Chapter 156: Conquering Demons and Suppressing Demons? Town your uncle
From the first time they met, Zheng Si and Ermao gave each other bad reviews. And this kind of bad evaluation can't be reversed by Wei Ling's two sentences.
Ermao talked to Wei Ling about his life in the past two years, and his eyes glanced at Zheng Si from time to time.
As for Wei Ling, while talking to Ermao, he didn't stop in his hands, kept peeling peanuts, giving Zheng Si some and leaving some for himself.
Like a minion! Ermao was very contemptuous when he saw Wei Ling's behavior. But after all, they are senior brothers, they have known each other for so many years, and Ermao also knows Wei Ling, if this cat is not really capable, Wei Ling will definitely not be treated like this.
Lucky cat?
Maybe.
I haven't been in contact with it, and I haven't seen it with my own eyes, Ermao is still skeptical in his heart, he doesn't admit anything that he has seen and heard with his own eyes, even if it is what Wei Ling said, he will discount the so-called "facts".
Zheng Si lay on the sofa and waited until the peanuts were peeled enough before jumping on the coffee table to nibble on the peanuts.
"Have you figured out what you're going to do next?" Wei Ling asked Ermao.
"In the past two years, I have been running outside and doing a small business, and now I am not going to do anything for the time being, rest and have fun, and then sleep every day until I wake up naturally."
When Ermao spoke, his eyes were still floating to Zheng Si, and when he saw that Zheng Si was concentrating on gnawing peanuts, he bounced up from the chair and shot with lightning speed!
Syllable!
"Conquer demons and suppress demons!"
With a successful blow, Ermao quickly withdrew and retreated to five meters away.
Wei Ling and Zheng sighed: "......"
Zheng Si really didn't expect Ermao to do anything, although the evaluation of each other was not very good. But perhaps because of Wei Ling, Zheng Si didn't feel any malice from Ermao, and because of this, Zheng Si's vigilance was also lowered a lot, and he didn't guard against it at all, but he was tricked.
Ermao didn't beat or beat, the purpose of his quick shot was just to paste a "paper" on the door of Zheng Si's head.
Zheng Si didn't know what was drawn on the piece of paper on his head, but looking at the situation, Zheng Si could guess it. This is the legendary summoning of gods and impeachment of ghosts. Demons and demons, a talisman to cure diseases and eliminate disasters!
Conquer demons?
Descend to the demon town of Nima, your uncle's demon is shit!
Paralyzing!
Zheng Si shook his head, shook off the already sticky "note" on his head, and stopped gnawing peanuts. Pop out his paws, jump off the coffee table, and rush to Ermao's side.
Lao Tzu is not mad, you really think that Lao Tzu is weak and can be bullied!
Thereupon. A man and a cat began to fight in the private room. At first, Ermao also held a feather pillow on the chair to block it. Finding that the pillow was quickly scratched and broken, after realizing that he seriously underestimated the enemy's attack power, Ermao covered his head with his coat. Hide on Wei Ling's side.
After the feather cushion was scratched, feathers flew everywhere in the entire private room, and the neat private room was suddenly in a mess.
Wei Ling looked at all this, he really wanted to drag Ermao over and beat him hard, he was in his twenties, and he was still so unreliable, many times he always wanted to beat him up when he talked and did things.
After making a fuss for about ten minutes, Zheng Si squatted on the coffee table and continued to gnaw peanuts, but looking at the amplitude of the tail flicking, you can know that Zheng Si's mood is really not very good, and anyone who is labeled with a "demon subduing and demon suppression" charm will not be happy, not to mention that Zheng Si has a secret in his heart.
Ermao slowly moved to the chair, his coat was about to be scratched one by one, but for Ermao, as long as there was no injury on his face, he didn't have to care about anything.
"Ermao, what do you say you have to do with a cat?" Wei Ling said.
Ermao put the torn coat into a lump and put it aside, "Didn't you say let me get along with this cat, the relationship between the men is a fight, just like we are brothers, who doesn't beat each other out of the feelings?" ”
Wei Ling rubbed his forehead, and no longer dwelled on the matter of fighting, but pointed to the "talisman" that had been trampled on several times on the ground, and asked, "Where did you get that thing?" ”
Zheng Si's movements of gnawing peanuts slowed down, and his ears turned to that side, he also wanted to know where this guy got this so-called talisman from Lu Dao Ermao, was he really going to subdue demons and suppress demons?
Ermao thought about it for a while and replied: "When I came to Chuhua City, I saw an old man at the train station, carrying a bag and holding a notebook, chasing me and asking me to give love, and the kind that was still named in the notebook." I gave me ten dollars, and he gave me a copy of this thing, saying that it was for demon suppression. ”
In some places such as stations or platforms, there will always be people who beg or give love. There are too many people, it is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, and gradually, I don't know if the society is too indifferent, or if people have become more shrewd. Or perhaps it is the scams that catalyze people's apathy, and the first reaction to giving love is "liar" rather than sympathy.
Zheng Si didn't know if Lu Dao Ermao knew the trick in this, but looking at him like that, even if he knew Lu Dao, he just spent money to have fun, and he didn't care at all.
So, this so-called "talisman" is actually just a souvenir for ten yuan?
Zheng Si felt inexplicably relieved.
Wei Ling's attention was not on the souvenir "Fu", but said: "You really wrote your name in that book?" ”
"I wrote it, why don't I write it, it cost ten yuan, I wrote it with the hard pen calligraphy I have practiced for more than ten years, and I killed the names N+1 street above!"
"Yes, in this way, when the people who give love write their names in the back of the book, they will know that there is a person named Wang Ming who donated ten yuan." Wei Ling said in a teasing tone.
"Am I not so stupid to write my name and tell others that I have been cheated too? That's shameless. ”
Sometimes, those who give money do not do so voluntarily, but are "donated", and there have been newspaper reports of passers-by being beaten for not giving money. Therefore, some people feel that "love" that does not come out of their own will is very shameless, especially men with strong self-esteem.
Since Ermao said that he wrote his name in the notebook, but it was not his name, who did he write at the time? Is it just made up?
"Whose name did you write it on?" Wei Ling wondered.
"Wang Bin." Ermao was triumphant.
Zheng Si, Wei Ling: "......"
I don't know what kind of reaction Lu Dao Ermao and his brother will have after knowing Lu Dao. And this is probably only one of the inconspicuous parts of the things that Ermao has done. Zheng sighed and wondered if he would write on the wall in the future about the certificates, air delivery, drilling, grinding floors, and sewers. Or see Wang Bin's name on the advertisements for the treatment of stubborn diseases posted on the masts? I can't tell.
Zheng Si felt that if he was Wang Bin, he would definitely beat Ermao so much that he didn't even know his father.
Wei Ling continued to rub his forehead, "You will really pull hatred for yourself, you are dying." ”
Ermao didn't pay attention to it at all, leaned over to the side of his face, and said to Wei Ling: "Look! ”
Wei Ling looked at him suspiciously, "Acne?" Thick-skinned again? Or let me slap in the face? ”
"What," Ermao waved his hand. Point to your ear. Said proudly: "Have you seen it, super invincible big earlobes, what the old people often say, longevity and blessing." ”
Zheng sighed and looked at it. The so-called "super invincible" is a bit exaggerated. But compared to some people with small earlobes. Ermao is indeed a big earlobe.
Originally, Ermao had to wait for Wei Ling's envy and jealousy, but Wei Ling said calmly: "Don't talk about it, although I haven't read much of a book." But I also know that earlobes are genetic, or is that something...... Dominant inheritance, you have to thank your parents, we have to respect science. ”
Ermao's body leaned back and stared at Wei Ling very seriously for two seconds, "Senior brother, when did you start 'respecting science'?" And this kind of esoteric question. ”
Wei Ling's words, don't say Ermao, Zheng Si was also surprised. Wei Ling: Was this influenced by Jiao's father?
Wei Ling didn't think there was anything wrong with him, and continued: "Double eyelids, high nose bridge, big earlobes, long eyelashes, etc. all belong to this dominant inheritance, oh, and the chin is also genetic, you look at those stars, their parents don't have so sharp chins, but they are completely different on TV, obviously, most of them are neat." ”
Ermao still looked at Wei Ling with a skeptical attitude, not because he was skeptical about the content of Wei Ling's words, but because he was puzzled that Wei Ling would say such a thing. Based on Ermao's understanding of Wei Ling, this senior brother usually reads more current politics, military and sports newspapers in his free time, when did he change to science? Also hereditary? I used to despise those so-called experts and professors, but now how has it changed? There must be some reason!
However, Wei Ling didn't wait for Ermao to ask more, and changed the topic to talk about other things.
Zheng Si continued to listen with his ears on the side, and when he came here today, he thought he would hear some things about Ye Hao's side, but so far, Wei Ling has no intention of saying it, it seems that he is not ready to let Ermao know it. Also, although Ermao and Wei Ling are brothers, Ermao and Ye Hao don't know each other at all, and their trust in each other is limited. It seems that I don't want to hear any useful news today.
After listening to the singing for a while in the evening, the two of them left the night building with a cat.
Wei Ling first sent Zheng Si back to Chuhua University, and then drove Ermao to the place where he lived.
In the car, without Zheng Si staring there, Ermao seemed much more comfortable.
"Senior Brother Wei, I'll borrow it from you first, and move out in two weeks, two weeks should be enough for me to find a satisfactory house." Ermao said.
"What's the matter, you just live with me, anyway, I'm basically in the company anyway, if I have you, let's be a companion."
"Come on, Senior Brother Wei, we've known each other for all these years, and I still don't know about you," Ermao squeezed his eyes ambiguously, "You have a goal, right?" Hurry up, you see that people who are about your age are all old. In the past, it was a duty and it was inconvenient, but now you have to hold on, don't think I can't see it. Leave your house to you and your sister-in-law, so I won't make a light bulb. ”
Although it looks unreliable, his observation is not weak, and what Ermao decides, Wei Ling will not change again.
Wei Ling was not hypocritical, and said: "Okay, but have you thought about renting or buying a house?" ”
"It depends on the situation, if you fancy it, you can buy it, anyway, in the past two years, I have sold some money with people, and there is a deposit on the card. It's not bad to rent a house, after all, I haven't decided how long I will stay in Chuhua City. Ermao leaned back on the back seat, his fingers tapping on the chair, "Senior brother, do you have any good suggestions?" ”
Wei Ling was silent for a while, and said, "The inside of Chuhua University is good, such as those faculty rooms. (To be continued......)
PS:(2.18)