vs 162 Not having a girlfriend is also a mistake

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"I want you to sing the little apple to me." Professor Silver Parrot is really a cheap bird, and he actually said such a desperate condition. The balance of the IQ of the red rat sugar candy is insufficient, and he can't understand the conversation between the cheap bird and Yunluo.

Yunluo silently glanced at the silver and blue parrot, felt that this cheap bird's discipline was still trustworthy, silently recalled the lyrics and songs of the little apple, and sang: "I planted a seed, and finally grew fruit, today is a great day......"

Red Rat Sugar Candy and Professor Parrot shook their heads while listening to the song, which was very rhythmic and looked very interesting.

Yunluo took his mobile phone and took a picture while singing, but now he can only see the red rat candy, and Professor Parrot is a blurry color, and he can't tell what it is.

"Alas, since the bird has been powerful, he can't take photos anymore, not even black and white photos. The little madman is not a material for painting, and the thing he meows is also a bird, obviously a chicken. After listening to the little apple sung by Yunluo, the silver and blue parrot's attitude improved a lot.

"I am a pig who has practiced for thousands of years, and I have been confused for thousands of years, and in the dead of night, the little madman is dancing alone, and the more I dance, the more I can't see clearly......" Professor Parrot sang and danced, flapping his silver and blue wings, but it was very beautiful.

The red rat candy clapped and cheered with the little cute paws, and Yunluo also applauded helplessly, which was regarded as cheering for this cheap bird. Sugar Candy Little Meng Claw pulled out a ham sausage from the dimensional bag and handed it to Yunluo, who peeled it off and ate it. Tangtang is so aggrieved with a little cute face, master. I want you to peel it off and feed it to Sugar Candy.

After singing and dancing, Professor Silver Parrot lay down on Yunluo's bed and slept. He also waved his wings very generously and said: "Go to bed early, go to bed early and get up early, I don't mind sharing a bed with you." ”

Red Rat Candy jumped up to the parrot and rubbed the professor, and the plush body fell asleep next to the silver and blue parrot.

"I still have to work, human beings need work to make money to buy food and drink, you two go to sleep first." Yunluo turned off the bedroom light and lit a table lamp. I opened my laptop, put on my headphones, listened to the crooked soft girl paper and sang, put my hands on the keyboard with ten fingers, and typed the keyboard to write a script.

Professor Silver Parrot closed his eyes and went to sleep, he was really a daring bird.

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Nine o'clock in the evening. Yunluo has been waiting in the Jiangnan Forum for a long time, in order to save Lin Pingzhi's first god post as soon as possible, Yunluo went directly to one of Lin Pingzhi's commonly used vests to squat, constantly refreshing, sure enough, Lin Pingzhi's festival is still there, and a new post was released at 9:01.

The title is very scary and eye-catching. Absolutely refreshing, unforgettable: Jiangnan University female students' beautiful photos and ugly photos list.

Yunluo clicked in, and without even reading the post, he copied all the content. Lin Pingzhi's post is very rich in content, and a total of 1,000 and 63 beautiful college students were murdered. Even if you look at it from beginning to end, it is enough for many students to watch it for half an hour.

Lin Pingzhi also wrote the total score at the end of each beauty on the list very responsibly. Ranked first.

For fear of being caught by his girlfriend's sister-in-law, Yunluo didn't dare to leave a message to reply, but just threw a forum private message back to Lin Pingzhi: "The god post has been saved, it's great." ”

Lin Pingzhi was obviously waiting in front of the computer, and replied to Yunluo very quickly: "Thank you, senior, keep up the good work." ”

Yunluo refreshed the post, and soon there were dozens of comments, most of which were oops, I'll go, and the girl crazy demon is black again. When this group of people carefully read the beginning, they saved the post without saying a word, so as not to be deleted by the school. These thousand and sixty-three beauties, but they include senior sisters and younger sisters, and even the freshmen and young juniors.

I have to marvel at Lin Pingzhi's ability to take pictures, and he can find out those beautiful girls in the entire Jiangnan University. Of course, due to the limited space, there are many beautiful female students who unfortunately failed to make it to Lin Pingzhi's list, and some girls with strong backgrounds are not the ones Lin Pingzhi dares to hack.

Lin Pingzhi provoked little trouble, and never touched those really tricky sister papers, even the photos taken secretly, that is, to see it by himself, even Yunluo had never seen it.

The school leaders all went off work at this time, and they didn't pay attention to the exciting incident of the Jiangnan Forum students, especially the number of the crazy demon of the girl is very famous on the Jiangnan Forum.

The witty Lin Pingzhi has already asked for a week's vacation, and now he is not at Jiangnan University at all, but in a hotel, temporarily staying, just for fear of being cheated by the sisters. Even the ID card used to open the room, Lin Pingzhi used other people's, and he didn't know where he was.

However, hehe, how could Lin Pingzhi, who was crazy about shooting girls, be far away from Jiangnan University, that hotel is near Jiangnan University, and you can see the campus of Jiangnan University from a distance with a telescope from the window, which is enough for Lin Ping to be self-congratulatory.

In addition, in order to prevent the school leaders from finding his fire, Lin Pingzhi's mobile phone is turned on, he is very familiar with the landline and personal mobile phone number of the school leader's office, in addition to the calls from the leaders, the coquettish scolding of other sisters is never careful, anyway, it is not his fault if the phone is busy.

The mobile phone is directly plugged in and charged, and the phone bill has been rushed to three hundred yuan, Lin Pingzhi has no worries, so he smiled, sat in front of the computer, looked at the wonderful replies under the first god sticker, and felt that life in the world was really cool, but it was not exciting enough, if only he could graduate early, Lin Pingzhi would be able to put out the list of beautiful photos and ugly photos of beautiful teachers at Jiangnan University.

Ridiculing female students and ridiculing female teachers are of two natures, the former is at most scolded by the school leaders and writes a review book, and the latter may make Lin Pingzhi expelled from the school and get out early, so Lin Pingzhi is very patient, and he is ready to wait until he graduates from Jiangnan University to issue a second god sticker, and he will definitely blind everyone's dog eyes when the time comes.

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In An Qingju's bedroom, Zhang Xue first screamed, attracting the attention of the other three soft girls, Zhang Xue shouted: "Lin Pingzhi, this bastard, don't let this girl see it, otherwise let this girl be a eunuch and be a real Xiaolinzi!" Dare to post a black girl on the forum, he meowed, this ugly photo is really too ruining the beautiful image of this girl. ”

"Xiaoxue, what's wrong?" An Qingju asked, but his hand quickly entered the Jiangnan Forum.

"Don't laugh at you, the girl crazy demon has come up with a god sticker, the beautiful and ugly photos of one thousand and sixty-three beauties in our school, and the score is ranked, I am ranked 637th, just now I seem to have seen Xiaoya and Xiaoli, but I didn't see Qingju, did I miss it?" Zhang Xue was a little curious, her beautiful eyes widened, staring at the post up and down.

Wang Ya and Li Li also entered the Jiangnan Forum, and soon found the beautiful and ugly photos of the two of them, the beautiful photos are really beautiful, even more beautiful than the two of them, if Lin Pingzhi only took beautiful photos of the sisters, there would have been countless sisters crying and shouting that they were going to chase Lin Pingzhi as his girlfriend, where would he be single until now.

It's those ugly photos that are making trouble, originally Lin Pingzhi's occasional photos of beautiful women who came to the forum were enough to make Lin Pingzhi often besieged by a large number of men for no reason, if Lin Pingzhi hadn't run very fast, I'm afraid he would have been lying in the hospital a long time ago.

This time, one thousand and sixty-three beauties were hacked, which shows that Lin Pingzhi really let it go, and he didn't even want his life for the sake of preaching. Although there are a lot of seniors who have graduated from the post, the senior sister will also go back to the Jiangnan forum to read the post, and many of the younger students in school will also have the contact information of the senior sister.

What's even more terrifying is that those men who stand behind one thousand and sixty-three beauties are the key to Lin Pingzhi having to hide and escape from the limelight. In order to catch up with the girl he likes, this man really threw away all the discipline.

"Hey, Qingju, there's really no photo of you, it's not right, you're the most beautiful one in our bedroom, how could I have missed you, and your sister, Sister Shenyu doesn't have either." Zhang Xue read it back and forth three times, and at this time, there were already 6,000 replies to the god post, and it had already been the first hot post on the forum.

The management of the Jiangnan Forum is the one vote of the technology house of the light brain club.,In the face of such an eye-popping god post,It's really not enough love.,How can you be willing to delete the post.,That is, for the sake of the face of the school leaders.,Didn't add refinement to the top of the post or something.,Anyway, it's the same effect as artificial topping.。

Anyway, the leaders of the school don't say anything, and the dead people of this light brain club will only watch the excitement.

An Qingju read the Shen post with interest, and thoughtfully, she thought of Lin Pingzhi and Yunluo who she saw in the city in the afternoon, and remembered that her brother-in-law had a very good relationship with her sister-in-law, which should be the reason why Lin Pingzhi did not hack her and her sister Sister Shen Yu.

However, this is not a lot of face, An Qingju squeaked and squeaked casually, and did not sell Yunluo.

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Ji Xixue Jian Lenglan was angry with Lin Pingzhi, and felt that this Senior Lin was really his meow, and said that it was okay to squat and take ugly photos of the two of them during military training, but now they have even made ugly photos of life, no wonder they don't have a girlfriend until now.

The two tender and delicious elementary school girls cursed Lin Pingzhi together, and they couldn't find a girlfriend in their lives.

As the night deepened, Yunluo was still writing a manuscript, and it was not until nearly midnight that Yunluo went to wash, turned off the computer and turned off the lamp to go to bed, and the dull day of tea passed.

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