Chapter 211, the two of us are gun friends!

"Xiaofeng, why have your books stopped updating recently? I'm talking about the book "The History of Young Heroes". As soon as he sat down, Shi Wuxian asked.

"Master, isn't that what I've been busy lately?" Xiaofeng stretched and yawned.

"Busy? You're still studying, what's there to do? Shi Wuxian was obviously not very satisfied with Xiao Feng's answer, "Xiao Feng, we who write books, just like eating, sleeping, breathing, and heartbeat, we must insist on it every day, and we can't stop for a day." The so-called fist does not leave the hand, the song does not leave the mouth, and without long-term persistence, you can't write a good book. ”

Why does this sound so familiar? Oh, that's what Old Man Wu said too.

Meditation should be regarded as eating and sleeping, that is something that cannot be helped. Awakened by the air flow in the middle of the night, Xiaofeng couldn't even think about meditating. However, writing a book is not a terrible thing, but it is just a hobby, so why do you have to keep it every day?

"Xiaofeng, are you having trouble taking care of it because of double opening?" Shi Wuxian asked, "If that's the case, you might as well simply stop copying." One heart can't be used for two purposes, and I think it's really difficult for you to take care of both of them. Moreover, no matter how I read your books, I feel that your two books have very different styles and different writings, so it really seems that they were written by two people? ”

Shi Wuxian seemed to have a little suspicion of Xiao Feng.

Xiao Fengxin said: It wasn't written by two people.

"Brother Xiaofeng, are you writing a book? Wow, that's awesome! Hearing the conversation between Xiaofeng and Shi Wuxie, Tang Lulu was surprised and showed an envious expression, "Brother Xiaofeng, you will be a great writer in the future!" ”

Why was this woman so shocked?

Xiao Feng had no choice but to nod and deal with it.

However, Shi Wuxian felt a little strange.

"Eh, why do you call my apprentice 'Brother Xiaofeng'? Aren't you his girlfriend? Why do you still call him 'brother'? ”

Xiao Feng saw that he was about to be exposed, so he quickly interjected: "Oh, I'm two years younger than her, she used to call me that, I'm used to it, I can't change it, hehe." ”

"Oh, that's right." Shi Wuxian nodded, "Even if your girlfriend is two years younger than you, you can't be called that all the time, right?" After that, you are going to get married, and you still call your wife 'sister' all day long, and she calls you 'brother', which seems to sound a little weird? ”

Now, Tang Lulu is gone.

"Who's his girlfriend? Who is going to be his wife? I'm not his girlfriend. Brother Xiaofeng, didn't I just shoot you once, why did I become your girlfriend? ”

"Shoot?" Shi Wuxian was stunned. It seems that there is a nickname for doing that kind of thing between men and women, and it is called "shooting".

Shi Wuxian understood, he was happy, and squeezed his eyes at Xiao Feng, "You kid, you really have you, you got together with others so quickly?" ”

"What? Got together? Lulu really couldn't sit still now, "Eh, I said, you uncle, you are a master, why are you so unserious?" Where did I get together with your apprentice? Me and him are just ordinary friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend, don't you make a mistake? ”

At this moment, Xiaofeng was so embarrassed that his face turned into an eggplant.

"Huh? Didn't you just say that you 'shot' with Xiaofeng? You've all come to this point, aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet? Didn't you just walk together holding hands? The serious Shi Wuxian was stunned.

"What? I'm so anxious! Tang Lulu was so anxious that the beads of sweat came down, "I am a gun friend with Xiaofeng, not a boyfriend and girlfriend?" ”

"Gun buddies?" Shi Wuxian still couldn't understand this weird term.

"It's friends who shoot together. Oh, uncle, I can shoot with you, too? Any person can shoot with me, don't you understand? Tang Lulu was so nervous that she danced.

"What? You're going to 'shoot' me? Who else can you shoot with? Shi Wuxie's face turned pale with shock.

This woman, dare to do special services? No wonder, you can 'shoot' with anyone?

"Online games, I'm talking about online games!" Tang Lulu finally knew what to say, "It's the online game that crosses the front line." The simulated shooting is the kind of shooting on the Internet. ”

As she spoke, Tang Lulu simulated the sound of shooting, not to mention, the sound of pistols, machine guns, and submachine guns she imitated was still vivid.

Her "da-pa-to-do" sound attracted the attention of the other diners in the restaurant, who were all amazed to see the beautiful woman vividly simulating the sound of gunfire while making gun movements.

"Oh, it's been a long time, so you're playing games together, playing online shooters?" Shi Wuxian suddenly realized, "I thought, I thought you were ??????"

"What do you think we're doing?" Tang Lulu pursed her lips in annoyance, "Uncle, I really don't have the relationship with your apprentice as you imagined. Brother Xiaofeng, you say, isn't it? ”

Xiao Feng hurriedly took a few bites of rice, and simply didn't speak, just nodded.

"But you guys were holding hands just now?" Shi Wuxian was still a little confused.

"Gun buddies can also join hands, we are comrades who fight together. Oh, you and Xiaofeng can also be comrades? ”

With a "poof", Xiaofeng actually spit out the rice in his mouth.

Shi Wuxian also replied embarrassedly: "I'm really embarrassed, he and I are really not good to be comrades." ”

Tang Lulu also understood, and smiled embarrassedly, "Oh, I said it wrong, sorry, uncle." Oh, by the way, uncle, what's your surname? ”

"Please, how old is my master? How do you call him uncle? You should call him Big Brother. Xiaofeng couldn't help it and said.

"Oh, this big brother, what is your surname?" Tang Lulu corrected.

"Don't give your surname, don't give alms, not the teacher's teacher." Shi Wuxian said politely.

"Oh, Brother Shi. Brother Shi, are you the master who taught my younger brother Xiaofeng's kung fu? However, he doesn't seem to have much kung fu, huh? The inquisitive Lulu asked.

"Who said that?" Xiao Feng stopped doing it, "My master's martial arts are so high, can I be an apprentice badly?" Just now, I deliberately hid it deeply, not wanting to reveal my true kung fu. ”

"Just you?" Lulu pursed her lips, "I think, you didn't learn well, right?" ”

Xiao Feng was very embarrassed, and gave Shi Wuxian a look.

Shi Wuxian smiled and said, "Oh, you can't blame Xiaofeng for this, you should blame me." Actually, I am not Xiaofeng's fist and foot master, I am his article master, and I teach him how to write books. ”

"Oh? Are you the master who taught him to write? Tang Lulu's eyes lit up, "So, you should be very good at writing books, and you are also a writer?" ”

"Oh, well, I'm pretty average." Shi Wuxian smiled slightly.

"What's the ordinary? Master, don't be modest. Don't you know the way? Excessive modesty equals pride. Sister Lulu, my master is a great god? Great God, do you know the Tao? That's a man of God who has written books to the highest level! Xiaofeng began to boast about his master.

"Xiaofeng, I'm not as powerful as you say." Shi Wuxian shook his head.

"Master, don't be hypocritical." Xiaofeng said, "Lulu, let me tell you, my master writes books and can earn millions a year." Now, he has millions of readers. When it comes to the name of my master, it is known to everyone, and no one knows it. If you don't believe it, you can search for my master's name on the Internet, my master's name is Shi Wuxie, and everyone knows the Tao. ”

"Little Wind!" Shi Wuxian looked at his apprentice with dissatisfaction.

Why is this little wind so impetuous and immodest? Although he boasted of his master, didn't he actually boast that he was an apprentice of the great god? It's okay, you're so proud now, how can you do it in the future?

The principle of humility and benefit, full of losses, is applicable everywhere.

"Really?" Tang Lulu's face showed a look of admiration.

Wow, I met a millionaire, oh, it should be a billionaire!

"Of course." Xiaofeng was still proudly saying, "My master is famous on the Internet, if you don't believe it, just go to Qiandu and search for it, you can see my master's name." ”

"Oh, that Shi writer, can I also worship you as a master?" Tang Lulu seemed to see a road leading to heaven in front of her, and she was really happy.

"You should call me Master God! What kind of writer, sitting at home, the price drops! Xiaofeng said endlessly.

"Oh, great god, do you think that someone like me can write a book? I mean, can I make millions a year in the future? Lulu worshipped the god even more.

Her eyes seemed to be about to bubble up, and those eyes were extremely reverent and reverent.

"Don't listen to Xiaofeng's nonsense." Shi Wuxian couldn't help it, "Where am I as good as he said?" I'm just an online writer who eats mixed food, I can't eat enough, and I can't starve to death. Besides, at my level, what kind of apprentices can I accept? ”

"Isn't that right? Isn't that brother Xiaofeng your apprentice? Lulu asked.

"Oh, he's the exception." Shi Wuxian coughed.

"Oh, exceptions?" Lulu hung her head, looking a little lost.

However, she soon raised her head again, and her eyes were shining again.

"Then, Great God Shi, can you also let me make an 'exception'?"

"Huh this?" Shi Wuxian was stunned, "This, I'm afraid it won't work." I'm the only one with this exception. This apprentice is just like looking for a girlfriend, you can only talk about one at a time! ”

"Really?" Lulu was lost again.

However, what she said later almost scared Xiaofeng and Shi Wuxian again.

"Shi Dashen, since you don't want to accept any more apprentices, do you have a girlfriend? If you don't have a girlfriend, wouldn't you consider taking me as well? Tang Lulu blinked her beautiful eyes, and her eyelashes flickered as she looked at Shi Wuxie?????