Chapter 571: A bet with my sister-in-law
The two stared dryly for five seconds, and the second egg compromised first, "Okay, I was wrong. It's all my fault for being too demanding of you, and too demanding of contemporary college students. ”
From a certain height of understanding Li Erdan's sentence, it can be seen that he is dissatisfied with the constitution of contemporary Chinese higher education.
"Salty radish is worrying! Treasure Island cares about your. Xiaoxiao said suddenly, changed the conversation again, and said with a smile: "Li Erdan, why are you so cute?" It's so cute! No wonder my sister likes you so much, the character of the big boy and the little boy is reflected in you. ”
Erdan didn't pay attention to the second half of Xiaoxiao's words, but Xiaoxiao's first sentence touched his heart, and Yan said with a grim face: "Treasure Island, since ancient times, has been an inseparable part of my Chinese territory. If the mainland is compared to a mother, then Baodao is a daughter, uh, no, it should be a son, because a daughter is going to marry when she grows up and becomes someone else's family. Perhaps our mainland mother did not do well enough to let this son be bullied by foreigners in history, and was invaded by Spain, the Netherlands, Great Britain, France, and the Orient, so that now he ignores us, recognizes the thief as his father, and is closer to Millican, groveling. But blood is thicker than water, and one day this bastard son of Treasure Island will return to the arms of his mother on the mainland, one day in the years that will come, I have no doubt about that. ”
Xiaoxiao wants to laugh very much, if it weren't for one hand covering his mouth, he would definitely laugh out loud and spray two eggs with a spit on his face.
Erdan stood up straight, and said to the smile that forced him to smile: "Laugh if you want to." I know your little girl won't believe me, but it doesn't matter, time will tell. ”
Xiaoxiao took her hand off her mouth, didn't laugh, but asked very seriously, "How many years are you talking about?" ”
"Uh. "Erdan thought for a moment, "Three or two years!" Yes, three or two years. At that time, you had just graduated from college. ”
smiled and pouted: "I have been to Baodao Province several times, it is indeed very beautiful, and the people are also very simple, but there are a few children who are mischievous." I'd also love for him to come back to the mainland so that we don't feel like we're going abroad. However, you Li Erdan said that Baodao would return to the mainland in three or two years, and this cowhide will inevitably blow too much, right? Do you think you're the leader of the country? Do you think you're the number one? ”
"Hey, don't be convinced. I'm not bragging to you, I just want to take down Millican, who is the leader of the earth, and it's only a matter of minutes. Treasure Island, the land of projectiles, not to mention? Erdan said, because he has enough confidence, there is a domineering spirit in his words, "Song Xiaoxiao, if we make a bet, we will bet on whether the mainland can return in three or two years?" ”
"Bet on what?" Laughing, I also came to be interested.
"Bet whatever you say." Two eggs.
This bet came too quickly, and Xiaoxiao was not mentally prepared at all, but it was not difficult for her, and soon she had an idea in her heart.
smiled and said: "Let's agree for two years, if the treasure island does not return within two years, you will jump into the Pacific Ocean and drown me, and you can self-immolate with gasoline." ”
The second egg sweated profusely, thinking that this little girl's heart was ruthless enough.
"And what if you lose?" Two eggs.
"I lost?" smiled, with a look of disbelief, "I can't lose, how can I lose?" To tell you the truth, I am very concerned about politics, and I know much more thoroughly than you. I pinched my fingers and calculated, during the term of office of the No. 1 leader, it is very mysterious that Baodao Province wants to return to the mainland. ”
"What if you lose?" Two eggs, aggressive tone.
Xiaoxiao frowned, and suddenly said angrily: "If the old lady loses, the old lady will be your girlfriend and your daughter-in-law." ”
After speaking, Xiaoxiao blushed, then turned around and ran, rushed out of the cockpit, and floated away like the wind, leaving only a pretty back of Erdan, and the fragrance that gradually faded.
Impulsiveness is the devil, but what a person says when he is impulsive is often from the heart.
"Uh. Comrade Li Erdan was dumbfounded, and he didn't come back to his senses until he smiled off the deck and disappeared from his sight.
The big apple that Xiaoxiao gave to Erdan hadn't finished eating, and there was a layer of rust on the apple flesh that came into contact with the air, Erdan didn't care, opened his mouth and took a big bite, and then laughed exaggeratedly.
"This little girl, can't she like me?" Erdan said to himself, "It seems that my brother's personality charm is really not covered." Master of Divine Calculation, Lao Tzu believes in your words. ”
Then Erdan set the yacht to drive on his own, and the goal was to go straight to my Dongsha Islands. There are ready-made routes from HK to Toshisha, which are not straight, but curved, because if you take a straight line, you may hit the reef. The yacht's self-driving function can automatically steer, with the support of GPS and Beidou dual navigation systems, and walk according to the set course trajectory.
After doing this, Erdan got out of the cockpit and went to the flybridge recliner on the top level to rest and rest, bask in the sun, and breathe.
Xiaoxiao impulsively said something that made her blush, and she regretted it to death. She ran to her own bedroom in the cabin in one go, locked the door, and went directly into the bed, her whole body curled up in a ball, and her mental activity came like a tide, so ashamed that she wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.
Li Erdan is different, thick-skinned, lying on the deck chair of the flybridge leisurely.
The disc-sized sun was setting westward, and its golden light spread across the entire sea as far as the eye could see. In a maximum of two hours, the sun will set below the horizon and night will fall.
In the vast sea, the dark night can make people feel lonely and even a little frightened. Fortunately, there are three people on board, one man and two women, and a home theater and chess room are installed in the yacht, where you can watch movies, play mahjong, and fight landlords when you are bored. And fear has always been insulated from the second egg.
Erdan lay on the recliner for a while, then suddenly got up, took off his clothes, and wore only a pair of triangle tight panties.
To sunbathe, you have to strip naked. If there is no smile on the boat, the second egg will even take off his underwear and have zero contact with nature.
"It's so warm!" Erdan stretched lazily, lay on the recliner, his ass was about to rise to the sky, and said to himself, "If there is a chick to massage herself, it will be more comfortable." Alas, I just don't know if Weiwei is willing or not. ”
Lying on the recliner, the little brother was pressed uncomfortably, and the second egg had to turn over again, face up, close his eyes and continue to daydream about his glamorous daydream, and his little brother also unconsciously cocked, like a cannon muzzle, if there is a plane flying in the sky, it will be very dangerous.