everyone else followed the voice, and suddenly, burst into laughter.

"What are you laughing at? Isn't there a seat next to me? The girl was annoyed, stood up, crossed her waist, and looked at her classmates around her.

This girl is the super fat girl who occupies two-thirds of the seat, and it looks like the seat is "full", but in fact, there is a little place to sit. It's no wonder that Fat Pig and Song Ruxue can't see this seat.

Fat Pig has a headache now.

This fat girl, as big as her two of herself, sitting next to her, can she stand it?

"Then you can sit over there." Song Ruxue said.

The fat pig had no choice but to lower his head and walk over.

Xiaofeng was overjoyed when he saw the fat pig like this, and stretched out his tongue.

Hmph, you fat pig, you usually sit with me, you always occupy the seat, leaving me only so much space. Today, I'll give you a taste of what I had at the beginning.

Unexpectedly, the fat pig with his head down, but he found someone over there with his peripheral vision, as if he had made a move towards himself.

He stopped and looked in that direction, only to see a small wind.

Xiao Feng couldn't dodge, so he had to make a grimace at the fat pig and spread his hands again.

That means fat and pigs understand: Who told you that this guy was late? You just make do and sit with that fat girl.

The fat pig glared at Xiaofeng, didn't care about him, and sat down next to the fat girl.

This fat girl still welcomed a big living person by her side, she smiled very enthusiastically, her face looked fatter, and she moved out as much as she could.

Fat Pig was not polite, and sat down.

"Okay, the students are all here, and now, let's start the roll call. Oh, let me introduce myself first, my name is Song Ruxue, I am your homeroom teacher and your Chinese teacher. Song Ruxue turned around and wrote her name on the blackboard behind her.

"Song Ruxue?" Xiao Feng pondered the name in his heart.

Yes, yes, I'm the wind, and this beautiful teacher is called Snow. The wind and snow are fluttering, what a mood!

When Song Ruxue turned around and wrote on the blackboard, Xiaofeng was secretly looking at the teacher's back.

That day, Xiaofeng also saw her back, which was very charming.

Today, Xiaofeng saw this back again, and his heart itched even more.

If I can soak in this beautiful teacher, I must be very happy!

However, she is Xiaofeng's teacher? How could Xiaofeng have such a "big rebellion" thought?

Xiaofeng doesn't care about this. As long as it is a woman who has never been married, a close relative within three generations, not a woman who is not in that special industry, and is over 16 years old and under 30 years old, Xiaofeng is qualified to chase, and there are no taboos.

What happened to the teacher? Isn't Xiaolongnu also Yang Guo's teacher, aren't the last two of them together?

Besides, if this male teacher is allowed to find female students, male students are not allowed to find female teachers? It's so unfair, isn't it?

According to Xiaofeng's principle, except for his sister Xiaoyun, this Qin Xiaoyu and Song Ruxue are all women he can overthrow.

Xiaofeng stared at the beautiful teacher, imagining.

"Xiaofeng, what are you looking at?" Suddenly, Xu Dongjin looked at Xiao Feng strangely, he followed Xiao Feng's gaze, and also saw this Teacher Song.

At this time, Teacher Song had already turned around.

"It's on time." Xiaofeng's harazi couldn't help but flow out.

"Oh, I see. Brother Feng, are you fantasizing about Teacher Song? Xu Dongjin then understood.

"Nonsense, how is this a fantasy?" Xiaofeng looked at Xu Dongjin very seriously, "Is this called appreciation, appreciating Zhilu Dao?" ”

"Unreasonable, unreasonable." Xu Dongjin shook his head, "Are you even interested, teacher?" What a superman! ”

For Xu Dongjin, the teacher is equivalent to an elder in his family, he can't be cranky, and his parents have educated him like this.

Don't look at incivility, don't think about incivility! Sin, sin!

For him, it's another beautiful girl, who is more reliable.

"Now, let me name each of you stand up and introduce yourself. Because time is tight, everyone only needs to give a brief introduction. Song Ruxue began to roll call.

There are more than 30 people in it, and the author will not introduce them one by one, but point to a few important people to introduce.

"My name is Chang Guangguang." The god-like boy stood up, "Often, everyday, everyday." ”

"What? Ever-bright, then you're always light-slippery? Xiaofeng said with a smile.

"yes, my house is big, it's my own, and I often walk around naked in my room, so what's the matter?" Chang Guangguang tilted his head, looking very intoxicated.

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed.

Qin Xiaoyu didn't laugh, she frowned instead.

This Lu Xiaofeng has a very strong association ability, and he is quite good at joking, he must be a guy who doesn't learn and has no skills.

Fat Pig was also happy when he saw that his good brother was talking again.

As long as there is a small wind, I am sure that the atmosphere in this class will not be much worse in the future.

"My name is Shi Xiaodong, female, weighing 200 kilograms." The chubby chick stood up.

Weighing 200 kilograms, are you embarrassed to introduce it?

"Well, it's heavy enough." Chang Guangguang gave a thumbs up, "How much does a pound cost?" ”

"You, you're insulting people?" Shi Xiaodong was a little annoyed.

"Didn't you report your weight? I thought your family was selling meat, and I want to compare whether you are heavy or your old sow is heavy. Chang Guangguang intervened, triumphant.

How shall I dishonor you? So fat, you still don't want to lose weight? It's a crowd of resources and an impact on the school's appearance.

"This classmate is right." Xiaofeng stood up and said, "However, our Mr. Chang Guangguang is not small, and he also likes to take off his clothes and walk around often. I want to ask, Mr. Chang Guangguang, do you usually weigh yourself, do you weigh your gross weight, or net weight? ”

"Gross weight? I have a lot of hair, but what's heavy? Of course, it's the net weight. Chang Guangguang didn't understand what the concept of gross weight and net weight was.

"Oh, it's net weight, huh? I see, that's how much you weigh after you strip naked, right? Is it? Then how can you sell this pound of meat? I can tell you, I only eat meat, not hair, if there is an extra hair, I don't want it. Xiaofeng shook his head and said.

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed.

"You, you kid turned out to hurt me?" Chang Guangguang then understood.

"Eh, I didn't hurt you, didn't you let our female classmate sell it? Then let me weigh you too, there's nothing wrong with that, right? It's fair," Xiaofeng said, and the class was laughable.

The fat girl Shi Xiaodong was angry now, she said to herself: "Wow, it's still this handsome guy." ”

"Okay?" The fat pig next to her shook his head, and said in his heart: Xiaofeng, what are you doing, are you in trouble?

Sure enough, Chang Guangguang sat down angrily and stared at Xiao Feng fiercely.

You little white face, you are tired of life, dare to go against Lao Tzu?

We'll see, I'll give you a taste of, and I'll let my brother teach you a lesson??????