Chapter 2 The First Bombing
Suddenly, a light curtain appeared in front of Li Pingjiang's eyes out of thin air, and there was nothing on it except for a personal information, so the system interface seemed concise and convenient.
Host: Li Pingjiang, Cultivation: None, Printer Level: 1D, Identity: Miscellaneous Disciple of Qingxuanzong.
System storage space: experience card ×1, fire charm, escape charm (3 km), gas gathering charm.
Li Pingjiang looked at the light curtain in front of him and nodded: "Alas, the system, how much experience does it take to upgrade a 2D printer?"
Hello dear host, you currently need 1,000 experience points to upgrade your 2D printer, you have to work hard!
Li Pingjiang stood up suddenly, and used his hand to clasp away the blood stains on his face.
"Hey, the small system, I'm not optimistic about Lao Tzu! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will write you off!" Li Pingjiang pointed to his head, his thoughts came into his mind, and he was very dissatisfied with the last sentence of the system.
"You can cancel this system, but the SVIP Super Membership privileges you have obtained, the Talisman, will also disappear. ”
The tone of the system does not have any waves, but there is a sense that you will be relieved if you write off.
Li Pingjiang said resignedly: "Then you can only print barcodes, it's useless!"
I don't know the height of the sky, short-sightedness, this system does not work with you... This weak chicken is generally knowledgeable!
"Hey, there's another fish that slipped through the net!" a short, fat, and well-eared man landed not far away with a flying sword.
"Wow! Immortals!" Li Pingjiang reacted, pointing at the fat man with one hand, with an incredible expression.
"Hey, a weak chicken disciple and a miscellaneous disciple who has never seen the world, you two are really a perfect match!" The fat man got carried away.
Li Pingjiang secretly cursed in his heart: "Be stupid! Back then, Lao Tzu was accustomed to flowering wine appointments. Fun place, light fur slow belt, I haven't seen any scenes!"
The system infers that if the host does not sneak attack, it is advised that you flee within a minute, otherwise you will die soon.
Li Pingjiang's body stiffened, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice, "Stinky system!" The thought secretly cursed in his mind.
"Hehe, immortal, I see that you are handsome and dashing, graceful, and the jade tree is in the wind, and you are the idol of the female disciples of the sect!
Li Pingjiang's words came to an abrupt end, and he made a flattering appearance.
"Well, that's true, if there's anything else, just say it!" The fat man clasped his hands in front of his chest, looking confident.
Seeing Li Pingjiang snickering in his heart, there was no emotional fluctuation on his face.
"You see, you've all killed them. I'm still alive! Prove that I still have some skills, and if you and I cooperate, it won't be perfect!"
"Oh, so you mean I don't have the ability to find you?" the fat man narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone was not good.
"That's not it, it's just that your cultivation is profound, and you don't care about careful searching, besides, the life or death of one of my miscellaneous disciples doesn't matter, I just eat with a mouth, it doesn't matter if the master is the master or not. ”
Li Pingjiang looked at the fat man with blank eyes, as if tears were about to fall in his eyes.
After listening to Li Pingjiang's praise, the obese man was very satisfied, although he knew that these words had a hint of sycophancy, but he didn't care, because the sycophant was just right.
The fat man finally agreed, and with a threatening tone, he said, "Okay, you will follow me in the future!
"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Pingjiang nodded and came behind the fat man.
The fat man looked into the distance arrogantly, coughed twice, and said, "You will be in the future..."
As soon as the fat man spoke, Li Pingjiang's heart moved, "Fire Talisman!" A fiery red talisman suddenly appeared in his hand, with a trace of flame depicted on it.
Then he threw it directly at the fat man's back, and the fat man felt that something was touching his back, and looked back at Li Pingjiang coldly.
"Uh... I was stunned by your breath, and I was panting a lot just now!" Li Pingjiang scratched his head in embarrassment.
Stupid host, this system looks down on you, and you don't even say it's burning, and you throw it out.
"You didn't say it!" Li Pingjiang's thoughts came into his mind, but his face was already as low as water.
When the fat man saw this scene, he thought he was overly afraid, so he glanced at it again, did not speak, and slowly turned his head.
Li Pingjiang took a deep breath, carefully picked up the fire talisman on the ground, and stuck it towards the fat man's back at a very fast speed.
The fat man turned violently, but the fire charm was attached to his chest.
"Burn!" After Li Pingjiang finished speaking, he directly withdrew his hands and stepped back a few feet.
The fat man's skin instantly turned red, "Little crumb, you dare to plot against me! You can't die!"
"Cut! This son is unparalleled in the world, and he can destroy everything with a wave of his hand, and I'm afraid that you won't succeed? Compete with this son, you are arrogant enough!"
Congratulations to the host for blowing a grieved cow and gaining 50 experience points!
Congratulations to the host for blowing a deadly cow and gaining 100 experience points!
"Oh my god, this is too easy to earn! I believe it won't be long before I can upgrade the system!"
Li Pingjiang thought like this, his face was about to bloom, and he couldn't wait for that day to come.
The fat man's eyes widened angrily, and he directly pulled out his flying sword and threw it at Li Pingjiang, "Go die!"
The flying sword shot at Li Pingjiang with a dazzling cyan light, and in the blink of an eye, the flying sword had already crossed half the distance, and Li Pingjiang was suddenly startled.
"I'm a good girl, you kid is really playing!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a snort, and the flying sword passed directly through Li Pingjiang's chest, barely shaking his heart in the slightest.
"Hmph! You want Lao Tzu's life, and ask Lao Tzu if it's real! You are really shameless!"
The fat man made a successful move, but he didn't stop, and rushed towards Li Pingjiang with a mysterious step.
The obese man swayed left and right in front of Li Pingjiang's eyes with a little spark all the way, obviously his body was being burned.
Li Pingjiang stabilized his figure, he didn't have time to dodge, he bent down directly, and bang!
But Li Pingjiang was still shaken back, swooped, took a few steps back, stumbled under his feet, and fell directly into the bushes.
"No!
The fat man let out a final hiss, and then slowly collapsed, his skin and flesh burned away, and only the black skeleton remained.
There was a crackling, fat burning sound, and grease dripping onto the grass, igniting a raging fire.
"Mom! it hurts, Lao Tzu is different, others are accompanied by beautiful women, but Lao Tzu almost lost his life!"
Li Pingjiang covered his chest, his face was pale, and he complained weakly.
"Hurry up, hurry, that is the area that Ke Tong is searching, but now it's on fire, I'm afraid I'll encounter an unforeseen disaster!"
The sound of footsteps sounded not far ahead, mixed with the sound of a sword.
When Li Pingjiang heard this, his heart sank, and in a hurry, his mind moved, and the escape charm appeared in his hand.
"Let's go!" Li Pingjiang gritted his teeth, his voice was hoarse and low, and two breaths of time quickly passed.
Li Pingjiang heard the voices of the disciples coming from afar getting closer and closer, and said anxiously: "System! How is this thing used!"
"Escape!" the system said calmly.
Li Pingjiang suddenly became angry, and said weakly: "Escape..." As soon as the words fell, Li Pingjiang's figure disappeared in an instant.
In a moment after disappearing, a man in a white robe with a grimace mask on his face slowly landed next to the bushes where Li Pingjiang had just been lying on his flying sword.
A few random figures also rushed over, and a thin young man asked cautiously at the man in white.
"Senior brother, look at the jade pendant on the skeleton, Ke Tong's body has turned to ashes, you came here..."
The ghost-faced man snorted coldly, and he couldn't see any change in expression on his face, "Hmph!