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After a hearty dinner, Koala took over the script from one of the six bodyguards.

Qin Ren and Yunluo looked at each other and smiled bitterly, the general and Tangtang looked at each other and smirked, the two men followed the koala to the Tiantai Botanical Garden, and the snow tiger and the red rat followed the three humans to watch the show.

"Okay, let's start, Brother Qin Ren, Brother Yunluo, don't tell me that you haven't read the script, filming will officially start tomorrow, Brother Yunluo, you can't embarrass me, you are a koala I brought into the crew and led into the film industry." Nalan Shiqi sat lazily on the rattan chair with her little fresh goddess Fan, her little hands clapping the script.

Yunluo nodded, and said calmly and confidently: "No problem, I have memorized the script backwards." ”

"Cut, if you have the ability, Brother Yunluo, you can recite it to the koala, I will listen to it, who can't say big words." Nalan Shiqi's beautiful eyes lit up, and she seized this opportunity and began to laugh at Yunluo, the bad guy.

Yunluo smiled gently, looked at Koala, and really memorized the script from end to end, the supporting actor Allen has very few scenes, and the entire script plus one piece does not have 3,000 words.

"Okay, Brother Yunluo, you won, little second brother, hurry up and pretend to be a murderer, kidnap Allen, you have to take a gun to Allen's head, it doesn't matter what you look at, anyway, you are an impostor, it's better to fake it, but the action must be right, the murderer is dragging Allen away, he must be brutal and rude, so that Allen feels that his life is not guaranteed."

Koala really didn't just think about all kinds of whole two men, for the trainee policewoman sharpshooter movie, Koala studied the entire movie plot process very carefully after taking it. can do it in your heart, even if it's not a koala's role. Koalas have a detailed figure, she really wants a queen trophy.

General Snow Tiger and Red Rat Sugar Candy were lying on the side, squinting their eyes, and watched the human beings commit two strongly.

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After the two men and one woman auditioned for more than half an hour, due to Yunluo's brilliant performance, the koalas who wanted to find fault with their temper had to hold back the anger in their stomachs, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. The koala suddenly said to Qin Ren: "Brother, people are thirsty, they want to go down and squeeze some juice, what flavor do you and Brother Yunluo want?" ”

"Well, cantaloupe." Qin Ren was instructed by the koalas to pose in various ways, and he was also tired.

"Pineapple." Yunluo was not polite to Koala, he had already seen it. Koala's eyes are so clear and innocent, but Fang doesn't know what she is thinking about herself and Qin Ren in her heart.

Nalan Shiqi went downstairs lightly, and after about ten minutes, he came up with three glasses of freshly squeezed juice. Yunluo smiled slightly, and smelled the fragrance of peach blossoms from the cantaloupe juice, this cup is Qin Ren's.

Yunluo knew that the function of peach blossom tea was to remove water vapor. Defecation and defecation, under the three worms, is actually a light laxative, the degree of ejaculation is very fast, but this excretion is different from the general laxative. It's not diarrhea, it's simply pulling water. But the degree is really faster than any laxative, but the drug is not very strong, and it will not make people pull non-stop, or pull very strongly, but it will make people dehydrated.

"Brother, drink juice." Seeing the koala shouting softly and sweetly, Qin Ren didn't even hesitate, picked up the cantaloupe juice, and drank it in a few sips.

Yunluo picked up his cup of unfrequented pineapple juice, drank it in small sips, rested for a while, and then played with Koala Qin Ren to familiarize himself with the psychology and facial expressions of Allen in the two scenes.

Qin Ren's face suddenly turned pale, and he was a little embarrassed and anxious: "I'm sorry, my stomach is a little uncomfortable, I'll go first." ”

Koala still looked at Qin Ren with great concern, and shouted in a coquettish voice: "Brother, don't worry, take your time." ”

……

Yunluo and Koala did not wait for Qin Ren in the botanical garden, but started the scene where Alan knelt down on one knee with a bright red rose and proposed to the hot policewoman, and even the bright red rose koala asked the bodyguard to bring it up.

was performing according to the script very seriously, and Yunluo felt that he was kneeling down on one knee and saying the English line: "Beautiful angel, marry me." At that time, there were six bodyguards who each secretly took several photos, saying that it was not instructed by the koala, and even the pigs did not believe it.

Qin Ren didn't come back for a long time, but Yunluo's mobile phone suddenly shook, it was a text message, take a look, Yunluo almost laughed. Qin Ren came over with a string of classical Chinese, and after reading it carefully, it will suddenly dawn on you that Qin Ren is trapped in the toilet.

"The ancients often accumulated disasters in the slightest, and the wisdom and courage were mostly trapped in drowning. Xiang Zhongni resigned to the princes, Huaiyin was humiliated and the market, such as a tiger falling in Pingyang, the dragon was sleepy and talking, although he was poor for a while, he did not lose the heroic spirit, but he was embarrassed, ashamed, and the husband was also. Today, the rest of the courtesy, it came in a hurry, its row is also vigorous, and there is no paper to deal with the aftermath. ”

"Even if you have the talent of heaven and earth, and the ambition to support the universe, you will inevitably be trapped in the fighting room. Curled up and bent on the knees, exhaling and stinking, the upper cannot be proud, and the lower cannot stand in peace. May you save the danger of tired eggs with square inches of paper, and the rest of your life should be crowned, and your death should be knotted with grass to repay the grace of regeneration. ”

Yunluo asked the koala for a leave very seriously, the excuse was to go to the bathroom, the koala smiled accurately, and when Yunluo left, he smiled and beckoned the six bodyguards to come over, and selected the pictures of Yunluo kneeling on one knee and proposing marriage, and the koala wanted to use these photos to let Yunluo know that none of the people who dared to pit the koalas ended well.

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Nalan Shiqi, who tossed Qin Renyun into the middle of the night, finally left with six bodyguards without dissipation, and Yunluo and Qin Ren sent Nalan Shiqi all the way to the luxury car.

Before getting into the car, the koala looked at Yunluo with a smile, grinning, soft and crisp, innocent and innocent, and his voice was like a heavenly sound: "Brother Yunluo, let me tell you a very interesting thing, that is, the big koala doll you gave away, there is a small note in the stomach." ”

Yunluo was stunned for a moment, and then remembered what the little note was written, and was ready to be cleaned up by the koala's various storms, but he didn't expect the koala to say that, like a little fox who stole a hen, and entered the luxury car with beautiful eyes and cunning.

Seeing the luxury car go away, Yunluo and Qin Ren looked at each other and smiled bitterly, feeling that Koala was really a terrible little girl. Qin Ren, in particular, was very interested in the little note of the doll that his sister told Yunluo at the end, and grinded Yunluo in various ways to pry out this secret.

"Haha, I'm hahaha, Aluo, your guts are really fat. I have convinced you, and I dare to write this kind of words on a small note, and I dare to put it in the belly of the doll, you cow! Qin Ren smiled like a fool, and read the sentence very badly, "I squatted in the corner, folded my hands, prayed sincerely, and drew a circle to curse that your breasts would never grow." ”

Yunluo is too lazy to take care of Qin Ren, this bad friend has been retaliated against by the koala, and everything is already worry-free, so he will be heartless. It's Yunluo, and it has never been rectified by the koala, and the taste is in my heart, it is really 120,000 points of unhappiness, and I think the koala is really not allowed to bite the cloud and relieve the hatred.

"Ah Luo, I didn't expect your acting skills to be really amazing, I saw that Koala wanted to trouble you several times, and even the lines were temporarily changed, but they didn't get stuck on you, my sister's eyes were so confused, I really laughed to death." Qin Ren became proud, so he liked to find all kinds of things, and chatted with Yunluo about all kinds of things in the audition.

Yunluo was not used to Qin Ren, so he pointed out a thing: "How do I think, looking at your current pride, Ah Ren, you seem to have known that there were peach blossoms in the juice that the koala brought you." ”

"Cut, what kind of person is brother, a powerful man who has traveled all over the world, if he can't even smell the smell of peach blossoms, then he can be regarded as a qualified outdoor master. I knew at the time that my sister was going to take revenge on me, but I thought about it, and I thought it was okay to drink some laxatives like peach blossoms, isn't it just squatting in the toilet, it's a little meaning. ”

Qin Ren patted his chest, making a thick muffled sound, showing strong muscles, in order to calm his sister's anger, Qin Ren, as an elder brother, also fought hard. Not everyone can drink it safely without changing their face and heart beating when they know that they are going to drink a cup of laxative.

"But what I didn't expect was that the koala was so ruthless, took away the toilet paper in advance, and warned the housekeeper and maid in advance, saying that my brother was acting in the bathroom, no matter what my brother called, don't bother, otherwise it would be a pity if the play was cut off."

"Ahh Damn, when my brother doesn't know that the general, you bastard will open the door and lock it, will you die if you open the door with your big tiger claws, and you will die if you send some paper to your brother! ”

Qin Ren complained, and he was also very fragmented, complained about the koalas, counted the snow tigers, and finally looked at Yunluo with sincere eyes: "Hello Aluo, don't say it, good brother for a lifetime, you don't know, when I saw you open the bathroom door, like an angel descending in my world, I love you to death at that moment." ”

"Alas, Ah Ren, you are better, just Koala's temperament, it will be okay to retaliate against you once, after all, you are her second brother. But I'm unlucky, I cheated the koala with you, and I had the hatred of a small note, and I was also impersonated by your good brother again, and the koala was hurt by me three times in a row in a day. ”

Yunluo felt that the road ahead was dark, and Koala was really a little girl who knew how to hold grudges. If you count it out, Qin Ren pit the koala once today, and he is still the second brother of the koala, and the koala has already cleaned up Qin Ren into that stupid look, this is killing chickens to show the cow.

Don't forget it, Yunluo has been pitted by the koala three times in a row for various reasons, it is three times, one knife is more ruthless than the other in the wound of the koala, and the koala, who is very capable of holding grudges, has decided to retaliate against Yunluo for a year without wavering.

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