Chapter 208: Toilet Horror
Chapter 2О8: Toilet Horror
"Sister Juan? Sister Juan is your cousin Li Juan, she and Mu Tou are divorced, so she won't let me call her second sister-in-law, I'll call her Sister Juan! ”
Wang Jujun explained, and suddenly remembered that he came not only to see Hao Xiu this time, but also to Li Juan's explanation, and hurriedly said: "By the way, sister-in-law Xiu, Sister Juan bought a lot of wine in the city and had nowhere to put it, she asked me to come to you, saying that she asked you to clean up the old house at the edge of the village, so she can put wine!" ”
"Oh, it turned out to be my cousin, no problem, anyway, Wu Zhi has already drunk too much, and half a day is not enough for him to sleep, I just have time in the afternoon to clean up."
Speaking of this, Hao Xiu seemed to have thought of something again, and looked at Wang Jujun expectantly: "Are you going with me in the afternoon?" ”
"Okay, but there's one more person in there." Wang Jujun readily agreed, but also put forward ancillary conditions.
Originally, after finding Hao Xiu, it was a matter that had been decided a long time ago to go with her to clean up, but I didn't expect He Haiying to come back with him. Although He Haiying is sleeping now, he can't guarantee that when He Haiying wakes up, he knows that he didn't call her to come with him, and whether he will let the tragic incident in the morning happen again.
Hearing Wang Jujun say that there were still people to go, he was a little curious: "Add one more person, who?" ”
Wang Jujun said: "You may not know, her name is He Haiying, she is a girl from the city, she has nothing to do in the past few days, she will come to the countryside to see, she is now a guest at my house." ”
Hao Xiu was a little disappointed, and she didn't know why, since she was beaten by Wu Zhi that day, ran to Wang Jujun's house, and stayed alone with Wang Jujun for one night, she missed Wang Jujun very much, and wanted to stay alone with Wang Jujun again. In particular, Wang Jujun's touching made her reminisce, how many midnight dreams returned, and all that appeared was the scene of that night.
I haven't seen Wang Jujun for a long time, and I originally thought that Wang Jujun would accompany her this afternoon and be alone with her. Now there is a He Haiying for no reason, although I haven't seen it, I can't talk about hating He Haiying, but after all, when I was with Wang Jujun, there was an outsider who always felt a little awkward in my heart.
"What's wrong with you, upset?"
"No, I'm just curious, how did a girl from the city come to your house?" Hao Xiu asked curiously, she couldn't think of it. How could a girl from the city come to a rural boy's house for no reason?
The current Hao Xiu is very sensitive to the women who appear next to Wang Jujun, even if she is three years older than Wang Jujun and is already married, it is impossible to have anything with Wang Jujun. never admitted that he wanted to have anything with Wang Jujun.
"Oh, He Haiying grew up here when she was young. And I am classmates! Wang Jujun observed his words and looks, and saw that Hao Xiu was a little unhappy, so he hurriedly said: "She and Sister Juan are good friends, and Sister Juan brought her here this time, and she was originally going to stay at the post and telecommunications office with Sister Juan, and Sister Juan still has things to do and can't take care of accompanying her." She came back with me. ”
Fortunately, the relationship between Hao Xiu and Li Juan's cousin is very good, and as soon as Wang Jujun moved out of Li Juan, she didn't think about anything else, and she had a bright smile on her face.
"I'll go back first, my mother is still waiting for me to eat." Seeing Hao Xiu smiled. Wang Jujun hurriedly said. Although he didn't know why Hao Xiu was unhappy when he heard He Haiying in his home, he still didn't dare to say anything further.
Hao Xiu smiled: "Okay, at two o'clock in the afternoon, I will wait for you and He Haiying under the big locust tree in the east of the village." I'd love to see what this city girl looks like! ”
"What else can you look like, just like a woman!" Wang Jujun quipped, nodded and smiled: "See you or leave." ”
"See you or leave you." Hao Xiu also ignored Wang Jujun's jokes, anyway, he can see him in the afternoon!
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Wang Jujun trotted all the way back home, Hua Rong only had the last dish left unfried, Wang Jujun went back to the house and saw that He Haiying was still asleep, returned to the kitchen, grabbed a cucumber and nibbled on it.
"Didn't I tell you to talk to Xiaoying, why did you come here again." Seeing that Wang Jujun ran over again, Hua Rong lowered his face and said. It is impossible for Wang Xinrou to come back, and her son has also reached the age of marriage, and when she caught such a good-looking girl as He Haiying, she still stayed by her side, and Hua Rong directly recognized this son-in-law.
"She's asleep!" Hua Rong's careful thinking, how could he not know about being a son, so he replied directly.
"Oh, the cucumber hasn't been washed yet, why did you eat it, go wash it!"
"No, your own parents', it's clean!"
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"Brother Mangzi...... Niang ...... "One let wash, the other does not wash, Wang Jujun and his mother quarreled in the kitchen, and when the dispute was happy, He Haiying's voice suddenly came from the yard.
Suddenly, hearing He Haiying's call, Hua Rong ignored Wang Jujun anymore and responded loudly: "Xiaoying, my mother is in the kitchen, the dishes are just ready, and the meal will start immediately." ”
Seeing that Wang Jujun grabbed another cucumber and wanted to eat it, he snatched it over and whispered: "Stinky boy, you are starving to death, the food is good, what are you doing with this, hurry up and go out to greet the next person, it won't be a problem at all." ”
After that, he was still angry, and kicked Wang Jujun's ass and eggs, he was disobedient when he was asked to wash the cucumbers just now, and now the son-in-law and daughter-in-law he recognized came out, and he didn't go to say hello, close and close, and he was angry when he thought about it.
"It's not an outsider, what do you greet......"
Wang Jujun muttered in a sullen voice, walked out of the kitchen with a drooping face, walked to He Haiying's side and said, "Xiaoying, you woke up." ”
"Hmm." He Haiying nodded, glanced at Wang Jujun, and the whole person suddenly became twisted, as if there was something difficult to say.
"What's wrong Xiaoying, are you uncomfortable?" Wang Jujun frowned, a little worried in his heart, don't get sick just after you come.
"Mangzi, don't pull Xiaoying into the house yet, I'll eat right away."
Hua Rong walked out of the kitchen with two dishes, and saw Wang Jujun and He Haiying standing there stunned without saying a word, mistakenly thinking that there was some conflict between the two, and ran towards Wang Jujun, so he was ready to fly his feet.
"Mother, I'll help you."
Seeing that the situation was not good, He Haiying hurriedly greeted her, just like the coquettish words of her childhood, and reached out to pick up the plate in Hua Rong's hand.
"Good girl, I haven't been back for a few years, we can let you work, you just go into the house and eat."
Hua Rong shook his arm and took two steps back, "Come on, the taste will change after a while." ”
After Hua Rong finished speaking, she glanced at Wang Jujun, turned around and walked towards the main house. Although he didn't say it explicitly, Wang Jujun knew that if he was disobedient again, the old lady would definitely serve him with a feather duster, "Xiaoying......"
He Haiying interrupted Wang Jujun's words, blushing and said, "Brother Mangzi, I actually just want to ask, where is the toilet in our house?" ”
He Haiying remembered very well that when she lived here before, Wang Jujun's toilet was outside, but when she came today, she saw that the original location of the toilet had been built into a house, and there was no toilet near the house at all.
"Fainted, it turned out to be an urgency to urinate!" Wang Jujun casually pointed to a thatched house built of earthen in the southwest corner of the courtyard, and said with a smile: "That's it, Xiaoying, do you have a big solution or a small solution?" ”
"Big solution." Hearing Wang Jujun's words, He Haiying's face turned even redder, and she said in a low voice that she could barely hear herself.
"Isn't it just going to the toilet, what's so embarrassing, I wiped your ass when I was young!" Looking at He Haiying's squirming demeanor, Wang Jujun almost laughed out loud, although he thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, and forced a smile and said: "Then you wait, I'll go get some toilet paper for you." ”
He Haiying, who was blushing with shame, lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Wang Jujun, but nodded lightly.
Wang Jujun went back to the house to get the paper, but when he came out, he Haiying was gone, and he didn't have to think about it, he knew that he must have been in a hurry to go to the toilet first.
Looking at the toilet paper in his hand, Wang Jujun tiptoed towards the toilet, and when he came to the toilet, he happened to hear the sound of running water, coming from the toilet.
Wang Jujun stopped and listened attentively, the water was turbulent, it seemed that He Haiying had been holding back for too long.
He didn't want to think about it, He Haiying ran out of his house in a rage in the morning, and was entangled by Yao Gaosheng before he went downstairs, and he was so frightened that he ran out of the gate of the post and telecommunications office, and then he saw him come out, and then went back to his house, and when he entered the door, he ate watermelon, although he fell asleep, he never went to the toilet, and it was strange that he was not in a panic.
Wang Jujun was just about to step in, but suddenly thought that after all, he was not a child, so he couldn't go in directly. Otherwise, He Haiying would have launched a surge, and he would not have been able to get off the stage.
Wang Jujun was thinking about how to hand her the toilet paper in his hand without embarrassing He Haiying, when He Haiying's frightened screams suddenly came from the toilet.
"Xiaoying, what's wrong with you?" I was shocked, and I didn't care if He Haiying would be embarrassed, Wang Jujun screamed, and rushed in, just seeing He Haiying lifting his shorts with a frightened face, just a hurried glance, Wang Jujun appeared a thick black cloud.
Seeing Wang Jujun break in, He Haiying exclaimed again, her body was crooked, one foot almost didn't step into the pit, she didn't care about the dripping body, hurriedly lifted her bottom pants, and put her skirt down, although when she was young, her whole body was looked at by Wang Jujun, but now is not the past.
"Xiaoying, what's going on?" Although Wang Jujun saw a little spring, he didn't have the heart to taste it carefully, and checked around in the small toilet.
There are many snakes in the countryside, especially in the countryside like them, which is surrounded by mountains on three sides and faces the water on one side, Wang Jujun estimated that He Haiying may have been frightened when he saw the snake, but after looking at the ground for a long time, he didn't even see a snake mark.
Seeing that as soon as he called, Wang Jujun rushed in, He Haiying blushed, secretly pointed to the earthen wall on one side, and said shamefully: "Yes, someone peeked at me." (To be continued.) )