Chapter 7 A Loser Has a Loser's Leader
Listening to Hong vigorously choose a good candidate, the other people who were not selected suddenly sighed, and secretly blamed their parents for not giving birth to a good skin for themselves, which is really unreasonable!
How else to say that looks are important? Women are not good-looking, men are not vicious, and there is no chance to be a dog. As for those who are not clever, they can't be dogs, you see how fast and decisive these people are, this can make the owner happy, right?
At this time, Hong Dali was very happy: "Well, yes, I have a good eye." Driver, what about the driver? ”
Driver: "The subordinate is here." ”
Hong Dali: "One, two, three...... Six, seven, eight, nine...... Six women and three men, give them three cars, they want good cars, the kind that goes out to show the blind! The man is the driver, and the woman sits in the back, so that going out is called magnificent. ”
The "......" driver wiped his sweat violently: "It's good, my subordinates will arrange it!" As he spoke, he hurried out of the city and went to make a phone call.
The six women and three men who were selected suddenly had their little hearts fluttering and beating wildly, and they looked at Hong Dali's eyes as if they were pious believers worshipping the gods.
As for the others who were not chosen, they all beat their chests and sighed that God had no eyes.
"Alright, you, come here!" Hong Dali pointed to the most beautiful girl about twenty-two or three-year-old among the nine dogs, and said, "Pour a drink for the young master and the young master's wife." He pointed to Tang Muxin and said to the remaining people: "Did you see her?" From now on, she will be your hostess! Her words are my words! Don't object, understand? ”
The remaining eight doglegs suddenly nodded at Tang Muxin: "Hello hostess!" The hostess worked hard! ”
Tang Muxin's face flushed with anger on the side, and she couldn't stop stomping her feet and said, "Who is your hostess?" He's a loser who can do this kind of thing, don't pull me! ”
Eight doglegs: "Yes, follow the instructions of the hostess!" ”
"Anyway, I'm not a hostess!" Tang Muxin had a great desire to collapse. Today, I accompanied Hong Dali to come out and lose, this decision was really wrong to the extreme, and it was so extreme that it couldn't be extreme! I think she is also a girl who is smart and exquisite, but she doesn't know what happened to her when she follows Hong Dali, and she has a sign of a sharp decline in IQ.
Tang Muxin is really scared that if she stays like this, she will become Alzheimer's.
Hong Dali didn't care, snapped his fingers, and suddenly a male dog came up and knelt down and licked: "What does the young master command?" ”
Hong Dali was very satisfied with his reaction, and threw the bank card directly to him: "Go, find the manager to swipe the card, you guys each have five thousand service fees, and by the way, calculate how much you spend tonight." ”
This meeting will give 5,000 service fees, which is equivalent to private money! The eight doglegs immediately thanked Dade: "Thank you, young master!" The young master has been blessed forever, and the longevity is with the sky! ”
Well, Lao Tzu's physical fitness is not good, this is the most comfortable to listen to, Hong Dali Ha Da Lu smiled: "It's easy to say, speed to do things." Let's go and sit over there. Well, by the way, what about the lights? What about music? Come up, come up! Yes, yes, yes, just that singer, what about you, what are you looking at? Hurry up and sing it, you can't tip it. ”
What is a local tyrant? What is a loser who doesn't blink? That's it!
What is it to sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money and count the cramps in your hands? This kind of feeling of being a loser with your eyes open is the coolest?!
As soon as he heard this wronged boss who came out of nowhere to say that consumption is indispensable, what was the singer waiting for, he opened his throat and howled desperately. Hong Dali couldn't help it after only listening to two sentences: "Do you dare to change a better song?" I can't even drink water if I keep singing like this! ”
"Yes, yes," the singer hurriedly changed the song in fear, but the changed song still couldn't reach Hong Dali's ears. Hong Dali was about to ask him to change again, when suddenly his heart moved, and he said secretly: "It is said that I said to tip him, even if he is stupid, he should know how to change his hand and sing." But he made such an ugly song, and other people seem to like it. In this way, is this kind of song like "Tears in the Iron Window"? Is it normal for such a song to be true? Waller mowing the grass, I can't live this day......"
Hong Dali's favorite thing to listen to before was because it was one of the few things that could make him relax without spending money. Reading a novel with headphones in your ears couldn't be more enjoyable. If all the songs of this world are all about this virtue...... Listening to "Tears in the Iron Window", I can only make my originally good mood instantly depressed? !
"Young master, young master's wife, the drink is here." Thinking of this, the most beautiful maid of one of the nine doglegs held a high-end and high-grade silver tray in her hand, and inside were two glasses that shimmered with a charming purple light, and in the cups were placed an unknown liquid, which smelled a little jasmine and looked very good. It is worth mentioning that this maid is really clever enough to break through the sky, so after a while, she has changed into a maid outfit, look at the long black straight hair, look at the small waist that does not win a hand, look at the thighs that are tightly hugged by black silk, look at the ruddy little mouth, look at the big hairy eyes, look at the two rabbit ears on the top of the head, look at the white pompom on the buttocks......
Hong Dali almost didn't squirt out the nosebleed, and was stunned for a while before he remembered to take the drink, and at the same time didn't forget to stretch out his thumb: "It's so good to have it, beauty, what's your name, how old is this year?" ”
"My name is Ling Xiaoyi, and I am twenty-two years old this year." Hearing Hong Dali's question, the girl quickly answered.
"Yes, look at the reward!" Hong Dali instructed several other dogs around: "If you see it or not, learn it, and when you are a dog, you have to be a dog!" Remember, stay will give Xiaoyi 5,000 yuan of pocket money. ”
"Yes, yes!" Several doglegs nodded desperately, and at the same time secretly thought, when they go back, they must try all kinds of ways to please the young master, as for the work - to reward the young master with a reward of 5,000 as a dog's legs, as well as transfer equipment, and go to a fart class!
Now several people have more or less guessed the identity of this young man, and he is definitely the super loser of the Hong family, Young Master Hong Dalihong!
Sure enough, I only heard the girl beside him keep humming: "Hong Dali, you loser, do you know how much five thousand yuan is in Lu Dao, how can you give so much money when you make a move?" Speaking of this, Tang Muxin was also a little aggrieved: "I...... My pocket money is usually only 100 yuan a day......"
Tang Muxin's pocket money is only 100 yuan a day? That's really a little bit less......
Hong Dali didn't say a word: "Dogs, what should I do?" ”
The other doglegs still looked at each other and didn't know why, but Ling Xiaoyi was the smartest, and said directly at Tang Muxin respectfully: "Since the young master's wife is a little urgent, then the young master's consumption for me will first be filial to the young master's wife, and please ask the young master's wife to accept it." ”
Hearing her say this, the other doglegs suddenly grabbed the ground and kept pinching their thighs - the real grandmother was stupid, and the opportunity to show loyalty so well was missed......
Sure enough, Hong Dali was quite satisfied with Ling Xiaoyi's performance, and Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled: "Well, not bad, not bad!" A bit of an eyesight key, it's a good material for a dog's leg! As he spoke, he didn't forget to teach a few other people: "You look at a few of you, I don't know how to cherish such a good opportunity, I'm really stupid to go home, I will be clever in the future, and I am also very particular about being a dog-I will reward Xiaoyi with a tip of five thousand when I come back, and she will be your head in the future, I will listen to her when I have something to do, do you understand?" ”
"Got it!" A few other doglegs "snapped" and one stood upright.
Tang Muxin watched from the sidelines and hung her head dejectedly: "This loser...... I, I'm a complete defeat for you......"
At this time, the dog who was looking for the manager to swipe the card ran back and reported to Hong Dali: "Report to the young master, tonight's consumption bill has been counted." So far, the consumption of all the people present, including the tips of several of us, is currently a total of 73,588 yuan. ”
"Poof-" Hearing this number, Hong Dali, who was drinking a drink, squirted out in one gulp and said in surprise: "How much do you say?" ”
“7…… 73,588 yuan. The dog's legs wiped a cold sweat: "Young master, what is this money...... Isn't it a little more? ”
"How many fart!" So many people still count so many tips from the losers, and they only spent a total of 73,588 yuan? Hong Dali hurriedly pulled out the big loser system in his mind, and after taking a look, he suddenly jumped angrily: "There is not much money, and the tip of 50,000 yuan is not counted in this, I must be the wrong way to lose!" ”
There is still an hour and a half left, and you still need to 201912 loser to complete the mission!
But so many people in this nightclub have only spent more than 20,000 yuan in total, so when will the task be completed?
Now it's obviously too late to change places, Hong Dali thought about it, and commanded very decisively: "Notify me, inform the manager, the boss, and the guests present, and ask them to call me friends or something!" I'll pay for everything tonight, go ahead! ”
"Good...... Okay! The dog wiped his sweat and ran all the way out of the city to report.
Tang Muxin looked speechless: "This loser really does everything for the sake of the loser, this marriage is not good!" ”
Thinking of this, the owner of the nightclub ran over in a hurry, and when he arrived in front of Hong Dali, he asked while wiping his sweat: "Master Dali, I don't know if I have time, can you listen to me say a few words?" ”
Hong Dali leaned on the sofa, and several maids pinched his legs, peeled the fruits, and looked as corrupt as he looked, and he ate a peeled grape, and then he snorted: "What's the matter?" Didn't you see that Young Master Ben was busy? "To be a loser, then you naturally have to have the consciousness of a loser, without this kind of style, it is definitely not a successful loser!
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