Chapter 94, is it all the moon's fault?
Chapter 94, is it all the moon's fault?
Xiaofeng suddenly wanted to worship himself as a teacher, which surprised Ruxue.
The legs and feet of his three-legged cat can suppress a few little thieves, but they are far from the level of a hero.
What's even funnier is that isn't Xiaofeng his own student? What master do you want to worship?
"Is there a mistake? Am I not your teacher? Why do you still worship me as a teacher again? Ruxue asked.
"Sister Ruxue, you are my teacher, but that is the teacher who reads. I'm going to worship the master who taught me martial arts. Your martial arts are so powerful, I want to be your apprentice and learn a few tricks. Xiaofeng smiled.
"What kind of awesome am I? You'd better find someone else, I can't be your master. Ruxue shook her head and said.
"Sister Ruxue, I really want to learn some kung fu. If I run into this gang of hooligans next time, I don't have any effort, but what can I do? I'm going to have to learn a trick or two to defend myself, right? Xiaofeng said.
"Do you want to defend yourself? That's simple, I suggest you can learn women's wolf prevention techniques, it's very simple and easy to learn. Oh, it's all on the Internet, you just watch the video and practice it. Ruxue said.
Less close to me. You kid's ghost thoughts, I still don't know the way?
"Women's anti-wolf technique? I'm a man, huh? Moreover, those kung fu are not practical, or your kick and leg are powerful. Xiaofeng smiled, "By the way, Sister Ruxue, you can teach me that trick to kick your legs." ”
"Do you really want to learn?"
"yes." Xiao Feng nodded, "The master is above, and I will be worshiped by the apprentice!" ”
"Don't, I'm scared to death. I don't dare to be your master. Seeing that Xiaofeng was about to kowtow, Ruxue quickly stopped him, "Okay, I'll obey you." I'll teach you both hands. However, I don't want to be your master, it always feels weird. ”
"No, it won't." Xiaofeng smiled, "Aren't you my teacher?" Teacher and master, doesn't seem to be much different? ”
"It's a big difference." Ruxue said, "Teacher, that's my job, my profession. But this master, it sounds like I'm your elder, am I that old? ”
"Also, Sister Ruxue, how can you get old?" Xiaofeng smiled, "Oh, that's right, you still have to be my girlfriend in the future, of course, it's a backup girlfriend." How can my girlfriend be my master, ha, isn't that a generational difference? ”
"Who wants to be your girlfriend anymore? Eh, you're still done, are you? Ruxue stared at him fiercely.
"Sister Ruxue, just teach me kung fu!" Xiaofeng urged.
"Now? What time is it? ”
"It's now, oh, you just teach me that trick to fly and kick my legs, that's it, I'll just learn one trick from you a day."
"I can't help you, okay then. I'll show you a picture and look at it carefully. As he spoke, Ruxue shrank down, and then flew up with a leg, "See, this is the mandarin duck flying and kicking the leg." ”
Xiaofeng was fascinated.
However, he didn't look at Ruxue's martial arts, but the area that was exposed under her skirt when she kicked her legs.
"What are you looking at, boy?" Ruxue found out, walked over, and gave Xiaofeng a brain meltdown.
"Sister Ruxue, why are you hitting me in the head? I'm going to be stupid in the future, huh? Xiaofeng touched his skull, revealing a painful expression.
"Are you stupid? Let you peek! Ruxue pouted and looked at Xiaofeng.
"Sister Ruxue, can you blame me? Who told you to kick your legs so high? If you kick it out, won't it be exposed to others underneath? I didn't take the initiative to see it, did you show it to me? ”
Ruxue looked down at her skirt, indeed, this skirt was a little shorter, and as soon as the leg kicked out, the area below was really gone.
Indeed, there is something wrong with her own. Why did she run home and change into such a short skirt for this dinner tonight? Wouldn't it be nice to wear a long skirt or jeans?
"Alright, now it's your turn. You learn what I did just now, kick it out! ”
"Sister Ruxue, I didn't see it clearly just now. Why don't you come and show me again? "Xiaofeng is starting to play scoundrels again.
"What do you see? What's there to see? Ruxue was ashamed and angry, "If you are told to kick, you will kick me!" Or, kick it for me your own way. ”
"Okay then." Xiao Feng had to kick out a waste wood leg as well, which was the trick that the master taught him back then.
"Eh, I said, what kind of trick are you? Why do you kick your leg so low? Ruxue looked at it, a little puzzled.
"Hehe, yes, I specifically kick people's crotch, it's easy to kick there!" Xiaofeng smiled evilly.
"I'll tell you, kicking is not like this, then you kick, it's too bad. When you kick out, it must be a line, the foot is straight, the back leg is steady, and you try to kick as high as possible, at least to the waist. ”
She couldn't help but gesture again.
This time, her flying legs kicked high, and her two straight and white jade legs drew a beautiful arc in the air.
At this time, Xiao Feng also saw clearly that Mr. Song was wearing a pair of white bottoms under his skirt, but they were very tightly wrapped and long, not the kind of triangular pants he imagined.
Xiaofeng was a little disappointed.
However, seeing the two white and plump thighs under Ruxue's skirt, Xiaofeng was still a little excited and wanted to get into it.
"See, you have to kick so high to do it. Hey, I said, what are you looking at? Look at it again, I'll give you another brain break! Ruxue looked at Xiaofeng in annoyance.
"Sister Ruxue, you wronged me, I didn't look at it." Xiaofeng denied, "I don't think it's necessary to kick so high?" ”
"For what?"
"Sister Ruxue, I think, as long as you kick me as high. It's a lethal move. You kick the other person in the stomach or chest, so what's the use? It's not as good as the place where I kicked him. ”
"Okay, since you think you're playing well, then you can practice by yourself, I'm leaving." Ruxue was a little unhappy.
"Sister Ruxue, don't be angry, didn't I joke with you?" Xiaofeng grabbed Ruxue's hand again, and then grabbed his palm, "Sister Ruxue, don't blame me, okay?" ”
He made a pitiful appearance, and then, as soon as he was excited, he grabbed Ruxue's hand and kissed it.
Xiaofeng's sudden movement startled Ruxue.
"Well, Sister Ruxue's hands are so fragrant." Xiaofeng is like a nymphomaniac.
"What are you doing? Crazy about you? Are you really crazy? Should you be called Lu Xiao crazy? Ruxue quickly retracted her hand.
This little wind is getting more and more disagreeable, no, let's hurry up.
"Okay, I'll go first, don't come along." Like snow and ran away.
"Eh, Sister Ruxue, why are you running in such a hurry? Really, didn't I just kiss your hand? As for it? Do you think I'm going to do something to you? Xiaofeng looked at the back of Ruxue, who fled in panic, and shook his head.
However, Xiao Feng couldn't explain why he would take Teacher Song's hand just now and kiss him like that.
In a trance, at that moment, the person in front of him didn't seem to be Teacher Song, but the person he had liked in the past.
The man was gone, and he might never see her again.
He looked up at the moon hanging in the sky.
Could it be that the moon is to blame? In an instant, let yourself mistake Ruxue for her?
On the other side, Ruxue had already run back to her rented house.
Along the way, her heart pounded.
Since she was a child, she has traveled north and south, and has seen many people and encountered a lot of the world. At 26 years old, she is not immature, but, except for the emotional aspect.
Ruxue is not a first daughter.
That year, she was drunk, and she gave her first time to a stranger.
She and he only met at a bar, and at that time, she was drunk, and the reason she got drunk was because of an impossible unrequited love.
She fell out of love, it can be regarded as a loss of love.
That night, she drank the most wine she had ever drunk in her life, and then, with a man she didn't know, just because she thought he was more handsome, taller, and more able to talk to herself, just like that, she had that kind of relationship with him in a daze, this was the first time she broke down, and it was the only time????? They don't know each other, they don't say much, it's just physical contact and impulses.
It was a crazy night for her, half painful, half relieved.
The next morning, when Ruxue woke up from her dream, she found that the man had long since left, leaving on the bed the marks that were unique to her becoming a real woman.
From then on, Ruxue felt that she had fallen and felt that she had no face to see her family, because she had lost her body.
She has martial arts, of course, she is not afraid of being harassed by men, and a little guy like Xiaofeng and his tricks will not be put in her eyes, but only the sentence "I like you" that Lu Xiaofeng said to himself that day made Ruxue have a very special feeling.
No one had ever said this to themselves before, not even the man who gave his first time.
This has also become a regret for Ruxue.
Just for the words "I like you", Ruxue is like poisoning, and today she will dress like this, and she will deliberately dress up, and she will go out on a date and eat with this student of hers, just like a couple.
It's really a mess tonight.
Everything is out of order.
Whether it's himself or Xiaofeng, they're a little crazy, they're a little poisoned.
What the hell is going on?
Ruxue is still puzzled?????