On the first day of work, Liu Shuang specially took out a white shirt that he had never worn, but how did he feel so awkward after wearing it, as if he had put a sleeve on his body, Liu Shuang was very unhappy with this feeling, and finally it was a dirty T-shirt and denim shorts, but the slippers on his feet were replaced by a pair of gray sneakers.

Go to work! Brother has a formal job!

There was no car, not even a bicycle, so Liu Shuang had to take his No. 11 bus, bought a few steamed buns at a roadside stall, and was eating steamed buns! Suddenly, I heard a coquettish voice behind me: "Help! Robbery! Robbery! ”

Robbery?! This early morning robbery, and now this robber is so dedicated? No wonder I, the famous killer, have no work to do. Ignoring it, Liu Shuang continued to fight with the soy milk and buns in his hand.

The voice was getting closer and closer to Liu Shuang, and suddenly, Liu Shuang felt a strong wind behind him, and before he could hide, his body was hit hard.

Liu Shuang fixed his eyes and wiped it, hanging his eyes on the white-fronted tiger! The robbery in the morning was still dressed like this, but this is really thoughtful.

The robber dressed as a tiger stumbled after hitting Liu Shuang, stabilized himself, and slipped into an alley. Fuck, this rat likes to dig into the alley!

Liu Shuang cautiously looked at the soy milk that fortunately didn't spill, this effort was really a bit expensive to use to prevent the soy milk from spilling, and took a sip of soy milk.

Damn, my brother was going to work, but you hit my brother and say I'm sorry! It's like this, it's impossible to say, my brother is a good citizen, so I have the obligation to teach you to be a good citizen. Thinking in his heart, Liu Shuang spread his feet and rushed into the alley.

In the depths of the alley, the robber was holding a knife in his hand, staring at Liu Shuang who had just rushed in, it turned out that this was a dead end.

When the robber showed off the knife, Liu Shuang raised his hands very cooperatively, and said, "Brother, be careful, this is not a joke." ”

Seeing Liu Shuang's cowardice, the robber also put his mind at ease, forced the knife under Liu Shuang's armpit, and said coldly: "Take out the valuable things on your body, hurry up." ”

Liu Shuang slowly took out a crumpled piece of five cents from his pocket with a painful face, which was leftover from breakfast, and the flesh was stuffed into the man's hand painfully, "Brother, if you want money, just say it, I will definitely give it, don't be so fierce!" This knife doesn't have eyes, man, can you remove it? ”

"Five cents a piece, you stinky and begging for food!" The robbers were furious. The knife advanced a little more, and Liu Shuang could feel the coolness on the blade, but something seemed to be wrong.

"Don't don't, brother, you see I have so much money on me, if there is anything else on me that you like, you can take it!" Liu Shuang hurriedly said, with a gesture of resignation. Then he added weakly: "That, brother, my chrysanthemum is still in place." ”

As soon as he said this, there was a plop behind him, but it was not the robber, but a girl who had just chased in, the robber was staring at Liu Shuang's ass with his eyes shining at this time, and even a knife was thrown aside, that expression made Liu Shuang feel a chill, his sister, Lao Tzu just said a joke, this is really a joke, brother's orientation is normal.

The beautiful woman kicked away a stone that blocked her way with an angry kick, crossed Liu Shuang with a strange look, and directly kicked the robber to the ground.

The beauty's mouth flattened, and she sneered: "You can be a robber with a knife that hasn't opened Fengfeng, and you haven't been weaned yet, right?" ”

Didn't open the ?!! Turns out something is wrong here! Liu Shuang suddenly understood.

Liu Shuang rushed up and kicked again, but the strength was well controlled, "I almost forgot about the business when you made such a fuss, why don't you apologize for hitting someone!" I! As an honest, lovely, trustworthy, and good citizen who loves the police, he should criticize you twice. I'm sorry to hit someone, I was just having breakfast and said no? You hurt me almost Lang for breakfast, Lang is shameful to spend food, and, what if I choked just now? There's a good chance I'm going to choke to death. This is a very dangerous practice. You say I'm ······"

"Stop!" That beauty really can't listen to it anymore, is this still a man? So weak, such nonsense, it's even more than a.

In the interval between the two of them talking, the robber got up again, the beautiful woman's eyes were sharp, and she stepped down again, "You, squat with me." ”

said to Liu Shuang again: "Xie Lu, thank you for helping me chase him." ”

"No thanks, I'm not helping you, I'm just here to make him say sorry to me." Liu Shuang said righteously, the robber got up again unrelentingly, and quickly set up a posture, ready to deal with the man and woman in front of him.

"Go down for me." Liu Shuang kicked down this time, "Say I'm sorry, I'm still in a hurry to go to work!" Damn, it's not good to be late for the first day of work, you say? Belle. ”

"Then you go to work! He handed it over to me, and cleaned up his little meaning. The beauty said to Liu Shuang quite impatiently, and said in her heart: How can there be such a person in the world!

"Wait, he hasn't told me he's sorry yet! said, hurry up, "The robber was kicked back and forth several times by these two people, and he learned to be honest, and he squatted on the ground and couldn't get up."

"Say!" Liu Shuang lifted his feet and threatened: "Today's young people, how can the quality be like this, look at your appearance is not yet an adult!" What is the robbery for? ”

The robber buried his head in the crotch of his pants, "I, I, I don't have money to play games!" ”

“····· Say I'm sorry! Liu Shuang had to sigh that now this young man was poisoned by the game, and he even thought of the robbery.

"Yes, I'm sorry."