Seeing that the person I like likes likes another person, my heart is a little sour, but for Yun Qi to be happy, I still silently bless.

There were not many people at this gathering, and Wu Gaochao didn't come, and they said that he seemed to be in retreat and cultivating, and they hadn't seen him during this time.

The banquet was lively, but Yun Qi's mind was always on the eldest grandson Xuanyi.

His lonely back today shocked her too much.

"Senior brother, let me tell you a joke."

The eldest grandson Xuanyi was a little surprised, he didn't know what Yun Qi wanted to do, but he liked everything she did: "It's going to be funny." ”

Yun Qi grinned, she knew a lot of jokes.

"Listen up, first."

One day, a man said to his lover: "I dreamed of you last night, and I got up in the morning and got a big wet piece of ****." She asked the man shyly, "Nasty, what are you dreaming about?" The man replied, "I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee!" ”

"Hahahaha...... Isn't it funny. ”

Yun Qi thinks this irony is so classic, when he first saw a picture, the man was Brother Sharp before taking a bath, and after he washed it, it was Andy Lau.

But before the woman took a bath, it was Jolin Tsai, and after taking a bath, it was Sister Feng.

Although there are many beautiful embryos in this world, many of them still have a thick layer of powder on their faces, and a gust of wind can disperse a puff of white smoke.

The eldest grandson Xuanyi looked at Yun Qi, who was smiling arrogantly, and looked at her eyes.

If he dreams of her at night, the reason for the **** wet must be - the most obscene kind!

After laughing for a long time, Yun Qi found that the eldest grandson Xuanyi was not smiling, so he stopped: "Isn't this funny?" Then I'm telling you about one. ”

Today, I saw that the lady was clumsy in killing fish and wanted to humiliate her, so I asked, "What is your relationship with pigs?" Who knew that she turned her head and replied: "The relationship between husband and wife ......"

"Hahaha...... Is this interesting? ”

The eldest grandson Xuanyi smiled cooperatively this time, thinking in his heart that he was willing to be her pig.

"Childe, what are you talking about, smiling so happily."

When they saw Yun Qi and the eldest grandson Xuanyi talking in a low voice and laughing loudly, they all gathered around curiously.

Hearing this, Yun Qi smiled and beckoned them over.

She thinks her jokes are funny, but the eldest grandson Xuanyi doesn't laugh, it must be that he has a problem, not that there is a problem with her jokes, it just so happens that everyone judges and judges together.

"I'll tell you jokes, listen to them."

"I went to the street today and met a beggar. I saw a big hole in the bowl in front of him, and I felt very uncomfortable, why should the poor use a broken bowl? ”

"So I didn't say a word, picked up the bowl and threw it for him."

"Hahaha...... It's not funny. ”

After finishing speaking, Yun Qi still couldn't stop laughing, but when she looked at everyone, they all looked at her with inexplicable wonders.

Yun Qi vomited blood in his heart, feeling that this was the difference between ancient and modern people!

But fortunately, she has a lot of jokes, and this one can't be another one.

The man saw the Zen master: "Master, I am in my thirties and still single, how can the master find a daughter-in-law?" ”

The Zen master touched his head: "You are sick, right, I want to know how to find a daughter-in-law and I am still a monk?!" ”

“……”

This time, Yun Qi didn't smile, and wanted to wait for everyone to laugh together, but-

"Childe, it's not because the Zen master can't find a daughter-in-law because he can't find a daughter-in-law, they all have great wisdom."