Chapter 51, the police and the police are still fighting?

"Pick what? Don't pick me at will, those women from the southern country of the moon can't even speak Mandarin clearly, how can they live with them? "Xiaofeng is not happy.

"What does it matter if you can't speak Mandarin well?" My mother said, "It's okay for people to speak in tongues?" ”

"What?" Xiaofeng was dizzy now, "I can't even speak Mandarin well, and I can speak dialects?" ”

"Of course. I heard Lao Yang say that these girls are so good at speaking dialects, they don't need to learn to write, as long as they often let them go to a vegetable market, go a few more times, and they will say anything. Sichuanese, Cantonese, and Shanghainese are all very powerful. I'm going to find you someone who can speak our Shanghainese, and that's it. ”

Jiangnan City is a good neighbor of Shanghai, not only close to each other, but also the same thing on both sides.

However, Shanghai is an international city, and when people from Jiangnan go out, they say that they are Shanghainese and speak Shanghainese.

However, at the time of Xiaofeng's grandmother's grandmother, this Shanghai was just a county under Jiangnan City.

However, now everything has turned upside down, and Shanghai has become the big brother of Jiangnan City, the big brother of the whole country, and may be the big brother of the whole world in the future.

This is not surprising, it is the same everywhere in the world.

In the past, Americans said that they spoke English, but it was English with American characteristics.

Now, the British say that they speak American language, but American language with British characteristics.

In the past, the people on the other side of the sea said: I am from Taiwan, and I am proud that I am from Taiwan.

Now, the people on Taitai Island say: I am also a descendant of China, and whoever wants to say that I am not a descendant of Huaxia is just to make me forget my ancestors, and you are a sinner of our nation.

If you fall behind, you have to call others the boss, this is an immutable truth.

"Forget it, just the south of this month, so do you have an enmity with us? Do you think, they were at war with us a few years ago? Now, what about the sea that is still staring at us? I don't want to cause international disputes. Xiaofeng said.

"So?" The mother didn't expect her son to find a wife, which would cause this international incident. We can't afford to mess with it.

"Oh, why don't you go find the Phillips? I heard that the women of the Afro-military countries are not only capable, but also very capable of giving birth. "My mother remembered the woman of another country.

"Mom, those who are not in the country of the military are even more powerful than those in the southern country of this month." Xiaoyun reminded, "They still have to drag our country to fight with them all day long?" That's why they are called 'Philathens'. ”

"That's right, that's right." Xiaofeng nodded, it seems that my sister has a deep understanding of the international situation. "This non-pulling woman, forget it. They haven't even given us the compensation yet? Character, character. ”

"Reparations?"

"yes. Mom, that year, the tourists from the incense pier went to play with them, but they were kidnapped by their non-pulling police. Xiaoyun also remembered this incident.

Incense Wharf is a special city in Huaxia country, because the people there are sprayed with perfume, especially fragrant, so it is called "Incense Wharf".

People from other parts of the country love to go there for shopping and travel.

Everyone says that the incense pier is incense. Eat fragrant, drink fragrant, and go out fragrant.

In fact, the biggest advantage of the incense pier is not "incense", but money.

Rich is fragrant. That's one thing for sure.

"What? The police still kidnap people? Aren't the police serving the people? "Mom was a little surprised.

"The policeman was laid off, and he couldn't get angry for a while, so he simply kidnapped the tourist bus at the Xiang Pier. Eventually, another group of non-Ra soldiers came over and engaged in a shootout with the policeman. In the end, the policeman was killed, but the passengers on the bus were also killed. Xiaoyun struggled to explain.

"The more I listened, the more confused I became. What is this policeman, that policeman? The police and the police are still calling around? Mom said.

"Mom, don't listen to my sister, it's so complicated, who can understand?" Xiao Feng glanced at Xiao Yun, "What my sister said is not right. In fact, it is two groups of policemen who are competing in marksmanship, you shoot one, I shoot one, and see who has better marksmanship. They took the tourists as targets, and they killed several of them without paying attention. ”

"What? Police than marksmanship? Actually using people from our country as targets? My mother said indignantly, "Is this too bad?" Isn't this a matter of carelessness for human life? Why don't they use the people of their own country as live targets? Alas, it seems that you can't marry such a daughter-in-law, and if you can't say it, you will treat us all as live targets in the future, and beat us? ”

"Hehe, isn't it?" Xiao Fengle was happy, "Mom, I still like to find our local." People are gentle and beautiful. ”

"Oh, you've been doing it for a long time, and you still want to find a girlfriend?" Xiaoyun suddenly realized, "Okay, then you can find it?" Less neuropathy at home! ”

"Who's having a nervous disorder?" Xiaofeng said sarcastically, "Haven't you heard that there is an old saying that is good? ”

"What old saying?" Xiaoyun asked.

"'Women don't stay, stay and stay to become enemies'. Sister, you are not too young, you should find a mother-in-law and marry out of Lu as soon as possible. ”

"Why should I get married? This is my home, I will marry if I love it, and if I don't marry if I don't marry, can you manage it? I'm not going to go, what's the matter? Xiaofeng, are you planning to drive your sister out of the city, you are so plotting to take away the family property? I tell you, now men and women are equal, and according to the law, inheritance is inherited equally. Xiaoyun glared angrily.

"Mom, my sister is thinking about dividing the inheritance now, she is going to curse you!" Xiaofeng took the opportunity to sue her sister in front of her mother.

Sure enough, my mother was annoyed.

"Xiaoyun, I'm still alive, why are you looking forward to sharing my inheritance?" Mom's eyes widened.

Xiaofeng looked triumphantly at her sister who said the wrong thing.

"Mom, no, that's not what I meant." Xiaoyun hurriedly walked over and comforted her mother, "Mom, how can I worry about your property?" I'm not going to curse you, am I? I mean: Xiao Feng has bad intentions and wants to kick me out. You say, "Why do I want to go out of the city?" ”

"Why do you want to get out of the city? Isn't that something that doesn't really understand? Xiao Feng sneered.

"What do you understand?" Xiaoyun said.

"yes? Xiaofeng, why are you always thinking about letting your sister marry out? Mom asked.

"Mom, is your son going to marry a daughter-in-law in the future?" Xiaofeng asked rhetorically.

"Of course, Mom, I won't let you beat you up. I'm still hoping that you will give me a grandson one day sooner? ”

"That's it. Mom, if you think about it again, even if your son and I find a woman from the southern country of the moon, or a woman from the country of the Afira soldiers, it will cost tens of thousands. Not to mention, I'm going to find a girl from our local area, if nothing else, it's going to cost a lot of money, right? I've heard that the current market is already 66,000, right? ”

"And that's not all." My mother thought about it very seriously, "A few days ago, the couple I introduced to others is about to get married. What does the woman want the man to give 100,000 bride price? Sixty-six thousand, that can't be handled. ”

Where will the money for this bride price be raised by my son? Mom is worried now.

Xiaoyun stood next to him and listened, not understanding what Xiao Feng wanted to say.

"That's right. Mom, you see, our house is dilapidated and old, how can a girl be willing to marry in? At least buy another house, right? Even if we sell this old house, change it to a new house, add decoration, and buy furniture, at least we have to make up hundreds of thousands, right? Also, you have to have a wedding when you get married, right? What kind of banquet, wedding photos, and other messy things, it will cost tens of thousands more, right? Mom, are you ready for all this money? ”

"Xiaofeng, what are you talking about? It's you who get married, and it's not your mother who gets married, what do you ask your mother to prepare for you? You won't make money yourself, will you? When Xiaoyun heard this, he was even more annoyed.

"Sister, you want me to earn my own money to marry a daughter-in-law, it's okay. But, now that the house is rising every day, the bride price is also rising, right? Mom, sister, you just wait for me to be thirty years later, when I'm almost fifty years old, and I have saved enough money to get married. By then, Mom, you'll be in your seventies, and you won't have a grandchild yet. Mom, do you want your son to get married so late? ”

"yes, yes." Mom fell into deep thought.

What my son said is not unreasonable.

Xiaofeng didn't even get into college, and he only earned that little money a month, but now everything is rising except for his salary. After another twenty or thirty years, the possibility of marrying a daughter-in-law will only become smaller and smaller. If you don't get it right, you'll become an old bachelor for life.

"So, Xiaofeng, what do you say you should do?" Mom asked.

"Hehe, Mom, I have an idea. You don't need to get up early all day and work hard to earn that little money. I don't have to bury my head in studying, work everywhere, and finally be a grandson for others. I don't need my sister to take out her salary to subsidize us after she works in the future. ”

"What? Xiaofeng, do I still have to give you money to subsidize? Xiaoyun was not happy.

"Sister, am I your own brother?" Xiaofeng smiled playfully and put her hand on her sister's shoulder again.

"Let go." The older sister shook off her brother's paws.

"Since I am your own brother, you are your sister, of course you have to sponsor my brother and me to study, work, and ask for a daughter-in-law, right?"

"This ?????? It also depends on how much I am capable of. It's right for me to be my sister and help my brother, but I also have to use money myself, do you think I'm a rich woman? "Xiaoyun's confidence is a little insufficient.

"So, I don't want to embarrass you, sister, do I?"

Suddenly, Xiao Feng held his chin in his hand, his eyes rolled slightly, and he looked his sister up and down.

Xiao Feng's eyes when he looked at Xiao Yun, why was it the same as those little hooligans on the street?

"Xiaofeng, what are you doing? Mom is still here, why are you looking at me like that? Xiaoyun was embarrassed, but because her mother was next to her, she had to whisper.

Xiao Feng smiled and began to circle around her sister, as if thinking about something.

Xiaoyun was getting more and more nervous.

What kind of medicine is sold in Xiaofeng's gourd?

"Mom, sister, I'd better tell you about my good idea." Xiaofeng finally spoke.

"What's the idea?" Mom and sister said in unison??????