Chapter 359: The Sedan and the Float
How can this be?
The crazy brother shook his head vigorously, still not believing the qiē in front of him.
The problem that I thought was unsolvable was actually solved by a snow leopard!
It wasn't until he heard Zhao Feifei's fierce and vicious voice that Han Feng was sure that he had survived the catastrophe: With this bride who threw herself into the net, which one of the remaining ones was not captured? If you continue like this, you only need to go through the process according to the script, and at night, it is time to enter the cave room. Hey......
The crazy brother wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, stood up with a smile, and made a long gesture towards Zhao Feifei, and said with a fleshy flattery:
"Obey the orders of the lady! For the husband, this is gone! ”
After speaking, he posed in a Peking Opera pose, raised his hands and kicked his legs, and wanted to ride his horse and whip and go straight to Tang's house.
Zhao Feifei saw that his clothes, shoes and hat were crooked, and his face was full of ashes, and he thought that in order to please himself, this guy actually went to Kunlun Mountain to bring Xiaohua. Thinking of all the benefits of this person, he couldn't help but soften his heart, his apricot eyes widened, and he said angrily:
"Is there a groom like you? Look at you like that, Sister Yue'er won't marry you! ”
was coquettish in his mouth, but he stepped forward quickly, patted the dust off the man's body, and then tidied up his clothes, straightened his gauze hat, and looked like a groom a little, but he complained:
"I don't know what bad things I did in my last life, but I was so worried about my husband marrying a wife!"
Han Feng saw that she was full of resentment, but she took care of herself carefully, and was afraid that she would lose face when she went to the Tang family, and thought of the old saying "There is a good wife in the family, and the husband will not suffer from misfortune", he suddenly felt a lot of tenderness in his heart, and regardless of the hundreds of pairs of eyes around him, he hugged this girl and kissed him fiercely.
Although Zhao Feifei was bold and spicy, he didn't want to be laughed at by everyone, and struggled desperately for a while before he finally got out of the wolf's kiss. While wiping his face with his sleeve, he said angrily:
"Shameless! What kind of people play with what kind of birds! You too, so is Xiaohua, they all salivate in my face, disgusting to death! ”
While he was talking, the Zhao family's family send-off team also rushed to the three-way junction. The little sister with a little freckles walked all the way, and she couldn't stop complaining all the way:
"What's the need for a bride to run out on her own? How can you hold your head up in the future! ”
Turning his head to look at Han Feng, he was not afraid of the so-called richest man in the world, so he simply stretched out his hand and said loudly:
"You're in luck! The one hundred and eight tricks of taming the husband ** prepared by our sisters were actually broken by Feifei himself! Now that the bride has arrived, the red envelope is still inevitable! Why don't you hurry up and get it! ”
Whenever he comes to greet his relatives, the groom must have already held the mentality of "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water". But it's also great to be able to be free from torture.
The crazy brother was in a good mood, so he hurriedly put on a smile:
"That's a must! Since the sisters are working so hard, how about doubling the red envelope? ”
The freckled girl glared at Han Feng hatefully:
"Count you as acquaintances! Double red envelopes, see a share! ”
It is said that in Chinese folk customs, as long as you have not entered the cave room, the status of the groom official is really three points shorter. Even the dignified Chairman Han only dared to swallow his anger and laugh when he heard this:
"Of course, of course!"
Zhao Feifei was saliva on his face by Han Feng and Xiaohua, his makeup was also spent, and the phoenix crown was gone, so he quickly found a sedan chair and got in, and then ordered:
"I'll wash my face and makeup again here, and you should continue to go to Sister Yue'er's house to greet your relatives...... Go early and come back early! ”
It's okay to run out by yourself, and now she has taken the initiative to get on the sedan chair again, this Zhao Feifei's nerves are really not ordinarily thick. However, if she wants to follow Han Feng and go to Tang's house to pick up the bride together, the little girl still won't do it.
Of course, the crazy brother knew about this section, and while offering smiling faces and red envelopes one by one, he responded loudly:
"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, even if it is a sea of swords and fires, you have to successfully pick up Yue'er's wife as a husband! Today will surely come together in pairs, and we will be slept together......"
Everyone on the side suddenly laughed and staggered, and it was the disciple of Tianmen who regarded the master of the sect as a god, and he also let go of the restraints in his heart and laughed loudly. As for the members of the sub-clan, they are all from military backgrounds, and their temperament is already heroic and straightforward, and they laugh exaggeratedly, and even the whistle sounds.
The whole three-way intersection is really full of the joy of newlyweds.
Zhao Feifei saw that he was talking nonsense without face and skin, so he only snorted in a low voice, and then stopped talking. lest that guy be in a good mood and keep his mouth open, if he says something embarrassing, where will he put his face?
Everyone laughed for a while, and when the red envelope was distributed, the crazy brother immediately waved his big hand, and the drum music was in full swing, which was even more amazing than before!
Pretending to be a formal gauze hat and dusting off his clothes, the crazy brother bowed his hand slightly towards Zhao Feifei's sedan chair, "Wait a while, stay for your husband and go back", even the snow leopard didn't sit down, and slowly took a figure-eight step, and went straight to the Tang family step by step.
A group of people followed closely behind the groom with happy smiles, but Xiaohua looked at Han Feng, and quietly lay down next to Zhao Feifei's sedan chair, and became a bodyguard with peace of mind.
Chen Dan and Xiaojin got two more red envelopes, and the problem of which mother to pick up first had been solved, so they no longer argued with each other, and followed behind another sedan chair hand in hand. When he was about to arrive at Tang's house, Xiao Jin suddenly shouted at Chen Dan:
"When you grow up, I will also use this sedan chair to carry you!"
The child's voice is immature, but it is extremely resolute. Everyone was stunned, and laughed again, so that this joyful mood infected everyone!
Chen Dan's face was so red with shame that he raised his leg with a kick, kicked Xiao Jin, and then scolded:
"The little kid wants to eat swan meat too!"
Xiao Jin stood firm and giggled:
"It's the toad that eats the swan meat! I'm not a kid either! I am, I am...... Toad? ”
Thinking that the dignified five-clawed golden dragon was scolded as a lowly and filthy toad, Xiao Jin's heart was really full of mixed feelings, and he couldn't laugh anymore. But he didn't dare to show it in front of Chen Dan, so he had to rub his nose and muttered angrily:
"You say I'm a toad, I'm just a toad - you can say anything you want if you can eat swan meat anyway!"
Chen Dan saw that he was so lazy, so he couldn't scold anymore, stomped his feet angrily, twisted his body, and rushed to Han Feng:
"Han Feng's father, Xiao Jin bullied me again!"
Han Feng looked carefully, and saw that the purple light on Chen Dan's body was still looming. Before he figured out the details of the purple light that could devour his divine sense, he couldn't let her go no matter what, and even smiled and said:
"Where does he dare to bully you? If you don't like sedan chairs...... How about the floats? ”
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