469. [469] Three Naughty Bags Kill the Teacher in Class (Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
Mu Hibiscus was frightened, and quickly turned around, his face pale, "Yes...... Not great. ”
Lin Jiaoyang stepped forward, sat in his seat, and looked at her, "There's nothing to be sorry for." ”
He reached out and put the album in his drawer, locked it, and said, "Is it clean?" ”
She nodded, "I'm cleaned up, I'll leave now." ”
As he spoke, he was about to go out with the cleaning tools, but he said, "Send them down and come back up." ”
She was stunned, then nodded.
After a while, he pushed open the door and walked in again.
"Close the door."
Hibiscus did so, close to the desk.
"Hibiscus, actually, I thought you knew, but I didn't want to hide it from you."
She was a little at a loss," Mr. Lin ...... Which thing are you referring to? ”
"Both."
"I don't pay much attention to anything other than reading novels on the Internet, and I only found out today."
He looked at her, feeling her restraint.
Lin Jiaoyang stood up, walked to her side, stretched out his hand and pinched her chin, "Just now, what were you crying at the door of the bathroom?" ”
She was shocked, "Mr. Lin...... How do you know? ”
He turned, turned the computer around, and she saw the surveillance on the screen at a glance.
"You're spying on me?"
"Just unintentionally looking, tell me, what are you crying about?"
She looked down, "I don't know. ”
Lin Jiaoyang asked again, "You don't have a boyfriend, do you?" ”
"Nope."
"Then stay with me." Saying this, Lin Jiaoyang needed a lot of courage.
"What?" She looked up at him in confusion.
"Stay with me, I think your temperament reassures me."
It's not love, it's not love, it's peace of mind.
"You're not Ann ............"
Lin Jiaoyang hugged her, and the special fragrance from his body made Mu Hibiscus feel like a lightning strike, and he didn't dare to move.
"I have loved her for many years, and this love will not disappear all at once, but I believe in time, and I believe that there will always be a woman who will appear to me at the last moment, and let my love transfer to her little by little, can you do it?"
Hibiscus suddenly did this for some reason, what a surprise!
She still thinks it's a hallucination.
Mr. Lin...... Are you serious? ”
He let go of her, a smile on his face, "Is it possible, do you think I'm joking with you?" ”
She blushed like a red apple, "I didn't expect you to make me ......"
"I'm almost thirty years old, not young, and I have a son at home, and I've been urged by my mother for a long time, I want to try, try it with you."
She seemed to have mustered up enough courage, "I want to try it too, try it with you." ”
"Well, okay, let's try it first, don't call Mr. Lin or Mr. Lin in the future, just call me Jiaoyang."
She nodded, and immediately turned around, "I'll go out first." ”
"Okay."
Hibiscus ran so fast that she opened the door and ran straight away, until she ran far away, and her blushing and heartbeat symptoms had not disappeared.
Lin Jiaoyang turned around, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and stood in front of the window, looking at the sky in the distance, with an uncertain expression.
A relationship that is not because of love may be a cup, a drama, or a comedy, depending on how the parties operate.
Everything is risky, and the key depends on whether people dare to take risks.
***
The three children formed the same class, and the teacher who came to teach was not a young female teacher, but a retired professor from the highest university in the country.
If it weren't for An Xiaonuan's face, he wouldn't be idle as a teacher for the three little dolls.
The professor is 61 years old this year, has a long beard, wears a pair of glasses, and is in a particularly good state of mind.
When he came to Gu's house and saw these three little radish heads, the first sentence was decided, and he smiled, "I see, each of these three little milk babies is honest." ”
Walking to the room with the schoolbag, there were two tables in front of her, which were merged together, Ye Duoduo sat in the middle, and the other two sat on either side of her.
Seeing him come in, Gu Yu took the lead in asking, "Grandpa, are you our teacher?" ”
The old professor replied, "Yes, today, I will give you the first lesson." ”
Ye Duoduo asked, "Then teacher, what lesson did you give us today?" ”
"This morning we will go to math and in the afternoon to Chinese, okay?"
The three of them clapped their hands, "Okay, good." ”
"I'm the best at math." Ye Duoduo volunteered, "I'm good at math." ”
The old professor nodded, "Well, that's right, I brought three sets of textbooks and sent them to you, and we'll start learning from the first page." ”
After he sent the text, he took chalk and wrote four big words on the blackboard: self-introduction.
"Now, let's look at the first page, it says introduce yourself, the three of you, can you introduce yourself to the teacher one by one, and tell the teacher what advantages you have?"
Gu Tan stood up and replied calmly, "I'll come first, my name is Gu Tan, Ben San this year, I have money, a house, a car, a talent, a background, an identity, a look, an ideal, a wife, and I just need a child, thank you." ”
The old professor's eyes were straight, "Gu ...... Classmate Tan, tell the teacher, what do you mean by running for three years this year? ”
Gu Tan replied, "It means that I am three years old, I am more than two years old, don't I just run towards three?" ”
The old professor nodded, "There are quite a lot of advantages, even I have a wife, alas, the teacher is ashamed of himself, and he is still an old bachelor." ”
"Teacher, why are you an old bachelor?"
"My wife died of cancer in her forties, and I haven't looked for it, but isn't it just a single, okay, you sit down, and the next one starts."
Ye Duoduo stood up.
"My name is Ye Duoduo, my name means everything, I am more beautiful, cute, gentle, kind, virtuous, temperamental, all in all, I am a big beauty, but this is not my only advantage, my biggest advantage is that I have a rich, house, car, talent, background, identity, appearance, ideal husband, he is Gu Tan, thank you."
The old professor's face was already cramping, "The teacher took the liberty of asking, do your parents know about the two of you privately agreeing for life?" ”
"Yes." The unanimous answer made the old professor feel that his three views had been destroyed.
He pointed at Gu Yu with trembling hands, "It's your turn." ”
Gu Yu stood up and said, "Teacher, I have no merit. ”
The old professor said in disbelief, "Your brother has so many advantages, but you have no advantages?" So what do you have? ”
"I don't study, I don't have a family, I don't have a height, I don't have my looks, I don't have a cool game, I don't have muscles, I don't have martial arts, I don't have diligence, I don't have seriousness, I don't have responsibility, I don't have hardship, I don't have hard work, I don't have modesty, I don't have enthusiasm, I don't have my wife, I don't have children, in short, I don't have anything."
The old professor vomited blood, how did these three children grow up?
Are these three children still a product of the earth?
"Good! Please be seated. ”
The old professor took a deep breath and said, "Today we are starting to learn to recognize numbers ......."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Tan spoke, "Teacher, we know numbers, we don't need to teach this, teach us addition and subtraction, right?" ”
"It's so powerful, then let's start learning addition and subtraction."
"............" dozens of minutes passed.
The old professor put down the textbook and said, "Have you learned what I just said?" ”
"Learned!" The slogan is not an ordinary Qi.
"Okay, then I'll check it." He put his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "Gu Tan, stand up and answer the question." ”
He stood up and looked at the old professor.
“1+1=?”
“2”
“3+2=?”
“5”
“7+3=?”
“10”
"Okay, sit down, we taught the addition within ten today, and we learned it well." The old professor nodded, and then said, "Ye Duoduo." ”
Ye Duoduo stood up, a little apprehensive, "You also said just now, you are good at mathematics, and the teacher will test you now." ”
"Teacher, did I really say that just now?"
The old professor smiled, "The teacher is not deaf yet, now, let me ask you, 5+3=?" ”
Ye Duoduo pondered for a moment, glanced at Gu Tan, and then replied, "8." ”
"Okay, answer correctly, sit down."
Ye Duoduo hurriedly sat down, but he didn't expect to answer a question and sit down.
"Gu Yu, it's your turn."
Gu Yu stood up and accepted the question.
“2+2=?”
Gu Yu looked up to the sky and replied, "3"
"The answer is incorrect, it's 4." The old professor then asked, "4+2=?" ”
“4。”
"No, it's 6." He looked at Gu Yu, "I answered both questions incorrectly, did you listen to the class?" Listen again, 2+4=? ”
“2。”
The old professor's beard was crooked, "The answer to the last question is 6, and the two numbers will not be reversed?" ”
"Teacher, I think there's something wrong with this math."
"What's the problem?"
"Why should 1+1 be equal to 2, this is a rare probability event, for example, me and my brother, such twins, and they are both boys, and together they are 2, so am I and Duoduo still 2 together? We're not of the same gender, and I don't think we can add up to a few just because we add up. ”
"What kind of fallacy is this?"
"Gu Yu is crooked."
“…………”
When An Xiaonuan arrived home at noon, she found that the old professor came out with a book curled up in his beard, "Teacher, how are the children in class?" ”
As soon as the old professor was about to speak, Gu Yu ran over, "Mommy, the teacher said that we are all very obedient, very motivated in learning, and a material that can be made." ”
The old professor replied angrily, "Yes! Miss An, I'll go back first, and I'll come back in the afternoon. ”
"Okay, good work."
Back in the living room, An Xiaonuan told the three of them, "The teacher has cultivated many talents, it is not easy for you to follow the teacher in class, if you are under his hands, you will definitely have excellent grades." ”
"Mommy, what is the talent of the pillars, the talent of building houses?"
“…………”
"The talent of the pillar is an idiom, the building is the ridge purlin, the beam, the wood that can be used as the beam of the house, the metaphor of the talent who can take on the important task of the country, you know?"