Chapter 50: Drink more papaya soup
Lei Jian opened the door, saw the black light in the living room, and the warm door was closed, he couldn't help but relax his steps, didn't even turn on the light, and slowly walked towards the bathroom, ready to take a casual shower and go to sleep.
But what Thunder Blade didn't expect was that when he pushed the door open, a dazzling white light immediately shot over, illuminating his eyes so that he couldn't open them, and when he opened his eyes again, he was instantly dumbfounded: Bai Huahua's carcass was hidden in a water curtain, like a hibiscus out of water.
Lei Jian didn't understand why the ancients wanted to add the word "jade" in front of them when they wrote about women's body parts, but he felt that this usage was vulgar and rotten, and there was nothing new, but all this in front of him completely subverted his previous thoughts, thinking that in addition to using "jade" to describe it, there was almost no other suitable word.
Looking at the two jade rabbits jumping around, Lei Jian swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and the little brother who was unwilling to be lonely had already raised the national flag.
"Take another look, I'll go!" Thunderblade tried to turn around and leave the room, but his feet felt like they were filled with lead, and he couldn't move a single step.
Tsk, this chick is wearing clothes on weekdays, but I didn't see anything, I didn't expect it to be so expected. This breast, although it is not big, but it seems to be very firm, this ass, how pretty, looks like touching it, and the two small pink grapes on the chest, like ......
"Smack!"
Just as Thunderblade was drooling at it, a UFO suddenly flew head-on and smashed into Thunderblade's face.
Lei Blade reluctantly took his eyes back from the two jade rabbits, his old face turned red, and he smiled embarrassedly at Wen Wen, just about to explain, but this chick started to rush.
Warm with black lines, eyes full of tears, holding a bath towel in one hand to cover the scenery on his chest, pointing to the door tremblingly with the other, and roaring coldly: "Get out of the room!" β
"It was just a misunderstanding, I actually wanted to ......" Before he finished speaking, Thunder Blade saw the shampoo bottle flying towards him, and this time he was well prepared, and reached out to catch it, so as not to break his own appearance.
"Warm, listen to me, I actually want to ......"
"Get out!"
Thunder Blade smiled wryly, knowing that if he stayed any longer, he was afraid that he would die, so he hurriedly flashed out, of course, when Thunder Blade went out, he didn't forget to close the bathroom door for Wen Wen.
"What should Lao Tzu do now?" Thunderblade walked back and forth in the living room, a rare sad face.
It was cool to see just now, but when I thought of the way that chick ran away with a kitchen knife, Lei Jian only felt that his scalp was numb, and because he drank a lot of wine tonight, his head really felt a little painful.
"Headache? Headache? By the way, how did I forget this trick! Thunderblade flashed a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly ran to the sofa, covering his head and moaning over and over, "It hurts, it hurts!" My head hurts! β
Wen Wen walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, came to Thunder Blade with a black face, and sneered: "Pretend, keep pretending, I'll see how long you can pretend." β
"My head really hurts!" Thunderblade covered his head and shouted in pain, "I drank a lot of alcohol tonight, and I was hit by something you threw over just now, and my head really hurts a lot now." β
"Your acting skills are good, but they don't work for me." Wen Wen said coldly, she didn't believe that she could smash Thunderblade's head with a small thing.
Seeing that Wen Wen was not fooled, Lei Blade couldn't help but increase his strength, not only holding his head and screaming, but also banging his head against the sofa from time to time.
Although the thunder blade didn't use much force, it still hurt a lot when his head hit the wooden sofa, which was really bloody.
Wen Wen didn't care about it at first, but at this time, he smelled a strong smell of wine from his body, and couldn't help but be surprised: "You really drank?" β
"What do you do when you go to a bar and don't drink?" Thunder Blade continued to perform hard with his head in his arms, but he was secretly happy in his heart, this chick was finally going to be fooled.
Thinking of the case where someone just felt a headache after drinking, but didn't pay attention to it and hung up directly, Wen Wen suddenly became nervous, and asked a little scared: "Don't you scare me?" I'm too timid to be scared. β
Scaring you? You think I'm willing, it's not like you scared me out just now.
Lei Jian shook his head and said: "What am I scaring you for, my head really hurts, I just went to the bathroom to compress it with cold water, but who knows...... Ouch! β
Wen Wen panicked now, and hurriedly said to Lei Blade: "You bear with it first, I'll call 110 immediately!" β
"Why are you calling 110 and calling the police to arrest me?" Thunder Blade said angrily.
"Huh? Wrong, wrong, I just said wrong, I'll hit 120 right away. Wen Wen said, looking for his mobile phone everywhere, bending over, stepping on his feet, and not even caring about it being gone.
Lei Jian didn't want to be carried into the ambulance, so he kept checking it, and hurriedly said to Wen Wen: "Wen Wen, don't look for it, my head is a little better." β
"It's a little better, it's not all good, don't go to the hospital to see what to do." Said warmly and stubbornly.
"This ......" If he suddenly said that his head didn't hurt at all now, it would naturally arouse Wen Wen's suspicions, but Lei Jian didn't want to go to the hospital, thought about it for a while, and said to Wen Wen, "There is a clinic downstairs, you can take me down to have a look first!" If the doctor says we have to go to the hospital, then let's go to the hospital again. β
Wen Wen couldn't find his mobile phone for a long time, and he felt that he had to do so, so he came over to help the thunder blade.
Since Wen Wen's body was only covered with a bath towel at this time, the thunder blade was next to her, and it was easy to touch her towering twin peaks, which made the little thunder blade who was unwilling to be lonely pop up again, and it was tightly pressed against the crotch of his pants, forming a large tent.
"What's wrong with you, is your head hurting again?" Wen Wen turned his head suspiciously, and saw that Lei Blade's gaze fell on his full chest, and he couldn't help pinching Lei Blade's arm fiercely, and said angrily: "Your head hurts like this, and you still don't die, I don't care about you." β
Having said that, Wen Wen still didn't let go, just glared at Lei Jian fiercely.
Seeing that people cared so much about their health, and they were still peeking at others, Lei Jian also felt a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but laugh wryly: "This...... Warm, can you change your clothes first? You're like this, even a man can't help it. β
Wen Wen glanced at Lei Blade, maybe thinking that he was wrapped in a bath towel like this, it was indeed very inappropriate, and said with a red face: "Then you sit on the sofa and wait for me for a while!" β
Wen Wen helped the thunder blade back to the sofa, turned and walked into his room.
Soon, maybe less than a minute, Wen Wen changed her clothes and walked out.
Although the dress on Wen Wen's body is still very short, at least the parts that should be covered have been covered, at least much better than the bath towel, that is, the two grapes on the chest look more obvious.
"Let's go!" Wen Wen pulled the thunder blade and slowly walked out of the house.
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The doctor in the clinic downstairs was an elderly aunt, and Lei Jian vaguely remembered that her surname seemed to be Ou.
Dr. Ou gave Thunderblade a pulse, and then turned and walked to the medicine cabinet.
Wen Wen hurriedly asked impatiently, "Doctor, is he okay?" β
"It's okay! Your boyfriend just has dizziness and headache caused by drinking too much alcohol, and there is nothing serious about it. Dr. Ou said to Wen Wen as he took out the medicine from the drawer of the medicine cabinet.
"Oh, that's good!" Wen Wen patted his chest, and finally breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
Dr. Ou was very skilled in grasping the medicine, and soon he came out with a pair of medicines, turned his head and explained to Wen Wen: "My medicine is mainly used to sober up, and I also have a small amount of painkillers, you can take one when you go back, and then take another one tomorrow, and your boyfriend won't have a headache." β
"Oh, Dr. Xie Xie!" Wen Wen took the medicine with a red face, wanting to explain to the doctor that they were not boyfriend and girlfriend, but he felt that such an explanation had a taste of wanting to cover up, not to mention that the two were still together so late, and if they said it, others might not believe it.
Just when he was in a warm daze, Dr. Ou spoke again: "Wine is not a good thing, you must control your boyfriend and let him drink less in the future, so as not to get a stomach perforation at a young age and suffer from it." β
"Huh? Doctor, I didn't hear what you just said. Wen Wen was too distracted just now to hear Dr. Ou's words clearly, so she couldn't help but ask with a red face.
Doctor Ou rolled his eyes angrily, and said a little unhappily: "If you don't hear clearly, go back and ask your boyfriend, I'm going to close the door." If his head still hurts after more than an hour after taking my medicine, then you can take him to the hospital for a check-up to see if there are any other problems. β
"Huh?" When Wen Wen heard the doctor's words, she was stunned.
Dr. Ou said angrily: "I only say if! The odds of that aren't many are there, but it's 100 percent. Okay, I'm going to close the door and go back to rest, you guys go back. β
When the two returned home, they took the medicine out of the plastic bag warmly and carefully, then got up and poured a glass of water, put the medicine and water in front of the thunder blade, and said gently: "Take the medicine!" β
Looking at such a gentle warmth, Thunder Blade suddenly felt that she was like a virtuous wife, and he was his husband, and a warm current passed through the strong exterior and flowed to the depths of his heart.
However, the Thunder Blade's emotion did not last long, and he only heard Wen Wen and said: "Eat quickly, after eating, I can sleep." When you're better tomorrow, I'll settle accounts with you again, it's not too late tonight. β
Lei Jian was stunned for a moment, and the feeling just now instantly turned into a wry smile, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "It seems that I really think too much." β
Wen Wen suddenly thought of something, and asked, "What did that doctor say when I was in a daze just now?" β
"The doctor told me to drink less alcohol and let you drink more papaya soup." Thunder Blade took a handful of strokes away from Wenxin's chest and said lightly.
"That doctor is right, you should drink less and drink more......" Wen Wen seemed to think of something, and his voice stopped abruptly, and his face sank instantly.
Seeing that something was wrong, Thunder Blade rushed into the room first, and a warm and high-decibel roar immediately came from behind him: "Thunder Blade, you bastard, this girl must kill you!" β