"In class, the beautiful female teacher strictly explained to the children: "Milk" means "small", for example, "suckling pig" means "little pig", and "suckling pig" means "little pig". Xiao Ming, please use the word 'milk' to make a sentence. ’”

"Xiao Ming made a sentence and said: 'My family's economic conditions are not good, so I can only live in a 40-square-meter nursing room.' ”

"Teacher: 'I'm dizzy, this one can't work, change another one.'" ”

"Xiao Ming: 'Every day I go to school, I have to jump over a deep cleavage in front of my house.' ”

"Teacher: 'Faint to death, this one is even worse, change another one!'"

"Xiao Ming: 'Teacher, I really can't think of it, I broke my nipples-......'"

"Teacher: '...... Get out! ’”

Lei Jian was driving while telling Zhou Yan a joke, and after this first joke was told, Zhou Yan really laughed out loud.

Lei Jian breathed a sigh of relief, although Zhou Yan didn't open her eyes, as long as she concentrated and didn't fall asleep.

"You...... What are you talking about...... What a joke, it's so vulgar......" Zhou Yan laughed.

In order to prevent her from falling asleep, Lei Blade racked his brains to tell jokes, and Zhou Yan was extremely happy in her heart.

"Then I'll tell you one more." Thunderblade thought for a moment and said.

"In class, the math teacher taught the students the multi-digit subtraction: 'Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digit is not enough to subtract, borrow from the high digit.'" ”

"Xiao Ming: 'Teacher, what if I don't borrow the high number?' ”

"Teacher: '...... Get out of here! ’”

Zhou Yan chuckled lightly and said, "What kind of joke is this...... It's cold. ”

Thunder Blade thought for a while, and then continued: "Then I'll continue, don't talk, you can just smile after I finish speaking, but don't sleep!" ”

……

During the lesson, the teacher suddenly said, "If anyone can answer my next question, I will just let him go home from school." ”

When Xiao Ming heard this, he immediately threw his schoolbag out while the teacher was not paying attention.

Teacher: "Who just threw their schoolbag out?" ”

Xiao Ming: "I threw it." Teacher, I'm home......"

Teacher: "......"

……

The teacher in class produced a couplet: "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous." ”

The squad leader said to the next couplet: "The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, the heaven and the earth are magnificent." ”

Xiao Ming's next couplet is: "Your mother-fuck, fuck-, you fuck-." ”

Teacher: "...... Get lost! ”

……

Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you get up and sue me, what is the school?" ”

Xiao Ming: "School is a place where you can sign in for five days in a row to receive a homework gift package. ”

Teacher: "...... Get lost! Go out! Go! ”

(In view of the fear that everyone will think that the author is lazy to use jokes to make up the number of words, let's talk about these jokes, and if you want to continue to listen to Xiao Ming's story, please add the readership of this book...... ）

……

Lei Jian told Zhou Yan more than a dozen jokes in a row, and Zhou Yan sometimes chuckled, sometimes complained a few words, but she didn't fall asleep.

About an hour later, Thunderblade drove to the Coconut Town Center Hospital.

reported Zhou Yan to the emergency room, and when the emergency room saw that it was a gunshot wound, she was startled, and she didn't want to do surgery one by one, and asked Lei Blade to send the injured to Shilin County Hospital.

Shilin County is hundreds of kilometers away from here, and you can save a wool when you send it over!

Lei Jian was directly angry, and pointed at the two doctors in their forties with eyes and said, "You two, go to prepare for surgery for me immediately." If the patient wants to make any mistakes, I'll ask you! ”

A male doctor said, "Comrade, you, are you threatening us?" ”

Lei Blade's eyes were cold: "Lao Tzu is threatening you!" ”

Another male doctor said: "With your attitude, we have the right to refuse you and not have surgery!" ”

"You try!"

Bang!

The thunder blade slammed into the wall of the hospital on the side, leaving a large hole the size of a fist and about a centimeter deep on the wall!

Thunder Blade's face turned hideous, and the green tendons on his forehead burst, like a lion about to eat people!

Hiss~

The two doctors froze for a moment, looked at the big hole in the wall, and then at the Thunder Blade, and suddenly gasped and didn't dare to speak.

"Ahem...... You, don't be so fierce, I, we didn't say no...... Let's go, Lao Zheng. "A doctor compromised.

Another doctor said to Lei Blade: "We can do the operation, you go and pay first...... If you don't pay the fee......"

"You guys are rambling!"

Thunderblade raised his hand, and the two doctors walked away.

"Two verbose guys, when you're done, who are you?"

Thunderblade calmed the anger in his heart, and then asked a nurse where to pay the fee, and paid the fee first.

……

"Xiao Xue, have you heard? Something happened at the Black Dragon Regiment's manor. ”

"What can happen to the Black Dragon Regiment? This is a tyrant in Coconut Town, and the police in Shilin County don't dare to do anything to them. ”

"It's true this time, I have a friend who just came over there, saying that the road on the side of the Black Dragon Regiment's manor is crazy and no one can get close."

"Is the police from Shilin County coming?"

"I don't think so, I heard that the border guards are coming from somewhere. I heard that more than a dozen cars of people came, and they directly surrounded the Black Dragon Regiment. ”

"What about the Black Dragon Regiment's boss Thunder? I heard that he has great powers......"

"I don't know yet, but it seems that the Black Dragon Regiment is going to suffer this time, and even the troops are here."

"It's good to suffer, the government has finally done a good thing for the people of Coconut Town, hehe, the whole world celebrates, I will go to the road to set off firecrackers to celebrate."

“……”

Thunderblade sat on a plastic chair in the hospital, listening to the conversation between the two nurses nearby, and knew in his heart.

The border guards are out, the Black Dragon Regiment is in a catastrophe, it will definitely be exterminated, this time it is a sudden attack, and the people of the Black Dragon Regiment do not even have a chance to flee abroad.

Moreover, their boss Thunder was beaten into a dead dog by the thunder blade and thrown in the wilderness, and the dragons were leaderless, and it is estimated that they did not even have the confidence to resist.

Dingdingding......

The mobile phone on Lei Blade's body rang, this is Zhou Yan's mobile phone.

"Hey......" Thunderblade picked up the phone.

"Hey...... You're not Zhou Yan? "The other party is a male voice.

"Zhou Yan is injured, in the Coconut Town Central Hospital, I am her friend......" Thunder Blade told the man how Zhou Yan was injured.

He explained the location of Lei Ting and Lu Sanjin, and the man immediately ordered someone to bring Lu Sanjin and the others back, and after giving the order, he said to Lei Blade: "Mr. Lei, thank you for your help." My name is Song Zhengyi, and I am a colleague of Zhou Yan. Please take care of her in the hospital first, and I'll come over right away after I've taken care of this matter." ”

It turned out that the leaderless Black Dragon Regiment was really as Lei Jian thought, and in front of the large border troops, there was no resistance, and they surrendered directly.

Thunderblade waited in the hospital for about three hours when the door to the operating room opened and a doctor stepped out of it.