Chapter 31: Stealing Master's Clothes
"Uncle Shi, Dudu is not guarding against you."
Seeing me like this, Fan Dudu became a little anxious.
"But you refuse to hand over the clothes of the head to Uncle Shi, Xiao Dudu is like this, Uncle Shi is really sad."
Seeing his little face flushed, he was anxious to explain. I feigned that I was getting more and more sad, and after a few loud howls, I wished I could squeeze out a few tears to scare him.
"Okay then."
He finally seemed to have made up his mind, stretched out his hands in front of him, bowed to me, and said, "Then I will ask Uncle Shi to hand over this dress to the master." ”
"Definitely, definitely, this is a definite matter."
I grinned and reached for it, but he dodged it again.
"What the hell do you mean, if you don't give it, you won't give it, and if you don't give it, you will pull it down."
In the past, when I was in the demon world, those protectors who hid treasures prevented me every day as if they were thieves, just because those good things were seen by me, they would come to my palace unconsciously, although they were unwilling, but because of the sky, they didn't dare to come to me to return.
I shouted angrily, I really can't ask for it, what if it's hard, anyway, it's not like I've never done this kind of thing before, even if I rob it now, I can't lose to this kid.
Looking at Fan Dudu's hesitant face, wanting to give it or not, I became more and more anxious.
"Are you kidding me, just forget it if you don't give it, my master hasn't come back yet, you just stand here and wait."
As he spoke, he turned around and prepared to leave.
"It's not that Dudu doesn't give it, it's just that Dudu still has some things to make clear with Uncle Shi."
He spoke slowly, but I was so angry that I wanted to scream.
"What's the matter, hurry up?"
I turned my head again and rushed in front of the pink doodle.
What is the purpose of talking so much nonsense with him, I just want to touch a handful of Zilian's clothes and look at it again, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult.
Fan Dudu said to me with a serious face: "Uncle Shi remember to handle it gently, cut it close to the water, so as not to damage the fabric of this clothes, and touch this clothes with your fingers, mortals have rough skin and thick meat, and there are a lot of meat calluses on their hands, don't touch the string ball of this clothing." ”
He said vigorously, as if he was not at ease with me, and I nodded at him, mortal? I'm not a mortal, so I can't touch that.
Purple Lotus's clothes, I not only want to touch it, but also put it on and try it on.
After Fan Dudu left, I took my clothes back to Qingshui Building, pushed open the door, turned around and closed the door tightly with a flick of my long sleeves, and hid in the house with Zilian's clothes.
Quickly take off the blue clothes on the body, put on this purple dress, I stood in front of the mirror and looked at myself in the mirror carefully, the green silk was gently pulled up by a blue hairband, the long black hair flowed softly down the neckline, like flowing water, the wind blew gently, the ink silk danced lightly, it looked a little dreamlike, this purple dress on my body is very good-looking, where is this like a small fish spirit, obviously it is a beautiful fairy who has just come to the world.
The lotus flower embroidered with gold thread on the clothes sparkles in the sun, looking both noble and dignified, I feel very handsome, I think that if there is a beauty pageant in these six realms, I, a disguised man, may be able to get one or two places.
If I only rank second, then the first place will only be my Purple Lotus.