Chapter 232: Lustful and reasonable

"It's just a snowman, wait for my sister to come out and help you build dozens of them." Lu Shiyuan said to Chen Hao again: "Xiao Haozi, you promised to help me get my resume, if you don't fulfill your promise, believe it or not, I will immediately collapse your little brother." ”

Lu Shiyuan pretended to be a pistol with her hand, closed one eye and aimed at Chen Hao's crotch.

Chen Hao was suddenly stupid, no matter how good his skills are, can he dodge bullets? If this Tyrannosaurus rex really got a pistol over, then Chen Hao would only have to surrender obediently.

He said with a bitter face: "It's not that I won't get it for you, but I can't get it at all, because there is no information and information." ”

Lin Ruyan asked curiously on the side: "What is Sister Shiyuan doing with her resume?" ”

Lu Shiyuan smiled and said, "You little girl don't understand, right?" Let me tell you, your sister and I have strong work ability, and the CEO of a company took a fancy to me and invited me to work as an assistant to the general manager of their hotel. ”

Lin Ruyan asked strangely: "Since they invited you to be the assistant to the general manager, why do you need to prepare a resume for Lu?" ”

"This ......" Lu Shiyuan was short of words for a while, she kicked Chen Hao and asked: "Yes, that kid invited me to be their assistant general manager, why do you want my resume?" ”

The sweat on Chen Hao's head fell, and he said, "Are you mistaken?" When did they say they invited you to be an assistant to the general manager? They ask you to go to their HR department at 2 p.m. for an interview. ”

Lu Shiyuan jumped up suddenly: "What, this monkey actually asked me to participate in the interview, and they have to decide whether to admit or not?" Dog's day, the old lady is gone, and tomorrow I will let Xiao Wu smash his hotel, and by the way, I cut the *** of the Indonesian monkey. After Lu Shiyuan finished speaking, he turned around and left, this Tyrannosaurus rex is still so violent, Chen Hao muttered to himself.

"Let's go, let's go, if you go, 100 million won't be there." Seeing that Lu Shiyuan was about to walk out of the door, Chen Hao shouted at Lu Shiyuan.

With a "whoosh", Lu Shiyuan turned back like a whirlwind and asked loudly, "What?" You make it clear, what a hundred million? ”

Chen Hao smiled: "I said that if you leave now, 100 million yuan a year will belong to me in the future." ”

"One...... 100 million? Lu Shiyuan protruded her bull-like eyes, revealing an incredible look. You mean 100 million? ”

"It's not too much to say that 100 million is not enough, tsk, there are still stupid people in this world who don't pick up any money from the sky." Chen Hao shook his head and said, sighing as he spoke.

"Who do you say is stupid?" Lu Shiyuan also knew that Chen Hao was talking about her, but the pride in her heart still made her unable to accept such an accusation, after all, no one had ever said this to her face.

"I don't know what to say, anyway, I'll say whoever is stupid." Chen Hao pursed his lips and said.

"You ......" Lu Shiyuan was about to jump up, Lin Ruyan saw that it was not good, and immediately grabbed Lu Shiyuan's hand and said: "Sister Shiyuan, you can't get this money if you continue to argue, so let's hurry up and write a resume." ”

"Humph!" Lu Shiyuan turned her head and stopped talking.

Lin Ruyan said to Chen Hao again: "Chen Hao, you can help Sister Shiyuan and help her complete this resume, okay?" ”

Facing the beautiful and lovely Lin Ruyan, Chen Hao of course replied with a pleasant face: "Sister Ruyan has spoken, how can I not agree?" Of course, no problem. But I can't write this resume alone, I don't know anything except her name. ”

"Heavy color and light friends!" Seeing Chen Hao's smile at Lin Ruyan, Lu Shiyuan's anger didn't come to a place.

The more she looked at it, the more she felt that Chen Hao's smiling face was so colorful, so treacherous, and she was very worried that the pure and kind Lin Ruyan would be deceived by Chen Hao.

"Yes, I am a heavy color, a fair lady and a gentleman, since ancient times, heroes love beauties, talented people match beautiful women, and men are lustful. The princes of Youwang Beacon Fire Opera are just to win a smile from the beauty, Wu Sangui is angry at the crown and is red-faced, Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang's three-smile marriage, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai's poignant love, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl's Queqiao meeting...... Which is not a model of love? Is it also a sin for us to pursue beautiful love? ”

Chen Hao's crooked reasoning confused lust with love, Lu Shiyuan was stunned for a while, is this lust still reasonable?

But Lu Shiyuan is not stupid, no matter how much she thinks about it, she feels that there is something wrong with Chen Hao's words, this is her intuition, but for a while, she can't tell what is wrong, she is thinking hard, Chen Hao spoke again.

"As for light friends, it's even more untouchable, are you my friend?"

Lu Shiyuan immediately threw Chen Hao's crooked reasoning aside, and rushed to Chen Hao's face, her fingers almost poking Chen Hao's nose.

"You dare to say I'm not your friend?" Lu Shiyuan's face was flushed, her eyes were full of anger, she was panting like a bellows, and her lips were pale from excessive anger.

Chen Hao's face did not change and his heart did not beat, and he said leisurely: "Of course you are not my friend, you are my brother!" ”

"Brother? Ha Luha, yes, I like it. Lu Shiyuan suddenly turned her anger into joy, she hit Chen Hao's chest with a hammer, and said, "I said brother, my resume will be handed over to you." ”

"Let's write together, I don't know a lot of information." Chen Hao said.

The three of them walked into Chen Hao's room, Chen Hao turned on the computer, downloaded a resume template, and said, "You fill in this first, and I'll change it for you after filling it out." ”

Waiting for Lu Shiyuan to fill it in, Chen Hao leaned his head over to take a look, and almost fainted.

He held his brain with his hand and asked Lu Shiyuan: "What position are you applying for?" ”

"Assistant General Manager."

"But I feel like you're applying for the assistant commander of the special forces." Chen Hao pointed to the resume on the computer and said, "Look at this, the major course, what did you write, shooting, fighting, climbing, crossing obstacles, driving, parachuting...... Delete it all and replace it with international finance. ”

"Oh." Lu Shiyuan obediently agreed.

"Here, the graduation school is filled in the middle school attached to Jinghua University, what is the use of you graduating from high school, and now recruiting a cleaner requires college graduation."

"I graduated from the High School Attached to Jinghua University, and I went to the SWAT team after finishing junior high school." Lu Shiyuan said aggrievedly.

I was dizzy, and I just graduated from junior high school.

"Aren't you studying at Jinghua University now? Delete the two words attached to it. ”

In today's society, not knowing English and not knowing a computer is equal to being illiterate, you will write English level 6 and computer level 4. ”

"And this one, work experience. You see what you wrote, as an instructor of the National Women's Special Police Team? Stupid. You joined the women's SWAT team a few years ago? How many people were there at that time? ”

"Three years ago, there were about thirty people." Lu Shiyuan was a complete idiot in filling out her resume, so she had to let Chen Hao criticize her.

"And now? How many people are there? ”

"More than 300 people."

Chen Hao said: "I took the leadership position of a national professional training center three years ago, and in three years, the scale of this center has expanded sevenfold, and the number of employees has increased tenfold. ”