Chapter Ninety-Five: Do You Want Chrysanthemums?
Chen Hao's anti-theft door is the most advanced anti-theft door on the market in Huaxia, after Huang Mao tinkered for an hour and a half, he finally heard the wonderful clicking sound when he was sweating profusely.
Huang Mao excitedly pulled the doorknob, and the security door opened.
The moment the door opened, the yellow-haired smile froze on his face.
Behind the security door is a heavy titanium alloy door, and on top of the door is the latest electronic cipher disk and fingerprint scanning system.
Huang Mao almost scolded, the value of this anti-theft system is already equivalent to the price of the whole house, generally used for the defense of bank vaults and scientific research sites, this Chen Hao is too perverted, he actually installed such a high-level anti-theft system.
Chen Hao saw Huang Mao's wonderful expression, and leaned back with a smile.
The dejected junior and Huang Mao returned to Huang Biao's business car, and Huang Biao scolded a bunch of waste.
He thought he could solve the problem in three or five minutes, but he didn't expect to sit dry for two hours, and he didn't get anything done, and he felt like he was going crazy.
After getting out of the car and looking up at this brand-new residential building, Huang Biao pointed to the white downspout and said, "Little San, climb up." ”
Xiao San hurriedly shook his hands and said, "Brother Biao, this building is too high, I can't do it." ”
Huang Biao glared and said, "No? Didn't you climb down the drain pipe and steal more than 30 households in one night, known as Swallow Li San? Now you can eat, drink, prostitute and gamble on everything, and you can't climb a water pipe if you are asked, so I have a fart for you to raise? ”
Huang Biao pulled out his pistol and said to Xiao San: "If you can't do it, if you can't do it, I'll change someone." ”
Xiao San looked at the muzzle of the black hole and said with a sad face: "Brother Biao, let me try it." ”
Xiao San's skills have not been returned to the master, but in the past few years, he has been pampered and pampered, and his physical strength has completely failed to keep up, he climbed to the third floor with his hands and feet in one breath, and held the water pipe and gasped for breath.
Looking up at the towering floor, Xiao San retreated in his heart.
Just wanted to slip down, as soon as he looked down and saw Huang Biao raise his hand and raise the gun in his hand, Xiao San sighed and continued to climb up.
At this time, an old woman who lived in the community happened to pass by, and he saw Huang Biao and his party looking up at the tall buildings one by one, and raised their heads curiously.
When he saw a policeman struggling to climb the downpipe, he asked curiously, "What are you doing here?" ”
Huang Biao glanced at the old grandmother and said angrily: "We are policemen." ”
The old grandmother was still childlike and continued to ask: "What are the police doing climbing the water pipe, are they catching thieves?" ”
Huang Biao looked at the nosy grandmother and replied helplessly: "We received a call that someone in this building wanted to commit suicide by cutting his wrists, and the door of his house was locked, and we couldn't get in, so we wanted to climb the window in and rescue him." ”
"Oh, which family is it? Do you want me to help? The grandmother was very enthusiastic and immediately volunteered to help.
Huang Biao said impatiently: "What can you help, the police are handling the case, you stay away from me." ”
The old grandmother was really warm-hearted, and immediately replied: "I can do psychological counseling, do you need a negotiator?" My mouth is terrible, a newlywed couple in our building, only three days after marriage, they clamored for divorce, the man almost used a knife, I went up to persuade a few words, the man immediately dropped the knife and knelt on the ground to apologize to his wife. If I go out, make sure he opens the door obediently. ”
Huang Biao looked at the old grandmother crying and laughing, so he had to ignore her and look up at Xiao San.
Seeing that Huang Biao ignored her, the old grandmother also raised her head to look at the panting junior, and then asked Huang Biao with concern: "I see that this police comrade is very tired and is about to fall." Do you want me to call a fire truck for you, this car is good, there is a long ladder on it, people stand on the ladder, and they will send people high and high at once. Last time our hometown was on fire, this fire truck came over and saved a lot of people with a long ladder. ”
Huang Biao looked at the verbose grandmother, and wanted to take out a gun and shoot her, but thinking about the purpose of coming this time, he had to grit his teeth and hold back.
I wanted to ignore her, but when I turned my head and thought about it, if this person was full and really called a fire truck over, wouldn't it be exposed? Thinking of this, Huang Biao was in a cold sweat.
So Huang Biao barely squeezed out a smile, and said to the old grandmother in a kind tone as much as possible: "Xie Lu, thank you, auntie, the fire truck has been called and is rushing here, so you don't have to worry about it anymore." ”
The old grandmother saw that there was nothing wrong with her, and walked away tremblingly.
Huang Biao was secretly proud of his cleverness, and finally fooled the old woman away.
Looking up again, Xiao San was sliding down step by step, and suddenly became angry, I was just chatting with an old woman, you are like taking this opportunity to cut corners, if I am with a beautiful woman, wouldn't you run to my head to and pee?
Huang Biao raised the gun in his hand, pointed at Xiao San's butt and shouted, "Xiao San, do you still want your chrysanthemum?" If you still want it, let me keep climbing, if you don't want it, I'll shoot it with one shot! ”
From Huang Biao's point of view, the bullet can easily hit the chrysanthemum of the junior high.
Xiao San immediately clamped his ass tightly and climbed up quickly.
Gritting his teeth and climbing to the fifth floor in one go, Xiao San's hands and feet were already weak, his head and palms were full of sweat, his palms became slippery, and he could barely grasp the slippery downpipe.
Thinking of the gun in Huang Biao's hand and his precious chrysanthemum, Xiao San wiped his palm vigorously on his pants, rested for nearly ten minutes, and began to work hard to climb the peak again.
Huang Biao was very satisfied with Xiao San's performance, he brought a small stool from the car, took out a bottle of beer, and sat downstairs while drinking.
I didn't expect this product to think of it with Chen Hao.
As a result, Huang Biao did not wait for Xiao San's smooth ascent to the top, but waited for the person he was most unwilling to see at this moment.
The old lady came trembling again, carrying a kettle in one hand and several disposable cups in the other.
Huang Biao was about to collapse, he shouted angrily at the old grandmother: "What are you doing again!" ”
The old grandmother lifted the kettle in her hand and said with a smile: "Seeing that you are working so hard comrade police, I came to bring you water, the police and the people's family, we are also a model for supporting the army, don't you say?" ”
"It's you big-headed ghost!" Huang Biao even had the thought of dying, and at this time, he wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: "What kind of world is this, what kind of people are these!" The underworld came to do bad things, and someone actually came to condole, damn! ”
Xiao San struggled to climb to the sixth floor, by this time he had exhausted all his physical strength, his hands and feet were shaking because he had lost his strength, and he felt that he was about to fall.
Damn, I'm dying, I'm still afraid of popping chrysanthemums!
Xiao San was about to slide down, how could Chen Hao let him get out easily, he had already prepared a mysterious gift for Xiao San.